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BLONDE YEAR REVIEW
BLONDE YEAR REVIEW Blond Year in Review January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!" April - Power went out..... Trapped on escalator for hours!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to ! peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days..... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! December - Had an emergency. Couldn't call 911..... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year |
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