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Posted:Feb 23, 2018 3:49 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2018 4:59 pm
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I was in of the chat rooms a few days ago and read this comment, made by a man to a woman - "your hot for 54""
Now, most of you who comment here will immediately see where the poor phule went wrong [we'll ignore the your in place of you're for arguments sake].
"For 54" ........ watch the follow-through on that backhand, will ya?
I never realized that hotness had a caveat with it.
I looked at the woman's profile pictures [no longer gold for good reasons]. Her pics were hot ......... at any age.
So, me being me, I mentid it in the room, saying he would have been better served if he had stopped after hot ....... and guessing it fell on deaf ears/blind eyes.
I get a laugh at people falling over themselves, trying to draw women off into another chat room, wanting to K!K with them, or some other ploy to get them all to themselves. Reminds me of a movie ene.
Or when a woman enters the chat room.
So, if you ever want to learn what to NOT do when chatting with a woman, go in and just watch the chat [try to not laugh too hard].
Rational, funny, thoughtful chat just might work ......... cause the other kind usually doesn't.
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Feb. 15th
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Posted:Feb 15, 2018 7:35 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2018 4:44 am
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So Valentine's Day is now in the rear view mirror [except for those who may be celebrating the day this weekend due to matters of time and distance],
And that means that Spring should be just around the corner .......
And St. Patrick's Day.
I'm not Scottish [I'm half Irish [bottom half btw]] but I love the sentiment
Might even be shorts weather next week. Keep in mind that means shorts weather for Canadians, not for everyone. While most may be Irish on St. Paddy's Day, a temperature above 0C will bring out the Canucks and their shorts or suits.
Don't get me wrong, it is beautiful here in the winter.
My new hometown
My original hometown
But I am really looking forward to the warmer temps and all that come with it
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What day is it??
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Posted:Feb 14, 2018 6:51 pm
Last Updated:Feb 21, 2018 7:10 am
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Valentine's Day? Are you sure? Well, that would explain all the guys rushing around like a chicken with it's head cut off.
It's not like the day sneaks up on them, it's the same date every year.
If I were to offer them a tip, it would be,
but not the crazy, frenzied buy buy buy, the sentiment and special treatment we give out. And yes, I may be
but it is worth saying.
Any day and every day should be special,
and don't hesitate to let them know,
Ok, Han is being an ass [don't be a genuine asshat]. Love them for who they are,
Happy Valentine's Day
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Upcoming Valentine's Day Conundrum
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Posted:Feb 11, 2018 8:21 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2018 6:28 pm
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Hello again! Unless you have been living in a cave ... on a tropical island .... cut off from [what we call] civilization, you know that Valentine's Day is just around the corner.
And with that day, there comes myriad feelings - anticipation, depression, anxiety, happiness, giddiness, jaded, love, overwhelmed, underwhelmed, .... and the list goes on.
If you're alone, what is stopping you from buying yourself something? At least you'll know that you are getting something that you will really like, and you won't have to fret over whether or not you will be getting something in return = goodbye doubt and uneasiness!
And when you are wondering ...... self, where should I shop where I can get something that I will enjoy, use frequently, and just the thought of it will make me smile?
I happen to be quite familiar with a particular website that caters to personal care ...... of a fashion
One of the great things about this site, especially for fellow Canadians, is it is in Canadian $$ [cause our dollar suxxxxxxxxxx right now lol]. Add in the free shipping and rapid delivery, although I don't quite understand how a package can get to me in NB quicker than it can to a friend's place in Ontario .... when the company ships from Ontario, it makes it a very thought provoking spot to shop
Now, one theory for the quick shipping here is our standing in Canada when it comes to the top cities in Canada purchasing from this site. The 2017 top 15 are: 1. Fredericton New Brunswick 2. Fort McMurray Alberta 3. St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador 4. Lethbridge Alberta 5. Kamloops British Columbia 6. Red Deer Alberta 7. Sherwood Park Alberta 8. Waterloo Ontario 9. Prince George British Columbia 10. Thunder Bay Ontario 11. Dartmouth Nova Scotia 12. Medicine Hat Alberta 13. North Bay Ontario 14. Moncton New Brunswick 15. Kelowna British Columbia
and this year's standing just came out -2018
1. Victoria British Columbia 2. Fort McMurray Alberta 3. Fredericton New Brunswick 4. Grand Prairie Alberta 5. St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador 6. Vancouver British Columbia 7. Dartmouth Nova Scotia 8. Medicine Hat Alberta 9. Moncton New Brunswick 10. Airdrie Alberta 11. Calgary Alberta 12. Kelowna British Columbia 13. Regina Saskatchewan 14. North Bay Ontario 15. Kingston Ontario
I have done my part to try to help my city regain the top spot in the standings, although top 3 isn't bad! And with 4 Maritime cities in the top 9, we know where the pervs are
Whatever you decide to do on that day, remember, it is just a day, and if you need a special day to treat someone special ..... you might be missing out on the bigger picture.
And no, I didn't forget to mention the site [although most of you probably already know what it is], pink [not the singer] cherry [not the tree] dot [not polka] ca
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A "thrilling" Halloween
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Posted:Oct 31, 2017 8:26 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2018 6:36 am
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Ahahahahahahahaha It's close to midnight Something lurids lurking in the park She's out there under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart You want to stream But wifi cuts out before you can take it The camera starts to freeze A sharp pain hits you right between your eyes You're paralyzed
Cause it’s a thrill for her Thrill for her And no one’s gonna see you From the bush you hide behind
You know it’s a thrill for her Thrills tonight You’re fighting for your breath You’re in for a thrill tonight, yeah
Ahahahahahahahaha She’s gonna swing it tonight Ahahahahahahahaha You hear a door slam And realize there's nowhere else to hide You feel the cold hand of fear Yet still hope she'll thrill you in the night
You don’t dare close your eyes And hope that it’s not just your imagination Girl you got such a smile
You hear a noise from behind Please let there be time Cause she’s such is thriller Thrill me to night And no one’s gonna see you From the bush you hide behind You know it’s a thrill for her
Thrills tonight You’re fighting for your breath You’re in for a thrill tonight, yeahAhahahahahahahaha She’s gonna hit the highs tonight Hurry up, hurry up Darkness falls across the park The magic hour is close at hand Naughty thoughts crawl inside my head To tantalize with every part shed
And whatsoever may be found Including what covered that sweet mound Turns to face me as her bra fell
And leave me a broken shell She’s gonna thrill me tonight She’s gonna thrill me tonight Ooh, babe She’s gonna thrill me tonight Cause she’s a man- killer
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Halloween is just around the corner
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Posted:Oct 26, 2017 6:17 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2017 6:18 pm
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Contrary to popular belief ..... or wishes, I have not fallen off the face of the planet [cause it doesn't have one, but that is a whole different kettle of fish].
With Halloween coming up, I though I would take a stab a a few Halloween type songs, altered to fit better with the readership
Liberally stolen from "Black Magic Woman"
"Cwazy Sexy Woman"
Want a cwazy sexy woman Want a cwazy sexy woman
Everyone wants a cwazy sexy woman Got me so outa my mind I can't see
Cause she’s a cwazy sexy woman She brings the devil outa me.
Why don’t you come back, baby Why don’t you come back, baby
Yes, keep wiggling your hips at me baby Who knows what you have in your bag of trixxx
Keep wiggling those hips baby You’re definitely perking up my magic stick
Get your scent on me baby Get your scent on me baby
Yes you got your scent on me baby Getting me hard as stone I want you so bad sexy woman Please don’t leave me alone
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One lab accident away from becoming a supervillain
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Posted:Jun 19, 2017 12:37 pm
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2017 5:39 pm
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In case some of you have been wondering, for the last few months I have been out experiencing life instead of writing about it, and rest assured, I have lots of material to write about this summer. I have been fortunate enough to have found a wonderfully amazing woman who actually wants to experience this life, and the adventures that go along with it, with me. She is also on the site and this has allowed me to witness, first hand, the dizzying array of, for lack of a better term, asshat messages women receive, and how clueless some, not all, “men” can be.
The following series of messages is from one source. As you can see when you read them, he sent 7 messages before a response was sent, and it was sent to see what reply would arrive, and he did not disappoint. After each message I’ll add my own “gem of wisdom” lol.
U a girl? 4/16/2017 10:36 pm Way to break the ice, I’m sure all women like being asked if they are female ………
Got a face pic? 4/16/2017 10:36 pm Better question would have been, do you have one you would like to share with me ………. Because sending face pics to total strangers is what all the cool are doing now.
Just saw u broadcasting and just saw a dude but then u showed up do its all good. I liked what I saw and would like to see more. I'm D---- btw. What's ur name? 4/16/2017 10:38 pm Insert name in place of face pic into above response ….. something he has no trouble with
Just got a bit of u playing solo and I'd love to chat u up sometime! My cell is (***) ***-****. Any chance I could score ur name and number and possibly line up some sex? 4/16/2017 10:43 pm People actually still say “score your number”? He's watching too many credit score commercials! And as to “lining up some sex” ……… probably won’t be with you Smooth Operator …….
How goes ur Local Sexy Swingers experience? Any chance I could have sex with u sometime? 4/19/2017 7:57 am You almost have to give him credit for persistence ……. Or he is 10 second Tom from 50 First Dates ….. I’m going with the latter here.
Would u be interested in coming over to my place for some hot sex? 4/19/2017 8:03 am Assuming he has the heat turned way up as that would probably be the only way the sex would be hot …….
Any luck finding what ur looking for? 4/19/2017 7:34 pm Pretty sure she has found what she ISN”T looking for
And the response sent to the first set of messages: I'll answer your messages in order Yes, and it's kind of insulting you ask that Yes I do I don't give my name out to strangers No, you can't "score" my name and #, and "line up some sex"????? Snowballs chance in where?? Yes, going to a total stranger's house sounds like fun!! ..... Yes I have. 4/19/2017 8:20 pm
Thanks for the reply but not the reply I was hoping for. So no name and no number and no sex and no coming to my place? How about ur schedule? What's ur schedule like? 4/19/2017 10:19 pm How many no’s does it take for this guy??
Not sure if u were being "sarcastic" when u said going to a strangers house could be fun. But yeah I'm pretty fun. Wanna chat sometime and see if we can work something out or u just looking to cam? 4/20/2017 12:15 am Took him 2 more hours to wonder if it was sarcasm ……… we thought “snowballs chance in where” would have been a not so subtle clue ….. guess not …. should have aimed lower …… a lot lower. He also attached a pic of his bedroom ……….. I think they shoot really bad slasher movies there.
I see u viewed my profile. Wanna chat sometime? 5/8/2017 8:29 pm Damn Local Sexy Swingers and their random profile views.
A reply No I didn't, that was Local Sexy Swingers generating profile views. 5/8/2017 8:35 pm
Ah. How goes things in ur world? 5/8/2017 10:30 pm What colour is the sky in yours??
I like ur pics and have watched u on cam a few times. Any chance I could have sex with u this weekend at my place and perhaps have an adult beverage or two and just enjoy each other's company? 6/16/2017 8:57 am An adult beverage or two??? What movies or TV show is this guy watching?? I will refer you back to the snowballs chance in where reply for this one.
Would u fuck my cock? 6/16/2017 5:06 pm He says adult beverage and then comes out with this 6 hours later ……. must have had a few too many adult beverages ………
Car crash and have to look reply Does that actually work??? 6/16/2017 9:27 pm
I think u might be the first. U like my room? Wanna chat and see if we click? 6/16/2017 9:48 pm He resends the pic of his room ….. further evidence that he is 10 second Tom ……. and does not have a clue.
Comedic interest How many women have you had in that room? 6/16/2017 10:16 pm
Not sure, I haven't really counted. U interested or no? I'm pretty straightforward and just looking for drama free no strings attached sex. U game? 6/16/2017 10:19 pm Might suggest he count the bodies in his backyard as guessing none of the women came back …. or were seen again!!
So what are u up to tonight? Who is the lucky guy or girl? When I saw u on cam last u were with a girl and I saw a Fit 4 Less gym back in the background. Do u go to that gym or was that bag belonging to ur lady friend? Would u care to work out with me sometime? 6/16/2017 10:26 pm He notices a gym bag but fails to pick up any of the obvious hints in messages ……. amazing attention to detail!!!! …….
I would of coarse wear a condom even though I got myself fixed a few hrs ago cause I do play safe.. 6/16/2017 10:49 pm The reply says it all
Me You got yourself fixed a few hours ago???? Wow, you must be impervious to pain! 6/17/2017 8:57 am
I meant to saw a few yrs ago.. 6/17/2017 11:57 am How do you make that mistake??!! You would think that would be forever etched in, what's left of, his brain.
U like Pina Colada's? 6/17/2017 1:23 pm He attaches a pic …… straight out of left field.
Stay tuned for more as I am sure he isn’t done ……….even though he is so done.
Feel free to share any similar stories
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Afternoon delight
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Posted:May 19, 2017 4:15 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2017 2:23 pm
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His heartbeat was steady all the way there as he was focused on the goal, getting there and finding the place. Once those hurdles had been cleared, he could relax and kill a little time as he left himself a healthy margin of error to ensure he wasn’t late. After all, a gentleman does make a lady wait for him, he shows up on time, just another way of showing her that she matters.
A little window shopping, and a short drive later, he was sitting outside of where she was visiting, waiting patiently for the appointed hour. His phone pinged with her special tone and his heart sped up a little bit. She wanted to know if he had found the place, and he replied “that big blue building? Nope, must have missed it when I drove by it ”. Her lol was followed a few minutes later with her asking him if he was there yet, and since he had been there for 10 minutes already, he told her he was waiting downstairs for her, and at what door. He could perfectly picture the smile on her face as she read that.
Getting out of his car, he moved to the front of it to patiently wait for her to walk out. It was a toss-up as to who missed who more so they agreed to call it a tie. It was a comfortably cool day, but for April in New Brunswick it was very nice [fuckin’ cold for you sun bunnies. To put it in perspective for you, it was about 40F. Now you know Canadians wear light clothes and shorts in January when we are in the South lol].
Lost in his thoughts, the click of the door made his head snap up, just in time to see her walk through the door with her 1000 watt smile aimed right at him. He immediately started walking towards her and they met in the middle of the parking lot, a quick kiss, followed by a huge hug, and then a long deep kiss with their bodies pressing against each other in the longing they both shared.
Walking back to the car, he opens her door for her, kisses her again, as he always does when he gets the door for her, and watches her slide into the passenger seat, before closing the door and circling around to the driver’s side and getting in to the car, leaning over for another kiss, like he always does. She is a great kisser so he wants as many as he can get.
Turning out of the parking lot, he headed out of town as they had some time to kill. “Going for a drive?” she asked, and he just smiled and blew her a kiss. She slid her hand onto his thigh and he did the same once they got on the highway. He could see her smile out of the corner of his eye as she knew where they were heading, and as he took the exit, her hand tightly squeezed his thigh and she leaned in to kiss him on his neck.
Pulling into the parking lot of the walking park, he drove over to their usual spot, parked the car, opened the sunroof, and turned the car off. Undoing his seatbelt, he turned to her as she was doing the same to him. Time flew as they kissed, touched, talked, and kissed some more. As their hands explored each other, her hand wandered down to his belt, and continued down to cup and rub his groin. Her smile got bigger as she could feel the effect she was having on him. Back up to his belt, she skillfully undid it one handed, then the button on his jeans, and slid her hand under his underwear to slide over and around his very hard cock.
Knowing what she wanted, he scooched his ass up and pullede his jeans and underwear down to his ankles. “Someone’s in a naughty mood” she said as she lowered her mouth over his cock and started to lick and suck. As this was happening, a few more cars pulled in and disgorged people to take a walk on the walking paths off of the parking area. None seemed to notice what was going on just a few dozen metres away. Running his fingers through her hair, he leaned in to whisper to her “I wish my cock was in your pussy right now!”. With a long kiss to the head of his cock, she looked up and said “I can do something about that!”.
Moving back to her seat, she quickly pulled her pants and underwear off with the biggest smile in the world on her face. Looking over at me, her eyes were blazing with their intensity. He took a second to recline his seat back as far as it would go and laid back to enjoy his view of her. Turning, she positioned herself to straddle him, raising her right leg over him and making sure the left didn’t whack the emergency break or the stick shift … she had another stick in mind!
Positioning herself over him, she looked down to see him smiling up at her. She takes one last quick look around, and not seeing anyone close by, she reached down to grab his cock to guide it into her dripping wet pussy. Her eyes closed as he slid into her, and she slowly started to ride him, enjoying the shared feeling of being together like this. He ran his hands up under her bra and shirt, pushing them up to expose her wonderful breasts, pinching her nipples between his fingers. He notices her eyes glancing to her left and she tells him “we have company” as a car pulls in beside them.
To be continued ………..
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Baubles, Bangles, & Beads
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Posted:Apr 4, 2017 7:26 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2017 2:15 pm
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Peggy Lee sang of baubles, bangles, and beads a long time ago
And as a man who adores the female form, I also appreciate the accessories they are gracious enough to share, those bright baubles, beautiful bangles, and bedazzling beads, not to mention the precious pearls.
Whether he buys it for her or she buys it for herself, I love how it draws the eye to that part of her body, like a moth to a flame.
When she is getting dressed,
undressed,
or delightfully in dishabille.
They can also be used to heighten pleasure,
when she is in a naughty mood
or he is
A man will buy her jewelry to let her know how he feels about her and how sexy he knows she is, and he wants others to see it too. Seeing her smile as she wears it is all he needs, as that smile easily outshines any bauble she may have on.
Shut the door XOXO
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Health notice!!
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Posted:Apr 3, 2017 2:39 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2020 8:32 pm
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I've been thinking about this subject for a while, and although my writing has been sparse lately, I think I'm getting back into the swing of things. Amazing what a little inspiration can do
Cuddling is one of my favourite things to do [with someone, pillows just don't cut it ]. And there are some amazing health benefits to it.
It boosts the immune system through the release of oxytocin, a feel-good hormone. Cuddling releases this hormone.
Cuddling relieves pain, once again, due to the release of oxytocin.
It helps to deepen feelings, through touching, an important non-verbal communication method, which also allows for verbal communication as you lay in each other's arms.
It reduces stress ...... and it's that oxytocin again .... a damn impressive hormone!!!
Reduces the risk of heart disease ....... go ahead, guess why.
It helps combat social anxiety ....... and you know why, the wonder hormone!!
And I know this will come as a shock to most of you, but cuddling can actually lead to sex!!!!!!!! Imagine that! Personally, I prefer naked cuddling and that is how I sleep [naked, not cuddling, unless I have a cuddle friend with me, then it's both]
So in the interest of your health, I implore you, cuddle as much as you can, preferably naked, it's the healthy choice And if you don't have a cuddle friend handy, why not
Shut the door XOXO
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Taking a Chance Part 2
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Posted:Apr 2, 2017 12:40 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2018 6:30 am
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Negotiating our way through traffic, my right hand gentling stroking the inside of her left thigh, her left hand on the back of my neck sending shivers down my spine. Our conversation is light and teasing as we refer back to our time together, sharing our thoughts and feelings from that night. I am struck by how similar our recollections are, seeing things through the same filter, picking up on the same things, aware of the same sensations. It gives me an insight into who she is, a deeper connection is building seemingly all on its own.
Being with someone who loves to touch, and be touched, just as much as you do is a giddy feeling so it was natural that I had to focus extra hard on my driving, after all, I was carrying precious cargo. As we pulled into our first destination, I parked the car and went around to open her door for her. As she stepped out, I pressed my body up against hers and looked into her eyes as I gave her a long, wet, deep kiss that left both of us smiling.
Holding the door open, I followed her into the store and we immediately turned to our left to see the wall of women’s heels and knee and thigh high boots. Watching her browse through them, I was imagining how she would look in them ….. just them. It’s a very nice thought.
Moving deeper into the store, we browse the displays, and shelves, taking the time to admire this, show each other that, each time taking the opportunity to brush a hand here, run a finger along there, whisper a word or steal a kiss. It is easy to see what she likes as her eyes light up when she reaches for something that has caught her eye. She already has an idea of what I like and I watch as she gravitates to those articles in particular. I know that anything she picks would look good on her but unfortunately this store does not have a changing room so after 15 minutes or so we decide to leave and move on to our next destination.
Fortunately, it is only a shout jaunt down the road, and as we park I lean over for yet more kisses and I can see the fire in her eyes. Meeting her at her door for yet more kisses, we eventually walk into the store laughing. We are immediately met by a large display of reduced merchandise which we quickly browse through before moving farther in to the store. A wall of panties and bras evolves into racks of lingerie and outfits, with displays of toys and other fun accessories at the back of the store.
We take turns showing outfits to each other, although they are all for her, which is 100% ok with me. She picks out something black as she knows I have a fondness for that colour. As we are about to move, I notice a silver outfit that would look super sexy on her. She loves to dance and I know it would look great under the lights of a dance floor, drawing eyes to her, which she already does.
We take the 2 items up to the woman working there and ask if she can try them on. She points us to the changing room, just a curtain closing off an enclosed space, and we move back to it. She goes in and right away I can see her jeans drop to the floor, and then my imagination takes over, seeing her taking the rest of her clothes off. I get my phone out as I will want to take a couple pictures of her in the outfit to show her, and to perv her with too
After a minute or so I ask her how she is making out as I stick my head behind the curtain, catching her half in, or half out depending on your point of view, of the black outfit. I can see she is having trouble with a zipper so I step in to help her with it. I am hyper aware of her nakedness and proximity to her as I help her with the zipper, cupping her breast so she doesn’t get pinched, and we eventually get the zipper up amid some laughing and touching. She looks great in it as I take pics of her in the full length mirror. It does look and feel fantastic on her. With a wonderful kiss, I back out to let her try the second outfit on because if I stay there with her, she won’t get a chance to try it on.
From under the curtain, I can see her stepping into the second outfit and I give her another 15 seconds or so before I step behind the curtain again. I love how it hugs her body as I run my hand over her breasts, giving each a squeeze as I pull her in for a kiss, rubbing myself against her and whispering in her ear, telling her how sexy she looks in it. Then we take a few pictures as I plant a few more kisses on her and explore her body a bit more. Is it hot in here??
Reluctantly leaving her to change back into her clothes, I spend my time looking at the pictures we just took. I think she will be happy with them as I send them to her phone. As she comes out from behind the curtain she asks me which one I like the best, and I tell her I want her to pick the one she liked better as they are both sexy on her. Making her choice [which one do you think she chose?], she hands it to the salesperson who tells her that the item she chose entitles her to pick something from the display at the front of the store as a free gift. Back to the front of the store we go and we eventually pick something that I found, very similar to what we had talked about earlier when it came to what I imagined her in at a party. To find out what it was, you’ll have to come to a party sometime and find out for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it
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Taking a Chance
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Posted:Apr 1, 2017 1:09 am
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2017 9:32 am
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I asked her if she wanted to meet for lunch and she readily accepted. I don’t know who was happier, but I am going to say I was since I was the one doing the asking, and since I’m writing this, I can embellish to my heart’s content!! We decided on a time and I told her I would be there early as a man does not keep any woman, and especially a sexy woman like her, waiting. I would be picking her up from work so got there 30 mins early and to kill a bit of time I decided to take a walk around town as the weather was beautiful ….. for New Brunswick.
About 10 mins before our meet time she texted me and asked me if I was here yet. In response, I sent her a picture of where we were meeting for lunch, then a picture of the building she works in, and finally a picture of the store where she works. Her replies were smiles and then more smiles and a big kiss emoticon that I knew she would emulate when she was finally standing in front of me.
My phone buzzes with a text from her letting me know she is just tidying things up and will be out in a few minutes. And that is how you can make a couple minutes feel like an hour, when you are waiting for something or someone you really really really want. When we lay eyes on each other we both light up and step into the best hug ever and a quick kiss that is just not, and never will be, enough.
I let my eyes take her in, admiring her every curve, the way she moves, feels, smells, and tastes, her assault on my mind, body, and senses overwhelming, and one I surrender to willingly. Walking out into the sunshine, merging with the lunchtime crowd, I am oblivious to those around me, except for the sexy woman beside me, her hand in mine, voice in my ear, scent on my skin from our hug and kiss.
Our conversation is effortless as we wind our way down the street, and we manage to navigate without incident which is surprising as we don’t seem to take our eyes off each other until we get to our restaurant of [her] choice. As I glance away from her to grab the door handle and open it for her I let my hand run down her back and over her ass as she walks through the door and she turns her head to flash that 1000 watt smile at me. It is true when they say that a woman’s smile is her sexiest curve!
She leads me back through the restaurant to a booth at the back, saying she wants me all to herself …. She is a mind reader too by the way. I help her take her jacket off and then she turns back in to me and steps in close for a longer, deeper, wetter kiss that leaves me tingly and wanting more. I know she can see it in my eyes as she slides down on to her seat. I debate whether to sit beside her and decide not to and I know I would not want to, and could not, keep my hands off of her. Not the place for that dammit!!
We sit across from each other and we both reach out for the others hand at the same time, our fingers interlocking and then disengaging to trace lines and circles on each other’s hand and arm only to intertwine again. The conversation never lags as we form our own little bubble in space and time, only occasionally interrupted by our waitress, who we welcome in for her brief visits. After the waitress leaves us after giving us our drinks, I reach into my pocket to get the little gift I had picked up for her, something she had mentioned to me a few weeks previously. I asked her to close her eyes, which she did, and placed it in her hands. The smile on her face as she opened her eyes was all I needed to know. As to what it was …. I’ll leave that up to your imagination.
With the more than occasional kiss across the table, lunch flies by, as I knew it would. The meal was memorable and I can’t tell you if my food was good or not …. nor do I care as I would go back there in a heartbeat just for the memories that spot is guaranteed to bring back. The waitress cleans off our table and brings the bill, which we paid and I stepped out of our booth and moved around to her side, taking her jacket to help her with it. I took the opportunity to run my had down her back again and along the top of her bum before holding up her jacket which she slid into as smoothly as she then slipped into my arms for the best kiss ..... or three.
Walking out, we walked hand in hand down the street to where I had parked my car, enjoying standing closer than close as we waited for the light to change so we could cross the street. I walked her around to the passenger seat of my car, gave her a quick kiss and opened her door. As she turned to sit down, I grabbed her and spun her back to me, telling her I wanted more, kissing her with the same passion as I had the last time I had seen her, a passion she returned 10 fold. The feel of her body up against mine was intoxicating and I reluctantly moved back and helped her into the car before moving around to get into the driver’s seat. The huge smile on her face was all the invitation I needed to lean over and kiss her again …. and again …. and again.
Finally shifting the car into reverse, we negotiate our way out of the parking lot and pull onto the road and head into town to go where we had discussed going during lunch. Somewhere where we could get a little closer to each other and have a lot of fun doing it.
But that will have to wait until next time. Come back tomorrow to see where we wind up
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Valentine's Day replay - Conclusion
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Posted:Feb 14, 2017 8:10 am
Last Updated:Mar 17, 2017 4:52 pm
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and her body tenses up as she comes to the realization that there is another man in the room. How long has he been there? Is it someone she knows or a stranger? No, he wouldn’t bring a stranger into this, so who is it? Are there any other men in the room? Who has been touching her? All this runs through her head in a flash. But before she has time to react any further, his voice is in her ear, telling her this night is all about her, and that having another man’s hands on her has been one of her fantasies, and his as well. It is someone she knows, and has flirted with, but, if she is a good girl, she will get to find out who he is later. Hearing that, she relaxes, trusting in him, knowing he would never do anything to violate that trust.
Without realizing it, her head had come up off of the table, but trusting him, she lays back down to enjoy what is to come. Hands move to undo her bra, but whose hands? She finds the unknown very arousing and being blindfolded has heightened her other senses, so any touch is magnified. The hands that undo her bra also slide it out from under her so she is now completely naked on the table, under the eyes, and hands, of two, of more men. Now that her hands are restrained, the urge to touch herself is stronger than ever.
One set of hands start massaging her feet and legs while the other man starts on her arms. Instead of trying to figure out who is her husband, she just enjoys the sensation of two men touching her. One man works his way up her left side and the other one down her right side. Neither is in a rush but at the same time, neither is lingering in any one area. They work in silence, with the only sounds are the sighs, gasps, and little noises of pleasure that escape from her. Neither man knows which of them has elicited each little noise, and neither of them cares. This evening is all about her. Eventually each has gone all the way up or down her body and they reverse course, working a little faster this time. Her muscles feel completely relaxed, and absolutely excited and tingling at the same time.
As the men’s hands meet in the middle, she feels one set of hands running across her pussy, then the other set. Or is it one man’s hand, then another, but by this point she doesn’t care. She lets her body take over and she rides the wave. They brush across her clit, sometimes pausing to swirl or rub, then one, then the other, take turns sliding one, then two, fingers inside her, confirming for them how wet she already knew she was. One set of lips engulf one nipple and start to lick, suck, and tease, to be followed by another mouth on the other, doing the same. By now, both men’s bodies are pressed up against the table, and by moving her hands just a little, she can just brush against each of them. Feeling her touch, both men lean in a bit more, allowing her to feel a little more. She quickly realizes that each man is not wearing pants, just underwear, and their bulges bear witness to how much they are enjoying the experience too.
As she starts to wiggle in yearning, someone’s hand starts to play with her pussy, sliding in and out of her, increasing their tempo in time with her wiggling. As her pleasure builds, another hand resumes playing with her clit, rubbing and teasing it in ever increasing strokes. As her body takes over, her hands slide under their underwear to grab onto their cocks. A part of her is conscious of how wet the tips of them are, and how hard they are, which only pushes her over the edge that much faster. The little range of motion available to her hands limits her movement but the men don’t seem to mind as they are focused on her. Quicker than she thought possible, her pussy clenches onto the fingers inside of her and she cums, seemingly in wave after wave as her body completely dominates her mind.
Collapsing back onto the table, her mind slowly returns to reality. As her breathing starts to return to normal, she hears his voice next to her asking her if she enjoyed her Valentine’s Day gift. I think we all know the answer to that she replies. Assuming she is free to talk now, she asks him who the other man is and to untie her so she can she for herself. He laughs as he tells her, sorry beautiful, you broke the rules when you moved your hands. I guess you’ll just have to wait until the next time to find that out. With that, he thanks his friend for helping make her fantasy come true and she hears footsteps leave the room and the door shutting. Are you going to untie me know? In a few minutes, I want to give him time to get dressed and leave. I know how you think he says. If I let you up now, you’ll look out the window to see who is leaving. She laughs as he is right so she settles back to enjoy the afterglow of her orgasms. Five minutes later, she hears a car drive away and he moves to untie her hands. Once her hands are free, she removes her blindfold and looks him in the eye. Sitting up, she pulls him towards her and kisses him deeply. Thank you for a wonderful Valentine gift you sexy man. Running through her mind are three things: I love his creative mind, what can I do for him on his birthday, and who was the other man. The latter will have to wait til next time but the second one has many possibilities ……… yes, many sexy possibilities ………. I wonder which one of my girlfriends would be agreeable ………..
Happy Valentines Day everyone
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