Do virgins taste better? or An oldcliche revisited
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Posted:Aug 26, 2009 8:55 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2009 6:54 am
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a dragon came to our village today.we've asked him to leave,but he wont go away.Now he's talked to our king and theyworked out a deal .No homes will he burn and no cropswill he steal.Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch.Twice ayear he invites him a virgin to lunch.Well we've no other choice,so the dealwe'll respect.But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.Do virgins taste better than those who are not?Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?Do you savor then slowly?Gulp them down on the spot?D virgins taste better than those who are not?Now we like to be shed you, aND MANY HAVE TRIED.bUT NO ONE CAN GET THROUGH YOUR THICK SCALY HIDE.wE HOPE SOME DAY, SOME BRAVE KNIGHT WILL COME BY.'cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,they alawys arepretty, they always are pure.But yor notion of dining,It makes all flinch, For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.Do virgins taste than those who are not?Are theysalty, or sweeter, more juicyor what?Do you savor them slowly?Gulp them down the spot?D virgins taste better than those who are not? Now we've found a solution,it works out so neat,If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat.No more will number grow small,We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!!!
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the ancient and old irish condom
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Posted:Aug 26, 2009 8:29 pm
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2010 4:34 am
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I was up to me arse in the muck, sir,With a peat contract in the bog.When me shovel it struck something,sir, Ti thought was a rock or a log Twas a boxof the finestold oak, sir, Twas a foot long and four inches wide And not giving a damb for the faifies I just tooka quick look inside. Now I opened the lid of this box,sir, And I swearthat my story is true T was an ancient and old irish condom A relic of Brian Boru Twas an ancient and old irish condom Twas a foot long, and made of elk hide, With a little gold tag on it's end, sir, With his name, rank, and stud fee inscribed Now, I me mind backthru ages to the days of that horny old celt Withhis wlfe lyin' by on the bed, sir, A he stood by the fire in his pelt And I thought i heard brian whisper As he stood in the fire's rosy light "Well, you've had yer own way lnog enough dear...Tis the hairy side outside, tonight
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THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT JESTERS
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Posted:Aug 15, 2009 7:59 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2010 4:35 am
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The wonderful thing about jesters
Is jesters are wonderful things
Our heads are made out of rubber
Our butts are made out of springs
We're bouncy, flouncy,touncy- wouncy
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
But the most wonderful thing about jesters is
I'M THE ONLY ONE
Ain't that enough to make you say
THANK GOD 
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2 DEAD BOYS
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Posted:Aug 15, 2009 7:38 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 9:12 am
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Early one morning, but late one night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys
If you don't believe my lie is true
Then go ask the blind man, cause he saw it too
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LADDLES AND JELLY SPOONS
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Posted:Aug 15, 2009 7:25 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 9:12 am
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Laddles and jelly spoons
I come before you, to stand behind you
And tell you something I know nothing about...
On thursday, there will be a friday's fathers meeting
For mothers only, please come if you can't be there
Admission is free please, pay at the door
Have a seat on me, have a seat on the floor
And for my next trick I will show you the four corners of
A perfectly round table
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