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So.... Tell me a little about yourself.
So.... Tell me a little about yourself. I hate when people ask this of .... My mind immediately goes here and I'm temped say, pick a category! I'll take 'Inappropriate Humor' for a $0, Alex! I was at the Pine Squirrel with my today for a fun Mother's Day lunch when we happened across the father to one of his friends. Nice guy, had a lot of nice things to say about my .... But when he asked tell him a little about myself it was like, deer in the headlights. Should I open with rambling honesty? Followed by insecurity and awkward laughter?? Or go straight for the foot in mouth moment! I chose vague personal details accompanied by a squirrel joke that only I laughed at. Smooth I am not.... Happy Mother's Day! |
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As long as he didn't think you were a nut-case (after the squirrel joke), you should be fine.
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Are you sure you don't want to start with Poor Life Choices? LOL
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That squirrel meme made me laugh! Probably because I could kind of relate... LOL
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I never know what they say when someone asks me that, so name , rank, and serial number are what they get. Happy Mother's Day!!!
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Maybe you should write up a wee resume and print off a few copies, then you can just hand them out as and when asked for........ Hope you had a good weekend McNice!
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Agreed!!!!
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5/10/2021 4:10 am |
I never know what they say when someone asks me that, so name , rank, and serial number are what they get. Happy Mother's Day!!!
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Maybe you should write up a wee resume and print off a few copies, then you can just hand them out as and when asked for........ Hope you had a good weekend McNice!
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Just where I thought you would go... I cannot believe I predicted your reply. the reply of a complicated unorthodox person... Anyway.. I don't know what smh means tho...? Perhaps I'm not as complicated and unorthodox once you start to understand the way my mind works.
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Some people's parents..... Lol smh..... *. *. *
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A very funny story. Some people.
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squirrels need to pee [image]
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The parents are never quite what I expect, it's funny.
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Thanks for the laugh! Hope you had a good day!
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Helpful Dating Tip: Save squirrel jokes for the 3rd date.
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Oh so funny. About me? Well, I can be a smartass and I love chocolate. There ya go.
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A very funny story. Some people. *. *. *
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squirrels need to pee [image]
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Thanks for the laugh! Hope you had a good day!
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Helpful Dating Tip: Save squirrel jokes for the 3rd date. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Oh so funny. About me? Well, I can be a smartass and I love chocolate. There ya go.
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I'll take "Things I shouldn't say" for $500 I usually counter with "What would you like to know?"
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I used to IM on here quite a bit.... You're right! It was always much harder to chat with someone I didn't know or hadn't talked to than it was with someone I considered a friend. I don't work well 'on the spot'.
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substance abuse for $500.00 enough to make me quit and so glad I did. guess he saw something he liked and was just seeing if you are will to talk. ask what would you like to know and don't get to personal. hope it was a good day after all.
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I'll take "Things I shouldn't say" for $500 I usually counter with "What would you like to know?" Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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