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ps - aye, I often get a guy on cam tugging his toggle like he's trying to pull it off, ahem! Invariably the profile says it's a couple though!! 
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Seinfeld would be proud - a post about nothing!  Scary Places I Get Around Lunch with Cleavage [post 3312759] My Private Blog - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets
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just because was my go to answer whem asked why I did something wrong s a child. this post was so wrong it was right on You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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BiggLala replies on 9/5/2018 5:54 pm: Oh, I forgot to answer your question about why people can't talk about love on this site. We're constantly told that this is a sex site. If you're looking for love (even respect) you need to go to Match or eHarmony...anywhere but here. That's right, I forgot all about that rule! Damn, wonder if I can find my old Match profile. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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BiggLala replies on 9/2/2018 11:57 pm: "There are some men out there with very delicate egos who would run for the hills at those words." -And we'd chase them because that's what horny, pissed off women do! Charge!!!! The issues of this site are too numerous to name, and frustrating as hell to deal with. I make do with what I can, and poke (hehe, I said poke) fun at the rest. Lord knows I haven't been poked in so long...as Papi's accurately surmised. Why...I can't image what section would lead someone to read it over and over and over again...oooh yeah...over there! Ummm...never mind! Where's that damn train? My ticket said 10:42. Huh, the time on my ticket said 42:69. Does that mean "69" is now the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? LOL!!!!!! I sure wouldn't complain about that ... "How are we gonna find the solution to this problem? Uhhh, you know ... " (boy-girl only; well maybe boy-girl-girl  )Correct, that was the section I re-read  How did you know?As with all things, if the fair princess wants to orgasm more powerfully with a cock, she needs to spend more time practicing. And if she needs a cock to wrap your delectable pussy around, I am merely but her servant. Wait, "her butt servant"? Yeah, well, I could probably be that for her too, if she wants ...  To Ms. Flower's point about real profiles, I think I am a relatively decent guy out in the real world, but I sure struggle to even get to step 0 of finding an entire stable of nice female friends. I thought there was a nice woman (though a little far away, on an island), and things were going well, but one time sleeping in the same bed, and now the interest seems to have tailed off. And I haven't even gotten to disappoint her with the sex yet! Oh, wait, I guess we were going to end up here, anyways ...  I think that about the only way to stay sane in this life is to laugh as much as possible. And I resent that! I have been assessed and confirmed as 0.75 of a cock. Half of one! Well I never! Sorry, this seems to have turned into my own derailed train of thought. And I'm just too heavy to lift back up on the tracks ... so just leave me here to rust away ...  -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there .. Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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BiggLala replies on 9/5/2018 11:36 pm: "...if she needs a cock to wrap your delectable pussy around, I am merely but her servant... -Oh my! Ummm, uhhhh...I'll respond to the rest of your comment later. I, uhhh...I have to go do something. Is it hot in here to you? Is the air conditioner broken? *fanning myself* Not to interrupt your forthcumming ... sorry, um, "forthcoming", response ... Oh, it's very hot in here. But that's just you[  I'm sure you have this problem everywhere you go. Although ... I am starting to get kinda warm m'self. \8I'd be curious what this "something" you speak of is. And please be very, very explicit. It's a shame you have to fan yourself. I'd be happy to blow you ... err, uh, blow on you ... you know, to get you off ... oh, damn it! ... to cool you off ... Remember, squirting is always an option.  -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there .. Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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Do I get a gold star for following your train of thought? I think I can do that because my brain rambles that way, more often than I usually admit, lol. Checked my home page, only 4 dick pics right now, and the featured cam is a couple's profile, but I don't know if it's a guy or girl...because the "Naughty Photo" screen is covering it...though, I can see the dicks.  (But usually, yeah...it's a chick)."Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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BiggLala replies on 9/7/2018 1:14 am: "Huh, the time on my ticket said 42:69. Does that mean "69" is now the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything? LOL!!!!!!" -Did you read my profile, or did you just make that up? Either way...well played. How did you know I've been looking for a butt servant? Oh, and as for the 'something'. It's just something I do with myself from time to time. A girl's gotta have a little 'me time' every now and then...well, a lot now...ya know, since I'm not getting any. For some reason, reading ""...if she needs a cock to wrap your delectable pussy around" just did me in. Ohhhh... This, You Do What You Have to Doand I HAD to Do It, should be explicit enough to give you an idea of how my 'me time' goes. I just tried to see your profile, and being a lowly standard member, I can't see it (wa wa waaaa). Obviously, I didn't read it beforehand, so we'll just have to chalk that one up to "great minds think alike" And, looking at what I can see of your profile, I get the impression maybe we do ...  As for a butt servant, do tell ... Hey, if my few words had that kind of effect on you, awesome! You gotta do what you gotta when the mood strikes, and if maybe the thought of stiff shaft to do it on (mine, for example ) made that instance of your me-time somewhere between "good" and "very good", then I am happy to have contributed in some small way.I just read the post you mentioned. Wooooooowwwwwwwww! See my comment over there.-- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there .. Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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9/16/2018 4:57 pm |
Thinking about you cuming on a cock 💙💙
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9/17/2018 9:42 am |
If you post it, they will read it. Do what makes you happy.
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9/18/2018 2:51 pm |
This is all very funny, keep it up very amusing! Lol
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