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Fresh as a daisy...THIS ONE WILL SLAY YOU
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Fresh as a daisy...THIS ONE WILL SLAY YOU I got THIS lovely EMAIL from some twit....I have NO CLUE what precipitated this..we don't KNOW each other, HAVE NOT MET, and well....here it is: > > > Sender: Anton6789 > > > To: deliciousngood > > > Date: Jul 21, 2006 11:38 PM EDT > > > > > > You probably run a wet bar of Irish Spring under your armpits every morning and, if we're lucky, maybe take a swipe near your unmentionables. That's the beginning and the end, am I right? You might be surprised to find that Irish Spring or no, you STILL may be stinky. It's true! See, girls secrete sweat and stuff down there, just like boys. And it's an area that never gets any sunlight or fresh air, just like boys. You piss and shit and sometimes it doesn't all go away, just like boys. You have hair down there, just like boys. See where I'm going with this? You may stink as bad -- nay, worse! -- than me, the lucky guy about to put your nipples in my mouth. But have you ever heard a boy say he "doesn't do that"? Exactly. We don't say that. So do me a favor, please, and tomorrow start scrubbing your gentials with the same fervor I scrub mine. And consider buying wet toilet paper, it really does help you stay clean throughout the day. Anytime you think you might be perfectly clean, just rub a finger around your vagina and butt crack, then smell it. If comes up Irish Spring, perfect. If not, just think. I'm going to have to put my face in that. My response: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. Then he says....What do you mean? (OMG>..idioits rule the planet) SO I say.....and this is my final word I PROMISE YOU>....>Let tme tell you something..there is not ONE WOMAN on the planet that would be happy to receive the note you sent to me...NOT ONE> It is mysogynistic, hateful, arrogant and rude.- No repsonse from the scrubber....hahaha  |
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update: Me thinks he wants the LAST WORD...but NO. > Sender: Anton6789 > To: deliciousngood > Date: Jul 22, 2006 5:14 PM EDT > > > You sound angry? YA THINK??? so I reply: From: deliciousngood Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Hi There Message: > NOPE...simply mystified and slightly disgusted. Good luck finding ms. clean Can you say : B L O C K
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7/22/2006 3:50 pm |
~ stunned silence ~ ~ still thinking....but no words come ~
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~ stunned silence ~ ~ still thinking....but no words come ~
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Yes...they do. Why is still a mystery 
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Me thinks he's needing a "sanitized for your protection" blow-up doll
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YA THINK????hehe
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7/23/2006 7:20 am |
well at least you get a responce we cant seem to get even a shitty one like that
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7/23/2006 2:33 pm |
thank you for responding in my blog starting to get faith in humankind back
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I just do not know ,Huny. MAybe that is some kink I never heard of??
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 ...................... Delicious I have been trying to figure this guy out !! .. I'm baffled !! .. And of all the women on this site he chooses to send it to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................... G. 
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Idiots  DON'T rule so he otta craw back under the rock he came out of and take his smelly genitles with him. Besides, if he likes the taste of Irish Spring he better stick to licking a bar of soap instaed of a woman. 
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Idiots DON'T rule so he otta craw back under the rock he came out of and take his smelly genitles with him. Besides, if he likes the taste of Irish Spring he better stick to licking a bar of soap instaed of a woman. A lot he knows about women: MOST if not all women would NEVER let Irish Spring anywhere near their "unmentionables"...O boy!! I am still laughing!
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He'll be in the advice-lines soon complaining about "Why are women even here if they don't want to meet", or some nonsense like that. NEsailor makes a good point, too. Nobody who can put sentences together into coherent language is so clueless as to send a letter such as that. I suspect a purpose behind his campaign. It is doubtful that you are the only person to recieve this mail. Who knows, it could be somebody's sick idea of a college fraternity prank. Or maybe even a survey taken in a deviant professor's class? Certainly it is not geared for successful meeting on Local Sexy Swingers. Blog On!
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8/9/2006 5:06 pm |
Actually, I don't think it's a prank email. Oh, it's real, but I doubt your boy genius there wrote it. It was probably written by a female behavioral psychoanalyst who is keeping tabs on that email (and all who reply). She's doing a study on the effects of the synapses in the male brain being so coated with testosterone that they aren't firing properly. It's not his fault. He's a dumbass, and we all know it. Your shock at his initial email and following responses is actually just disappointment... you believed, as most of us would like to, that men just aren't that stupid anymore. That male dumbassedness (yes, it's a word... I made it up) has been eradicated from the general population. Sorry, sweetie, it still exists. If it helps, this cracked me up, especially your responses.
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I'm going to agree with CognitiveVoodoo's opinion...NOBODY could write an e-mail like that one and be serious about it.
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Oh I think this person was deadly serious
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KeyBuzz77...you think??? Thanks for visiting page 2 of my blog 
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... ...I don't know what to say either...did he REALLY think he was just being helpful???......sheesh!!
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omg...some people are just strange lol
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3/16/2007 4:02 am |
Maybe he's a salesman for Irish Spring soap (I guess that's what it is?) and is trying an altenative approach? Actually, I imagine he works along the lines of "any response is better than no response". As such, you've got to admit, it's an inventive chat up line. Even if it's a thoroughly non-productive one. Blogito ergo sum.
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3/16/2007 8:38 am |
Aye, and he's manly, too! WHAT THE?!?!? Sorry, though. My uncontrolable quest for oneupmanship compells me to contribute the following lies: Mr. Irish Spring, that's just not clean enough! I choose the much more superior option of constantly keeping my testicles, bladder and large intestine filled with Dial anti-bacterial handsoap. I can wash my hands right there at the table in a restaurant by simply reaching into my pants. There is never any need to use "wet" toilet paper (EW~!), and I also always leave the bowl cleaner than I found it! And the Mrs. loves that when we get scrubby in the tubby together, it always leads to a bubble bath! (I do have a heck of a time explaining away the foamy deposits on the floor after I've seen an exciting R-rated movie.) SO THERE!! TOP THAT LOAD OF CRAZY, MR. CONVENTIONAL SOAP USER!!! Later.  
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I agree with Kevbuzz...but also with the people/person who said it made them laugh. Not at you, with you. Still chuckling. And Irish Springs? Please. Nobody buys that shit. MT     
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WOW MAriana! YOu are a little late to this party but i REALLY appreciate you reading my blog!
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