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Sexual Riddles...Well not really
Posted:Sep 13, 2006 12:40 am
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2006 6:46 am
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It was the first time as I recall,
One evening in May, you gave it me,
My mother was hiding and watching it all,
My very first time with her own eyes to see.
It was an experience beyond compare.
You pushed it between my lips, I swear,
I could feel it, feel it, all of it there.
I coughed and I spluttered, I thought I would choke,
So great was the feeling that nobody spoke,
The first time you gave me - my very first smoke.

1. What is it a man can do standing, a woman sitting down, and a on three legs? - Shake hands.
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman only two of? -Legs.
3. What is a four-letter word ending in 'k' that means the same as intercourse? - Talk.
4. What is it on a man that is round, hard, and sticks so far out of his pyjamas that you can hang his hat on it? - His head.
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