Mostly Modest Monday...
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Posted:May 27, 2012 7:24 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2012 5:05 pm
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Tomorrow is the start of Mostly Modest Monday (MMM).
This doesn't actually doesn't exist, I just made it up.
It's an opportunity to have more time to think about how much and/or what naked I'll show. And to remind myself that on a website overflowing with pictures of "everything" that sometimes less is more.
So tell me: more is better (aka half-naked) or less is more (aka mostly modest.)
I *think* I know the answer, but nothing about this website is predictable, so I'm honestly not sure.
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Roulette
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Posted:May 26, 2012 3:02 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2012 6:30 pm
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I'm more of a people watcher than gambler, but I am fascinated by roulette. It's the randomness of it that draws my attention. There are no "skills" to develop or learn; excluding some basic math to determine the odds. The chances of winning vary, but the chances of winning big or small? Not good. I rarely make a bet, but when I do, it's always 22.
A single number guess? I do, because one day, when I least expect it, I'm going to win. It won't be fast or easy and there will be a lot of bad spins. But when it does work? All the effort from before will be worth it.
The chances of being right *here* are even worse odds. But I'm not finished.
I am feeling very, very lucky. Very.
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Wild & Crazy Sex Dreams
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Posted:May 25, 2012 7:12 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2012 8:49 pm
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Last night I dreamed that I went to Wal-Mart and bought contact solution. It felt so *real* that when I woke up I was surprised to find the bottle almost empty! I went ahead and added cat litter to shopping list, so I won't visiting dreamland. Wal-Mart again tonight.
What am I doing wrong? This is not the material that will my friends green with envy, make me smile all day and plan for an early-to-bed evening. It's not even worth remembering. Sigh.
I would like to be dreaming something a little more *interesting*.
Perhaps a Joanna sandwich using Vin Diesel as one "slice of bread" and....it took me five seconds to come up with 7 other "slices of bread." Sadly I don't have all day for a full-list. Sigh. And that is just the tip of the iceberg.
Any advice on how to *not* spend my evening hours wandering around the retail evil empire?
I have health insurance and a moron doctor who works at a pill mill, no narcotics, but everything else is good.
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What type of sexual activities turn you on (or off)?
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Posted:May 24, 2012 9:47 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2012 6:47 am
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The first choices are clear (even for someone as in the dark as I am):
1. Giving Oral Sex
2. Receiving Oral Sex
The others are a combination of
*HELL NO
*NO
*90% No, which stills means maybe
*50-50, depending on if I feel like it
*Yes
It's not clear to me which perspective the person answering the question. Using myself as an example...
1) HELL NO - Scat. There are no qualifiers here. Just HELL NO.
2) NO - Water Sports. If you were on fire I would want to SAVE YOU! Sadly though, if you *were* a human ball of flames heading in my direction I will likely be frozen fear, or had already made *my* pants fire proof. Sorry, but there won't be enough for both of us.
3) 90% No - Rimming. I am not going to toss anyone's salad, but if my partner wants to...
4) 50-50 - Depending if I get the "fun" role.
5) Yes - Sorry, but it's surprise for the right person...people?
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$11.94
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Posted:May 22, 2012 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2012 11:14 am
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This is how much I've spent so far...mostly because I had to change my gender from male-female.
I'm having ups and downs with my access, and I'm not able to predict what will happen next at any given point. I "don't have enough points" to send emails, so if you've written and have *not* heard from it, I'm trying to decide what to do next.
Emails - for those who sent your emails? Perfect timing!
More blogs? Yes! Everything else? Don't know yet.
Should I wait a week to see what happens next? It couldn't hurt.
I'm very good at guessing games; if you are too, send me a message. Or post a reply. I love *everything* about Google. I was surprised to find out that I was the only person with my name to feel that way about their g male!
UPDATE!!! I have a trial membership that ends on the 30th. I may not be able to reply to emails after that. If you'd like to get in touch with me, the time is now.
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Mr Too Far Away,
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Posted:May 22, 2012 9:53 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2012 11:10 pm
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Mr Too Far Away,
Previously there has been a Mr Right, Mr Wrong, Mr Right Now, etc. Now there’s a new edition to the list: Mr Too Far Away. My search area is a *MAXIMUM* of a one hour drive. I’m willing to put in some effort into meeting someone, but I draw the line at road trip.
When I bump into random profiles (I now understand why men in Australia are looking at me) I take a look. If I regret that we live too far apart, I’ll write and say so. Many have written back to say thanks. It reminds me that a compliment is a small gesture that is always appreciated.
I recently saw an introduction that so perfectly matched what I want to say I swear I heard angels singing. Ahhhhhhhhh! I wrote him to say that I was sorry we lived so far apart, and that his profile describes what I want better than I can!
What to do next? I emailed to ask if I could borrow some of his ideas to use for my “ideal” profile description. I emphasized that I wouldn’t do anything without his permission...I may have glossed over that there’s an entire paragraph I want to use. Hmm.
He said yes! Now I have to figure out what to do, and have him look it over. And try to make it work.
I emailed to say “thanks” maybe if I’m lucky I’ll be able to thank him again after I meet someone.....
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Why Did You Write Me?
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Posted:May 22, 2012 9:32 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2012 7:42 pm
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I recently received this email:
"It's going pretty well as well. Just relaxing. Some gardening"
He initially sent me a "How are you?" email, probably to check if I was interested, and to open the communication door because I'm a Standard member. I wrote him back saying "I was having a nice weekend, how was his weekend," blah. blah, blah.
The online version of waiting room small talk on the Biggest Adult Sex Dating site (or something like that)?
In a sad way I an easily see us drifting in conversations about gardening and what type of sunlight various tomato plants type.
This is as bad. But still better than "u wanna fuck" email. It seems like there two sides of the perspective. Those who should be meeting women through a church singles group, and those who are looking for dates by driving around late at night to see if of the lovely ladies are waiting for the bus...or something else.
One side is too much and the other too little.
He has a gold membership; I'm not sure if it's money well spent.
I'm a nice person. In real life I'd continue this conversation until we go our separate ways. This is not the right place...and of course, I sent him the "thanks but not interested" email
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Purity Scores
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Posted:May 22, 2012 5:12 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2012 2:58 pm
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My purity score is hidden. There are things that I don't want *everyone* to know and/or only want to share with a few people. Not everyone is so shy. Some people have scores of less than 10.
I was impressed with less than 15! I'd love to ask the below 10 people "So what's left? What are you saving for last? I'm sure your Mom hopes you skips the jail one...no need to perfect!
My purity score is interesting. I had someone ask me if mid-50s was ok. Personally I think it's great. Finding someone who's been there and done that and that and that and that, etc...doesn't seem appealing.
I got to 71 before I stopped taking it.
I took and saw that you could change your answer. Oh okay. I took it again and decided "I'm not answering that, or that or that, or that...and DEFINITELY not that. My score went up.
I took it THIRD time and the decided the answer to this, and this, and this, and this, and this was no, no, no, no and HELLS NO I'm not answering these. My score went up.
I realised that by round eight I'd have a score of 115/100 so I stopped.
I'm fascinated by what people will admit me to/confess to/feel pressured into lying about.
I'm not sharing most, if any of that.
This over-sharing makes me wonder if I’ll be able to remember my manners. How can you *NOT* take a glance at below his belt with wondering “Hmmm, is what he said true....long/thick?” Being caught staring is rude, but it’s hard to imagine not staring. This could be more that a little distracting. What about “Do you mind if I take a quick look to check?” What if he’s over-estimated? Do you compliment him on his modesty if he’s not telling the truth in the other direction.
I don’t think the etiquette books cover this.
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Pictures
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Posted:May 21, 2012 1:52 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2012 7:49 pm
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Before I post a picture there are three things I consider.
1.How many people will see it?
I'm surprised by how many people have seen my tattoo. It's covered by *all* the clothes I wear and is only seen when I show someone and/or when I'm undressing. I ask myself "What do I want everyone to see vs something that is only for a few eyes?"
2. How many people will see it?
On an embarrassment scale of 1-5, with one being a picture of me in braces, acne, glasses phase is 1, and actually medically dying. I want my pictures at a 2-3. I don't want to wonder if my co-workers have seen it, fine, but they'd also have to confessing to being on the site.
3. What happens with the pictures I post?
After I post my picture I can't take it back. I can try to delete or remove it, but that won't change the fact that people have seen it. I've posted the legal warning, but I can't really monitor what people are doing with my picture after a right click. Oh, right click is disabled? Screen shot? Picture of a computer screen. Any one who is here will have a way to save a picture.
Some people have great pictures, but that isn't right for me.
Finally: NO MORE NAKED PICTURE ATTACHMENTS!!!!!
I'm starting to fear the paper clip even at work.
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Secret Codes
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Posted:May 20, 2012 5:34 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2012 7:48 pm
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When I read a profile, I look at the message and wonder is there a secret code in there that I don't understand. Are there other people who are also hiding? How do they find each other? How do they learn what needs to be said?
There are people, who will have to look very hard to find someone. If you can't write what you want, how do you get? How do people find you?
I'm hoping that I just don't see what they see...
Someone Can't Always Talk about who they are? SCAT
I hope they do.
I have no idea how this can be a turn-on, and I'm fine *NOT* knowing, but it's listed as an option because someone does.
Life "out there" is hard, being judged "in here" has to hurt.
Good Luck!
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Look & See
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Posted:May 19, 2012 6:50 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2012 4:01 pm
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There is a cost to everything; for me to able to "see" other profiles, I have to let people "look" at me. I can understand the reasoning ie if men are paying to "look" for women, women need an incentive to want to be seen.
I could stay hidden and pay the membership fee, but there a downsides. First, how long will it (aka how expensive) will it be until I find what I'm looking for? Second, I might not find him because I don't know the "secret word". Third, I need to find more profiles that have what I want to say.
So, my one week of hiding is over. Early. But I'll probably hide one of twice a month to avoid burn out.
The search continues.
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Hidden - Day Three
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Posted:May 18, 2012 3:44 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2012 5:20 pm
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Only a few emails from people I've been in contact before. I send them the "the thanks, but no thanks" message and remove them. No response from the interesting email...maybe it was an email mirage? I don't check.
I am impatient. I am afraid.
The only thing worse is alcohol and "a good idea."
What am going to do? I am waiting to "know" and/or Day Seven.
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Hidden - Day Two
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Posted:May 17, 2012 8:12 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2012 11:15 am
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I'm starting to believe that life doesn't have a bend in the road that gives you the option one way or the other. Life is like curly hair...full of bends and twists that are less predictable than it first seems.
It's the only way to explain getting an interesting email on the day I didn't want to receive another email. Add in the fact that he was thinking of leaving as well? I have no answers.
I've rewritten my Introduction again. Third times the charm?
I'm hoping so.
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