Why Sex Is Good Joke
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Posted:Feb 4, 2013 2:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2013 2:42 am
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Sex is always good, because:
If you're good at it, you make her scream.
If you're bad at it, you make her laugh.
Hence she'll be amused either way!
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fucking idiot joke
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Posted:Jan 24, 2013 2:43 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 8:24 pm
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"I'm too hot ... I'm a fucking idiot."
"I'm so hot, I'd fuck any idiot."
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Dirty wisdom
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Posted:Jan 2, 2013 5:20 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2013 2:49 pm
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The best way to find fucking joy is to enjoy fucking.
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New Year's Joke
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Posted:Dec 31, 2012 2:00 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 8:24 pm
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The best way to end a fucking year is fucking.
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Announcement: New Xmas Present Delivery Mode
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Posted:Dec 23, 2012 1:17 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 8:24 pm
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Santa Claus Industries changes its servicing policies: From today onwards, Santa Claus can't ship the presents you're wishing for to 7 billions of people.
Instead, Santa Claus will service the good ladies.
I'll service bad young women.
Red riding hood will service bad men, snow white the good men.
The elks will dance for ,
Old people don't believe in our services anyway.
The Xmas management.
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Things not to say ...
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Posted:Nov 22, 2012 4:15 pm
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 8:24 pm
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Things not to say during sex:
Hold on, let me change the channel!
Smile for the camera!
I have to poop.
Actually, your sister likes it like this!
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Visiting the Doctor
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Posted:Nov 6, 2012 12:42 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 8:24 pm
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The doctor looked benignly at the woman after examination.
"Mrs. Nice," he said, "I have good news for you."
"I'm glad of that doctor, but I'm Miss Nice."
"Miss Nice, I have bad news for you."
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Across the Road - Joke
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Posted:Nov 6, 2012 12:36 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2012 12:38 am
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Why did the condom fly across the road?
It got pissed off!
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Worse Answer
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Posted:Nov 6, 2012 12:32 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 8:24 pm
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Which sexual position will make mad babes?
Don't know, ask your parents.
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Bad question, bad answer
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Posted:Nov 6, 2012 12:19 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 8:24 pm
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Why are pubic hairs so curly?
So that you won't mistake them for a prick.
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Clever Clerk
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Posted:Nov 4, 2012 11:53 am
Last Updated:May 12, 2024 8:24 pm
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At the counter of a phone store, the luscious lady asked, "Do you have the latest phone?"
"What I got for you," the man said, leaning closer, "is an eight-inch schlong."
"Is that a phone?"
"No," the clerk said, "but it’s far better than average."
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