vibrating cock rings
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Posted:Dec 15, 2020 10:37 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:58 pm
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i'm a fan
it's always worth it get out of my own head
i have a hard time in 69 because it's hard concentrate on a variety of things
those people who can guitar AND sing at the same time are like superheroes
i think lots of people have ration stimuli
swelling labia and vagina cream need lots of focus, along with a slippy clit
can't have the ballgame on in the background when you really need dig in
vibrating cock rings help focus on ONE PARTICULAR SPOT, and everything else is secondary
and maintaining eye contact keep the agenda focussed
so say we all
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It's just a blindfold
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Posted:Jul 22, 2020 4:12 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2020 4:13 am
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But it's oh so much more!
It's a gateway drug for people who I need to be a sub.
Sure you don't want to be submissive, but exposure training with a blindfold starting at 5 minutes (with an orgasm or 3) then working up.
Being a sub doesn't mean you are a masochist.
And now that we're all wearing fancy pandemic masks, a blindfold isn't much more. Like a sleeping mask. Especially if a blindfold is just cloth. Doesn't have to be fancy or a big deal.
Amen.
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latex, corsets, cum?
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Posted:Dec 19, 2019 2:09 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:58 pm
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i was at a kink/lingerie party in a warehouse a few years ago. pretty tame, no abject nudity. but the warehouse had like a coworking section and a clothing and corset design team in another part, near where the "stage" was with amateur burlesque dancers and singers. in the design section there were couches and racks with lots of corsets. and those screens people used to get behind in movies to change clothes. 3 barely legal teens were with an older woman who brought them behind the screens to try things on.
they totally didn't want to go in there and get topless. but she finally convinced them to have fun with it. they were timid but it was all ok. but none of the 3 knew there was a massive mirror on the wall above them, angled outward for all to see. it was a delight to watch them fondle themselves and each other, trying to get their tits into the corsets and optimize the presentation. of cleavage and hints of visible nipples.
later in the night, the girl i was with [not dating, racy work colleague] went in behind the screen [we were both noting the mirror and the girls from on the couches. she was in there, staring up into the mirror as she took off her "conservative" lingerie, fondled herself, tried on a corset, then another. all while looking at me up in the mirror.
she beckoned me in and asked me to tit fuck her with the second corset on. royal blue, silk, flared at the top, easy nipple presentation. "DO NOT ON THIS CORSET!" she was pretty adamant. lol. i did. just a bit. and we spent a solid 5 minutes doing our best to remove any sign of my .
SO MUCH HARDER THAN GETTING OFF LATEX, i tells ya! yikes!
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Bathroom, Party, Titcum, Trifecta
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Posted:Dec 19, 2019 1:25 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2020 11:23 pm
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since we're taking back the word "slut" to its stigma, let me remind you the joy of going to a party and meeting a cleavage expert who is horny but not so horny that she wants to get fucked in a bedroom at a party.
a perfectly noble pursuit is to slide into a bathroom at a party, disrobe above her waist, and invite a happy boy to slide his hard hard penis all over her tits, do his cream on her.
then rub it into her tits, slick up her nipples, stick your fingers into her mouth, let her lick off your cock, then rub the in more until it is suitable to re-bra, re-clothe and return to the part.
and there should be medals for accomplishing a trifecta or hatrick with 3 happy boys.
see, that wasn't so hard?
"slut" is a perfectly respectful evening activity!
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IM Ghosting
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Posted:Nov 15, 2019 1:47 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2019 1:50 pm
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IM ghosting is a massive pain.
i think we need a no-stress, escape/departure phrase.
"thanks, bye." is pretty easy once you start a conversation with someone, that ends up not going anywhere.
i use it when i feel like leaving. i don't feel like i'm mean to move on in life. and it lets people know there's nothing there.
courtesy is lacking in our angry angry world these days. at the very least we should practice it here.
i went to a speed dating event one night with a couple friends. everyone said a kind of goodbye, but one girl, at the end of our initial couple minutes, just...left. everyone know these rotations happen, but ya gotta at least say bye!
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XXX haiku
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Posted:Oct 28, 2019 1:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:58 pm
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haiku is such a beautiful, pastoral, meditative poetry form.
love it in so many ways.
then to ratchet it up to xxx is a dream:
flaming labia
semen deep inside your cunt
never pulling out
what does THAT do for you, hey?
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in the garden
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Posted:Oct 28, 2019 1:26 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:58 pm
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lying on the grass beside the garden of her back yard
drinking vodka and cranberry
rubbing each other's bodies. in shorts. her in a sun dress.
pulling her dress down, rubbing hydrangea leaves on her breasts
finger up her vagina. then 2 fingers.
how long can this last
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Post cum cock torture
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Posted:Oct 28, 2019 12:55 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:58 pm
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so she said torture, but i think she means "torture"
in one sense, ANYthing you do to a clit or cock after orgasm can be torture, but i always wonder if she meant mercilessly inflicting pain at such a vulnerable time.
in the end, the long long IM, that switched into a video chat was inconclusive. but i'm going to try that dance again with her again.
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Marie Kondo that shit
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Posted:Oct 28, 2019 11:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 2:58 pm
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so i'm no rockstar but i've been into minimalism for a couple decades. mostly because of poor grad student. but also because of oregon being weird.
i like seeing new trendy things like marie kondo. gets people outta their heads and into their souls. with less shit lying around.
but being underemployed, and frankly often enjoying that but not always, i don't have for nice things. or things, sometimes.
so i'm going to blog more in here, so i can get "points" so i can continue my IM fun. where's that winning lottery lying on the ground, thing? 
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G-spot vibration
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Posted:Sep 16, 2019 11:12 am
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2019 11:41 am
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I had a delightful weekend, spending much of it with the large boobed Fijian librarian from school tied up and blindfolded on my bed.
I spent much of the weekend manipulating various objects that spent a great deal of time in her pretty in pink vagina.
At one point, she was on all fours, gliding her nipples along the sheets while I had this vibrator in her that was producing new ways of jiggling her g-spot.
It became our go-to move periodically. I wished she let me film her reaction. Regardless, it'll never leave my burned-in memory!
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