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Grandmother Advice  

rm_SEXYEYES2U 52F
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4/26/2006 5:52 pm
Grandmother Advice

>> >>>>----- A young Italian girl was going on a date.
>> >>>>Her nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about
>> >>>>those-a .
>> >>>>He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea
>> >>>>dat, but don'ta let him
>> >>>>do that. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you
>> >>>>are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do that. But most
>> >>>>important, he's
>> >>>>agonna try ana lay topa you, you are agonna likea dat, but
don'ta
>> >>>>let him do
>> >>>>that. Doing thata willa disgrace the family.
>> >>>> With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on
>> >>>>her
>>date.
>> >>>>The next day she told grandma that her date went just
>> >>>>like she had
>> >>>>predicted: "Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the
>> >>>>family. When he tried, I
>> >>>>just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS
>> >>>>family!"
>> >>>>Nonna fainted

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