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X-RATED ANIMAL CRACKERS
Posted:Dec 15, 2014 4:11 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2016 10:14 am
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Posted:Oct 9, 2014 7:45 pm
Last Updated:Mar 27, 2019 6:20 pm
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Has anyone ever found out why this site has so much problems?
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Funny Shit People Say Or Ask On Local Sexy Swingers!
Posted:Mar 30, 2014 12:51 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2015 3:52 pm
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We get private messages and emails on here and people and guys mainly ask some pretty weird and silly questions to even stupid. See Examples

1: How can I get in her panties?
Ane leg at a time.
You probably won't fit in them.
You would look pretty silly in her panties!
What color you like or want?

2: How much money would it take to be able to fuck you?
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If you have to ask you probably can't afford to.
How much was your Mother?

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Has anyone else had similar stuff sent to you?
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Posted:Oct 31, 2013 9:48 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2016 10:12 am
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A little boy with diarrhea asks his mom 4 Viagra. She asked why he needed it & he said, Isn't that what you give dad when his shit won't get hard?"
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