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You dirty minded perv. HAHA  

lymartin13 54M/60F
9 posts
8/16/2015 8:18 pm
You dirty minded perv. HAHA

1. You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?

Your phone.

2. What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?

Talk.

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3. I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?

Her voice.

4. I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

Your nose.

5. What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?

Pockets.

6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A tent.

7. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

A cucumber.

8. If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

The paperboy.

9. What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?

A fork.

10. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator.

11. I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter.

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?

A last name.

wickedcat2006 49F  
734 posts
8/16/2015 8:32 pm

 darn I only got 2 right...omg


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