Day 7
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Posted:Dec 22, 2007 4:34 pm
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 6:30 am
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me-- a 7th ed. abbreviator for this song  a copy of the Scorpion King, 5 sex toys with bassss *badumbumbum* 4 stacks of liner, 3 phones with no chargers, 2 birds who eat more than I thought and my ..... oops  trimmed it a bit much
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Day 6
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Posted:Dec 22, 2007 4:21 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2007 3:59 am
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-- 6 movies starring THE most elctrifying man in sports and entertainment, Dwayne Johnson  five musical sex toooys* ba dum bum bum* lots of newspaper, cell phones without roaming, some really noisy birds and I still have my bonsai tree
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Day 5
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Posted:Dec 17, 2007 8:26 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 6:21 am
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-- 5 silver bulleeeets hold the note long enough to give props to my C-Mist SeaMist66 who gave me the idea for this excessive number of hedonistic gifts which I found so many better pix for but come on, this i-buzz thing runs on your i-pod and has purple tickler options 4 stacks of dropping catchers, 3 purple Sony Ericsson W380's with no flexible plans, a pair of incessantly chirping parakeets and pretty lil bonsai tree
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Day 4
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Posted:Dec 17, 2007 7:41 am
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2007 8:02 am
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-- 4 stacks of parakeet cage liner 3 purple Sony Ericsson W380's, a pair of parakeets and a neatly trimmed bonsai tree
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Day 3
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Posted:Dec 17, 2007 7:37 am
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2007 8:03 am
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On the third day of Chirstmas my true love gave to me-- 3 purple Sony Ericsson W380's a pair of parakeets and a zen inducing bonsai tree
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Day 2
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Posted:Dec 17, 2007 7:26 am
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2007 8:08 am
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On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me-- a pair of parakeets and a pretty, lil bonsai tree
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the dee dee dee in DL
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Posted:Oct 28, 2007 10:29 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2009 10:23 am
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I am not really sure what anyone can accomplish from this form of denial. I must be stuck in a time warp and not be able to adjust to the times. Thug luv, DL... it all sounds pretty gay to me. Don't get me wrong coz its not the homosexuality that confuses me, its the denial and redefinition that people use to justify it.
Some folks think its okay to gay bash and when they are locked up, they get all the ass pussy they want. You can't be a hard ass thug and hatin on gay folk when you've spent more than a few months pitchin and catchin in the weight room.
Then come these dudes that claim they are straight and aint into guys but they like some dick action every now n then. *pause for effect** If you are in fact the stupidest fuckers on the planet, please keep the fuck away from me coz 'dipshit' is contagious with constant exposure. If you think you might be bi, then you're bi *clap clap* sing along if you know the words.
Like I said, its not that they are into dick that gets to me, its the straight up denial that they are bi. Just admit it........you're bi. Just say it.... I also like dick. Stop being a waste of life and confess. CONFESS!!!!... but not to me. I'm not Catholic, a priest or a member of your dellusional club; I won't accept your 1/2 assed, under the radar, missin the smell of "poker night" confession. I've had gay guys proposition me and I'm cool with it; I can say no, we can stil be cool. These DLers just need help. You don't see me secretly goin into Vasco for 5 minutes or claimin minority points coz I got a lil Portuguese in me. I admit I got it in me, I love it and I move on
Don't fuck up my or any1 else's perv time. Now go stand in the closet and don't come out until you come out 
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Dear John
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Posted:Oct 28, 2007 10:02 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2007 5:25 am
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Hey roomy,
I overwatered the plant, paid my 1/2 of the light bill late, sort of had your girlfriend jerk me off on your back while you slept after getting sucked and fucked on the floor right next to your bed, which consequently saw my 1st orgasm in her ass and accidentally ate the last Oreo. My bad; I'll get another pack tonight
Sincerely,
L
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Celeb Breeze pt1
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Posted:Aug 6, 2007 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2007 5:04 am
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K, it seems I've been away for a while so I'll try to catch up as quickly as I can and stick my own POV in already died down business.
Lindsay Lohan- everyone is makin afuss about Lindsay doin blow and enjoying sex in obscure places. "She's a role model for and shouldn't be doin it" you say? I think its kinda creepy for you to let your idolize someone who does blow and fucks in obscure places. Lindsay stopped bein a about the same age as you people did. She likes to fuck (and she is very fuckable) she likes her drugs (like most over-medicated 30-40 year olds) and she likes to change her hair color (which is completely irrelevant).Leave her alon and let her fuck up like Martin Downey, Jr. who I can't believe they made Iron Man. We JUST went through idol crisis with LIndsay....hellooooooo
Paris Hilton- the talentless has found clarity. I could not believe that after the many chances of buying her way out of prison, that her mom would actually talk down to the judge like he was a bad for sentencing (lightly) a guilty preson. I was even more surprised that this grown ass woman, whom I've mentioned has little talent, cried for her mom. The papers made a big deal about it bein rough in the slam for the billianaire heiress but sit back and think about where she was  in minimum security, rich prison. What spoiled celeb is really gonna try to make you their bitch while they are in lock up for a few weeks... besides Lil Kim or Queen Penn. Was that what Paris was tryin to imply? That little 5 foot nothin Kimberly was plannin on rapin her tall ass? Its fuckin celebrity prison for fuck's sake, not Shawshank.
Lisa Nowak- anyone who says this lady was crazy has obviously never fallen for a good fuck and you really should get in touch with real life. She was married and had 3 ... why would anyone who is married wanna fuck someone else..hmmmm.. never heard of that before. Just because she had 3 it doesn't mean she was happy. It's still the oldest story in the book people; she fell for a co-worker, was treated well and dicked in Zero gravity (well also, I'm assuming). She did what anyone who has those type of feelings would do. Is it so strange cos she aint street or trailer park or from some place where questioning men is wrong? If you heard Mo'Nique do that or Angelina Jolie, the comments there would sound more like praise. Not sayin she's RIGHT to do it but if you can't understand WHY then you have no business taking part in life and even less reproducing. To sum it up for the slow people; she put on the diaper so there were no rest stops and made a perfect travel plan, she was gonna beat the shit out of the other woman and possibly him if she found him there that explains the extra can of mace, she had bags and a shovel cos obviously you can't leave the bloody carcasses out where they can be found (that leads to life sentences), the money was so she could get shitfaced afterwards sleep somewhere that didn't smell like her diaper. If you couldn't understand 1/4 of that planning then y'all are just fuckin stupid. Go watch CSI.
Some people died (Chris Benoit & John Gardner), some are still hangin in there (congratulations to Sir Peter O'Toole) and the rest are just floatin around makin nuisances of themselves. Let me watch some news and see what else I missed since Sadaam's hanging
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Its Too Hot
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Posted:Jul 17, 2007 3:58 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2007 3:31 pm
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My friend Jenna Tailya and I have decided that sweat in our hidden places is just wrong. Summer is good for night time: skinny dipping, nude drives, no friggin jammies and the sweet smell of citronella and lemongrass. Daytime activities in the summer should be outlawed and burned. Going to work is a chore in itself; if I'm not frying on the way to work, I'm gettin sick off their shitty AC when I get there.
Is there no middle ground anymore? I'll add pretty pictures later but until then, I missed ya Blogland. Stay outta the fryin pan this summer
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Almost Where it Needs 2 Be?
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Posted:Mar 15, 2007 9:07 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2007 3:26 pm
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After they took away my shiny lil ball, I found that there is really not much to do when you're not cumming for strangers while browsing their profiles. And as I browsed my otlist while mourning the link which would take me closer to contacting the bearer of pretty naughty bits I relaized something profound; had one of those epiphanies, if you will. I realized that its gettin warmer and I won't have to wear long sleeves anymore. Yay !!
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Cos I'm STILL in music mode......
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Posted:Mar 5, 2007 7:41 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2007 7:45 am
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....so may things I got to tell you. but I'm afraid I don't know why, theres just a possibility you'd look at me differently .... ever since that 1st moment I spoke your name---
If you need more hints, let me know  I'll mail you the site where you can become enlightened. For those that know, thank you for lovng neo soul and putting up with the actual genre of "neo soul" to enjoy the artists who can pull it off. Neo soul.... sounds like some fucked up Matrix/Mortal Kombat crossover
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