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DEAR PENIS......  

sincitybrunette 62F
2647 posts
7/28/2007 7:10 am

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11/10/2014 10:21 pm

DEAR PENIS......

I don't think I like you anymore....LOL

We went and saw a country comedian last night and he brought some interesting thoughts to my mind...

Have you ever been with someone that once you got them naked you found out they weren't what you thought they would be?
What about getting them naked and heading down for some play time and finding out that they werent as clean as you would like? That sounds really disgusting, but a good question.....

What did you do? How could you handle it without ruining the entire night?


fun4allin2006 60M
1580 posts
8/3/2007 2:35 pm

Hmm...maybe a a shower and a shave as part of the...excitment...ummm forepaly...just a thought
FUN


sincitybrunette 62F
1668 posts
8/6/2007 7:58 am

FUN...good thought. I will store that away in the back of my mind, just in case........


ying_cute_siam 50F

8/24/2007 1:45 am

i suppose...if they weren't that clean..either split and run...or suggest that Pears shampoo does wonders for kee gaah...in thai, that is a bacteria party....

Luv Ying

PS...love pitter patters....sleep well...with pitter patters...now it's monsoonal time...and the pitter patters come down like giant pitter pattters..."Who's that demolishing my house!" is the first thought i hear in my head...and then a balistic thunder....announces that...the pitter patters have come...then i sleep very tight..knowing i'm curled up with my pillow....


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