Mike Meyers Rules
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Posted:Sep 24, 2008 12:34 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2008 3:41 pm
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Mariska Hargitay, everyone 
a wise man once said:
Be
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Wwith
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Emotions
a good way to remember it is blowme. just rolls off the tongue, don't it? blowme
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I miss ya, Strange but Intruiging Indian show
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Posted:Sep 2, 2008 9:57 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2008 10:00 am
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almost been a year since AZIAN network went off and I miss Kahani Saat Pheron Ki. I didn't even have to wait for it to be gone, like most folks, to appreciate it.
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its Tuesday and We
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Posted:Sep 2, 2008 8:32 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2008 10:20 am
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Yes oh yes, it has been a minute since I blogged. New blogs are sprouting like wildfire on this site and its good to see that the hot bods on this site are capable of keeping out attention in more ways than one.
Thats out the way so lets talk about all some crazy shit... not much though; I still got things to do on the outside.
: fuck the squatters. Gustav is kickin ass and people decided to stay and wait it out  good for you, dumb fucks, but maybe you're right and this hurricans won't bury you like the last 1 did because its minutely less powerful than the last. Hey, if boarding up your house keeps out raging flood waters, then who am I to think any less of you
: fuck those brave weather personalities who relay the info to us from the eye of the storm.I hope your getaway cars don't start when it passes over
: fuck the presidential debate. I swear that if this old man who no1 wanted to vote for RISES above presidential hopeful Obama, I will buy my airline ticket (not from ZOOM) and will set fire to the White House lawn. I would consider that a racist act if the man who is seemingly better for the job looses to McCain. Don't get me wrong, he's a nice guy and I'm sure he didn't get a C average in school but Obama has the charisma, education, the back-up and he can produce diamonds under pressure (no that wasn't a black joke... its funny now when I look back at it)
:screw Obama Girl. For someone so devestatingly fine, well versed in politics and pretty damned funny it seems that she is coming across very strongly as a potential homewrecker in the public eye. Its a pretty good strategy don't get me wrong but those without a sense of humor might see this as just a tacky flrt attached to a limelight grabber. For those wondering why she didn't deserve a fuck  believe me SHE DESERVES A LONG, HARD FUCK >>! but being mildly annoying thanks to someone else's observance doesn't make her worthy of being fucked off
:for the racial advocates who say political correctness must be adhered to you guessed it; Fuck you, too. Lets not judge a book by its cover for as much as I hate the word nigga, it seems to be accepted by the black community. The catch comes in when someone of mixed parentage makes that comment. OOooH, taboo taboo. Possibly because you don't have a rule for that yet and it pisses you off. Being a sexxy mutt, I can make fun of pretty much anyone I choose and claim racial immunity... and so can Senator Obama
: Please please please if you have read this far, guys, I don't want to meet up with you for discreet times. I do have a thing for 3sums but without the smell of an aroused woman within licking distance from my nose, I just don't want another nekid guy that close to me. That's why showers have that big gap between them or stalls; we can be cool but not that cool. If mine wasn't so cute, I wouldn't even like my own penis so please stop asking if I want yours-- or if you want to share mine. If you want the juice so bad, I'll cum in a cup for ya and leave it by the swings at Long Bay Park. I won't fuck you but fuck you all the same
:Fuck PORN (of all things). Because of cams and instant gratification, the industry has tossed much of the lame production values (i.e, script, fake names) and opted for hardcore medlies. Its like not even in the realm of fantasy anymore. Basic scenario::: I walk into a room and find a nekid, oiled, hottie playing with herself. No consideration for STDs, I get to fuck all 3 holes as hard and as long as I want to while she declares in 3 different languages her love for dick. And by the time I hit ecstasy, it doesn't really matter where I finish: in her ass, on the cat, in her hair. She'll still lick it all up knowin it'll get me hard again at the sight. So far we've had the annonymous sex factor, the language fetish, cum hungry slut, dumb stud full of stamina, the usefulness of being a fuck toy and a little bestiality or bi-sex depending on how you identify her licking the cum off the pussy. That's too much kinks in 1 film and its not fair. It won't make me want to keep buying from your studios, dumbasses, it'll make me lock myself away for a few months living off tepid rain water and dust bunnies while I futilely try to make it to the end of the tape.
and I'm spent 
much thanks to Squirt4Life for making my random visits here so pleasant[video 1194201]>>!>>!
you can go now 
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Token Post
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Posted:May 24, 2008 8:16 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2008 10:28 am
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Thanks to sultrybbw4u sultrybbw4u for the idea
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position(s)?
4. Do you think I'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive Oral pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Threesome?
19. How many times would you like to cum?
20. Would you use me as a booty call?
21. Can I use you as a booty call?
22. Do you like foreplay?
23. What is foreplay to you?
24. Do you like anal?
25. What is kinky to you?
26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
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Really? That Long, huh
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Posted:Apr 11, 2008 8:10 pm
Last Updated:Sep 29, 2008 5:45 am
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Hey Blogland. Since I've been away, I've seen: babies flushed at high schools, female senators resorting to childish bullshit, natural disastors, a guy fuck his own ass, the rise of good movies and the comeback of bad role models ( I warned y'all that Iron Man was fresh outta rehab), the death of the only dark chocoalte model I've ever seen, the creation of a $30 dessert and the death of faith, a 13 yr old getting strip searched, a terrorist released because he wasn't Iraqi.
What is really the point in watching the news? Really
On top of those news stories + the local drama, I hurt my poor thumb. My thumb!!! Isn't that more important than a polygamy cult in Cali who bone . Granted, I don't believe that gossip fully; I don't think polygamous groups are molesters just because they different but I'm sure borderline 16 yr olds might have sparked that story.
Anyways, I'm tired and ready for some shut eye. Sleep well, Local Sexy Swingers
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Valenpocalypse
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Posted:Feb 25, 2008 2:24 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 4:3 pm
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its been a long stretch from the last time. I've missed Bob Marley's birthday, avoided most of the presidential debates (mostly in part coz I'm not American... do you follow the rise of Italian MPs?), and Fuck on the TV Day has gone past already. Coincidentally, I found out the day I yearned for last year circa Valentine's, followed it by 2 weeks.
Been through the blogs and yeah, kinda dissappointed in myself that I haven't posted recently but hey, since when have I stayed mad at myself  I'm so cute... I can't stay mad at this face. Now its off to wash clothes and prepare for Monday Night RAW.
Now to check the empty Bermuda rooms. If you wanna meet more locals, stop by the chat groups "Carribbean" (don't know why-- guess they just needed a category to stick us in) and then "Bermuda". I'm in a few and will possibly start doin some footwork to out as many of the rooms as I can
Later, Blogaroonies
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Mad Props for a Ride or Die Bitch
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Posted:Dec 30, 2007 5:56 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2008 9:13 am
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My SeaMist66 was in rare form recently and the focus of her ire was nothing more than a speck who seemed to think the world revolved around what little balls he has.
[post 1200051] tells the tale of a woman who's only weakness so far, is not being able to kick and piss on the bloody carcass after she has gutted it. If not all of the above, at least its good for a laugh  Inspire this lady to add profile links when you see her coz inquiring minds wanna know 
LUV YA, C-MIST
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Thursday Musings
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Posted:Dec 27, 2007 6:09 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2024 4:3 pm
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I just want to start by saying that I, like most men today, hate Cash Warren. Don't take it personal Cash; if you weren't fucking + engaged to our woman, the men of the world wouldn't hate you so much. With hope they will end up on this site and the problem will be solved.
Secondly, I would like to congratulate the people who made it through the X-Mas holiday without committing some form of suicide (and yes gluttony does count as a form of suicide in my book==1 slab of ham in a sitting is more than enough).
Thirdly, I am sorry I wasn't around to wish everyone a Happy 1st day of Kwanzaa but I'm sure you will get over it Unity is one of the 7 Principles to observe
Blowjobs, more ham, Smallville reruns, confronting heart felt issues, David & The Chipmunks movie and a pretty decent episode of Kahani Saat Pheron Ki. Day coulda been worse
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X-Mas Eve <>Day 12
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Posted:Dec 25, 2007 3:33 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 7:08 am
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I'm officially scared now and its the night before Christams. I met this lady 14 days ago, we had sex on our 2nd date and she's been buyin me shit and callin me every day since then.
I have creditors callin me at night for obscene bills that have been adding up for months for stuff I got in the space of a week, she's blaming me for having no money and I swear she's been trying to get in my house these last 2 nights. This is like some Glenn Close shit  I'm scared for my rabbits and my tree
If I don't make it out of this, my advice to those after me is to always ask questions + make genuine conversation instead of randomly playing footsie & masturbating each other in the Emergency stairwell. If anyone is reading this... please send he
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Day 11
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Posted:Dec 25, 2007 3:17 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 7:06 am
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on the 11th day of X-Mas the eccentric 1 gave to me-- a 1.1 carat diamond ring 
apparently I am taking too long to propose, so she beat me to the punch
..............sooooo I'll just put this stuff in a box and leave it at the club where I met her. I'm keeping the bonsai tree and 1 of those i-buzz gizmos
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Day 10
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Posted:Dec 22, 2007 5:20 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 6:59 am
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On the 10th day of X-Mas this eccentric lady gave to me-- 9 shots and a Hennesy XO chaser,......... some birds singing around a fire, a CD that don't play,~hic~ a Doom DVD, a magazine on how to please my man, a tree and he's MY best friend (his name is Trizzle), 2nd hand clothes from all these guys who's moms put their names in them,~hic~ this phone would work better if I wrote what I wanted 2 say and threw it at you #$@!... gimme another drink... and then she stuck somethin up my ass while we was surfing thru porn and went down on me while she used 3 more. I love you, Trizzle
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Day 9
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Posted:Dec 22, 2007 5:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2007 4:49 pm
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On the 9th day of X-Mas my true love gave to me-- 9 suits from different designers and don't have to guess why 1 of them is from Baby Phat, not in my color and wouldn't flatter my hips, some free porn which eventually I have to pay for, some easy type software, a director's cut-collector's edition of the Rundown  vibrators with no sanitizer (and thanks to the warnings from the internet, the novelty just wore off) *badumbumbum* paper gettin scarce, 3 cells of which 1 can only get incoming calls, a Lord of the Parakeets thing goin on in the cage & had to toss them a gerbil to feed off, and lets not forget that I fixed my bonsai tree
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Day 8
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Posted:Dec 22, 2007 4:41 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 6:55 am
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On the 8th day of X-Mas my true love gave to me-- 8 porno sites (for less than $1 each), software to help me type less, a bootleg copy of Game Plan, and a bunch of vibrators which the novelty hasn't worn off on yet *badumbumbum* paper's almost gone, phones are dead and useless, one of the birds has rabies and I can't seem to even out my tree just right
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