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Whats my blog about~~~~~~~ MMMMMMM well Whatevers on my mind at the time.Might be a joke,a question,a deep thought....or who knows what.I would love to have some imput from others wheather they agree or disagree with me....it is a free country & I'm a open-minded woman.But please be gentle & nice lol I do have feelings giggles remember I'm a real woman lol.I hope u enjoy my crazy thoughts Dont forget to sign my guestbook & please leave me comments on my posts........I love comments.I get lonely if noone comments.Have a FAB-TAB-BU-LOUS day.
Hugz & Giggles,
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jane fonda.....a traitor
Posted:Aug 9, 2007 11:22 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2008 10:46 pm
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She really was a traitor

A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED
KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA

This is for all the born in the 70's who do
not remember, and didn't have to bear the burden that our fathers, mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear.


Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the
" 100 Women of the Century."

BY BARBRA WALTERS

Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still
countless others have never known how Ms.
Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country,
but specific men who served and sacrificed
during Vietnam


The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot

The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll, a River Rat.

In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF
Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison
the "Hanoi Hilton."


Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell, cleaned, fed, and dressed in clean PJ's, he was
ordered to describe for a visiting American
"Peace Activist" the "lenient and humane treatment" he'd received

He spat at Ms. Fonda, was clubbed, and was
dragged away. During the subsequent beating, he fell forwardon to the camp Commandant 's feet, which sent that officer berserk.

In 1978, the Air Force Colonel still suffered from double vision (which permanently ended his
flying career) from the Commandant's frenzied
application of a wooden baton.


From 1963-65, Col. Larry Carrigan was in the
47FW/DO (F-4E's). He spent 6 years in the
"Hanoi Hilton",,, the first three of which his
family only knew he was "missing in action".
His wife lived on faith that he was still alive.
His group, too, got the cleaned-up, fed and
clothed routine in preparation for a "peace delegation" visit.They, however, had time and devised a plan to get word to the world that they were alive and still survived.. Each man secreted a tiny piece of paper, with his Social Security Number on it, in the palm of his hand..

When paraded before Ms. Fonda and a
cameraman, she walked the line, shaking each
man's hand and asking little encouraging snippets like: "Aren't you sorry you bombed
babies?" and "Are you grateful for the humane
treatment from your benevolent captors?"
Believing this HAD to be an act, they each
palmed her their sliver of paper.She took them all without missing a beat. At the end of the line and once the camera stopped rolling, to the shocked disbelief of the POWs, she turned to the officer in charge and handed him all the little pieces of paper.


Three men died from the subsequent beatings.
Colonel Carrigan was almost number four
but he survived, which is the only reason we
know of her actions that day.


I was a civilian economic development advisor
in Vietnam , and was captured by the North
Vietnamese communists in South Vietnam in
1968, and held prisoner for over 5 years.


I spent 27 months in solitary confinement; one
year in a cage in Cambodia ; and one year in a "black box" in Hanoi .My North Vietnamese captors deliberately poisoned and murdered a female missionary, a nurse in a leprosarium in Ban me Thuot, South Vietnam , whom I buried in the jungle near the Cambodian border.
At one time, I weighed only about 90 lbs.
(My normal weight is 170 lbs.)


We were Jane Fonda's "war criminals."


When Jane Fonda was in Hanoi , I was asked by
the camp communist political officer if I would
be willing to meet with her.

I said yes, for I wanted to tell her about the real treatment we POWs received... and how
different it was from the treatment purported by
the North Vietnamese, and parroted by her as
"humane and lenient."

Because of this, I spent three days on a rocky
floor on my knees, with my arms outstretched
with a large steel weights placed on my hands,
and beaten with a bamboo cane.

I had the opportunity to meet with Jane Fonda
soon after I was released. I asked her if she would be willing to debate me on TV.She never did answer me.

These first-hand experiences do not exemplify
someone who should be honored as part
of "100 Years of Great Women."Lest we forget..." 100 Years of Great Women" should never include a traitor whose hands are covered with the blood of so many patriots.


There are few things I have strong visceral
reactions to, but Hanoi Jane's participation in
blatant treason, is one of them.Please take the time to forward or post this to as many
people as you possibly can.It will eventually end up on her computer and she needs to know that we will never forget




































































































































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when age dose make a difference
Posted:Aug 9, 2007 10:55 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2008 11:01 pm
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Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast".




Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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Labor Pain Transfer
Posted:Aug 9, 2007 10:46 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2008 10:47 pm
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This is a great idea..........

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new High-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.

Both said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood Pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the Doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband experienced none. She and her Husband were ecstatic!

When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.

giggles NOW who's ur daddy lol
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Powerful Medicine
Posted:Aug 8, 2007 3:37 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 8:16 am
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Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man.

The medicine man says ........ "I can cure this". That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say "123" and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is "1234" and it will go down.

But, he warned - it will not work again for another year!"

Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise Joyce.

He showers, shaves and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion. He gets into bed and lying next to her says, "123". He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life...just as the medicine man had promised.

Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks,... "What did you say 123 for?"

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Choosing a wife
Posted:Aug 8, 2007 3:21 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2008 10:48 pm
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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so what maybe i was.... :)
Posted:Aug 8, 2007 3:06 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2008 10:56 pm
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haveing blog withdrawls lol so what .....he he ha ha mass blog postings can be fun & its great therapy for bloggin addicts like me going threw major withdrawls.

giggles i've been sooooo dawg gone busy with life & had pc problems that i havent been in here as much as i use to be.which i guess is good cuz it means i now have a pretty great keep u busy life with my man john in texas & i'm luvin it.but i did miss my bloggin family & friends.....kiss kiss hug hug

in the past so many of u made my smile when i was down,made me cry when i was up...lol & just made me feel lucky that someone even commented on my post when i realy needed & wanted a friend just to talk to.THANK U ALL

it feels great to know even tho i was gone for awhile i wasnt forgotten....wink wink blush blush
i sure hope even tho i wont be on as much as i use to be that everyone keeps on stoping by .hell u never know what i'll be postin next.....a funny,a serious thought,lifes lessons or just blowin steam lol or how many post will randomly appear.i just luv getting comments as well.so PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE leave a comment lol.it realy feels fantastic to know i stumbled across ur minds

now i'm off to post some more wooooweeeeee
crazy crystal
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Men are like .........
Posted:Aug 3, 2007 4:42 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2008 10:56 pm
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1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ...... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ....... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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A history lesson...things i bet you never knew
Posted:Aug 3, 2007 4:37 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2008 10:58 pm
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The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things
used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500's:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.Hence
the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the . Last of all the babies.By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water.

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the
cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof.Hence the saying . It's raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings
could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would
get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a threshhold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would
eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off
a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead
poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of
25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie
it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

And that's the truth...Now, whoever said History was boring!!!

Educate someone. Share these facts with a friend
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The stuttering cat
Posted:Aug 3, 2007 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2008 10:58 pm
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began,"I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff,Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him
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Be careful what you ask for, you just may just get it
Posted:Aug 3, 2007 4:18 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2007 8:34 am
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Subject: Adios Amigos

Do you remember when Puerto Rico was raising heck about the US
Navy using that nothing little island just off the coast of Puerto Rico
for bombing practices, which they had used for the past 75 years ?

Demonstrations were held; Hollywood left wingers, Al Sharpton, and his fellow demagogues went down there to demonstrate to get the Navy
out ?

I am sure it infuriated you just as it did me at the time. Well, here is our revenge. Always be careful what you ask for, you just may
get it.

One of the many headaches that the U.S. has had was the Puerto Rican island of Vieques . In the waning years of the Clinton Administration
protesters demanded that the US Navy abandon bombing and naval gunfire exercises that had taken place on the largely uninhabited island for
nearly seventy years.

In 2002, the bombing exercises were transferred to an Air Force bombing range in central Florida not far from Jacksonville and Pensacola Naval Air Stations. In January, many of the protesters were back in Puerto Rico, celebrating the final bombing exercise on Vieques and waved Puerto Rican flags and placards that read "U. S. Navy, get out of Puerto Rico ."

The following February, Rumsfeld announced that the U. S. Navy will close the Roosevelt Roads Naval Air Station in Puerto Rico in 2004, eliminating 1200 civilian jobs as well as 700 military positions.

This naval facility is estimated to have put nearly $300 million annually into the local economy.

The next day a stunned Governor Sila Calderon, held a news conference in San Juan protesting the base closure as a serious blow to the Commonwealth's fragile economy. The governor stated that "The people of Puerto Rico don't now or never did have an interest in closing the
Vieques bombing range or the Roosevelt Roads naval base. We are interested in both staying in
Puerto Rico .

When asked, the Commander-in Chief, Western Atlantic Command, said, "Without Vieques, I see no further need for the facility at Roosevelt Roads. None."

So, Yankee go home ? Fine. But we'll take our dollars with us.

Hasta la vista, baby !

On February 21, the Secretary of Defense also announced that starting this year, the U. S. European Command would begin moving most, if not all, of its active combat and support units from bases in Germany to others being established in Poland, The Czech Republic, Hungary and Turkey to "better position them for rapid deployment to likely hot spots
in those parts of the world."

Immediately the business and government leaders in the German states of Hesse, Rinelandand Wurttemburg, protested the loss of nearly $6 billion US revenue each year from the bases and manpower to be displaced. A spokesman for the Foreign Ministry speculated that the
move may be "what the Americans call 'payback' for the actions of this government in opposing Military action in Iraq."

"Does anyone know the German translation for: "Hasta la vista,baby ? " I think "Aufwiedersehen, linesmen" is a good translation.

Oh, isn't it nice to see a government with guts and a good memory?

Also, here are some statistics and conclusions about a different subject.

If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theatre of operations during the last 22 months, and a total of 2,112 deaths,(when this was written) that gives a firearm death rate of
60 per 100,000 soldiers.

The firearm death rate in Washington D. C. is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. (...and that was while handguns were outlawed!!)

That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in the U. S. Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.

PASS THIS ON 'cuz you can be sure that CNN, NBC, ABC and CBS
won't !

Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington !!!

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And I'm Off Again he he he
Posted:Jun 11, 2007 8:04 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2007 11:39 pm
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just in case anyone wonders.....
i'm gonna be gone for about 2 weeks
no pc access booooohooooooo lol
pleaseeeeee dont forget to stop back by cuz.....
i'll have lots of new funnies plus
who knows what kind of storys i might have about my travels back to kc 460 miles one way lol
but i'll be back before u know it he he he
i gotta go back to kc to pick up the rest of my stuff so i can be super comfy & totaly at home with my sexy baby here in texas.
gonna float the elk river with my gurls,granddaughter & neice while i'm home
then back to being a texas gurl again wooooweeeee

to all those fathers out there...........
wishing u a early.......

HAPPY FATHERS DAY

~giggles & hugz~
crystal
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Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
Posted:Jun 8, 2007 10:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2007 2:24 pm
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A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!

This went on all through the fourth and fifth
grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said.

"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers
down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!

She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!




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GUIDO THE ITALIAN LOVER
Posted:Jun 8, 2007 6:04 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2007 1:41 pm
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GUIDO THE ITALIAN LOVER A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed
to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where
he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.

This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he
barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."
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