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Posted:Apr 25, 2014 9:44 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2014 1:11 am
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this is gonna be a simple one.
last month i realized that i sent almost 1500 emails so far on this site... some members might have received multiple emails but it means 1000+ female members have decided that i'm not worth it. if i had a low self esteem i'd be suicidal. but now i'm thinking, what if all of these females accepted to meet and have sexual relations i would be so wore out i'd probably get tired of sex.
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Posted:May 22, 2013 6:43 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2013 10:29 am
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here is my problem, most women here are gonna hate me for this but it's just weird.
90% of the ladies in the chat room are just a bunch of teasers.
they come in the rooms to vent about bullshit that they would talk about in the beauty parlor.
when we ask them if they wanna have fun, they say, no just here to chat.
if we wanted to chat, we can just walk into a beauty parlor and chat with the ladies. i didn't spend $30 for that.
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this email not good enough???
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Posted:May 15, 2013 6:30 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2013 4:32 am
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well, where do i start, nice pictures. I see you like high heels and big platforms. it must mean you are nice and short. your pics are not the best but i like to discover things on my own. kind of like an adventure and then get happily surprised that you are as cute as I imagined.
As for the sex, wow, your description of what you're looking for is mind-blowingly close to what i like. Intense kissing before the real thing, i love it. and then when i see you walk out the room, you wobble as if my dick was still in your pussy, and then you're like OMG I'm late for work. and i tell you babe, it's sunday, we've been fucking since friday night, you called in sick for your saturday which was yesterday already. and you turn around and give me that surprised look, then put yout face in your hands and say oh. right. let's go to the pool to say hi to the sunny weather we missed the day before. i give you a great massage on the lounge chair by the pool and we accidently start kissing and then fucking by the pool. i think i used the right "then" in this email. lol. if you think you can keep up, email me back babe and we'll see how much sex a human body can have before it burts in flames.
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my first real anal
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Posted:May 13, 2013 10:30 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2014 9:29 am
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had my first full anal sex today and i loved it. she was tight but not too tight.
I had to focus real hard not to explode in her ass.
i'm getting a hard on just thinking about it.
woohoo...
i always knew it would be amazing but now i know.
I am an anal sex lover and i'm proud to be.
next fantasy is to fuck in an airpplane and join the mile high club.
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Posted:May 8, 2013 8:26 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2013 7:08 pm
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how do you respond to a warm whisper in your ear telling you how pretty and sexy you are?
italiansokerfan: how do you react to a hand holding your waist but slowly moving towards your breats on the day that you decided that you won't wear a bra.
italiansokerfan: how do you feel when someone's hot tongue is deep in your mouth and taste of strawberry syrup
italiansokerfan: what do you do if while in a dark nightclub dancing you feel that there is something really hard in the pants of the guy you are with
italiansokerfan: what comes to mind when you look up into the eyes of a guy and feel the sexual tension and your heart makes that double-beat louder than the bass in the club
italiansokerfan: where do you put your hands when his hands are going down in your pants when you know your pussy is soaking wet.
italiansokerfan: what do you say you feel a tongue licking your neck and kissing your ears?
italiansokerfan: how loud do you moan when fingers slowly reach your swollen clit and rub it very gently.
italiansokerfan: how long can you wait before you become that man that scared you away and ask to go off somehwere private.
italiansokerfan: how fast do you walk to dissapear into the shadows and return the attention given to you.
italiansokerfan: and finally what will you do if condoms are not available.
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Chemical Bonds
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Posted:Apr 21, 2013 8:24 am
Last Updated:Apr 21, 2013 3:29 pm
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Working at her station today, Erica felt that someone was staring at her.She turned around and noticed his coworker Jason just standing behind her with blank eyes. She looked at him and waived and he suddenly woke up from her day dream. Slightly suprprised, she says: oh sorry, jason I was just... never mind, and walked away. Jason didn't think twice of the situation and went back to work. About half hour later, same thing happen again but this time she noticed he was a little pink, being asian, it's easy to spot on his pale skin. She ask: Are you ok, Jason? He smiled and said: everything is fine, very fine, as his eyes were going up and doing her body and walked away. She felt a sudden rush and smiled.
The next day Erica woke up from a vivid wet dream involving Jason. She was ashamed and excited at the same time. So she decided to see where he stands. As a pharmacist, the white coat is mandatory but she decided to wear her sexiest bra and tank top she could find in her closet, and a tight red skirt.
When she got to work, she walk the walk and tried to flirt with her body without saying any words.
Jason was not the hottest guy she knews but was cute enough and had nice hands and muscles. So she did her thing and fortunately, Jason noticed but didn't make any moves all day, he just looked and smiled.
She was starting to lose her will. And as the closing time approached she stopped her thing. She was just sitting on a high chair watching the clock. Jason on the other hand was scheming. He locked the front door and posted the closed sign. Went to the back room and paged Erica on the speakers. She walked to the backroom. She got there and saw jason sitting on a chair and suddenly music started to play on the speakers. He immediately said, don't worry the door is closed. She looked around and said what are you doing?
Do you know how to strip dance Erica? She looked at him and realized he was staring right at her chest.
She smiled and started swinging her hips. She got her hair loose, and slowly walked towards him while taking the white coat off. She got right in front of him and turned around and bent over so he could have a view of her ass. He grabbed her and unzipped the skirt. She stood up and lowered the skirtto reveal a panty less pussy. His hard dick was starting to show. When she got naked completely, she sat on him and grinded on his hard member. Thats when he got into action. He grabbed her by the hips, and carried her over to the table. He wasted no time. He just unzipped his pants and pulled out his cock.
She had the unexpected surprised to see he was not asian all the way. His manhood was a good 9+ and thick. She looked at himand he smiled saying, chemistry can make miracles.
He then flipped her around and slowly started rubbing his dick on her pussy. Incredibly she was already soaking wet, he fingered her a little and rubbed her juices on his shaft. She was monaning form the finger and when he pushed his dick in her she felt her poussy stretch. She bit her tongue and moan some more. He then proceeded to go all the way till his balls squeezed against her clitoris. She gasped. He did it again, and again, and started fucking her. He was going slow but steady. And she looked at him and said: come on, Jason give it to me. He smiled and grunted as he picked up the pace. The desk was nitting the wall as he used it to leverage his thrusts. She was also pushing herself onto him too. So the intensity was something she liked. She felt his cock tense up and he pulled out quick.
She turned around and received a first load of cum on her face before she could put his cock in her mouth and licked him up and clean and sucked his cock dry. He then realised that he was losing his erection, he smiles and said: chemistry does miracles. He picked her up again, wrapped her legs around his hips and shoved his dick in her again while standing. This made her get even wetter. Her jucies were running down his shaft and on his pants as he was fucking her standing in the middle of the room. He was going hard and deep and was using her body like a little doll. He then walk towards the back wall, and when he got there, he pushed her on it and got even more power to fuck her crazy.
His second load was soon gathering and she felt it. But at the same time her spine started tingling and her orgasm started to kick in and make her wrap her legs tight around him. Unable to do anything he went deep and shot his load deep in her pussy while she was cumming all over him.
They both were gasping for air as they slowly got off the wall and sat on the floor. She was still on top of him but both were staring at eachother as they knew what just happened. She immediately remember that she was in the middle of her ovulation, and he probably jut got her pregnant. The look on her face made him realize how serious it was.
He smiled and said: don't worry, you know we carry Plan B here.
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To fuck or not to fuck
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Posted:Apr 20, 2013 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Feb 1, 2014 9:44 pm
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Philosophical dilemna of when you get a date setup and you get there and you are slightly disappointed by the other party, but not enough to be disgusted by them. You then decide to not be negative and keep things going to see if you change your mind. Or you just kindly say I gotta go.
Anyone been there? What did you do? What was their reaction?
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curved dick?
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Posted:Apr 19, 2013 4:22 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2013 7:27 pm
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I want to know what is up with the guys that have their dicks curved left or right?
is it a birth defect or is it due to one sided masturbation?
or maybe it's the way they out their underwear one.
I always wondered what the fuck is up with that.
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Puzzle worth more than a double PhD in astro physics and quantum mechanics
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Posted:Apr 19, 2013 12:47 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2014 9:29 am
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Why are women so hard to understand?
Do you know how hard men try?
Even women don't undestand themselves.
It's a puzzle so hard to understand and the solution is so important it will save mankind.
A guy acts like a gentlemen and approaches a lady, she decides to be a bitch and rejects him, breaks his heart.
He decides to act like an asshole to mend his heart, he approaches a bitch, get's laid, and then she becomes a lady, he then proceeds to break her heart. she then becomes the bitch that decided to break another gentleman's heart.
And forever the cycle continues.
How do we stop this?
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Stripper fell in love? part 3
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Posted:Apr 16, 2013 12:10 pm
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 10:52 am
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We walk to the bed room, I lay on my front and pass her the massage oil. she says what do i do with this. Full body massage. She pours it on my back and starts. i start to relax and she sits on my ass rubbing her tits on my oily back. Feels good. I moan as she starts to squeeze my muscles. lays on my back and starts licking my ears, her hot tongue going all round my ear and making my shiver, i feel completely in exctasy. she gets more oil and pours it on her and now things start to slide. she rubs her pussy on my ass and reach my cock from between my legs, and starts rubbing it.
I immedialty get hard again. she whispers in my ear, come one let's go back to fucking, i say we got plenty of time. i turn on my back and she sits on me, i look into her eyes and i can tell what she's thinking, i wrap my arms around her and pull her towards me. she hugs me real tight and licks my entire mouth with her tongue. then we start kissing, lots of moaning, and lip locking, i bite her tongue. my hands are now around her hips and i start to move my dick towards her snatch. ishe rubs her pussy against it but i make sure she can't push it in. i tease her while kissing her, it keeps going until my dick naturally gets the right angle an dslide in efortlessly why she moans into my mouth. her super warm pussy juices start to mix with the oil and makes the oil thing so smooth it's like a warm knife in melted butter. so isar fucking her like a wilderbeast. going fast, deep and hard with every thrust, using all my muscles to drive my self into her. she's screaming on top of her lungs and i just keep going. I prop myself up so that i reach the edge of her vagina and i feel like she is losing control of herself. she starts to buck and i slow down, she now has full control and she leverage the bed frame to drive her self unto my cock as hard as she can. Eyes, closed, frawning, she yells:
Oh! yea!, i'm gonna cum!
Oh! yea!, i'm gonna cum!
Oh! yea!, i'm gonna cum!
Oh! yea!, i'm gonna cum!
I say yeah? she moans yes babe i'm Cu... ah...
i'm gonna cum! and as She starts her convulsions, I pick up my speed and shove my dick deeper faster and harder and as I'm going, she's cumming, and I also start to feel my balls tightening.
I gather all the strength in my entire body and give her the ride of her life while I cum deep inside her pussy. I fill her up with all the anticipated cum i was saving from not cumming the three times before that. She crashes on my chest trying to grasp some air as she was holding her breath for the past minute while we both were cumming. we lay down for about 5 minutes before being able to move. We get in the shower, rinse off all the oil, get dressed. On the way to dropping her off, she said the words:
"i like you a lot" probably a hundred times.
she might be faking it but when i look into her eyes, she actually turns red and starts to studder and playing with her hands.
I'm not sure what it is but I think a good fucking can make a gil fall in love.
but then again, maybe i'm wrong. and as i drove off from her house, I hear a ringing in my head.
i look around and it's not my phone. and that's when it dawned on me.
I OPEN MY EYES AND SEE THE GOD DAMN ALARM CLOCK: 7:45 a.m. time to wake up MADAFAKA!!!
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Stripper fell in love? part 2
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Posted:Apr 13, 2013 1:29 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2013 2:15 pm
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I sent her a few text to see if she was working . She said she dpesn't want to but she migt have to. I ask how much she expected to make. Her number was so little i told her i'd spare her the afternoon of shame and give it to her if she joined me at the beach. her answer was obvious. So i got in the car, picked her up and off to deerfield beach.
It was a weekday so it was not too crowded.
We sat on the beach, got sun lotion on each other and enjoy the sunlight while talking about her life and adventures. She really was chatty and I listened to maybe 50%. after a while we decided to get wet.
we walk to the water, waves were coming in kind of strong so i help her in front of me and pushed her with my body into the waves. we played witht he waves for a good half hour and got back to tanning, nothing special. just a regular "couple" having fun on the beach.
After the beach, we went to get food and drove to my apartment. We ate peacefully. then came the fun part. I grabbed her hand and said, let's get rid of all the salt we have on us. so we got in the bathroom, she was looking skiddish, i looked at her and held her tight and undressed her.
walk her to the shower, and SHHHHHHHH... started rinsing her off. Soap stared to make everything slippery, we were really close to each other, and my dick was rubbing against her. she grabbed it and was slowly stroking it. she looked and said, wow, it looks even better in full light. i turned her around and washed her ass, her pussy and everylittle part of her.
then i started rubbing my dick in her ass crack. Wow, that felt awesome.
i kept doing it and started to get closer to her vagina. she was moaning with excitment. and she moaned slowly "condom". I kept rubbing and said yeah, you sure? she said i always use condom. i said me too. as i said that i started to lick her ears and kissing her neck, and the side of her mouth, and strated fingering her with a couple fingers. while my dick was still rubbing against her clit and pussy. She was enjoying the anticipatione even more. So I took her hand, and reach down to my dick, and put her hand around it. I rubbed her hard with my cock and with one solid thrust, I entered her tight pussy. All I heard was: Oh Shit! Yes! and she pushed herself further onto my cock. she was so hot inside i almost came right there, so i stopped moving to regain focus and manage to not cum.
she kept moaning, and i strated to pump her up as deep as I could. slowly but deeply. kept it going fo about 3 minutes and pulled out. she turned and gave me a look that met, why you stop? I sat on the border of the shower and she lowered herself on my hard throbbing cock. more fucking
I pushed her off again to not cum and focus. she looked and said don't come in me. i said ok.
I stood up and bent her over all the way so i could get a view of ass and pussy, i approached her pussy rubbing agaist it, but instead of going in pussy, I went for her tight ass. she yelled out, No, I heard Yes, so I pushed as hard as I could while holding her in place till i felt it pop. AH!
Oh shit, thats tight. so I started to go all out, in and out of her fast and strong. Her No, became, Oh, and then Oh yes, and then don't stop. so i Kept going, and goign and going, and when i almost felt the cum again, pulled out.
she fell on her knees, and said Oh my God don't stop.
I said this is not even half time. let's finish showeringand then go to 2nd half, super slippery massage oil!
to be continued...
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Stripper fell in love?
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Posted:Apr 12, 2013 8:07 am
Last Updated:May 1, 2024 10:52 am
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Typical afternoon,
i'm bored, i decide to check out my local stripclub. They have free lunch and 2-4-1 drinks.
I sit at the far end corner of the bar. order my usual chicken sandwich, and usual yuengling on draft.
I flirt with the sexy young bartender as i alwasy do and she likes it.
I stare at a couple strippers. Nothing special.
Then I notice one girl coming to the stage next to me. I ignore her.
She jumps on stage does her routine as I watch. she gives me the stare. I stare back. when she's about to finish, i walk over slip a couple bills in her panties, turn around and she grabs my hand and says: I was meaning to come to you earlier but I'm a little shy. I say: really? you should have come and said hi.
I go sit. She follows me, i get her a drink, white wine, and we start chatting about useless things in life. she tells me about her situation, , no guys, living with a friend who is a gay and is actually here too. she points and i tell her: here is $20 go dance for you gay friend, she refuses for a second and then says ok. she walsk over there, they talk and she strips for him. he gets uncomfortable, and just stay still. I struggle to hold my urge to laugh... lol
dance is over she walks back and tells me i'm a terrible person. I agree, my mind is filthy sometimes. I tell her i'd like to go in champagne room for full action no limits.
DEAL! We get in the room, i lower the light, sit down and she starts dancing, she then grabs sits on me starts grinding on my hard dick. she turns around and i start to undo my pants without her noticing and put the condom on, she drops her panties down, and sits on my hard dick again, and noticies my naked shaft rubbing against her pussy. she smiles and says: you are bad. she drops to her knees and says sucking ok but no sex. i say fine
she sucks for a while while i starts to finger her. i notice how wet she was. she was tight, my second finger got in and she moans it hurts. i ignore her and kept finger fucking her. she gets all wound up and starts bucking, i stop. she looks at me,takes a deep breath stood up andsat on me with my dick hard as a rock, she grinds a little bit and i proceed to just put my dick in her, it's too tight.she tries to pull away and I hold her in place. still forcing my dick to get in and she starts to moans: no, don't, no. i stop, reach in my pocket for my lube, spray it quicly on my dick. she didnt notice. now it's too late, i'm holding her hips, and she starts grinding. i pause for a second and wait for her to start going down and with a quick thrust i go all the way in her pussy while she lets a loud moan. and says Oh my God that feels good. i start fucking her like crazy, and she kept saying oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, and i hear her whisper: shit, i forgot how good that felt. we switch position and i start fucking her from behind. hard and fast. i pull out and slowly go towards her ass, she says what are you doi... OHHHH! too late i'm already in fully. i start pounding harder faster, and she shoved her face in the couch to muffle her screams. that how i know she was all mine for the time. I kept going and going and finally I came. we collapse on the couch, and she says. holy shit you have the dick i've been searching for. she jumps on me and hugged me real hard and says, I loved it.
we get dressed, we leave the room, and she gives me her private number and says, call me.
to be continued...
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what is your price???
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Posted:Mar 28, 2013 8:48 am
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2014 9:30 am
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I was watching some porn videos the other day,
a guy with a cam walking the streets of europe he walks up to random beautiful ladies and ask them to show their bodies in private for lots of money.
it's real, he talks them out of their clothes and manages to get them naked, and once that happens he throwns more money at them and he gets to fuck them, real random sytrangers in the streets of europe.
Now that got me thinking, and now i realize he is right,
every single women in the world has a price that will make them fuck, no exceptions.
now some ladies are gonna be like no way, i wait till i'm married. etc...
well, it's still the same thing, your price is just included in the dinners, gifts, flowers, dates, rings, and lifestyle that the husband is gonna provide. some of you will say, oh, i wanna wait long time exclusif relationships, well, Time is money, so it's still a price.
everyone has a price. Some prices just vary and come with other things that money can buy. Which makes all women a of low or high value.
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