Pulling Teeth (Which Is Worse?)  

Pain vs The Ick Factor: Which is worse?

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Let's start with pain...

One of the first things I learned in Blowjob Etiquette 101 was that teeth and dicks do not get along nicely at all. In fact, I think there's even a little satire country song out there somewhere titled, "Don't Bite The Dick That Fucks You." Google it. I'm sure that song is out there somewhere. According to Urban Dictionary, the act of chomping down and/or chewing on a cock called "Shark Head." Ouch!

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And now, let's talk about the ick factor...

I was perusing some of the older blog posts earlier and I stumbled upon the subject of "Hummer Gummers." I noticed that in the comments on that post, a lot of people were either weirded out or grossed out by the thought of Granny removing her teeth before slobbing on Pappy's knob.

In fact, most of the grossed out comments came from the guys! I have to admit that this surprised me a bit. One would think that the guaranteed lack of tooth to tallywacker contact would be one less potential hazard to worry about for a guy getting head. Am I wrong here?

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So here is my question to the guys here in Blogland...

Would it be worse to be on the receiving end of some painful "Shark Head?"

Or...

Is it worse to be the grossed out recipient of Granny's "Hummer Gummer?"

Inquiring minds would like to know! So, please share your opinions below!

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