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I am beginning to wonder if the art of anal sex is lost. Recently, I had an interesting encounter, where my partner was rather rough anally, even after I advised him that it had been almost 2 years since I had anal sex. I am happy my neighbors weren't home (or they pretended not to be), because I was screaming like a little girl  I miss the days when I was first introduced to anal, the care and attention I received, the reassurance and relaxation techniques given to allow me to enjoy it fully. That guy was 9" on a bad day, and I learned to take every inch. I always laugh when I think of New Years Eve 2000/2001 - He was fucking my ass so good, I was begging for more and he told me that there wasn't any more to give me... The time before the last time ended miserably because my ex failed to understand that my ass and pussy are 2 entirely different holes  amp; you can't treat them the same way. What are your thoughts on anal sex, and to the guys, what DO you do to get your partner to relax? |
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Platonic football buddy???
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Posted:Aug 20, 2011 12:28 pm
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2011 7:22 pm
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Yay, my Jags won last night's preseason game!!! I was home with 1 aunt sleeping, the other on the computer and my cousin hogging the big screen playing video games, I need somewhere to go to watch the games so I can cheer, be loud and have a beer or 2... WITHOUT the lingering feeling of a person trying to hit on me, where I can sit on a couch, not a rickety bar stool, etc. I am ready for some FOOTBALL - NFL/Gators?
Anyone on here fit that bill in the Metro Orlando area???
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I have a new guilty pleasure.....not exactly what you think
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Posted:Jul 22, 2011 3:29 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2012 8:40 am
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Perving another of my favorite kink sites, someone posted a link to a CL ad that appears on their "best of" section. Why hasn't anyone ever told me about this?? I have been laughing my ass off for the last half hour.
Because I can sometimes be the grammar police, I so totally agree with this posting that was amazingly titled "Sex and Periods"
Ahhh, Sunday morning - my favorite time of the week. The house is quiet; the coffee is brewing; and I'm sitting in front of my computer anticipating another one of life's wonderful little pleasures: perusing Craigslist's Casual Encounters. There is nothing quite as satisfying (and, dare I say, stimulating?) as scrolling through the smorgasbord of sexual delights that is offered free-of-charge via Craig's Online Hook-Up Service.
But, lately, I've been having a problem with periods. Yeah, periods. Now, normally 'periods' and 'sex' are not something that most people want to talk about - at least NOT in the same sentence - but I think that the time has come for us to open up, and to admit that maybe there IS a place where periods and sex can coexist. Take the following post, for example:
"lookin 4 a guy who is hott ready to have fun and get me off not just sex but mentally as well be cute or dont aply be with in my age younger is ok and will consider a suga daddy!!! have fun good luck"
This sounds great...doesn't it? (I'm hott, cute, and would be a good suga daddy!) But what about her periods? Is she old enough to have periods? Is she missing her periods? Maybe she's too embarrassed to include periods in her posting. This has got to stop! There is no reason why women can't use periods in their postings when they are offering sex. It's natural; it's normal; people will understand; and, frankly, it just makes sense. Why should women be embarrassed about periods, or be afraid to use them in their postings? Sure, sometimes periods are a pain, sometimes they can be an inconvenience, and sometimes it's just easier to skip them, but there is no reason why sex and periods can't go together.
I enjoy my Sunday-morning trolling, but I'll take my sex with periods (and exclamation marks!)...anytime. Period.
Why couldn't I have thought of this?
Luox
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Posted:Jun 30, 2011 4:51 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2011 8:06 pm
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Whatever I did right to deserve the afternoon of fun and frolic I just have, I will gladly do again. After a morning of job hunting and an interview, I got some afternoon delight times 2. Yes, pics are forthcoming...and unlike the last MFM I had, these WILL be posted. Hell, my profile pic may be updated. And there will be a shocker for all when I do...
Again, I am sore, spent, safisfied, and too tired to be electrified, I think I may go to bed in a few. I haven't been worked over like this in some time, and this actually topped the last one. Mr PT even congratulated me on this little coup - yes, I still talk to him at least 3-4 times a week, but no, I haven't seen him since our fling back in April.
Anyway, in honor of my official reboarding of the slut bus, I think of Kelly Rowland and Lil Wayne's recent collaboration...for those of you who don't listen to R&B/Hip Hop, here are the lyrics - yes Wayne's are a bit out there, but if you really read between the lines, you will understand what he is trying to get across:
Motivation
Kelly
Go, go, go, go
Oh lover, don’t you dare slow down
Go longer, you can last more rounds
Push harder, you're almost there now
So go lover, make mama proud
And when we're done, I don’t wanna feel my legs
And when we're done, I just wanna feel your hands all over me, baby
You can’t stop there, music still playing in the background
And you're almost there
You can do it, I believe in you, baby
So close from here
Baby I’ma be your motivation
Go, go, go, go
Motivation
Go, go, go, go
Lil Wayne
Uh, girl I turn that thing into a rainforest
Rain on my head, call that brainstorming
Yeah this is deep, oh but I go deeper
Make you lose yourself, and finders keepers
It go green light, go Weezy go
I like to taste that sugar, that sweet and low
But hold up wait, new position
I put her on my plate then I do the dishes
She my motivation, I’m her transportation
Cause I let her ride, while I drive her crazy
Then I just keep going going like I’m racing
When I’m done she hold me like a conversation
Weezy, baby
Kelly
And when we're done, I don’t wanna feel my legs
And when we're done, I just wanna feel your hands all over me baby
but you can’t stop there, music still playin in the background
And you’re almost there
You can do it, I believe in you baby
So close from here
Oh Lover,
when you call my name
No other,
can do that the same
I won't let ya get up out of the game,
no so go lover, gon and make me rain
And when we're done, I don’t wanna feel my legs
And when we're done, I just wanna feel your hands all over me baby
You can’t stop there, music still playin in the background
And you’re almost there
You can do it, I believe in you baby
So close from here
Baby I’ma be your motivation
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J&J tag team, Job Well Done!!
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Happy 2 year Local Sexy Swingers anniversary for me!!!
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Posted:Jun 6, 2011 4:17 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2012 9:32 pm
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I still can't believe that I have been on here for 2 years. WOW I have met so many great folk, and more not so great folk, but its all relative to the situation. Its funny, this past weekend had some crazy weirdness to it, but in essence, I am back to the old me, but still carry some of the upgrades. So, I will be doing an updated "about me" posting soon, and I promise to make this one sticky so it will be available to all, and available so that there is NO question to who I am, what I represent in myself, and what my standards are for anyone to get a chance for a roll in the sack.
My pussy is precious!! 
Kisses!
Luoxana
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Some fuckers just don't know when to accept no...
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Posted:Jun 3, 2011 6:19 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2011 9:32 am
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RANT TIME:
I have no patience for people who can't take a simple no. Male or female. I think I will scream if one more person tells me that life goes on, and I shouldn't be upset over what all transpired the last month. Don't you think I know that? It still doesn't change the fact that I don't feel comfortable even being with anyone at the moment. I am so sick of all of the "girl you need to fuck me to get over him" requests. I just had to block a guy because he became verbally abusive with me because I wasn't falling over myself to go out with him and let him fuck me. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
As I said in my profile, I don't care how hot you think I am. To be honest, I am a regular, plain-jane type of female. I hate getting dressed up, I hate make-up, I am not hot.
If I don't want to sleep with someone, I am not going to do it, plain and simple. If I want to wait until I find a good friend and then have some benefits, that is my prerogative...
Respect, it isn't a lost art. Lessons can be learned by all, myself included.
Luox
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Sorry the "winning" vote isn't the new profile pic...
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Posted:May 23, 2011 5:44 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2011 9:32 am
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With no one to cum on me (well the guy who tied me up could have, but we are just friends), I couldn't get a pic of me with cum on me...but I think that the option I put up there shouold suffice. There are a few others that are pending approval, I hope you all enjoy them when they pop up!
Kisses!
Luox
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Made it thru...
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Posted:May 9, 2011 3:55 pm
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2013 10:57 pm
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This weekend went off without a hitch (except for a mild case of food poisoning). I think I am done crying/grieving/acting a damn fool over this breakup, and also not feeling so sad about my mom. I actually spent time with my ex (on the couch) and our cats. It was good for me to play "mommy" with them, and although I hadn't seen them in almost 2 years. They were accepting and loving, just what I needed...unconditional love 
Anyway, I am ok...smiling and having a glass of wine as I type this. Life goes on, and you learn from it!
Kisses Folks!
Lady Luoxana!!
(I may still be a slut or a , but I am still and always will be a Lady)
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Alone...
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Posted:May 5, 2011 9:06 pm
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2013 10:55 pm
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Well, he changed his mind. It is his right to do so. I failed at this relationship, and I failed him. Funny, literally 2 days after I changed my status to "attached" now I am changing it back to "single."
So many ways this could have been avoided, and I can look in a mirror for the majority of it. Like I said a few weeks ago, I can be my own worst enemy. I told him yesterday that I guess somewhere deep down, I don't think I deserve happiness, and subconsciously I do things to sabotage the good things that occur in my life.
So, I will be taking a bit of a reprieve from the scene, go visit some family and friends this weekend, maybe even find the courage to go place flowers on my parents' respective graves. I was telling him yesterday that they are not even buried next to each other (they divorced when I was in elementary school), but at least they are in the same cemetary.
Anyway, I am rambling, sleepy, still crying, but alive and well. I want to leave you with my favorite poem from Dr Maya Angelou:
Still I Rise
You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.
Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.
Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.
Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.
Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.
You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.
Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?
Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise
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This weekend will not be fun
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Posted:May 3, 2011 6:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 6:58 pm
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I just realized - really realized - that Sunday is Mother's Day. I have no clue what I am going to do, if I will go home and visit her grave, or just take some time off to be by myself. I know that I will not be myself. I'm still having issues with half of my family, my brother called the house yesterday, spoke to one of my aunts, didn't want to talk to me...talk about slap in the face. But then again, I haven't spoken to him since mid-January so why am I surprised?
I laugh when I think about last year and my crazy trip to the Ranch...that is NOT happening again. All of the troubles of the last 2 weeks lets me further know that I need to keep myself occupied to keep myself right and 'proper' for my Sir.
Speaking of him, again, I must say that I am happy to be getting a 2nd chance to redeem myself. I have not received the brunt of my punishment for my transgressions, but I have a renewed faith in my resolve to regain his trust and respect. It will make me a better person, period.
Hugs to you all,
--Luox
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Slutty Cum = Luoxana
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Posted:Apr 29, 2011 11:49 pm
Last Updated:Sep 2, 2011 5:49 pm
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Things have been resolved.
I, first must publically apologize for posting our conversations. I was wrong, I was angry, and I lashed out like a little girl.
As I said before, I should not have agreed to meet Mr PT. Girls have 2 heads too, and I was thinking with the wrong one. But as I also said, it is over with PT, it was a mistake, one my ass is going to live to regret.
I am the one who needs to check myself. I know that now...Again, have had time to reflect, cry, drink, cry some more, and do alot of begging for forgiveness.
I can't fault him for having standards. I can only fault myself for not upholding mine.
I'm still a cum bucket...well, still a , trying to reform.
I am honored to have been given another chance, will try to not fuck it up.
Quote of the day:
Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again! --Samuel Beckett
The Luoxana.....
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Well, I'm staying in Florida a bit longer...
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Posted:Apr 29, 2011 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2024 6:58 pm
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Was looking forward to packing up and trying to survive in the midwest...but it seems that someone upstairs has other reasons for me to stay in the sunshine state.
I still haven't heard anything from him...and right now, that is for the best.
So, on to Plan B: need a new job.
Pray for the folks devastated by the most recent tornados...
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shaking my head.....
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Posted:Apr 27, 2011 7:17 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2012 7:45 pm
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So I got text message dumped … but it’s all good. One month of time under the bridge. It’s time to scratch my head, and then shake my head….dust myself off and get my own shit back together.
I need to share the string of recordable conversation with you all…again, being honest and open. Oh, and the “Wednesday” references are because Mr PT and I did our business last week on Wednesday. Make some popcorn; this will be a bit of a read:
4-25-11 12:44pm ME
How are you today?
4-25-11 12:47pm HIM
Ok,, You
4-25-11 12:49pm ME
Not so congested today I had to stop take the allergy meds I had, going to get some regular Sudafed and hope it works
4-25-11 12:49pm HIM
Hope it works for you …Wednesday…
4-25-11 12:50pm ME
Hopefully I will be better by Wednesday too 
4-25-11 12:53pm HIM
You will always be Wednesday
4-25-11 12:54pm ME
I know… I can handle it
4-25-11 12:55pm HIM
Like you handled it on Wednesday…
4-25-11 1:00pm ME
……………..(Sigh)
4-25-11 1:03pm HIM
Women amaze me…They’re worse than men.
4-25-11 1:06pm ME
I told you that I agreed with that statement the first time we met. I am sorry that I did this and betrayed your trust. I don’t know how I will regain it, but I will do my best. That is, if you want me to
4-25-11 1:08pm HIM
You do what you need to do. As you’ve shown. That’s what you do anyways. No big deal. It just proves that woman are just as bad or worse than men.
4-25-11 1:12pm ME
I am sorry. I know my words are just words at the moment. I hope that my future actions will prove my intentions
4-25-11 1:19pm HIM
Like I said…You have to do what you have to do.. And I am a person of action.. Not words. And your action says a lot about you. Not like we’re in a relationship. Not saying it like that. Just saying how can you sucking and fucking one dick.. And have another in you at same time. What’s that say?
4-25-11 1:36pm ME
You may not be my boyfriend, but there is a relationship of sorts between us. I just had a serious lapse of judgment, and I let myself down 100 times more. I wish that I didn’t have these feelings for him, I told you that Friday night. However, that chapter is over for my life. I hope yours isn’t as well
4-25-11 1:37pm HIM
Poor excuse
4-25-11 1:40pm ME
I’m not making excuses. Excuses are tools of incompetence. I am standing up and taking my punches for what I did.
I have to go back to work now, can we discuss this in person later?
4-25-11 1:42pm HIM
Nothing to discuss
4-25-11 1:44pm ME
The only relevant question now is where do we go from here? This is what we need to discuss.
4-25-11 1:45pm HIM
Nothing to discuss
4-25-11 1:46pm ME
I won’t bother you again
Now you would think that it would be over at that point??
The most recent e-mail thread:
4-26-11 9:34pm HIM
Hope your day was a good one? Are you going to post on your blog.. How a woman is worse than a man when it comes to sex.. How a woman can be fucking and sucking one dick.. turn right around and do another man.. then turn around and be with your regular man... Can you say HO..HO..HO..
You should post that..........
4-27-11 12:39 am ME
I will be over after work tomorrow...this does not need to be discussed online. You and I need to resolve this face to face. Either we get closure and go our separate ways, or we work this out and we become a real couple.
But some points for you to ponder on until then:
All you ever told me was that you were alone for years for a reason and it would take a special woman to get you to change that. I told you that I didn't think that I was that woman...but if I am, don't you think that is something you should have told me? I am not a mind reader either.
Yes, you are my Dom, but you never made any designation that you wanted me to be exclusive to you outside of that. In your texts yesterday you said its "not like we were in a relationship", but you are treating this as if we were in a committed relationship.
As for me being a HO HO HO, please remember after you spanked me our first night and made me get on my knees and suck your dick, you told me I was your . I accepted that statement and told you that I was your . I have been upfront and honest with you from the start.
I need you to tell me what you want. Just like you told me the other night, I will be what you want me to be. If you want me, then take what is yours. But if you are done with me, then tell me to my face. I deserve that much.
4-27-11 2:23am HIM
No need for that.. I will see you on your lunch break…
Back to text messages
4-27-11 10:15a, HIM
You busy
4-27-11 10:16am ME
Yes, will be available at lunch
4-27-11 10:18am HIM
That’s why I text. I can’t make it.. I have to take care of something
4-27-11 12:35pm ME
You can’t make it to what?
4-27-11 12:36pm HIM
You see your Local Sexy Swingers account this morning?
4-27-11 12:41pm ME
No
4-27-11 1:12pm HIM
You should check your mail before leaving in the morning
4-27-11 1:20pm ME
I check my standard email, not Local Sexy Swingers
4-27-11 1:22pm HIM
Not big deal, I am moving on. Take Care. And good luck
4-27-11 1:34pm ME
You should be able to say that to my face. You are taking the easy way out. I hope that you learn something from all of this in how you could have handled things differently. You can’t expect faithfulness out of 30 days. If that is what you expect from a chick, then it would be in your best interest to say that from the start. Hell, look at how we met. You need to learn to be more open
Nothing since…
Its funny now that I can sit back (needed to take a few days to calm myself down) and reflect about this entire situation.
In a nutshell, we were both wrong here. I was wrong for sleeping with Mr PT…I know that, I admitted it to HIM and to you all. But all of the other stuff about me was there too. This new guy said that he didn’t want to read all of my blog, so on our 2nd date, I basically filled him in on all of it, and even some stuff I didn’t share here. I told him about the Slutty Episodes and everything!! So he was warned about me and my shortcomings. I am not perfect, in no way, shape or form.
But he was more wrong in his perceptions of the ‘us’ that truly didn’t exist. I mean really, how the fuck was I supposed to know that I wasn’t supposed to be fucking anyone else at less than a month of knowing someone? I understand if he was starting to catch feelings – hell, so was I. I was at the point where I told my friends about him, he was THE potential man, my Mr. Could Be Right. My family already knew about him, we had a few phone conversations where I was sitting in front of all of them and they could see how I was reacting. Giddy, school girlish, perpetual smile…one of my aunts had already started telling me to tell him “Hi” when we were together…basically letting him know that they were happy that he was making me happy. For me, it was still the time of discovery for this new relationship. We needed to get to know each other better before anything permanent-ish was mentioned.
And speaking of happiness, I can still honestly say that I was happy when I was with him. We had one issue about the ‘safe-word’ as far as BDSM play goes, he was also a bit miffed that I put his business on the internet when I mentioned that he had a death in the family, but other than that, no problems. I was looking forward to seeing him. I was worried how my moving out of state would affect our (what I thought was a budding relationship). But who, other than him, knew that I was being held to some standards of the fuck-buddy law that I had no clue about.
One thing I have recently learned is that if you want someone in your life, you need to remove all other obstacles standing around. That is what I was trying to do…I had basically told all of the other guys that I was having conversation with that I was seeing someone, and needed them to respect my decision
When I told Mr PT about this new guy, I told him that I thought he was the one, I told him that I felt something different. I guess my error on that – again was agreeing to see him one last time. I know I could have said no…I could have just agreed to dinner and took my ass home, but I was weak. My fault, my bad, but I had no idea that the fallout would be like this
And speaking of Mr PT, after I texted him to tell him that I had been ‘dumped', he sent the following reply:
I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were in that level. I’ll take some blame. He should know you and keep you. He is an ass if he does not.
I couldn’t agree more…
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