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Posted:Jul 5, 2016 7:40 pm
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2016 1:07 pm
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why is so hard for people who are a little over weight . but vary passionate to find playmates ? especially female playmates , they seem to be so damm picky.
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summer friends
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Posted:May 26, 2016 8:12 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2024 9:58 am
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summers almost here . looking for new fwb that are willing have patients with us . in getting to know each other and in meeting when time allows us to. so be patient and give us a try don't think you'll be disappointed.>>!
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men only .
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Posted:Jan 11, 2016 8:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2016 11:01 am
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men is it me , or is it the times ? seems to me that a woman can bat her eye lashes ans she is getting laid. but a guy has to work his but off just to some what get a smile from a woman . thoughts. orgasm on .
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why is it so hard for a fluffy guy to get laid ?
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Posted:Oct 13, 2015 12:10 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2015 4:26 pm
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I can find all kinds of guys that wants to have sex with my wife . even though she is a little on the healthy side . but when it comes to me , it seems I'm left out in the cold. whats up women ? I the male have a lot of passion to share , and the wife agreed finally to let other women experience it too.
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You dirty minded perv. HAHA
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Posted:Aug 16, 2015 8:18 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2015 10:32 pm
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1. You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?
Your phone.
2. What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
Talk.
ADVERTISING
3. I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?
Her voice.
4. I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
Your nose.
5. What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?
Pockets.
6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
A tent.
7. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
8. If I miss, I might hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?
The paperboy.
9. What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?
A fork.
10. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator.
11. I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
Peanut butter.
12. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?
A last name.
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Waiting for the text
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Posted:Aug 16, 2015 8:07 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2015 4:20 pm
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AS we sit and watch tv and then off to bed, we are a little anxious. Are we going to hear from someone? What do they think of us? We both know that there is little that can be done but wait, but still.
He has his and I have mine. Will they ever get fulfilled? Are we asking for too much?
Just call....
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