Sperm - Fact or Fiction?
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Posted:Oct 21, 2010 5:33 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2010 9:13 am
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Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. (think blood flow)
A cum shot travels at about 30 miles per hour during its initial spurt.
After that it takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
Sex causes the body to release endorphins which naturally reduce the pain of a headache.
Every day, a healthy adult male can produce around 70 to 150 million sperm.
An average teaspoon-sized 'serving' contains between 200 and 500 million little swimmers.
Throughout a man’s lifetime he will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen. (4 1/2 gallons)
World records farthest cum shot is 18 feet (source unknown)
Semen consistency varies daily, but can become thick or lumpy if you've been sick or under the weather.
Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure...
The other 399 have tried
Then again, If I could reach 
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Condom Crazy
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Posted:Oct 12, 2010 5:23 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2010 2:25 pm
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It used to be that a rubber was just a rubber, but now a days the choices are as varied as the cereals at the local store. Progress in prophylactic pleasure has advanced by leaps and bound in recent years.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/374885/condom_stress_relievers/
1. Flavored – Rubbers now appear in a range of flavors. And I’m not talking just grape and cherr. Now you can come across an amazing array from chocolate to tropical.
2. Textured – Guys have long complained about losing feeling when using a condom and ladies seldom have anything good to say about them, either. Say hello to the new era of ribbed and dotted and studded varieties that provide more satisfaction for the woman and, ultimately, more enjoyment for the man.
3. Glow-in-the-Dark – When you gonna use condoms, you may as well have fun with them. They’re really just a gimmick. But with glow-in-the-dark condoms, you won't ever have to worry about not being able to notice where the goods are.
4. Thin – It was once that a thin condom meant hazard. Not the case anymore. Be sure you pick a dependable brand. But, beyond that, there is no reason not to pick the thinner variety in the event that it reduces the sensation loss for each partner.
5. Lubricated – Condoms have come pre-lubricated for a long time now. But, these days, there are also rubbers that have lubrication inside and out, which some guys - and gals - prefer. And for those who prefer a certain brand of lubrication, it is possible to opt for non- or low-lubrication types of condoms and add your personal juice at will.
6. With Staying Power – For individuals who wish to last longer, look for condoms with a desensitizing lubrication that will help you to carry on longer than your normal MO. And considering condoms already increase one’s staying power, using the kinds made for this specific purpose can double your time in the saddle.
7. Creatively Shaped – It was once that every condom looked identical. That is no longer true. Companies are toying with various designs and styles to allow for a more natural feel and many of them really do a good job. Of course, they can be somewhat nerve wracking to use in the beginning, since they can feel like they're sliding off. So, just make sure all is well mid-play, just in case.
Parting note:
Condoms are regulated as medical devices by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) which mandates labeling, good manufacturing practices, pre-market clearance and other requirements for condoms sold in the U.S. To assure effectiveness and quality it is recommended that you only purchase and use condoms that have passed all FDA requirements.
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8 Reasons To Swallow:
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Posted:Sep 30, 2010 3:42 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2010 9:14 am
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Some women are scared to try swallowing cum. Some have tried and did not like the taste, and still others like it. Whichever category you fall into, I am trying to raise group awareness of all the benefits of swallowing regardless of hesitation, and to make it more enjoyable for both (or more) parties involved – Things like having your man avoid alcohol and junk foods. Instead, eat fruits and veggies to improve the taste. The woman can chew cinnamon gum, tic tacs, or suck throat lozenges. This will numb the tongue a bit and add extra sensation for the guy. My goal is, that after you have read this, for you will WANT to swallow from here on out.
It’s Tidy:
Bottom line – spitting is messy. Even if you spit up in a paper towel, you still have a cum-soaked to contend with. And make sure the whole load gets inside the mouth
It’s Quick:
One gulp and you’re done. If in the past you have found the taste over powering, try to get everything in the back of the throat. The taste buds rest towards the front of the tongue.
It’s Symbolic:
When a woman swallows, he becomes part of her. They become joined together in an intimate sacred bond.
It’s Polite:
After you went to all the trouble of orally climaxing your man, what signal are you sending with a “Ewwwwww” gag – spit… How would you like it if we ran off you brush our teeth after eating you out?
It’s Healthy:
The jizz of a disease-free, well-nourished man is full of good stuff. Vitamin C, Vitamin B12, calcium, potassium, sorbitol & fructose sugars, proteins and amino acids to name a few.
It Won’t Make You Fat:
Unless you cover your lovers’ dick with chocolate syrup and whipped cream, you will burn more calories then you consume. It has very little fat and about 5 calories per teaspoon. Cum is about 90% semen fluids, and the high sugar levels will return very few carbs.
It’s A Reason To Eat Ice Cream:
This totally negates the ‘make you fat’ part – but if the taste is still a factor, ice cream goes a long way of getting rid of the ‘after taste’
It’s Eco Friendly:
Whether in the park, the theater, or pool.. Leaving spunk around for others to slip and fall in is just wrong. And wasting tissues or paper towels kills trees.
So swallow for your health...
Swallow for future generations...
Swallow for Mother Earth!
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An Orgams To Die For
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Posted:Sep 27, 2010 5:18 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2010 1:47 pm
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Chances are that the more experienced members of Local Sexy Swingers all ready know about this. While I knew OF it, I didn't KNOW about it.. Thought it was interesting enough to share.
auto-erotic asphyxiation
(AeA)
-- also known as Gasping
The practice of nearing the point of passing out the at the time of orgasm. achieved by restricting blood flow between the brain and heart. By constricting the carotid artery and the jugular vein, carbon dioxide builds up in your brain, creating a narcotic effect. Very similar to what you may remember from a couple years back about dying from playing the "choking game" - just without the sex.
Do to it's risque nature it's been played down and brushed under the rug. A couple decades ago the FBI estimated that 500 - 1000 Americans die from AeA each year, comparable to the number of homicides in New York City in 2008.
I'm not going on record as saying this is fact, but what I've read...
actor David Carradine was found dead in the closet of his Bangkok hotel room, reportedly with a set of cords lashed around his neck, hands, and genitals. And 12 years before that, INXS frontman Michael Hutchence died in a Sydney hotel; he was found naked, kneeling against a door, with a belt nearby. In both cases, suicide and murder were among the initial theories. But Hutchence and Carradine weren't seeking death, it's likely they were chasing pleasure.
Taking "practice safe sex" in a whole different direction
Thanks for reading.
FFX
(Going to try and pass this off as a Public Service Announcement for my probation officer)
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Adult Films vs. The Government
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Posted:Sep 22, 2010 12:52 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2010 12:54 pm
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I think we can all agree that condoms help prevent the spread of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases... That is until the Government gets involved.
In particular - several months back, the AIDS Healthcare Foundation and several other health groups put the wheels in motion to regulate the adult film industry by mandating that performers must wear condoms. All with good intentions of protecting the workers and community in general.
How it backfires:
• Fact – The bulk of adult films cum out of California.
• To enforce this law, the adult film industry would have to make every performer an employee to satisfy Cal/OSHA ( California's Division of Occupational Safety and Health)
• California law also prohibits the HIV testing as a condition of employment.
• Nor would the porn industry be allowed to deny employment to a HIV infected person.
• i.e. Untested and HIV-positive performers would be able to work in the industry.
• Even with the use of condoms, the risk of becoming infected raises because of breakage or spillover.
If It’s Not Broke, Don’t Fix It!
The porn industry is a multibillion dollar industry that has done well to protect its self. Since the industry's HIV testing policy began in 1998, there has been only one major outbreak. They implement the PCR-DNA test which detects HIV much earlier than the standard ELISA test used by the general population, and most performers are tested monthly
• Approximately only 10% of the public reported being tested for HIV in the past year.
• And there is an estimated 250,000 people living with HIV who are unaware of their infection.
The AIDS Healthcare Foundation and proponents of mandating condoms imply that the threat is coming from inside the adult film industry. While in fact, since the adult film industry implemented its HIV testing policy, all but four performers who tested positive for HIV contracted HIV outside the industry.
The threat does not come from inside the industry but from outside.
Such a law would also encourage black market films, movies featuring no-condom sex would defiantly still exist, but those performers would no longer be required to participate in the industry's HIV testing program. Again, increasing the risk of an HIV outbreak in the industry.
Equate it to what has happened sense became illegal and underground.
In the end, the porn industry could just pack up and leave California rendering the law unenforceable and trivial. Tax dollars wasted. The only people that win would be the politicians that took kickbacks from Trojan (or whoever)…. Thousands of people that work in the industry directly or indirectly would lose their jobs. California is all ready in enough financial strain.
The adult industry has done an excellent job policing and testing itself. This is just one of hundreds of examples of what happens when the government comes along to protect us from ourselves.
Moral of the story . . . .
KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY BEDROOM!
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The Science of Kissing
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Posted:Sep 21, 2010 6:59 pm
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2010 3:33 am
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Romantic love consists of three components— attachment, romance and sexual arousal—and kissing activates all three, Both men and women also kiss to assess basic compatibility. That's why kissing someone new can create sparks—or cause a new romance to wither on the vine. We determine compatibility largely via scent, but saliva exchange may well play a role as well. Perhaps that is why 66% of women and 60% of men have experienced a first kiss with a new person that instantly killed the attraction.
What Is He Thinking
* SWAB YOUR WOMAN The testosterone in saliva—and stimulation of our highly sensitive lips and tongues—may help trigger sex drive. Men exploit this, using kissing to induce sexual desire in women. Unconsciously men may also use kissing to assess the level of estrogen in a woman's saliva to determine her stage in the ovulation cycle and her fertility.
* TASTE TEST Men are more likely than women to initiate wet, saliva-exchanging, open-mouthed tongue kissing—since their senses of taste and smell are less acute, they need bigger, sloppier samples to gather enough information to assess compatibility.
* READ MY LIPS The lips are nature's mood ring: They flush darker when a person is aroused, signaling receptivity. Men are attracted to women with naturally large lips, which signal arousal and openness. Since lip plumpness peaks at age 14 in females, full lips also connote youth and good health.
* FIRE AT WILL Men are more willing to have sex without kissing.
* KISS AND MAKE UP Men instinctively use kissing to smooth over conflicts—with great success.
What Is She Thinking
* MALE BONDING Kissing elevates the levels of oxytocin, which promotes attachment and bonding. The novelty of kissing someone new may release dopamine, which fosters romantic love. Women exploit this, using kissing to promote bonding. Women also kiss to assess the health of the relationship: Kissing is a good barometer of how healthy a couple is.
* DEATH TO SMOOCHY Kissing pretty much is a tool... a way for men and women to try each other out, to literally taste each other before committing. Women prefer demure, closed-mouth kisses—since their senses of taste and smell are acute, they don't need a lot to assess compatibility.
* THROUGH THICK AND THIN On a man, too much plump indicates a lack of masculinity and dominance. Women prefer men with medium-size lips: thick enough to convey compassion and friendliness, but not so large as to appear feminine.
* THE WRONG EMBRACE Women incorrectly believe kissing is not a good way to reconcile after a fight.
* ONE STEP AT A TIME Most women say they wouldn't have sex without kissing.
This doesn't necessarily make dating or playing easier, but it explains a lot.
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