The Girls from Ghana...
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Posted:Jul 1, 2008 9:43 am
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2008 7:52 am
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Lately I've been getting flirts from women from Ghana and Nigeria, black, white asian....as if!!! This ain't no airport, but the all somehow seem to land here. If it's not enough that I check my profile daily for some glimmer of hope that a local woman will reach out and flirt or write back I now face disappointment in getting these meaningless near dowells popping in thinking I'll write them back...hell..why don't I just send them my credit card while I'm at it!!! I think the most humorous part of this is their profile pix never comes close to matching their description. I see this slim, sexy caucasian hottie in the pic and then read the profile and she's 5'8" ample and black or various races...yeah...it all makes perfect sense! Mind you, this is not a racial thing at all. I have absolutely no boundaries when it comes to the color of a womans skin or what religion they practice. But it certainly irks me to no end when someone reaches out under false pretense. Anyway as this site is peppered enough by fake profiles. I now have them coming in internationally vying for my love, affection and attention...that'll happen...LMAO So, I'm sitting here wondering if anyone else is getting any of these crack heads reaching out to them. Love to hear from anyone on this.
Thanks,
Just when ya though it was safe to go back in the water...! 
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I'm Gonna Miss Her....
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Posted:Feb 1, 2008 5:33 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2008 4:30 pm
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Well, I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this Lake
And Hell is all I catch
But today she met me at the door
Said, I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things And she'd be gone by noon...
Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it will hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite
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Baddah Bling....
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Posted:Jan 26, 2008 7:23 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2008 4:40 pm
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So I started making bling.  I haven't any art background at all, but have a couple of friends here who inspired me to take a stab at it. Oh sure, block lettering and symmetry come easy as I took some drafting and blueprint reading in school. But when it comes to making objects that require shading, it's a "by the seat of the pants" effort. I made a couple of pieces for some network friends...the LIGHTHOUSE was for "friendlygirls66" as she has a real pension for them and I'm trying to ger her upstairs in one.  HEAD NURSE was made for "Bibabybibi" because she's adorable and I'm a dreamer and she really is a nurse...  FLUFFY PINK HEELS was made for "fluffypinkheels" who's been a friend of mine "fo eva" as she'd say. She wears heels everywhere and the taller the better...I think she even wears wedges to the gym, but I don't have a first hand account of that...LOL I made "I LOVE KISSES" because I love kissing...long, slow, deep and wet (wet is optional if ya like it that way...hehehe) but more importantly because I love those little chocolate delights...okay!  Anyway, here's a peek at some of the stuff I've done...hope ya like it...and if you don't, please take in to account I'm not Vincent Van Goo, so keep the criticism to yourself.
Thanks,
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The word of the day
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Posted:Jan 24, 2008 5:25 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2008 9:03 pm
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The word of the day is “legs” ...spread the word!!!
I shot an elephant in my pajamas this morning
How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
Then I tried to get the tusks loose but they wouldn’t budge…
But in Alabama, the Tuscaloosa………
Now say the magic word and win a hundred dollars or a goose from the duck!
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I'm Still A Guy...
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Posted:Jan 4, 2008 9:23 am
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2008 7:07 pm
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Here's a song By Brad Paisley that I like. It kinda says a lot about us guys. Especially us guys, guys. Take it for it's comedic content and enjoy it...
UC
When you see a deer, you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnics
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinkin’ that you're gonna change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up
Oh but no matter what,
Remember, I'm still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might
Walk you sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I'm still a guy
And I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talkin’ to your friends
Sayin’ yeah girls he's come a long way
From draggin’ his knuckles and carryin’ a club
And buildin’ a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
And you swat my hand when I try
Well now what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy
And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around
Knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
These days there's dudes getting’ facials
Manicured, waxed, and Botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tackle box
Yeah with all of these men linin’ up to get neutered
And headin’ out to be feminized
But I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
Oh, my eyebrows ain't plucked, there's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God I'm still a guy
Aint that the truth!!! LOL
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So what the fuck
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Posted:Nov 29, 2007 6:26 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2009 3:56 pm
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Many of the womens profiles I read are looking for younger guys. I recently sent a note to a 43 year old woman who lives near by asking if she'd be interested in getting together...her reply to me was "she was looking for someone younger"... So what's the deal ladies? Do you think a guys cock stops working after they reach a certain age. Don't know about you, but the women who prefer older men have nailed it down to experience...and that's something that takes time to get. Didn't you ever hear the old adage "the older the goat, the stiffer the horn" [image]  Get with the program. It's about exploration and experimentation...not limiting yourself to a finite age group.
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