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Posted:Feb 3, 2009 5:27 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2018 9:04 pm
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Please leave wicked thoughts and hellos here.

Would love to hear from anyone... out there in cyber-space.

Hope you enjoy My little stories:
Fun with Fritzie
Inspired Thoughts
She just wanted
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You've got mail
Posted:Jul 15, 2016 7:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 4:4 pm
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Apologies on my last post it was a bit of a snore for those few people that happened across it.

But today, I've got mail! My Local Sexy Swingers paid membership lapsed recently, and that may be a good thing. It seems in order to get me to re-up Local Sexy Swingers has somehow listed me as a newbie on here. So my profile views are up mysteriously. And, then yesterday I had 6 unsolicited messages in my in box. Now you ladies and couples may not comprehend how rare that is for the guys on here especially the dreaded "Attached" ones, but I assure you it is rare.

Of course they were all automated "icebreaker" notes, but I was amused none the less, for a few minutes anyway. And who knows my responses to a few may lead to some fun.

I guess I should let my membership lapse more often.
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Snoring...
Posted:Apr 15, 2016 2:30 pm
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2016 1:25 pm
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So I had this brain fart the other morning. I have been traveling with my and sharing a room. I asked him if I snored and if it bothered him. He said yes a little snoring, and no it was not bothering him much.

That got me thinking. Why do we snore? You'd think that an annoying trait like that might have been bread out of us evolutionarily (<= not really a word) speaking. Then I thought maybe there is an evolutionary advantage for snoring:

Theory 1) Snoring cavepeople scared away small animals with their snoring and thus had marginally less disease carried by small animals (a.k.a. rodents).

Theory 2) The snoring caveperson's partner would be so annoyed by snoring that he/she would wake the snorer up and sexually satisfy him/herself so he/she could sleep, with snoring or not. This would cause higher rates of copulation and birth rates for snoring couples.

Theory 3) The snorer's partner would have to sleep a lot more when the snorer was not sleeping/snoring. Thus leaving the snorer with more free time to mate with other partners. Picture all the well rested snorers waking up fresh and having morning sex while their exhausted partners were still sleeping.

Anyone out there want to advance a theory?
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Canadians
Posted:Mar 20, 2016 2:32 pm
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2016 10:46 am
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Seems to me that a disproportionate number of the hottest and kinkiest people on Local Sexy Swingers are Canadians. Nothing wrong with that. But I wonder why?

1) Long cold winters.
2) Americans are to paranoid and repressed.
3) Liberal politics.
4) Nationalized healthcare (maybe Local Sexy Swingers is subsidized for mental health).
5) Great distances and few people.

Who knows, but they really seem to let it all hang oot. Good for them!
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G-Spot Providence
Posted:Mar 17, 2016 11:08 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2016 10:40 am
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Read a reference to a club in Providence called the G-Spot the other day. Looked it up. Very interesting. Would love to spend an evening down there sometime.

It reminded me about visiting the Black Key Club in Providence a few years back. Had a lot of fun there. Full dungeon was very entertaining and a lot of nice people. Who knows maybe they are related.

Anyone been to the G-Spot?
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Am I happy to see you?
Posted:Jul 29, 2015 1:57 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2016 7:36 am
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Was looking at the conservative selfie that I'm using on my profile now and it occurred to me that the pleats in my khakis were sort of bulging out a bit in the pic. Maybe the viewers will think there is something under that bulge. Maybe there was...

It was not my intention to show a bulge, but maybe it is a good thing. Viewers will think I'm happy to see them.
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Looking for a Sexy FWB
Posted:Nov 14, 2014 10:16 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 4:4 pm
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Seems like there is a SexyFWB out there looking for me.

Maybe she'll find this and leave a note.
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Internet
Posted:Oct 13, 2013 9:14 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2015 9:41 pm
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Got this by email and actually forwarded it. Not that I believe Warren Buffet had anything to do with it. But, what the hell...

Am I crazy for forwarding it? Probably
Will it change anything? Probably Not

What do you think?

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Winds of Change

Warren Buffet is asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise. At least 20 if you can.

In three days, most people in The United States of America will have this message.

*Congressional Reform Act of 2013

1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman/woman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they're out of office.

2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security. All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose.

3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.

4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.

6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.

7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen/women are void effective 12/31/13. The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen/women. Congressmen/women made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.

If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Don't you think it's time?

THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!

If you agree with the above, pass it on. If not, just delete.
You are one of my 20+ - Please keep it going, and thanks.

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