RIP.........my dad danny
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Posted:May 11, 2008 2:17 am
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2008 8:31 am
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In memoriam of my dad...
a brave Irish boxer who did everything for his family,I am sad that he has finally gone to heaven ,I will miss him soooo much ,He always had a smile and his silly Irish sense of humour,God has taken him away from us,but he will NEVER be forgotten and will be missed more than anything,I can still smell his body and his face will never go away....I love you dad and I will see you in the pie in the sky..God bless you for you buggering deserved it..and so much more
RIP... 06/05/2008
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okay my new outfit..
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Posted:Apr 14, 2008 6:43 am
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2008 8:32 am
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a sneak preview of my outfit for TG..
hope you likeee
mwahnesss
XXXXXXXXX
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why doesn't he calll... a word to the wise
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Posted:Apr 12, 2008 2:52 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2008 1:37 pm
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Why he doesn't call: 6 reasons
By Bob Strauss
"I had a great time tonight! I'll call you!" Have any words struck more fear into the hearts of women? The fact is, predicting whether a guy will call when he says he will is like playing the stock market – most of the time, you might as well flip a coin. If, god forbid, your phone hasn't rung in a while (and hey, it's only been three months since your last date), here are a few possible reasons:
He lost your phone number
Okay, this isn't really a reason, but let's eliminate the obvious first. If a guy wants to find you, for whatever reason, he will. He may only have your first initial and a fleeting glimpse of your profile in the moonlight, but if he's determined, he'll scour the ends of creation until he's tracked you down.
He's been abducted by aliens
I only mention this theory to drive home the point above, in case you haven't quite taken it to heart. It is actually more likely (I can show you the scientific charts and graphs) that a guy has been kidnapped by three-foot amoebas from the Orion Nebula than that he's lost your phone number and can't find a way to contact you. Trust me.
He's been called away on a top-secret government mission
Look, I'm not going to indulge you any more. How many times do I have to repeat this?
He's had some kind of family emergency
This has a remote chance of being true, if by "family emergency" you mean "the girlfriend he's been squirreling around on is threatening his manhood with a pair of pinking shears." Yes, it's possible that something tragic has transpired in this guy's family, but here's where the sexes differ: A man, no matter how devastated, will still find a way to call, assuming he likes you. Women, being more human, tend to give priority to life-and-death issues.
He's afraid of rejection
Now we're venturing into more likely territory. If, on your last date, you didn't made it absolutely, unmistakeably, incontrovertibly clear that you wanted to go out with him again (say, by scrawling "I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU AGAIN!" on your dinner napkin and waving it in his face), a guy will wonder if he's setting himself up for the "let's just be friends" speech. Most men would sooner drop an anvil on their own heads than have to endure that.
He just isn't interested
All the above possibilities add up to a slim sliver of desperate hope; this one, unfortunately, is nine-tenths of the pie. I hate to be blunt, but most people (men and women alike) have a tendency to behave one way and feel quite another, especially in the high-stress context of a date. You may have thought he was having a great time, but for all you know, he was in a good mood because he won the NCAA basketball pool at the office.
On the other hand, though, maybe he just lost your phone number.
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a little advice
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Posted:Apr 9, 2008 3:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2008 9:31 pm
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On behalf of a friend ...
he gave out some good ideas as to why men ...sorry let's rephrase that bit.. "boys", don't pull any decent birds or if they do, then they will never see them again and here is the short but correct version of why lol....
"I'm not like the normal male on Local Sexy Swingers , I do care about the people I meet, how they think of me and I wont use them for my own pleasure, I don't have conquests hun, I have friends who I get on with and respect x I was brought up with some manners hun  I'm not one for shouting the odds .........with me discretion is the best thing one can have if they cant see wot they do wrong in the room let alone in person, then who am I to try and educate them "
"friends with benefits" has never been put any simpler
respect the women and they will respect you back
abuse them and you will lose your credibility
simple huh?
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an event NOT to be missed
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Posted:Apr 8, 2008 10:52 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2008 1:13 pm
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okay peeps not long now to go till the Torture Garden birthday bash,3 weeks i think, a whole weekend of fun. Friday night will have shows and demonstrations of rope bondage and suspension etc and fire eaters and Saturday night is the birthday ball, can't wait , my outfit will be out of this world and my slave for the evening my dear friend Chris is shitting himself already lmao hunny will be joining me at the ball so if your going! then nudge us
will let you all know how it goes... (if we survive)
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just for the sheer hell of it....
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Posted:Apr 6, 2008 11:23 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2008 11:17 am
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HO HO HO as it was snowing yesterday I decided to have a wander for some christmas'y stuff and stumbled upon this
hope you like lol (don't know why i thought of Christmas must've been something to do with some Christmas tree thingy-ma-jig that was made out of traffic lights on westferry road the other day)
sorry santa was otherwise involved with his hands elsewhere
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a clarification here is needed AGAIN lol
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Posted:Apr 6, 2008 8:45 pm
Last Updated:Jun 24, 2008 11:18 am
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okay just a quick blog....
just to clarify things a little... I may be "over-the-hill" and educated BUT the amount of requests I get to meet can be overwhelming at times... I am a gentle woman, proud of who I am,confident in most ways and think I can recognize MOST bullshit (well i did say MOST bullshit ),but I am not into one night stands , but regular "fuck buddies" so if you only want my bod for one night... I would suggest that you look elsewhere for women who do that kind of thing, not that I am knocking it, it's just my prerogative that is all ....just call me old fashioned or rather brought up well(phew !!!! )
it needed to be said a person's value is only worth how much they respect themselves
laters, taters and see you all soon
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putting the record straight
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Posted:Mar 29, 2008 6:46 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2008 8:47 pm
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okayyy my peeps and the many real friends that i still have...okay came into the room last night at the bequest of my true friend hunny marsh as she heard a few whisperings from a few ex buddy's namely numbskull and lucifer .now lucifer i can deal with as he is a balding guy who fucks toothless anorexics (his choice) but what gravely concerns me is the fact that numbskull said in the room that i was putting my in danger...that I am afraid is below the belt..for ANYBODY..yes i drink and yes i smoke so would most people who have been in a situation like mine where the man of my life and father of my two lovely , spat on me set me alight,threw forks at me,made me watch while he fucked a fake pussy,pulled my hair threw tea on me ......the friggin list is endlss...so what i have a fucking drink..no more than joe blogs....but that is my perogative so lucifer and kev and now numb.....slate me off ALL you want but....I have a 3 bedroom house a mortgage ,2 jobs,a brand new car, and 2 lovely that think the world of me and are still with me.......slate me off for anything but at the end of the day you both have nothing...not a penny to your name...nor a house to call your own or two beautifull that adore you
so yes i drink and yes i smoke...but
i will always be here and yes i will always have everything that is dear to me.....what the HELL have you got,such a damn shame that jealousy ruins them all...I on the other hand am laughing at you both, for you both drink and smoke and because i do not want a relationship with you, you both decide to join the "i hate jools club".......well do me a favour...talk to someone who gives a shit because i certainly do not
au revoir
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screwed lol
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Posted:Feb 13, 2008 1:54 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 12:2 am
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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.The first
woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.The second woman
said 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.The third really
beautiful woman came up to him and said 'Have you ever been screwed?'
The fellow said 'No.'
She said 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
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why have we lost our balls !!!
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Posted:Feb 13, 2008 1:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2008 9:23 am
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Europe Needs Leaders Like This!
Prime Minister John Howard - Australia
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.
Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:
'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'
'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'
'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'
'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'
'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'
'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great
Australian freedom,
'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'
'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'
Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, European citizens will find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths.
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hillbilly mutterings
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Posted:Jan 23, 2008 4:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2008 2:40 am
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SUBJECT:BUBBA'S SISTER
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to
fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that
she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "
Ma'am, you had twins -- a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother
came in and named them." The
woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba; he's an idiot!"
Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers.
The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong
about my brother. I really like the name Denise."
then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The
doctor replies, "Denephew."
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ho ho ho the yanks do it again
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Posted:Jan 19, 2008 6:36 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2008 3:28 am
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Subject: Gooooood Chili
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Las Cruces, NM. He sits at the
counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at
a full bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I
do?"
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in
his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the
bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."
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ALCOHOLIC RAMBLINGS PART UNO
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Posted:Jan 19, 2008 6:25 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2008 8:10 am
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ...... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin once said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo ( 2.2 lbs) of dung.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm only doing it as a public service.
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