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I create this space to celebrate the Divine Feminine Spirit. Fantasy, Reality... Somewhere in Between--It will be here. A place to share My Intricate Emotions, Creative Endeavours and Lusty Sexploits. The Pleasure is Mine, so Please, Enjoy the Garden's view... Hugs & Kisses ~Bemused
Blissful Spirit, Carnal Flesh, Sensual Divinity... She walks within the light. Heart Full and Overflowing, Aching with Passionate Desires. She is Cherished and Caressed in the Secret Garden of the Goddess
~~~~~~May she never leave~~~~~~
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Astrological Anarchy
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Posted:May 12, 2006 1:16 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2008 10:56 am
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Astrological Anarchy-- Someone had taken this from a site and now I am just sharing it with the rest of the cyberworld. I love Eastern and Western Astrology, but these Sun sign write ups--are just plain put downs! They are Funny though and to be only taken with a wee grain of salt...
ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically, you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding.
TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.
GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, type of person who'd kill themselves to win a bet.
CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell your relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You're likely to be murdered.
LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on welfare.
VIRGO You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.
LIBRA You are the forgiving type and you don't bear drudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.
SCORPIO You are sharp, quick thinker and good at puzzles. However, these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You always have snot on your clothes.
SAGITTARIUS You are the romantic type, softhearted and a lover of arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on .
CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.
AQUARIUS You are the academic and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy warring fishnet tights.
PISCES You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.
Zodiac after sex responses
Aries "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus "I'm hungry pass the pizza."
Gemini "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer "When are we getting married?"
Leo "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius "Don't call me I'll call you."
Capricorn "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces "What did you say your name was again?"
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To Drink or Not to Drink?
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Posted:May 12, 2006 12:06 pm
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2008 7:41 pm
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The Overlord and I are long overdue. I thought I would share a bit about my favorite alcoholic beverage. Excerpt from: Absinthe, The Gift of the Green Faeries Kristine Lambert “Absinthe is the aphrodiasiac of the self. The green faeries in the absinthe want your soul. But you are safe with me.” ‒from the movie, Bram Stoker’s Dracula Artemisia Absinthium. The scientific name alone sounds ethereal, and what mystical attributes it has always been given since antiquity. We know it more commonly as Wormwood or older folk-names such as Old Woman or Grown for a King. There are three types of wormwood, the first being Sea Wormwood. This is almost exclusively grown in England by, of course, the sea. It grows much shorter and is a saltier flavor (because of the sea salts) when added to absinthe. It is also the weakest of the three varieties. The next, Roman Wormwood, is grown atop the mountains of Italy and is a more brash, tree-like herb (though, this variety can be garden grown). The third is called Common Wormwood. This is the type that tends to be readily available and is usually used in any type of absinthe (this is the type I will concentrate on in this article). Common Wormwood can grow 3 to 4 feet tall; the roots grow deep and resemble the wood of a small tree. It grows long, whitish green, frosty leaves and at the joints toward the tops of the leaves grow little yellow flower buds. All wormwood buds in August, give or take a few weeks, and the leaves and flowers are almost the only part of the plant used. Wormwood belongs to what is called the Compositae family of herbs of which Tarragon and Magwort are also a part. Ancient physicians like Pythagoras and Hippocrates (the creator of the Hippocratic Oath) both often experimented with wormwood in their medical workings. In old apothecary texts, the virtues of wormwood were praised for its healing qualities in everything from neurological disorders to stomach afflictions to melancholy. Most turned out not only to be true, but to help patients miraculously. It is a proven fact that if hung in your closets, they will be free of moths and their larvae, and if taken internally, it will dispel parastitic worms (hence it’s name). Even with all of this talk of its virtues and proven facts, wormwood is one of the only herbs with so much focus on its magickal qualities. First of all, its gender is of a masculine nature, much like spearmint, peppermint, anise and clove. What this means is the flower usually buds small and has strong aromatic conditions, and all these fall under the male aspect of the universe. The planet that rules over wormwood is Mars. Its elemental (or magickal) counterpart is fire and it falls under Scorpio in zodiac correspondences. Because of the latter, old folk myth holds that wormwood can cure you of scorpion stings! The Deity most associated with wormwood is Artemis, and can even be found in its species name, Artemisia Absinthium, which is a combination of Artemis and the Greek word Absinthium (which means “undrinkable”. Thus the name absinthe. In occult books and grimoires, there are many magickal uses of wormwood. For instance, if a sprig is carried on your person, you are protected from bewitchment by others. It also supposedly counteracts the effects of being poisoned by hemlock. Ancient texts say that if it is burned in a graveyard, the spirits of the deceased will come forth and converse with the summoner. To this day, wormwood is still called for in certain love potions. Perhaps that is why absinthe was created, for its addictive and intoxicating effects! As you can see, Wormwood is some impressive herb, for there are references to it in Egyptian papyri, early Syrian records, and even in Bible. According to myth, wormwood grew along the trail the Serpent made when leaving the Garden of Eden, it also appears in the Revelation of St. John “And the third part of the waters became wormwood, and many men died of the waters because they were made bitter.” Pretty intriguing, how this herb has reappeared throughout the earliest medical and magical, musings of mankind to nowadays. Absinthe was invented in the late 1700’s and was finally illegalized for sale and manufacture in many countries, including the United States, on March 16, 1915.
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Mystical Sex
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Posted:May 11, 2006 10:37 pm
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2008 7:41 pm
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What is the wildest fantasy you have with someone "Otherworldly"? Succubus? Incubus? Vampaerus? Wiccan Wonder Woman? Goddess of Mercy? Satan Incarnate?
Who do you long for?
I cry out to the Heavens for Morpheus to Return... Bemused
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How do you like your coffee...
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Posted:May 11, 2006 10:30 pm
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2008 7:41 pm
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Seriously, there are some pretty exotic and almost erotic coffee drinks out there! Where do you go for your favorite brew? Share with me your decadent delights... I cannot wait much longer... I am wanton with desire! Bemused
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Sapphic Interests?
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Posted:May 11, 2006 10:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2008 10:55 am
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I am increasingly becoming more obsessed with erotica, especially women. Throughout the ages various cultures and thier artists have created so many sexually titilating and exciting works. The styles of the subjects and their environment never cease to fascinate me. Who else shares my obsession with Erotic Art, of any kind? Let's share our favorite eye candy... Bemused
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Erotic Art
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Posted:May 11, 2006 6:35 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2008 10:54 am
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During my favorite Art History Class, I fell in love with a 'real life' but completely inanimate sculpture. Yes, I did say Sculpture. Now, I had unnatural and incredibly delicious fantasies based on something totally unreal--and (completely hunky!). Here is some info in regards to one of many ridiculous crushes!
"The statue known as the Barberini Faun or Sleeping Satyr is 215 cm long and made from marble. It was carved by an unknown sculptor, possibly Praxiteles, and dates from approximately 220 BCE. Currently it is located in the Glyptothek museum in Munich, Germany. Although some scholars have asserted that the statue is an original Hellenistic work, most people believe that it is a later Roman copy of a Hellenistic Greek original. The statue was found in Hadrian’s Mausoleum in Rome in the 17th century."
The Barberini Faun is a
"First, my favorite of all sculptures, the "Barberini Faun" or "Sleeping Satyr", now in the collection of the Glyptothek in München, Germany. This sculpture was found hidden in the Mausoleum of Hadrian in the 17th century. This masterpiece is larger than life, and it was carved about 200 B.C., in one of of the post-Alexandrine kingdoms in the Eastern Mediterranean, most likely at Antioch in Syria.The sculpture seems quite innocent and only mildly titillating from that demure angle, but consider what it looks like from a markedly different perspective:When seen from this angle, the lazy, languid pose of the anonymous Hellenistic hunk emphasizes the highly charged erotic content of this marble block of beefcake; its blunt message seems obvious to the sensitive and receptive viewer. The Barberini Faun is the oldest surviving example of monumental homoerotic art in existence.
I have always suspected that the Barberini Faun was carved by a great, gay sculptor, on commission from some lustful dirty old man of lucullan wealth who wanted a spectacular souvenir of his all-time favorite call boy during what I shall euphemistically describe as "those sublime moments after".
To put it another way, the sculptor of the Barberini Faun was the Robert Mapplethorpe of his era."
Homoerotic or not...I still to this day, want HIM! Bemused
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