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THE ABSOLUTE DEAL BREAKER IN BED IS NOT WHAT YOU’D EXPECT. AND EXACTLY WHAT YOU’D EXPECT  

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9/8/2014 6:25 am
THE ABSOLUTE DEAL BREAKER IN BED IS NOT WHAT YOU’D EXPECT. AND EXACTLY WHAT YOU’D EXPECT
#5 – Unwelcome bodily functions
I think we can all agree that nothing kills the mood like a stanky fart. I know that isn’t very feminine to say, but the truth will set you free. Don’t do it. Leave the room “to get her a glass of water”.

#4 – Hogging the sheets or duvet
No one wants to wander your home groping the walls trying to find the thermostat so they don’t freeze to death. Share the duvet, ! Bonus points for having a duvet.

#3 – Snoring
You can’t control it, so this is an unfair answer. But at least give your partner some warning. If you’re hooking up it’s likely (and healthy) that you’ve had an awkward conversation about sexual diseases. Just tag it onto the end of that. After a woman hears you don’t have Herpes, snoring will seem like no biggie.

#2 – Dirty Sheets
There must have been a close run for #1 – because this is THE WORST. Do your goddamn laundry. If you’re old enough to be sexually active, you’re old enough to work a washer/dryer duo. No excuses. Wash that shit.

#1 – Too much cuddling
Woah! Woah! Really?

Yes. Apparently too much cuddling is an epidemic spreading the nation. But I get it. I need personally space so I can actually sleep.

Don’t take this too literally – a little cuddling is nice – but if you have to adjust, readjust and have a lengthy 3am conversation about your sleeping position, it might be better to cut your losses and split sides. There is no shame in that. And according to 44% of the people surveyed, you’re doing them a major favor!



Hilarious Note: Participants in the study were also asked about the weirdest bed-sharing habits they had ever encountered, which included finding a third party’s knickers beneath the sheets, having to share the bed with 30 cuddly toys, and being shown to a yoga mat and sleeping bag instead of a bed.

All of these things have happened to me or a friend in the last month. Just ask – I’ll tell you the story


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