WOMAN
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Posted:Dec 27, 2014 11:49 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2015 9:45 pm
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Woman is a man’s best Friend.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could and live without fear.
She will make him feel that he is the most important man in the room and enable him to be confident, charismatic, debonair and irresistible.
NO WAIT……. SORRY…… I’m thinking of Beer, it’s beer that does all that.
SORRY…
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It is worth it?
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Posted:Dec 26, 2014 8:43 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2015 6:39 pm
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It’s Boxing Day, December 26, 2014, 9 AM… I’m on my way to pick-up my 3 boys so they can be with me for a few days. The morning is calm, about 0C/32F; I jump on the highway, I’m doing about 120kph (just under 75 mph) and see this!
Now I’m with this guy on the highway for about 20 minutes, I’m not sure how far he was going, but obviously further than me, since I exited the highway first. I can’t help but chuckle a little; I grabbed my cell, take a picture, because I just had to write about this. He probably got up at some ungodly hour, waited in line, to get this flat screen. He’s now driving it home in a convertible… and it’s zero out.
I am fairly familiar with Consumer electronics and the pricing of them, so while I admire his determination, I know he is going to be pissed, when he sees that TV at a lower price at Super Bowl time.
Do you go out shopping on Boxing Day looking for post-Christmas deals?
Do you think the effort, lining up in the cold, fighting all the crowds is worth it?
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At Long last
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Posted:Dec 25, 2014 10:55 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2015 6:06 pm
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First things first… Merry Christmas to you and yours!
How I have missed reading your words, perving your pictures and connecting with all of you.
I have return to full perving status (Gold), so I can resume reading profiles, and I will be blogging again with more than just a cameo visit, here and there. I will do the mandatory posting of new profile pictures… just got to get the good ones out of the hands of those who have them.
Stay tuned.
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Mother-Fucker!!! Why man!
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Posted:Oct 27, 2014 7:54 pm
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2014 4:22 am
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This is not a happy post. I am writing it because I need to vent. I need to shed some light on something that fills me with disgust, rage, sadness and empathy. I would certainly appreciate all your thoughts, and comments, but I will not be responding to your comment as I usually do.
Any of you who usually stop by my blog know that I haven’t been blogging a lot lately… my attention has been on another dating website. I have chatted with many women there, had a few dates, but an alarming amount of women have echoed the same story of what happened in past relationships. On the other site, as you talk to a lady for longer and longer, you eventually drift to the topic of why past relationships ended.
What I keep hearing about that has me more tightly wound than usual… Domestic Violence! When you hear from the first woman, it’s like shit… “I’m so sorry you had to experience that”. I don’t live under a rock, you know this shit goes on, and all I’m feeling is empathy for the victim. You hear it from a second woman, and it’s like “fuck; another one”, and sadness is added to the empathy. Then you encounter it again, the rage meter goes up, and I’m pissed. Then, the fourth, fifth and 6th (and I’m sure there will be more)… the disgust sets in. I’m left shaking my head, thinking men are just mother fucking assholes… but I’m a man, so the blanket statement just won’t do.
I decide I need to vent here about this… I want to get some information on the phenomenon, to speak to the matter. After visiting the second domestic violence website, all that’s in my head, is What-The-Fuck. And it’s not the casual WTF, but the big giant, screaming, WHAT-THE-FUCK. Here are the statistics I found.
Every 9 seconds in the US a woman is assaulted or beaten.
Around the world, at least one in every three women has been beaten, coerced into sex or otherwise abused during her lifetime. Most often, the abuser is a member of her own family.
Domestic violence is the leading cause of injury to women—more than car accidents, muggings, and sexual assaults combined.
Studies suggest that up to 10 million witness some form of domestic violence annually.
Nearly 1 in 5 teenage girls who have been in a relationship said a boyfriend threatened violence or self-harm if presented with a breakup.
Every day in the US, more than three women are murdered by their husbands or boyfriends.
Ninety-two percent of women surveyed listed reducing domestic violence and sexual assault as their top concern.
Domestic violence victims lose nearly 8 million days of paid work per year in the US alone—the equivalent of 32,000 full-time jobs
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Based on reports from 10 countries, between 55 percent and 95 percent of women who had been physically abused by their partners had never contacted non-governmental organizations, shelters, or the police for help.
The costs of intimate partner violence in the US alone exceed $5.8 billion per year: $4.1 billion are for direct medical and health care services, while productivity losses account for nearly $1.8 billion.
Men who as witnessed their parents’ domestic violence were twice as likely to abuse their own wives than sons of nonviolent parents.
If you do this shit… beat up on women… man the fuck up, grow a set, and stop yourself from doing this shit. Seek some professional help, and handle your shit, PLEASE. If you don’t want to stop this, then turn in your man card because you are not one of us (a man), and you don’t want us to come and take it from you… trust me on that.
October is Domestic Violence Awareness month… a personal call to action for the real men who have read this post. Step up! Keep other males in check who are perpetrators of domestic violence. Take it as a personal insult to manhood and act accordingly.
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Dirty Tricks
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Posted:Oct 21, 2014 8:53 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2014 9:00 am
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Hello sexy peeps!
I’m trying to get here regularly again, but life is busy, with the work thing… more like creating mayhem for my former employer and colleagues. If you are in Sales, you know the drill… once the non-compete is over, use every bit of knowledge you have to usurp every former you can think off. I have also been busy dating… you know vanilla style, in the POND if you know where I mean. Yes, yours truly went off looking for a relationship, which is what I was kind of hoping to find when I joined this fine site. But with all the sexy ladies on this site who are ready willing and able, I would entertain having such a relationship with living in Brandon, Florida, Alberta, Ohio, North Carolina, Georgia, California, Texas, Missouri and too dam far away from me in Ontario, what’s a man to do, but to go find likeminded individuals in another venue. And surprise, surprise, (not really), they are out there… but more on that in another blog post. Today, I want to talk about some of the fabulous, sneaky, conniving tricks I have heard about or experience in the other dating world.
There are the standard tricks, played everywhere…, post that 10 year old picture, inflate your height, claim you are single, divorced, separated when you are not, and of course there is the age game. You know the age game, where you shave a few years off, so that you don’t pass that magic, 40, 50, 60s, threshold. Well some clever young men have come up with a new slant. The slant, put your age up by 10 to 15 years… you guessed it… be very quiet we are hunting for cougars. Yes, my friends… get a date with that sexy older lady, hope she is horny and your game is tight.
Ladies got their own game going. In this scam you write that you are looking for a traditional old fashion gentleman… a man who treats a lady like a princess or a queen, and of course you will treat him like a king. You talk of your of love cooking a great meal for your man, but also state that you enjoy dinning out and fine wines. You are shy at first, but once you get to know someone, watch out. There is a question in the profile setup that asks about a first date, specifically you are asked to describe what your ideal first date would be like. Dinner at a romantic fine dining or casual restaurant is always a good choice, because the first meet should be in public. Then you just line up lots of first dates, and eat in the best joints in town.
The last one I would like to share… a new spin on a multiple profile gig that many have worked here. On a vanilla site, if you are looking for a relationship, the protocol seems to be, when you begin to enter into a relationship, you take your pictures down, or if you are really gung-ho, you delete your profile… you don’t hang around to blog like here on Local Sexy Swingers. What you do is tell your new found love interest that they are the one, and you are so sure that they are the one, that you are deleting your profile, and actually delete it. This kind of puts a little subtle pressure on your “love interest” to do the same. You monitor if they have deleted their profile from your alternate profile (it has no pictures, and next to know profile details). Once they have deleted their profile, you fire up your alternate profile with a write up and picture, then you just “Play on, Player”.
This online dating is tricky business.
Thoughts
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Worried about Penis Size?
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Posted:Oct 17, 2014 8:35 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2014 6:05 am
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The penis tricks women into thinking it's a monster.
Chalk it up to wishful thinking or memory's way of making things seem better than reality, but a recent study found that women remember penises as being larger than they really were. Researchers at the University of California had 41 gals handle a 3D-printed dildo for 30 seconds. Then the study participants completed a short survey, after which they had to reach into a bin of 32 other fake wieners and pick the one they held before. As it turns out, the women generally pulled out a phony phallus that was bigger than the original one. 
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Missionary
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Posted:Oct 15, 2014 7:42 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2014 6:13 am
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Missionary, the classic intimate sex position. It allows you to have face to face, lip to lip, chest to chest, fully entangled contact. It’s likely to first position tried, due to the level of intimacy it creates and its simplicity.
But when it’s time to switch who’s on top, to says get your cowgirl on, or back to missionary, do you roll, flip, disconnect and re-engage or do some crazy shit?
Tell me your preferred method(s)
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Late to Bed
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Posted:Sep 19, 2014 7:52 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2014 9:05 am
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Women who are night owls have more sex
I came across an article a while back, which stated just that…, women who stay up later have more sex. So from your own experience is it true? I just had to deep dive into this one, and get the facts.
A study at the University of Chicago shows night owl women, tend to have similar risk-taking tendencies as men. Males take more risks than females. Generally speaking, men have higher levels of cortisol and testosterone than women. Night Owl women have just as high a level of cortisol as men do. High levels of cortisol are usually associated with high energy, arousability, stress and even cognitive function, and there is evidence that successful people usually have higher cortisol levels.
The tendency to stay up late is apparently an evolutionary trait that enabled our caveman ancestors to get freaky after the were a sleep. It has been suggested that being a night owl, allowed us to sneak around outside of a committed, monogamous relationships to get our freak on elsewhere.
So ladies are you a freak and do you stay up late as the study suggests?
BTW, night-owl men have twice as much sex as men who are early birds. So early to bed, early to rise, may make a man healthy, wealthy and wise… but he isn’t getting much, and his night owl partner may be hitting the neighbor.
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For the Lads
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Posted:Sep 19, 2014 5:14 pm
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2014 9:07 am
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When 3 people are having sex together, it's called a 3some
When 2 people have sex it's call a 2some
I guess that's why they call you handsome!  
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I haven’t retired…
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Posted:Sep 12, 2014 5:18 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2014 9:09 pm
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Hello sexy ladies and gents, just a quick post to let you know I haven’t left the site, I’m not dead or been captured by aliens… I’ve just been busy. Busy trying to do evil things to a certain Fortune 500 company… (Insert evil maniacal laugh here). A little payback if you will. I have also been having adventures on another site, where the fish play. 
I will be back… soon with a few stories about my adventures and what I have learned. So for now let me leave you with a joke I heard today.
Two antennas met on a rooftop
The talked, fell in love and got married.
The weeding was ok, but
The reception, it was spectacular.
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Am I just…
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Posted:Aug 29, 2014 1:28 pm
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2014 2:19 pm
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I don’t know… I don’t have the right words… but I was just left scratching my head after hearing this.
I’m out and about, driving, radio on, when I hear the DJ talking about a woman, wanting to divorce her husband. No big deal right? Happens all the time… hardly news worthy… except for her reason. It wasn’t the usual: he was abusive, he became an alcoholic, she is not sexually or emotionally fulfilled, or… wait for it… she found his Local Sexy Swingers profile. Nope, none of the above. Her reason for wanting a divorce.. HER HUSBAND IS TOO NICE!
Thoughts please…
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On that first meet...
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Posted:Aug 27, 2014 7:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2015 2:07 pm
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Is there anything you want to see more, at the moment you recognize each other, than a smile?
Come to think of it, is there anything you would rather see at the end of a first meet, more than a contented smile?
I have blogged about smiles before… but it strikes me as odd how little women smile in pictures they post online, on dating sites no less. I see these pictures of women with that ho-hum expression, with an alarming frequency. Ok, on a sex site, if the picture is of you rubbing one out, or of you hitting it hard, then yes, put on your best fuck face. But if it’s just you, by your lonesome, just standing/sitting/lying/kneeling there, posing… is it not in your best interest to bust out a big old smile?
A few smile factoids I have found:
•Forcing yourself to smile can boost your mood: Psychologists have found that even if you’re in bad mood, you can instantly lift your spirits by forcing yourself to smile.
•It boosts your immune system: Smiling really can improve your physical health, too. Your body is more relaxed when you smile, which contributes to good health and a stronger immune system.
•Smiles are contagious: It’s not just a saying: smiling really is contagious, scientists say. In a study conducted in Sweden, people had difficulty frowning when they looked at other subjects who were smiling, and their muscles twitched into smiles all on their own.
•Smiles Relieve Stress: Your body immediately releases endorphins when you smile, even when you force it. This sudden change in mood will help you feel better and release stress.
•It’s easier to smile than to frown: Scientists have discovered that your body has to work harder and use more muscles to frown than it does to smile.
•It’s a universal sign of happiness: While handshakes, hugs, and bows all have varying meanings across cultures, smiling is known around the world and in all cultures as a sign of happiness and acceptance.
•We still smile at work: While we smile less at work than we do at home, 30% of subjects in a research study smiled five to 20 times a day, and 28% smiled over 20 times per day at the office.
•Smiles use from 5 to 53 facial muscles: Just smiling can require your body to use up to 53 muscles, but some smiles only use 5 muscle movements.
•Smiling helps you get promoted: Smiles make a person seem more attractive, sociable and confident, and people who smile more are more likely to get a promotion.
•Smiles are the most easily recognizable facial expression: People can recognize smiles from up to 300 feet away, making it the most easily recognizable facial expression.
•Women smile more than men: Generally, women smile more than men, but when they participate in similar work or social roles, they smile the same amount. This finding leads scientists to believe that gender roles are quite flexible. Boy babies, though, do smile less than girl babies, who also make more eye contact.
•Smiles are more attractive than makeup, thus an inexpensive way to change your looks
•There are 19 different types of smiles: UC-San Francisco researcher identified 19 types of smiles and put them into two categories: polite “social” smiles which engage fewer muscles, and sincere “felt” smiles that use more muscles on both sides of the face.
•Babies start smiling as newborns
Now there are mixed theories on smiling, with regard to women being attracted to men… you know the whole brooding, bad boy phenomenon, where women see “happy guys” as less attractive, and the tormented bad boy as more attractive, because he is a challenging project. But there is absolute consistency where men are concerned… men like happy smiley women. So why women would post pictures of themselves with a scowl on their face just seems counter intuitive.  I wonder if women don’t smile in the pictures because they think it will get them a bad boy?
A smile is something you can’t give away; it always comes back to you. ~Author Unknown
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Proper look on a first date?
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Posted:Aug 25, 2014 5:45 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2014 9:12 pm
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Is it the one on the left, the one on the right, or the middle image.
This is a trick questions!
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