will you miss me ??
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Posted:Mar 17, 2007 2:29 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2007 8:59 pm
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yep i'm takeing off.....i've got the car & trailor all packed up.its a 7 hour drive to hot springs arkansas from where i live.sooooo will u all miss me?? i know i'll miss each & everyone of u all 
so dont worry i'll be back next week lol.just takeing a vacation.its spring break here in kansas.so got abunch of family & friends all going camping,hikeing,canoeing & crystal digging this week.i'll be gone for awhole week mmmmmm its gonna be heaven.
its suppose to be in the 70's most of the week perfect weather wooooweeeeee yippy kiyo i'm gonna soak up some sun,breath in the fresh air,see some of gods beautiful unspoiled land while we hike,laugh,teach my neice about the outdoors (she's a city gurl lol),watch the wildlife,have a wennie roast & make smoors mmmm yummy,float down a river,sleep under the stars...well ok i'm gonna be in a tent sleeping on a comfy air mattress lol.
so will u miss me while i'm gone??
what r u all doing for spring break??
have a wonderful GREEN st.pattys day,please be careful dont drink &drive & everyone fantastic spring break
tata
crystal
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A New School Prayer
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Posted:Mar 13, 2007 10:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2007 9:56 am
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i saw this posted on NewYearChic blog.it made me stop & think.
then it made me sad 
with all the school shootings, violence & disrespect some show aldults & thier own peers today kinda makes u wonder why was prayer taken out & banned from schools.while such crazy stuff is ok.what ever happened to our right of freedom of speach??? old school seemed to work so much better turning out that didnt dare show disrepect to others.
This was written by a in Bagdad Arizona in 1999
it was posted on the Bagdad Public Bulletin Board on 1/28/00
The New School Prayer
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple or orange or green,
That's no offense, it's the freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise,
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the State.
We're allowed to cuss & dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues & cheeks.
They've outlawed guns; but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the unwed daddy, our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.
We can get our condoms, & birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires & totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No Word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot,
My soul please take.
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True Life Insurance Statements
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Posted:Mar 10, 2007 8:44 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2007 1:05 am
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another funny i swiped from SweetLoadInKC blog
~Warning do not drink while reading these as it could cause damage to ur keyboard when fluid flys outta ur nose as u laugh uncontrollably~
The following are real statements found on insurance claim forms. Drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident succinctly.
* Coming home, I drove into wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
* I thought my window was down, but found it was up when I put my head through it.
* The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
* The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
* I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
* In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
* I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision, and I did not see the other car.
* The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.
* I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in the ditch by some stray cows.
* The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
* I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
* I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
* As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
* My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
* An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
* I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.
* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the curb when I struck him.
* The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
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Who's doing the dishes?
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Posted:Mar 10, 2007 8:17 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2007 9:35 pm
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i swiped this joke from a friends post SweetLoadInKC he's got some funny ass jokes in there.told him he's my new suppier he he he ....ENJOY MY FRIENDS
now the joke.......................
Who's doing the dishes?
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word.
So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a LOT happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"
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How smart is Your Right Foot???
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Posted:Mar 10, 2007 6:19 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2007 1:06 am
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This will give you something to do if you are bored.
How smart is Your Right Foot???
Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon... This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's programmed in your brain!
1. While you're sitting, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with you right hand.
Your foot will change direction. And there's nothing you can do about it!
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How to guess a woman's age
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Posted:Mar 9, 2007 6:31 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2007 1:55 pm
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i saw this funny joke on anytyme4u1970 blog.its so cute i asked her if i could share it with ya'all.sooooo here it is
How to guess a woman's age
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.
She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was.
It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the best of her.
She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast...He gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says. "Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
The old man replies, "promise you won't get mad?" "I promise! I won't" she says.
He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
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BHL Blogville Girlfriend Compatability Contest Round 3!!!
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Posted:Mar 5, 2007 11:04 am
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2007 11:25 am
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giggles i just found out ......
not sure how i got nominated but i'm very honored to be in the contest with so many other beautiful sexy women.
i even made it to round #3 woooooweeeeeeee
that blew me away
so if ur so inclined go take a peak & vote
its no biggie i know i wont win (to many sexyer hotter women in there ) but it is very nice to be noticed & included.
below is the blogger & post its in....i hope i copied that right he he he ...i'm so pc dumb lol
BlackHeatLust >
Inside The Mind Of A Sex God!! >
BHL Blogville Girlfriend Compatability Contest Round 3!!!
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CAUTION :HEALTH WARNING
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Posted:Mar 4, 2007 4:36 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2007 4:19 pm
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CAUTION :HEALTH WARNING
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting.
WATER = Poo
WINE = HEALTH
Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.I am doing it as a public service
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monday was my birthday
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Posted:Mar 1, 2007 10:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2007 8:23 am
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it was the best birthday that i have had in many many years.i'm kinda late writeing about it cuz this week has been extra crazy lol.mon feb 26th i turned a big 47 yrs old wooooweeeeee.when i was a i would of thought omg thats sooooo freakin old lol.now i look in the mirror & think mmmmmm i'm not to bad for being almost 50 lol.
i've been a mother,a grandmother,a wife,a sister,a aunt,a mentor,a teacher in life,a friend,a ,a role model plus so many other things.i can still hike in the wilderness & carry a 35 lb pack,i canoed 35 miles this past fall in the smokey mountains & camped in the wilds as we went,i can laugh & have a good time where ever i am & whoever i'm with,i've lived a full productive life,i make others smile,i'm a good friend,i wake up each day,i'm pretty heathly,i have many people in my life that love me,i can still & do enjoy sex more than alotta women do,i have touched & made a possitive difference in many lifes,i'm not afraid to try new things in life & to enjoy them,i'm pretty smart,my life hasnt been to dull but for the most part exciteing,i've been able to travel all over most of the states.......heck i'm not getting older i'm just getting better
i was lucky enough to be able to celabrate it with a very special friend & my family from sat nite all the way to mon nite.each one of them made it extra special in thier own unique way.i got some great gifts but the best gifts i received was haveing each one of them being a part of my life.the big smile that has been on my lips & deep in my heart knowing i have such wonderful people that care for me.thats the best gift anyone could ever receive.
i'm still smileing big time
crystal[/B]
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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
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Posted:Feb 28, 2007 11:05 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2007 1:14 am
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned."
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."
"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost
it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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Hints For Haveing Safe sex.......Very Useful
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Posted:Feb 20, 2007 9:52 pm
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2007 12:10 pm
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I saw this on rhodos79 blog & figured everyone needs all the help we can get on haveing Safe Sex....so please pay attension
These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you "play it safe"...
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe horny sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
Don't forget: to recycle a condom, turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Wrap each other from head to toe with saran wrap before engaging in any sexual activity.
i hope u all learnd a lesson or two about safe sex......there will be a test later [/SIZE]
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Why Women Cry (This is Sincere)
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Posted:Feb 20, 2007 12:49 am
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2007 11:39 pm
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i saw this on gsv blog & it touched me.
i wanted to share it ........
there is so much truth in these words.
thanks GSV for honoring all women.
quoteing....GSV
This is for all you lovelies out there. I received this from a friend and thought I would share this to show how special you are and that you are appreciated day in and day out.
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said quot;When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her .
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her under any and all circumstances, even when her has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my ," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
Please send this to ten beautiful women you know today. If you do, something good will happen - You will boost another woman's self-esteem.
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