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Blogs > Voyuer97 > Confessions of a Satyrist

Tweaking the Profile  

Voyuer97 66M
67 posts
8/19/2019 7:44 am
Tweaking the Profile

I like to look at my profile now and then just to remind myself of what other people see when they look at it. I'm not happy with it so I'm trying to think how to say what I want to say and say it in such a way folks will actually read it.

I had forgotten about the purity test. Have you taken it? According to the gurus here, I'm 66% naughty, which seems a bit low, IMHO. It turns out they ask 100 yes/no questions and the percentage is calculated how many questions are answered yes, which in my case, is 66 yeses.

My issue with it is there's no weight on any of the questions...I mean, aren't some things more naughty than other things? Of course, the weight of a question is open to personal mores and evaluations so just a flat percentage is easy. For example, isn't sleeping with a friend's significant other more naughty than getting laid on a first date? Or is just me?

We can't see each other's answers, so whole percentage thing is pretty much useless, anyway.

I also made a few changes to the profile , which has to be "approved" some editor with a green visor, reading our while seated in a dark basement somewhere in Lower Slobbovia* (more likely, a 'bot somewhere on a desert island in the Caribbean) making sure us non- cheapskates don't include contact information. In school, I wallpapered my locker with Contact paper and got into enough trouble for without even thinking of it here. (Let's see how the 'bot handles reference.)

Meanwhile, back to my profile. I'm still not happy with it so as Madison Avenue would say it, "Watch This Space".

* - Lower Slobbovia sprang from the fertile imagination of Al Capp, the cartoonist who created Li'l Abner along with Daisy Mae, Moonbeam McSwine, General Bullmoose, the Shmoo, Kickapoo Joy Juice and Jubilation T. Cornpone, amongst others. You could consult duckduckgo and learn more about him.

HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
8/19/2019 10:04 am

 "My issue with it is there's no weight on any of the questions"

You take this site too seriously


Voyuer97 66M
484 posts
8/19/2019 10:20 am
    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    "My issue with it is there's no weight on any of the questions"

    You take this site too seriously
Nah, just poking fun at it.


HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
8/19/2019 5:36 pm
    Quoting Voyuer97:
    Nah, just poking fun at it.
Oh-h--h-hhh. What a relief !


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