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Joke : Are you a true Quebecer
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Posted:Mar 27, 2006 12:13 pm
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2007 5:16 pm
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Ok I read this from someone elses blog and just had to share it with you all... This is a joke, please no hate mail if you are offended in anyway...
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE QUEBECER IF:
1. "Vacation" means going South past Plattsburg for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back again.
5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You design your 's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
10. Down South to you means Albany ... (Where's Albany, south of Newport?)
11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
14. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Quebec friends
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Hope it made you laugh as much as I did...
Neil
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OMG what another night filled with variety!
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Posted:Feb 20, 2006 4:14 am
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2006 6:10 am
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OMG what another night filled with variety! I just wanted to thank everyone that attended. Thank you for making this party another huge success! You all make these nights memorable!
Sorry for the late review, we were having fun on Sunday as well...
Special thanks to the Major for his massage clinic and increadible roses! The massage clinic was very informative! People walked away with great new techniques that they will try on their playmates... The roses were a classy touch by classy man! I again salute you!
Special thanks to Biggiebolo who gave us his famous tantric sex seminar. We have been waiting with anticipation for this one and you delivered with quite an impact! Was well worth the wait! We can now all practice "the Biggie shuffle"!
A special thanks to Heather, who despite her shyness, volunteered to be the "massage assistant". All I can say is wow! We all wanted to "massage" you...
Hope to see you all at the next one!
Neil
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Feb 18 2006 Group Party
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Posted:Jan 31, 2006 7:00 am
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2006 6:13 am
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Hi all, Thanks to all that attended the Jan 21 2006 variety night! It was a fun filled night to remember. For the Feb 18 2006 party, I went nuts on the venue. I promise that it will blow everyones mind away! Since its also close to Valentines day, please wear someting red if you can...
I will only confirm the venue on the night before the event. I will accept 40 people for this party. Dont wait, book early because like all the previous ones, it will be sold out fast...
My main criteria is to fill the room with nice people that are warm and friendly. People that can hold a conversation and have a fun and relaxed atmosphere in the room...
This party will be open to bi, bi curious and straight people where everyone can come in and have a great time with friends and strangers in a relaxed and safe environment.
As for sexual games, role play, BDSM etc all will be allowed as long as the parties are willing participants! No one will be forced to do anything they are not willing to do. I want everyone to feel safe and free to explore their fantasies... And No means no! I ask that everyone respect peoples limits!
In order to maintain a good ratio of men to women, I will limit single men to 10 but will leave it open for single women and couples. Age range will be open to all between 18 and 55. As soon as we hit room capacity, I will close the party and start compiling a standby list... So don't wait, apply as soon as you can...
************************** Requirements for ALL **************************
You must have a completed and accurate profile on this site including a pic! You can hide or alter the face but at least one general pic is a must. I WILL NOT CONFIRM ANYONE that does not meet this requirement!
You must bring your own condoms, drinks, toys, and towels. NO DRUGS at this event. If you will be in violation of this rule, you will be asked to leave. NO EXCEPTIONS!
NO CAMERAS or NO VIDEO or NO AUDIO recordings will be permitted. If you will be in violation of this rule, you will be asked to leave. NO EXCEPTIONS!
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************************ Requirements for COUPLES ************************
Entry fee for the party for (M-F) couples will be $40 per couple of 2 at the door. For those that prepay, not only will u guarantee your entry but the prepay fee will only be $30. You can prepay at www.paypal.com Please email us for our Paypal ID
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******************** Requirements for SINGLE FEMALES ********************
Entry fee is free! All I ask is that you confirm your attendance by officially applying. If for whatever reason your plans change and you can no longer attend, please let me know so that I can give your spot to someone else!
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********************* Requirements for SINGLE MALES *********************
SINGLE MALES PLEASE READ THIS SECTION TWICE!
As single males will be limited to 10, ALL SINGLE MALES MUST PREPAY THEIR ENTRANCE fee. The entry fee for the party for single males is $125.00. If single males are willing to pay a higher entrance fee, their selection chances will increase.
If you prepaid and were not selection, a FULL Refund will be issued.
You can prepay at www.paypal.com and our Please email us for our Paypal ID.
If you prepaid AND were accepted, but at the last minute had an emergency and can no longer attend, please let me know at least two days prior to the event. If I am able to replace you with another person, you will get a full refund. If I am not able to replace you, you will only get a 50% refund. If you only notify me after the refund deadline, you will only get a 50% refund.
Single males that gain entry at the party and have performance issues during the event, ... NO refunds...
SINGLE MALES PLEASE READ THE ABOVE SECTION AGAIN!
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Thank you for taking the time to read about my party. Hope to see you there!
By attending this party, You are responsible for your actions and any thing that might result thereof. As the host, I provide the venue but am not responsible for peoples actions nor did I test anyone for STD's etc... Please take all steps to PLAY SAFE! Also, since this party is not open to the general public, and you have applied to attend the party, you accept all consequences of attending and hold the organisers of the event free from any and all liability...
I also help organize private parties for those of you that prefer smaller and much more private venues. Just contact me...
The room number will be confirmed to everyone on the day of the event by email from this site and for those smart enough to leave me a phone number, a phone call as well.
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OMG What a Night of Fun Filled Variety!
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Posted:Jan 23, 2006 9:44 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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OMG What a night filled with variety! In every part of the apartment, there was something different going on. Something for every taste! There was girl on girl action that escalated into every possible combination imaginable. The variations were endless. The lingerie the women wore was jaw dropping and inspired us all! Massages were given that rejuvenated us. BJ's were given that blew us away! The toys that came out were scary! The crowd, our biggest yet, topped the mid 40's. Thanks to all that made this night another memorable event!
Special thanks to our very own BiggieBolo who prepared the Tantric Sex seminar. Due to the lack of a projector he decided to postpone it to a later date. Something we all can look forward to... For those who want a copy of the presentation, Biggie will be more than happy to email it to you. This will enable you to read up on it and be prepared for his presentation.
Another special thanks to our Oral Ally, who prepared the evaluation forms for her BJ contest. Ally we are all on the edge of our seats to hear the results! Who won?
Another special thanks to Rocco my doorman. Thanks for the great gatekeeping!
Thanks again to all, and we look forward to seeing you again at the next party! Details will be announced shorthly.
Neil
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Jan 21 2006 Group party!
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Posted:Dec 28, 2005 6:27 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Hi all, for 2006, I will have themed events from time to time to keep things spicy!!!
The first one will be Leather and Lace! All the naughty people are asked to wear Leather or PVC and all the nice people should wear lace. Although dressing up is not mandatory, it will provide some spice to the party and is encouraged... You will be able to change onsite as well...
I will only confirm the venue on the night before the event. Depending on the number of people, I have a few venues I can book. Its seems that with every party, I need bigger and bigger venues... I will accept 36 people for this party. Dont wait, book early because like all the previous ones, it will be sold out fast...
My main criteria is to fill the room with nice people that are warm and friendly. People that can hold a conversation and have a fun and relaxed atmosphere in the room...
This party will be open to bi, bi curious and straight people where everyone can come in and have a great time with friends and strangers in a relaxed and safe environment.
As for sexual games, role play, BDSM etc all will be allowed as long as the parties are willing participants! No one will be forced to do anything they are not willing to do. I want everyone to feel safe and free to explore their fantasies... And No means no! I ask that everyone respect peoples limits!
In order to maintain a good ratio of men to women, I will limit single men to 8 but will leave it open for single women and couples. Age range will be open to all between 18 and 55. As soon as we hit room capacity, I will close the party and start compiling a standby list... So don't wait, apply as soon as you can...
************************** Requirements for ALL **************************
You must have a completed and accurate profile on this site including a pic! You can hide or alter the face but at least one general pic is a must. I WILL NOT CONFIRM ANYONE that does not meet this requirement!
You must bring your own condoms, drinks, toys, and towels. NO DRUGS at this event. If you will be in violation of this rule, you will be asked to leave. NO EXCEPTIONS!
NO CAMERAS or NO VIDEO or NO AUDIO recordings will be permitted. If you will be in violation of this rule, you will be asked to leave. NO EXCEPTIONS!
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************************ Requirements for COUPLES ************************
Entry fee for the party for (M-F) couples will be $30 per couple of 2 at the door. For those that prepay, not only will u guarantee your entry but the prepay fee will only be $20. You can prepay at www.paypal.com Please email us for our Paypal ID
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******************** Requirements for SINGLE FEMALES ********************
Entry fee is free! All I ask is that you confirm your attendance by officially applying. If for whatever reason your plans change and you can no longer attend, please let me know so that I can give your spot to someone else!
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********************* Requirements for SINGLE MALES *********************
SINGLE MALES PLEASE READ THIS SECTION TWICE!
As single males will be limited to 8, ALL SINGLE MALES MUST PREPAY THEIR ENTRANCE fee. The entry fee for the party for single males is $125.00. If single males are willing to pay a higher entrance fee, their selection chances will increase.
If you prepaid and were not selection, a FULL Refund will be issued.
You can prepay at www.paypal.com and our Please email us for our Paypal ID.
If you prepaid AND were accepted, but at the last minute had an emergency and can no longer attend, please let me know at least two days prior to the event. If I am able to replace you with another person, you will get a full refund. If I am not able to replace you, you will only get a 50% refund. If you only notify me after the refund deadline, you will only get a 50% refund.
Single males that gain entry at the party and have performance issues during the event, ... NO refunds...
SINGLE MALES PLEASE READ THE ABOVE SECTION AGAIN!
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Thank you for taking the time to read about my party. Hope to see you there!
By attending this party, You are responsible for your actions and any thing that might result thereof. As the host, I provide the venue but am not responsible for peoples actions nor did I test anyone for STD's etc... Please take all steps to PLAY SAFE! Also, since this party is not open to the general public, and you have applied to attend the party, you accept all consequences of attending and hold the organisers of the event free from any and all liability.
I also help organize private parties for those of you that prefer smaller and much more private venues. Just contact me...
The room number will be confirmed to everyone on the day of the event by email from this site and for those smart enough to leave me a phone number, a phone call as well.
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Happy Holidays and a safe and fun New Year!
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Posted:Dec 21, 2005 8:48 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Hi all, just wanted to say to all have happy holidays and a safe and fun New Year!
All the best to everyone!
This is the time to lay differences asside and enjoy happy times with friends and family!
Peace.
Neil
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OMG What a Marathon!
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Posted:Dec 12, 2005 4:25 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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OMG what a marathon!
I think that word sums it all up. This party was a marathon! We all fell asleep at 6h00 AM tired but satisfied...
I would like to thank all that attended. It was an increadible night! Allot of new faces at this party, hope to see you again!
Next party Jan 21 2006, Leather and Lace theme! Its already posted... Please apply early to secure your spot!
Neil
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Dec 10 2005 Group Party!
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Posted:Nov 22, 2005 4:23 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Hi all, the last party on Nov 19th 2005 was quite an event! Cirque du Soleil would have been proud! I would like to thank everyone who participated, as YOU made the party a night to cherish!
I will only confirm the venue on the night before the event. Depending on the number of people, I have a few venues I can book. Its seems that with every party, I need bigger and bigger venues... I will accept 36 people for this party. Dont wait, book early because like all the previous ones, it will be sold out fast...
This party will be open to bi, bi curious and straight people where everyone can come in and have a great time having sex with friends and strangers in a relaxed and safe environment.
As for sexual games, role play, BDSM etc all will be allowed as long as the parties are willing participants! No one will be forced to do anything they are not willing to do. I want everyone to feel safe and free to explore their fantasies... And No means no! I ask that everyone respect peoples limits!
In order to maintain a good ratio of men to women, I will limit single men to 8 but will leave it open for single women and couples. Age range will be open to all between 18 and 55. As soon as we hit room capacity, I will close the party and start compiling a standby list... So don't wait, apply as soon as you can...
************************** Requirements for ALL **************************
You must have a completed and accurate profile on this site including a pic! You can hide or alter the face but at least one general pic is a must. I WILL NOT CONFIRM ANYONE that does not meet this requirement!
You must bring your own condoms, drinks, toys, and towels. NO DRUGS at this event. If you will be in violation of this rule, you will be asked to leave. NO EXCEPTIONS!
NO CAMERAS or NO VIDEO or NO AUDIO recordings will be permitted. If you will be in violation of this rule, you will be asked to leave. NO EXCEPTIONS!
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************************ Requirements for COUPLES ************************
Entry fee for the party for (M-F) couples will be $30 per couple of 2 at the door. For those that prepay, not only will u guarantee your entry but the prepay fee will only be $20. You can prepay at www.paypal.com Please email us for our Paypal ID
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******************** Requirements for SINGLE FEMALES ********************
Entry fee is free! All I ask is that you confirm your attendance by officially applying. If for whatever reason your plans change and you can no longer attend, please let me know so that I can give your spot to someone else!
*******************************************************************
********************* Requirements for SINGLE MALES *********************
SINGLE MALES PLEASE READ THIS SECTION TWICE!
As single males will be limited to 6, ALL SINGLE MALES MUST BID AND PREPAY. If you don't intend to bid at least $100.00 AND PREPAY, don't even bother to apply! At the last party, successful bids were in 3 digits! and ask the guys that were there, it was worth every penny!
If you bid and were refused entry, your full prepayment will be refunded! we are not thieves and our reputation is worth more than a few bucks...
You can prepay at www.paypal.com and our Please email us for our Paypal ID.
If you bid AND were accepted, but at the last minute had an emergency and can no longer attend, please let me know at least two days prior to the event. If I am able to replace your successful bid with another person, you will get a full refund. If you only notify me after the refund deadline, you will only get a 50% refund.
Single males that gain entry at the party and have performance issues during the event, ... NO refunds...
SINGLE MALES PLEASE READ THE ABOVE SECTION AGAIN!
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Thank you for taking the time to read about my party. Hope to see you there!
I also help organize private parties for those of you that prefer smaller and much more private venues. Just contact me...
The room number will be confirmed to everyone on the day of the event by email from this site and for those smart enough to leave me a phone number, a phone call as well.
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OMG What a Night!
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Posted:Nov 21, 2005 3:55 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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OMG what an acrobatic night!
I was worried that it would be hard to beat the party of Oct 15... The Nov 19th did it! It will rank in my personal memories as an increadible night, one I will cherish till I am old and grey!
I have to thank all the women for an increadible performance! It was worthy of any Cirque Du Soleil show! All the guys left with huge smiles...
** Thanks to all that made this a night to remember **
hope to see you all on Dec 10th 2005 the next event!
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Nov 19 2005 Group Party!
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Posted:Oct 26, 2005 10:21 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Hi all, the last party on Oct 15th 2005 at Motel le Chablis was a huge success! I would like to thank everyone who participated, as YOU made the party a hit!
I actually had to refuse more people than I accepted at the last one, so I am currently looking for a new venue that will have a much bigger room for us to play in. This way I will be able to accept more than the 25 I had confirmed last time.... As soon as I find the perfect location, I will post the details.... I promise it will have all the amenities that you are used to at my parties...
This party will be open to bi, bi curious and straight people where everyone can come in and have a great time having sex with friends and strangers in a relaxed and safe environment.
As for sexual games, role play, BDSM etc all will be allowed as long as the parties are willing participants! No one will be forced to do anything they are not willing to do. I want everyone to feel safe and free to explore their fantasies... And No means no! I ask that everyone respect peoples limits!
In order to maintain a good ratio of men to women, I will limit single men to 6 but will leave it open for single women and couples. Age range will be open to all between 18 and 60. As soon as we hit room capacity, I will close the party and start compiling a standby list... So don't wait, apply as soon as you can...
************************** Requirements for ALL **************************
You must have a completed and accurate profile on this site including a pic! You can hide or alter the face but at least one general pic is a must. I WILL NOT CONFIRM ANYONE that does not meet this requirement!
You must bring your own condoms, drinks, toys, and towels. NO DRUGS at this event. If you will be in violation of this rule, you will be asked to leave. NO EXCEPTIONS!
NO CAMERAS or NO VIDEO or NO AUDIO recordings will be permitted. If you will be in violation of this rule, you will be asked to leave. NO EXCEPTIONS!
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************************ Requirements for COUPLES ************************
Entry fee for the party for (M-F) couples will be $30 per couple of 2 at the door. For those that prepay, not only will u guarantee your entry but the prepay fee will only be $20. You can prepay at www.paypal.com Please email us for our Paypal ID
*******************************************************************
******************** Requirements for SINGLE FEMALES ********************
Entry fee is free! All I ask is that you confirm your attendance by officially applying. If for whatever reason your plans change and you can no longer attend, please let me know so that I can give your spot to someone else!
*******************************************************************
********************* Requirements for SINGLE MALES *********************
SINGLE MALES PLEASE READ THIS SECTION TWICE!
As single males will be limited to 6, ALL SINGLE MALES MUST BID AND PREPAY. If you don't intend to bid at least $100.00 AND PREPAY, don't even bother to apply! At the last party, successful bids were in 3 digits! and ask the guys that were there, it was worth every penny!
If you bid and were refused entry, your full prepayment will be refunded! we are not thieves and our reputation is worth more than a few bucks...
You can prepay at www.paypal.com and our Please email us for our Paypal ID.
If you bid AND were accepted, but at the last minute had an emergency and can no longer attend, please let me know at least two days prior to the event. If I am able to replace your successful bid with another person, you will get a full refund. If you only notify me after the refund deadline, you will only get a 50% refund.
Single males that gain entry at the party and have performance issues during the event, ... NO refunds...
SINGLE MALES PLEASE READ THE ABOVE SECTION AGAIN!
******************************************************************
Thank you for taking the time to read about my party. Hope to see you there!
I also help organize private parties for those of you that prefer smaller and much more private venues. Just contact me...
The room number will be confirmed to everyone on the day of the event by email from this site and for those smart enough to leave me a phone number, a phone call as well.
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