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Blogs > rm_SEXYEYES2U > My ramblings and Thoughts

Rent  

rm_SEXYEYES2U 52F
38 posts
4/10/2006 5:30 pm

Last Read:
4/26/2006 5:53 pm
Rent

>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
>>>>> agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
>>>>>he tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
>>>>> but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to
>>>>>her,
>>>>> calling the payment
>>>>>
>>>>>"RENT FOR APARTMENT."
>>>>>
>>>>>On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
>>>>>realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
>>>>>So he has his secretary send a check for
>>>>>$250 and enclosed the following typed note:
>>>>>
>>>>>Dear Madam :
>>>>>
>>>>>Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of
>>>>>your
>>>>>apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when
>>>>>I
>>>>>rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;
>>>>>
>>>>> 1) it had never been occupied;
>>>>>2) that there was plenty of heat; and
>>>>>3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
>>>>>
>>>>>However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
>>>>>that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Upon receipt of the note,
>>>>> the girl immediately returned the check for $250
>>>>>with the following note:
>>>>>
>>>>>Dear Sir,
>>>>>
>>>>>First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
>>>>> beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
>>>>>
>>>>>As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
>>>>>if you know how to turn it on.
>>>>>
>>>>> Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
>>>>> but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
>>>>>please don't blame the landlady.
>>>>>
>>>>>Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
>>>>>contact your present landlady.

rm_BigDnLady 50M/48F
1139 posts
4/10/2006 6:37 pm

 Great post!!! Funny!!

Lady


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