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Ranting monkey
 
um did you read the name, I think says it all
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Kung fu everwhere.
Posted:Jun 18, 2012 9:18 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:51 pm
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OK

I thought I would shear funny-ish moment. So at the kinda 1/2 point of my work out. when house mate come in to room and ask me to shovel a path for her. Her mom is living with us and and can't to well, more on that later. Anyway, I am not to happy about my flow being cut, but you do what you gotta do right. So I get on some clothes and get to work.

As I am working and realize tha I have kinda drop in to some the stances that we be doing in class. We what the hell I think and it turns in to kung fu practice. At first it was just making sure the stance was right then, turn to stances with pole training. I try using some the move and parries from class. When I was done I walk back in and proclaim "Fear my Shao Lin Shovel Technique!"
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Ram and Amp
Posted:Jun 18, 2012 9:10 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:51 pm
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OK I am back, I needed at look at a few things, and Duckon is amost here and I am going to try ramp and amp. to make sure I rock the AWESOME!!! I am going to need you guys more now then ever, SO LET'S DO THIS !!!



[kicks on the all the PLASMA spirit forge switches, set all level to max] don't try this a home as I am a train LOON and off me rocker BAW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!



[computer voice]: All level are set to max and...



Dave: What?



[computer voice]: I am detecting elevated levels AWESOME and BAD ASS



Dave: That's just new element, some guys on ebay was trying to sale, pay it no mind and open the universal ports till apertures are at max flow.



[Computer voice]: is it ready sir, I would like to point out that 29 out of the 30 gauges are red lining. You might want to do something about that.



Dave: *hard kick to forge*



[computer voice]:All 30 gauges are in the red now



Dave: *Grin* hey put on he Gurren Laggen , Fort Minor mix, you got to set mood.



[Computer voice]: how bout the song "GOD LORD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA SAVE ME," in g minor.



Dave: *GLARE*



[Computer voice] right, loading G.L.F.M. mix.



Dave (Door to forge open): Time to rock it. (Dave runs in, door closes behind him)



Dave (from inside the forge) CHOOOOOOO HHHENNNNSHINNNNNN!!!!!!!
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On a cool night
Posted:Jun 18, 2012 9:04 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2012 9:04 am
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On a cool night, I cave many things. A sky, alight, with bright stars and gleaming moon.

Laughter and a warm smile. Cup of brew that warms the heart and calm the mind.



On a cool night, I crave many thing. to sit and hear the evening sing to me, the wind whistles

the crickets chirp. A lullaby that brings peace to the spirit.



On a cool night I crave many things. a touch, and a hand to hold and to be held.

A kiss that is both subtitle, sweet and carry the massage of cool nights to come.



On a cool night, I crave many things. Company Of friends near or far, of family,

by blood or choice. Company of comrades and confidants to share stories of battles

won, and wisdom found.



ON a cool night I crave many things.
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By My side
Posted:Jun 18, 2012 9:02 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:51 pm
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The road is long and the path is long

By my side

stand tall and walk, waver not, as I am here



A head is the is battle field awaits and I am ready

By my sideStand a noble a heart and strong arm, cast fear to the side.



We enter the fray again, ever bring calm to chaos by our hand

By my side

Stands a noble heart, with righteous mean, injustice grind under heal.



Again the battle ends, and this is but a moment in our time together.

By my side Stand family, friend, lover, muse, soul mate and savior. Blessed Goddess, Blessed God.



The path opens again, will you walk with me by my side.
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Making frends for fun and...*wink*
Posted:Jun 18, 2012 8:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:51 pm
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Hey try to make friends and fine someone to have fun with *wink* So ask me question and I will answer. maybe we can meet and have some fun.
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Not feelling the love
Posted:Jan 27, 2012 10:31 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:51 pm
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OK, so right now I am a bit like the foster that only good of labor and a tax write off. I am in constant ah wonder on how I am the one that never hear things right.Yet I can't hear things wrong all the time.

How do you tell the people they are wrong. as they never seem to listen. It is crazy, don't get my wrong, I know I am to blame for things as well, but there is enough blame to go around and I DON'T have to take all.
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Path and trails
Posted:Jan 24, 2012 2:21 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:51 pm
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I walk a path, a trail well-worn. It brings me back to you, and in this I feel warm. My heart is like air. A time has come and brings darkness, cold and hard but I fear it not; I have the light.



The light is a brilliant star that cuts the shadows.

The light is a sun that warms my form.

The light is a shield that blocks the fear.



On my path I feel your eyes; you watch me and count my steps, time my pace. My eyes are clear, my ears hear you. You count the the beats and breaths. I suffocate, choked by the very air that brings me freedom. I fear it not; I have air.



1 breath of life, with a whisper I rise.

2 breaths of life, a kiss and my pace matches the wind.

3 breaths of life, a word on the wind calls my soul.



Raven-swathed, fear slips, giving way to the true heart, true spirit. In the darkness I have made my home, built on fading shadows and distant dreams. This darkness is fake. Self-imposed to save my soul, now it is my prison. Your voice, your voice reaches out and cradles me.



"Awaken my Black Knight." My eyes open.



"Awaken my Brown Bear." I rise to stand.



"Awaken my Magical One." I stretch to feel the sun.



"Awaken my Brother." This is hard, I feel weak.



"Now is your time ."



Mom, is that you?



"Yes. Let them help you; you have fought so hard and life has been so hard for you. It is time for you, time for you to been the man I... they all see."



I am scared.



"Of what? What do you have to be scared of? How can there be fear when there is so much love around you?"



I don't know brother



"Time to fly, my angel. It is hard to see, but it is time to fly. The sky called to you."



I will try.



"Can you hear them , they are calling. Go and have fun. Be the I man I wanted... the man you want to be."



I want to.



"Then do it ."

"Then do it honey."

"Then do it bro'."



I walk a trail, a well-worn path. The fear is there, but I control it. Fear is but a tool now. The path is worn, but the sky is clear. That will be my new path.
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So up date
Posted:Jan 23, 2012 7:38 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:51 pm
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As some may know I am joined a Kung fu School. The man teaching his from my home town and even hung some of the same hoods I grow up in. The class has be a HUGE help in my weight loss and Is filled with some good people I like to call friends. if I can ever make to a good weight I will have the school to thank for it.

Work has been the best the sched looks like a drunken fool with a bad sense of humor put together, and one the other mangers has to neglect her job to do their. If were not for the people I worked with I would have to find another job.

In I week I will be testing(again) for my second belt. I am not sure it I care if I get or not. I mean it would be cool to get, but I care more about continuing my learning. I all can do is my best.

So this past week I was sick and on day I felt worst I went in anyway. NEVER AGAIN!!! T was a bone head move with no return...Kinda like a con I went to. I leaned the day is a costumer want to be a bitch they will be no matter what.

I lucked out and got a 3 day weekend. so had class in the morning them was free for the rest of the day. I still have no car/license (my fault), so while I want to go out there was not much I could do. It would be nice that is someone poke their head in and say hey toy want to go out. meh

I will say the it kinds suck the I can't talk to people about this being seen in a neg light.

I am not whiner, puss, easily offended, that guy, drama queen, or woman. I am getting sick hearing these even jest.

rant over.
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Sex, it's not just for "Bad Boys" anymore.
Posted:Jan 23, 2012 7:35 pm
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2012 8:28 am
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OK now know I have blathered about this before, but I guess I am trying to figure out things.
I my drive is kinda hi and I am sure if that is just cause I am not getting any right now but I am horny a lot. OK this not part I am trying to figure out, I know this.

The part that get me is I am told how attractive I am, and this women, so have even said (no clue how they got this) sexy or hot. It seems that is goes back to seeming bain or my existence BEING NICE. I am not getting to a point of FOR FUCK SAKE I AM SORRY BUT I AM GET THE FUCK OVER IT AND DO ME. It kill me cause most of the time no one want to be up from with on this. One female who had a open relationship with man tell YEARS later and AFTER that close thing off. Tell me, yeah yeah she was and is into and wanted me. The was in her words is she "did wan to hurt me" and "me like me wear our heart on our sleeve". FOR THE LOVE OF!!!

The first woman I was 'with' I have met at a con it was 2 or 3 hour of fun for me and she seemed to have fun too. since we have met again at cons, and she was dating someone(bf) and now has a second (gf) so I back off I am not going to step on toes (DAMNIT MAMA RAISE RIGHT!). I have come to find out that my backing off was that I was jealous and maybe hurt. No I was going to french you in front your man or woman. Nor am I going to just start felling you and public places so as that get back to them. I don't know the dynamic of your '3some' so why would I cause problem.

So I have figured that I am Poloyamorous (look it up)and found and another she poloy and hubby knows. Thing is we flirted for years (see each other at conventions) and the truth is she never told she was poloy. And at the time I was digging on her, and she kept telling my that she could not go any feather cause of hubby. OK, I was happy with the flirting. But them a something happen and hooked friend and stuff. after that hints were droped and I what happend that night. anyway long story short (to later) she was never the one that told me she was poloy.

Then there was the female friend that was leaving here hubby and she stated intent SWEET cause she very hot milf. A lot talking happen the weekend not much else. OK not a problem. "Hey we are working on it". Um...not much else can say.

Some time I feel like people will not tell me things cause I might react like innocent or might be ashamed of them. Lot of them would say it none of my business. OK I take that but is not any my business then don't tell me down the rode how you are into me. Cause all that time you spent with me not in your business, we could have been having fun . NICE GUYS LIKE TO GET LAID FOR THE HELL OF IT TOO.
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Hero's Rage
Posted:Jan 23, 2012 7:32 pm
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2012 10:36 pm
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[This is what goes through my head when I need to push my self.]



Time to stop the bullshit, I am done with that. Fire up the forge I need to go back in. Old flaws have cause cracks in my armor and my weaken my weapons. My wings will no longer open, OH HELLS NAH! Mom gave me those. I got to much power to be so weak. To many Demons on the path to far to walk.turning to face rode JUST THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!



Walk as a friend, then you walk with fighters, healers, holy ones of the highest order, and user of the the most powerful spells that bend the very energies and forces of the all things their will. Walk as my foe and be trample into the oblivion. scattered like you cosmic dust, to be reused as my will sees fit.



If you think that moving beyond the Vail will save you, HA HA HA HA, PUNK! Meet thee BADDEST of BADASS group of Guardians that have crossed over and their ranks only gotten stronger.



Remember, breath in air/energy, exhale power/force. where the mind goes Qi will follow. Now if you excuse me I going to go be awesome!.
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up
Posted:Jan 23, 2012 7:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2012 10:37 pm
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In the morning i wake, hang my feet over the side of the bed and stand up. To turn on the light in my room i reach. Make and drink my tea so I can stay up. go to bathroom so I can wash up. Dry off so I can dress up. head to stair and walk up. make a meal and eat up. Quick pace to the bus stop I try to keep up. While the mp3 I turn up. While the musics play, stories and art I dream up. Look at the time and I hurry up. I meet bus, doors open and step up. Take a moment on the bus and my brother I call up, to see what up. My cell phone I hang up, while to my place of work I walk up.



Many of us start the day up. We all should try to stay up.
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Angel Spawn
Posted:Jan 23, 2012 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:51 pm
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Birth by angels, I craw out of hell. Back on my feet with stories to tell. Spawn of darkness I am clad in the light, forces in hand the elements unite. Grounded by earth, I bend like wood. Flowing like water my path understood. Wind fans the fires that forge me as steel. My spiritual gravity true power reveled. So call me spawn if you feel that you must. But this hero spawned leave his opponents as dust.



VANGLORIOUS!



My soul ignites, and light the spark. The spark becomes, the heart, the core of the flame. The flame burns my mind, to clear glass lens. The lens focuses the light into beam that split the night. The night is a light like the center of the sun. The rays arc and strike my soul. My soul ignites.
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