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Blogs > firecrotch32 > Life as I see it

worst pick up line ever  

firecrotch32 53F
82 posts
5/19/2005 8:38 pm

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11/29/2009 10:12 pm
worst pick up line ever

What is the worst pick up line you have ever heard? the other nite in a chatroom here i think i have witnessed what has to be by far and away the worst pickup line i have ever heard. thank god it wasn't actually addressed to me but another girl in the room. his post was..and i quote..."hey sexy, you are so hot...i want to massage your meat curtains" now is it just me or does anyone seriously think a girl would take kindly to her pussy lips being referred to as meat curtains? i should have known the guy was a moron when upon entering the chatroom the 1st words out of his mouth were "hey ladies, which one of you girls think you can get rid of my hardon the fastest?" being the smartass that i am i felt the need to reply to that statement with "is that a challenge to gross u out? if so here is my submission: picture your grandma naked with peanut butter smeared all over her cooch and the family licking it up. so, do i win? is your hardon gone?"....smirk

rm_jayR63 66F
1884 posts
5/19/2005 9:07 pm

 This is the type of behavoir that has given rise to the popular phrase "men are idiots"


ByteChaser2 60M

5/19/2005 9:43 pm

 Yeah... we all think with the "little" head... My appologies - for the entire population of the male of the species...


1playfulgal 46F
1828 posts
5/19/2005 11:11 pm

 sounds like something i would have said...good job...


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