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"Sports Entertainment"....
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Posted:Dec 3, 2009 8:05 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:48 am
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Ever notice how this his site is like the WWE professional wrestling?
You have all types of characters in every genre, and though there's no need for it to be taken so damn seriously, there are those who are way too into it. And it always seems there just way too much talking between the matches...
'Sports Entertainment'. It's always entertaining and every now and then you get a little sport out of it.
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Another one for ladies...feel free to copy...
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Posted:Nov 29, 2009 9:11 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:48 am
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Lifted from sincityamberxxx's blog
Postion Open:
Fuck Buddy
Start Date: Immediately
About The Employer: (Fill in your basic stats here)
Due to the inconsistency and frustrating nature of the Las Vegas dating scene, the position of FUCK BUDDY is now open. All interested male applicants are encouraged to copy and paste the questionaire below and submit their answers via email.
Compensation: Paid in orgasms and other related fulfillment. The more you work, the more you can earn!
Other Benefits: Back rubs, laughs, ice water
***************begin questionaire*****************************************
Age:
Ethnicity:
Location:
Height:
Weight:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Please list your Fuck Buddy experience(s) below:
Please describe your genital grooming habits:
What is your availability (ie.. 1x per week, 2x per week...etc):
Please answer the following questions regarding ORAL SEX:
Do you enjoy eating pussy?
Please describe your pussy eating skills on a scale of 1 to 10:
Please complete the following % question:
When performing cunnilingus, I employ __% mouth , __% tongue , __% hand(s)
Are you 'taint friendly'?
Do you enjoy receiving fellatio?:
Do you enjoy mutual fellatio/cunnilingus, otherwise referred to as '69'?
Please answer the following questions regarding VAGINAL SEX:
Please list the following positions in order of preference:
1) missionary
2) girl on top
3) doggie style
4) reverse cowgirl
5) spoon
(feel free to supplement this list with unlisted positions)
What is your preferred method/location of giving male ejaculate? :
Please answer the following questions regarding ANAL SEX:
Do you partake in activities in and around your anus?:
(If yes, please list these activities)
What is the desired frequency of these activites (ie..twice per month...etc):
What is your preferred position when engaged in anal intercourse (if applicable):
Please answer the following with TRUE or FALSE:
1) I do not consider 700cc's of silicone implants to constitute a hostile work environment:
2) I do not bring girlfriends, stalking ex-girlfriends or other assorted dramas to my place of employment:
3) I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases: (must answer true)
4) I do not object to the use of condoms: (must answer true)
5) I understand that every effort will be made to induce orgasm(s) for my enjoyment, but do not expect a guarantee of one (or more) if I am having a stressfull day or experiencing any other complication that would inhibit said orgasm:
6) I understand that my 'fuck buddy' will continue to date in the traditional manner, and is free to engage is sexual activity with due notice, but most likely will not during my time of 'employment':
7) I understand that while words such as 'employment' have been used in this questionaire that there is absolutely no financial compensation for this position:
I believe that the only thing better than a tall, sexy fuck buddy is a tall, sexy fuck buddy with a sense of humor:
9) I understand that interviews for qualified candidates will begin on Friday and that if given an appointment time I may be asked to perform cunnilingus:
10) I understand that I may say no to the request for cunnilingus listed above, without damaging my prospects for this position:
11) I understand that if contacted, a picture will be required:
12) I understand that my answers will be held in the strictest confidence:
13) I understand that this ad is real, if not a bit silly and the product of work boredom:
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Just some FYI
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Posted:Nov 25, 2009 8:36 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:48 am
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Here is the basics of my profile for those (like me) who cannot view them.
Just your average horny devil in Sin City, looking to definately please and be please. Always sure to take care of my partner, no one way fun here!
My Ideal Person: Hmmm... well SEXY is an ugly four letter word. Sensual is better. Sexually self-confident is a huge plus. Your color, size, religion don't matter, the fact you want to cum hard and often doing many a fun feel good thing does. I'm not shy, don't scare easily and am completely non-judgemental.
I cannot view profiles nor send out friend requests... so if you're interested, please let me know.
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One for the ladies....
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Posted:Nov 23, 2009 9:02 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2024 1:48 am
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I stole this from Devoshn_'s blog on Alt.com
Words for Women to Live By!
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
12. Remember wherever there is a good looking,sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!
13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are hard.
14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.
15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a who thinks she's wrong.
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WTF...?
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Posted:Mar 8, 2009 1:14 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2009 12:32 am
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Why is it when it seems you should have all the damn time in the world to whatever you damn well please... you end the day wondering where it went.
Sure there is work (for those of you not hit by the drowning Vegas economy).
There is family, including the and cats and dogs.
There is the commute, the red lights the getting cut off and waiving the one fingered flag of discontent.
But it seems like... whenever there may be fun to be had, cum to be shared, orgasms to be built up and put over....
*poof*
Your day just up and disappeared.
Is it just me? Is life really passing by in the HOV Lane at 80mph? Hell, when I'm not looking forward to anything, it's passing like that asshole you wanna' kill for driving 10mph below the speed limit in the middle lane.
Eh? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Screw It or just Screw it up?
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Posted:Jan 16, 2009 12:15 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2009 1:53 am
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Here's a weird one coming from a guy, but maybe a few of you will know (as I know a few ladies have been outspoken on the subject)...
Most of us are on here looking for Friends With Benefits. Right? I mean, that's what is plastered on hundreds of profiles from both the guys and girls.
But as it would seem, for all the work that many of us do to settle each others nerves, build confidence and actually meet... yes many of us dickhead asshole idiot on the hunt who's next guys hit it once (maybe twice) and move on. Well wouldn't just be easier to save the time and effort, hit the easy one's who just want to fuck, as we all know we're out there, and do the deed?
Plus, if you get exactly what you ask for... a FWB, someone to hang with, maybe chat with and otherwise fuck each other's brains out with no strings involved... why fuck it up?
Is it the 'mans' need to hunt? We all know the story of the thrill of the conquest and once we conquer we get hungry for the new thrill of sweet meat. But if you have a NSA FWB... can't you just hit it and still keep looking?
It makes this shit a lot harder for the rest of us. Guess what? Next time a beautiful woman your emailing and texting and talking too at two in the morning reminds you she really is looking for a FWB and 'the last guy said the same thing' but he blew out.. she's probably not bullshittin' you!
We're all here to fuck... a lot. Some of us are here to eat pussy... a lot! Some of you are here to cyber and jerk-off to pics and vids, but we're all here for something.
And yes, many of us are actually here for an NSA Fuckbuddy.
Remember, stick to your buddy!
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Why are we a society in the closet?
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Posted:Dec 28, 2008 12:29 am
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2009 8:30 am
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Now.. before someone shouts something about homophobia, just keep reading.
If we were to take a quick survey of our countries biggest problems at this point in time... the economic crisis is crushing the middle class down through loss of investment, loss of home and loss of job. Drugs, as always are present... world-wide terrorism or crime is, as always, present. There are five million different things we as Americans can concern ourselves with and at the end of the day we still have a bug up our ass about SEX.
Who really cares?
And isn't it ironic that we are such a sexual driven society that is also the most prudish? On TV, entertainment and reality shows with no end to sexy pics, sexy music videos and sexy red carpet pre-shows. But mention sex in public, the workplace or God forbid to a student in a school and its a national frickin' crisis.
We keep the idiot box sex charged all day in the soap operas and 'talk' shows (if you wanna' call them that) themed in "Baby-daddies", affairs or Lesbian Nazi Hookers... but try to teach a horny as fuck how to use a condom properly and go to jail.
Is it really any surprise in the over sexed under fucked country that people are so confused, shut in or shut out over whats right, wrong, taboo or just plain creepy that there are guys sittin' on web cam in the litter box covered in peanut butter while strokin' off with a cheese grater?
Parents are getting more and more lost as to when to give the 'Birds and Bees' talk... because these days can learn more on TV and learn it faster than some folks can keep up.
Why are we so interested in everyone else's sex habits but so afraid of our own?
Is it really necessary for someone to spill their hate for Gays and Lesbians, threaten to kill all the Transsexuals and outright hate everyone who isn't their ideal and then go home to watch their wife suck off the Mastiff while on the internet to find guys who'll jerk off in their faces and then wash it off with their own piss? (and if any of that just turned you on, you're all right in my book just for recognizing it)
Sure their are religious ties to the ageless argument of man versus sex... I understand it. But let's face it, we as Americans have such a high amount of husbands and wives who cheat on their marriage as easily as cheating on their diets... can we use the religious crutch in this argument much longer.
If two guys want to violate their oral and anal openings for love or just plain fun... hey who cares? They aren't forcing it on you.
If a couple meets up with a guy for the purpose letting the missus watch her hubby get fucked up the ass before letting the new guy eat out her messy hubby's creampie... who cares?
If a Trannie gets fucked in a motel room and no one else is there to hear it... did that Trannie really make a sound when it came?
Well... I've either gone way the hell off topic here or stuck to it really well. I dunno'.
Point being, isn't time we worry about our neighbors going homeless, jobless and otherwise falling into this nation's second great depression instead of worrying what makes them cum? The workforce is down, the schools are decaying and the church will always be the church, no matter which church it is... let's get focused.
Maybe all this country really needs... is to get laid.
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