friday night
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Posted:Nov 3, 2006 9:13 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2006 3:28 am
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mmmmm friday night i just got home from a double shift....need to learn to keep mouth shut...standing all day cooking is not good for old people like me....got stopped by the cops on the way home....when i hit that deer i blew a headlight who knew....jeeze I'm just so glad its still running lol....couldn't find my insurance card...was so mad and angry i think he gave me a warning to get me out of there before i blew....i laughed so hard on the way home....i must have looked bad I'm betting he felt sorry for me....although small town cop nothing to do till the bar closes ....anyway I'm home found the stupid card in my purse duh when i hit the deer i got the card out to call insurance guy ....I'm like a soup sandwich most times...most of my friends just shake their head and say well it is Patty...lol ....i do tend to do then think just a few updates wrestling starts omg ....sports gotta love them but wrestling i would go for golf instead of that and its so damn boring i want to shoot myself .....unless its miniature golf thats fun....thinking of going to my dances again....i love to dance and these dances i can go by myself..and not be harassed or well made fun of...I'm a bbw as most know and well these are dances for the bbws...they are fun those ladies and guys sure know how to have a good time....they just dance and chat and are great people...i love to dance did i say this probably...i go to shake the booty and this helps my diet and it makes me feel awesome to dance and move to the beat....mostly fast dances i don't slow dance to much need a partner for that...i love to slow dance its like making love standing up and dressed you get to feel the other person moving with you against you...if they smell good and feel good its almost like sex,...now i said almost....you can look into each others eyes tease and kiss touch parts of the body....its great...but then dirty dancing is fun as well altough this i do in private....with a special someone.....well going to go cuddle with my teddy have a great weekend everyone hugs and kisses to all special nibbles to all as well ....Patty
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erotic message
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Posted:Nov 2, 2006 9:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2012 2:15 pm
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i joined a group called erotic stories...i have tried my hand making up stories that are exciting and tempting very visual and well they make you sit up and say damn i need some sex right now.....well one im working on now is about a woman who is venturing out into a new area....a male female male outing so to speak ....she wants to know what its like to be pleased by not one but two men at the same time.....i have not experience this not sure i ever will but i have a great imagination so here goes.....she sees him across the room hes holding a glass of some sort of liquid...he turns at that moment and sees her looking at him...he smiles of course then turns back to the conversation...shes disappointed she wants him is at this moment tingly for him.....the smile made her nipples grow hard and tighten.....at that moment as if she sent out subtle signals to him he turns again and looks straight at her breasts....oh my god can he see my nipples are hard....can he tell im frisky.....he says something to the group hes with and moves toward her....now shes in trouble her whole body is tensing up also she can feel shes getting very wet...and its very warm all of a sudden....he smiles as he passes her to go to the bar....she breaths a sign of relief till she feels warm air on her neck.....he whispers in her ear i see you truly like me....i didnt think i could tell if a woman was turned on by me but damn you look good enough to eat......she breaths deep her chest comes up and he gets a real good look at her cleavage....nice cleavage......it is...he stands just behind her she can feel his heat his warm breath on her skin her nipples if its possible just got harder.....he leans in again to whisper i would like to suck those babies in my mouth right now and see if they taste as sweet as they look through that shirt...she just smiles and starts to walk to the door...he follows...he catches the eye of his friend he came with and motions him to the door......she is unaware of this at the time and goes into the hall way.....he comes out and leads her to a stair way down the hall....its dark and quiet....but a little security light is on and you can make out everything......she turns to him and starts to take off her shirt slowly while watching him.....the whole time ....shes not wearing a bra and he leans down and sharply takes one nipple in his mouth she gasps loudly omg....she feels her pussy is really wet now shes very excited....and pulls his head closer suck hard baby omg suck harder.....he reaches for the other breast...and kneads it rolls the nipple in his fingers she moans...mmmmmmmm yesssssss...she reaches for his jacket to take it off he stops her and stands up....shes alittle dazed and confused but as she reaches for him she notices they are not alone.....there is a man in the stair well with them...and hes smiling at her....the first man smiles and says my friend is here to enjoy as well...he will take very good care of all your needs just like i will....shes scared till he reaches up and takes her hand and leads her to the other man and he slowly leans down to kiss her as the first man comes up behind her to undo her skirt.....oh my god this feels so good.....yes yes ...calm down baby we have a long while lets take our time your so tasty i want to take my time with you.....lets see what we have under those clothes though....as he says this the first man...is sliding down her skirt she has on a garter belt and underwear and stockings.....so beautiful....so sexy.....the second man leans down to take a nipple in his mouth and sucks and licks this till she moans her pleasure and her arms reach up the first man lets call him steve....is roaming his hands over her body her butt her legs hes kissing down her back to her butt takes her panties in his mouth and pulls them down her ass...oh baby he kisses her cheeks one by one.....then spreads them apart and blows lighty on the heated skin she shivers because man number two who we'll call...mark...is sucking and licking on her nipples and his hand is reaching down her stomach to the top of her pussy.... he reaches down and rips her panties completely off....slowly they both reach her clit at the same time...ooooooo yesssss your so wet mmmmm i want to taste that ....they move to the stairs to put her on a step... she leans back they spread her legs.....and just look at her sweet very wet very juicy pink pussy......steve reaches to touch her clit and rub it she spreads her legs further apart and smiles yes baby rub my clit.....make me cummmm.....he does he rubs her clit while she moans and twists on the stairs mark now wants some action he also reaches down but not to her clit to her lips and spreads them to find her entrance and slide two fingers inside she lifts her hips off the stairs.....to meet his thrusts all the while steve is rubbing her clit.....thats it baby cum cum hard.....lets see how juciy and yummy you are.....at this time shes moaning louder....she reaches for steves cock she wants to feel how hard it is how smooth the heads is.....oh she wants to play welll well he moves up couple of stairs to her mouth and places his tip on her lips.....and pushes for entry...open up baby let me fill your mouth ......she slowly opens her mouth as she does this mark slips two more fingers into her thats four god im going to cummmm....keep licking my cock baby as you cummm ....dont stop.....she sucks his cock into her mouth.....wanting to swallow the whole thing but hes big...but it feels so gooooooooddddddd....she sucks faster up and down his shaft making him so wet and slippery hes holding her head so she can take him deeper.....she reaches down to rub her clit as mark is fucking her with four fingers inside her stretching her......shes moaning while steves cock is inside her mouth.......mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm.....she pulls off his cock and tells mark to fuck her to fuck her now he pulls her hand to lift her up bends her over the railing and spreads her legs and enters her with a strong hard thrust......he pulls out to move her so she is standing over the stairs and pushes her back over to have her standing but bent at the waist and enters her she leans forward with her arms on the stairs and her ass is up in the air open and exposed.....steve moves in to position himself.. under her so she can suck his cock while being fucked from behind.......shes is being pounded by mark hes thrusting and thrusting yes yes yes baby take it take it all.......he slaps her lighty on the asss....you naughty little girl you suck that cock good....mmmmmmm...mark pulls out tells steve you have got to put your cock in this womans pussy to feel how tight and wet she is ......ill let her suck me for a bit....well they change positons and shes now being fucked even harder by steve and shes sucking marks cock with her juices on it ....mmmmmm hes thrusting her till her pussy is dripping wet....she has yet to cum shes so excited its hard to concentrate......so she reaches between her legs and starts to rub her clit........faster faster shes close to cumming shes squeezing her muscles around steves cock milking it.....she pulls off marks cock to moan loudly im cumming im cumming .....aaaaaahhhhhhh.....yesssssss dont stop ....omg im cummming....her legs are trembling then she feels something different...mark slide down and is now licking her clit....omgggggggg yessssssssss yesssssss.....as shes cumming mark slides back up and sticks his cock into her mouth just in time to cum inside and she drinks him all up.....mmmmmmmmm steve is still thrusting inside her harder now just pounding away hes moaning loudly now hes going to cummmmmm.......yes baby yess cum for me i want to taste you....so he pulls out and she turns and he cumms as she opens her mouth to lick it up and some of it hits her chest and nipples.....as she is cleaning this off with her fingers.....and sucking them...to get the last drop...she finds shes alone in the stairwell....they have gone.....she feels a moment of guilt..then gets dressed as best she can and goes in serch of the bathroom......she freshens up as best as possible....then returns to the party....she goes to the bar to get a much needed drink she sees the two men..watching her....they also have drinks and there clothes are a little messed....she smiles at them the raise their glasses and smiles back.....as she gets ready to leave a co worker comes over and says have you met our new boss and his brother.....she turns to say no and standing in front of her are the two men.......i see a promotion in her future.....not sure if this is erotic or not just trying my hand hard to write in the third person maybe reivise it and put me in it....tell you how my clit feels how my pussy throbbs while being pounded hard and good ..i dont know need practice will keep working on it .....hugs patty
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been away
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Posted:Oct 29, 2006 8:07 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2012 2:12 pm
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ihave been away for a bit will be again im thinking but well what can i say things get so busy sometimes and its the holidays im taking on extra work to get some stuff paid for and well you know xmas....big update the boys lost their game...but what a game it was my goodness they played the best they have ever played i was so proud it was so exciting....such a good season no heartbreaks here they did a great job....the pirates finished their season 5-4 but let me tell you i have seen them go from shutting down to playing their hearts out to being the best team on the field....my babies did awesome lol..of course right??? well i think so they were so pumped for this game....i cant tell you what an exciting game it was....and like i said no heartache over this loss because they played the best theyve played all year just got beat by a better team not because they shut down or screwed up which makes it better .....stomach is back to normal sort of i hit a deer on friday...sore as all get out i hit the steering wheel no seat belt big mistake....oh well several tylenol and a huge heating pad later im better lol..chest is still sore though but i hit the wheel pretty hard i didnt even feel it till sat because i was so hyped over the game that night i was high on adrenaline...lol...i will be in and out because now its wrestling jeeze and well holiday baking i take on extra baking for more money...gotta by christmas gifts and saving for a new car....and a new computer god life just keeps going...have fun get lots of loving i miss my loving....well need to make time for that im thinking it getting cold out ...lol i do miss cuddling and hugging kissing things like that...but oh well it will happen i hope lol no luck so far though...take care Patty
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Posted:Oct 23, 2006 4:34 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2012 2:12 pm
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well my stomach is tied in knots....this playoff game is driving me crazy lol i so want them to win i so want them to do good...but i feel so scared for them why is that anyone else stand on the brink of something like this with their you cant do anything to help but encourage them and hope they do good...well i can yell and belive me in you live in the bloomington area lol please hold your ears i will be loud...they play friday night under the lights at bloomington....my boys won their championship game in youth football and they won confrence champs both years for sophmores but this is different....the parents and fans at their school are really looking forward for ottawa to do something good for their football league its been a bad few years for ottawa pirates football..new coaches this year and lots of changes.....just hope they are pumped up and ready but win or lose im so proud of them and all the players .....ok gotta go make choc chip cookies for the players they love them lol....make them every year for the boys take care i will update lol not that anyone really cares but its my blog journal whatever and im going to so nnnnnnaaaaaannnnnnaaaaaaaa lol cya Patty
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Posted:Oct 22, 2006 7:59 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2006 4:57 pm
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can you be horny and hate sex at the same time...is that possible...lol i think im there tonight im so frisky right now i want sex right now but the thought of having sex makes me cringe...wtf??? is this the change of life ..or some cruel joke from god saying ok now im going to play a little with you....what ever it is its a strange feeling ....it was so bad today i watched a porn movie....god ....not to bad man made love not the normal porn fuck fest..he took his time playing sucking licking play with her lots of time then spent time on her nipples which i love a slow hand a great tongue and nipple play...but when i went into my room to watch some reg tv because i watched the porn on computer on another site ....i was very turned on and frisky but i laid in my bed naked playing with my nipples and said this sucks i dont want to do this....i want a nap...mmmm oh well maybe because i was by myself this happened....maybe i need the man to compelete the picture..who knows threw me for a loop though im going to tell you thatand i miss my ex if you can even call him that...maybe thats it as well going through stages of bull shit ...one begging.....two hatred...three messing with my sex life...four depression..and five homicide lol sorry just venting lmao....there really are not stages to bull shit but it seems like i just ran through them or wait is that pms...jeeze life is confusing im going to take a hot bath and contimplate killing some cookies and milk take care all have a great evening dont work to hard this week and hugs and kisses to all Patty
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Posted:Oct 21, 2006 5:38 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2006 4:57 pm
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shit shit shit shit....lol now that i got that out...lol hows everyones sweetest day...well im on the computer you can guess how mine is going...lol..watching videos and feeling sorry for myself....anyway Ottawa is in the playoffs yeah baby....my youngest got hurt at the game....we spent most of the night in the er when we came back from the game bad hand injury hes my sophmore and they had their last game last night and a awesome season 8-1 ......my varisty player missed his extra point last night his fault didnt follow through...but hes a right guard and he did awesome on the offensive line....played some defense as well got some good i mean good tackles...they lost however...not sure why the team seemed to shut down....lots of injuries on the team 10 out with injuries...bad bad bad ...oh well going to finish feeling sorry for my self and then go to bed ....take care everyone have a great sweetest day and kiss the one you love ....or at least give him or her a hug....later tators Patty
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hello from blog land
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Posted:Oct 19, 2006 5:14 am
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2006 4:57 pm
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lol love this form of venting or chatting...another day in the trenches....getting ready for work going to go cook for hungry people....need to find time to cook for me i love to bake and its the season....breads cakes pies cookies ...mmmm did i mention cookies....gotta love the warm inviting scent of baked goodies in the air....love the fall season dont you....football yeah baby falling leaves pretty colors and baking special goodies that make your mouth water and tempt you to say diet what the hell does that mean....mmmmmm can you smell cinnamom in the air from a warm baked just out of the oven apple pie......or the hint of yeast and flour from the two loaves of homemade bread waiting to come out.....ok can anyone tell im hungry lol have a great day Patty,...go Ottawa Pirates......woo hoo tomorrow big big game....cya
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reflections
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Posted:Oct 18, 2006 8:25 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2012 2:11 pm
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Do you ever go back to something you typed or wrote or said and rehash it several times wondering if you said the right thing??? i do this a lot ..i bet i rehash every conversation ive ever had with someone...wondering can i do better was i bitchy was i weirded out as my say....i just reread my last blog god what a bitter bitch i sound like....anyway no offense to any men reading my blogs im just venting and its a lazy way to journal on the net lol no writing just typing....contrary to hatefull posts on my part i dont hate men just the opposite i just hate the games that are played..dont you want someone who you can count on to be there im not talking marriage im talking to be there if you need them...to talk to to love on to kiss and hug to screw the daylights out of and be comfortable in the fact they dont judge you just love you.....im kinda new to the whole relationship thing....finding my sea legs if you will...but i do know i like to be able to call someone up say hey baby i need to fuck back....or i want you to come over and hold me....then you go about your day week month and are confident in the knowledge your friend supports you..if it grows to somthing bigger and better awesome if not and you remain friends well awesome as well....im thiniking this all comes with time....hugs and kisses Patty...ps yes calling someone up to say i want to fuck your brains out is a great way to start and evening or afternoon of fun.....lol take care ...go pirates
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How about those bears
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Posted:Oct 17, 2006 1:30 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2006 6:00 pm
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wow did they squeak by or what....lol who cares they won...i love it...life is going good sort of....got some really strange news today...life takes the weirdest turns..anyway got this book about relationships with men....ok now i know men are different than women ...lol duh..but do men really hate talking about relationships to the point that if the woman does you leave that relationship???whats with that...you cant handle emotions?? or an emotional woman... why does this book say men dont deal with the inner self they just deal with their new phones and sports and gadgets..this book also says you cant convince a man to take you back you must retrain the way you think look and act to win him back because men like new things....but he does say if you want him back you must back off dont talk to him give him space to miss you ....wtf??? are you kidding me....of course this is written by man not sure that has anything to do with it but geeze...anyway can you tell im bitter about the whole relationship thing i bet you couldnt lol...noooo no bitterness in these posts ...anyway going to the game friday night my boys are playing woo hoo i love being a football mom i get to yell....love it have a safe and wonderful day hugs kisses and whatever i feel like giving Patty
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well another day
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Posted:Oct 14, 2006 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2006 8:45 pm
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Ok ok i get it men want sex ok i got that....but why promise something you wont give....or do?? why not be truthful...why not be honest enough to say hey baby iwant to fuck you then maybe fuck you again then find someone else to go to to get more excitment...why the bull shit....oh baby i want you your the only one...do woman truly want to hear that do they believe that lol....im not looking to get married...just having a good time in my old age....was with out sex for 11 years want to have fun...but i really dont understand men at all....strange creatures god put on this earth to drive woman crazy ...lol they want you to have sex with them at the drop of a hat....but then they go about their lives without a second thought about you or even acknowledge your there then out of the blue they call and say hey baby hows it going how are you doing want to come over..then say things like trust me things will work out and belive that they will...then dont speak to you for two or three weeks or months lol....tell me thats not confusing??? and you might have guessed it been dumped recently well i think i have lol not truly sure whats going on...he comes and goes lol in both ways....so i guess im venting on a sat night feeling sorry for myself frisky as hell...wanting good sex and im alone with my and the dogs...and this goofy computer....so im venting...oh well more fish in the sea so to speak...need to let my heart in on that little unknown fact ....its broke in about four places and its taking its time to heal...but time heals all..even hearts and minds so heres to time and hope its well spent...lol
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its a great day
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Posted:Sep 4, 2006 2:11 pm
Last Updated:Sep 12, 2006 3:10 pm
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hey hey hey ....well another win in the Ottawa pirates football saga......33-22 varsity...33-0 sophmore...my is the extra point kicker he is 6 for 6...yes bragging again....sorry but i am so proud....my youngest is playing so good this year ....even with the teenage attitude ...lol i hope everyone has a great holiday weekend and i hope you never have to go to chicago and drive there ...omg i will never go there again unless im medicated....and never tell the people searching your purse if you had a weapon in there you would have already used it ...not a good thing ....lol nor tell the man in front of you at the snack bar your going to mug the first sob with a hot dog...cause you so hungry lmao...some people get such a look on their face ...lmao...take care everyone hugs and kisses Patty
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another day in the trenches
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Posted:Aug 28, 2006 5:46 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 6:36 am
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this blog thing is addicting like a journal of sorts.....i get to vent love it...just writing to say life is going good...things for me are looking up..thank god...i have met some wonderful people on this site im amazed truly..i have tried the other so called legit paid dating sites you know the e one the perfect one ...let me just say the bull shit ones those people lie they lie....most people are on this internet to get sex... and i say what is wrong with that???/nothing hey i just want fed while i do it lmao.....or a movie...treat me good but dont lie..its amazing i have met more honest upfront likable people on here than anydating site including personals...which by the way my perfect match on personals was a cross dressing red head with great legs....WTF??? good lord ...at least here i have found some good men with great butts yehaa...love it sorry just being silly...its sad but true you gotta laugh or you will be crying your self silly....thanks Local Sexy Swingers for this site....not sure what that means but thanks lol hugs kisses and nibbles Patty
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Ahh friday night football
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Posted:Aug 27, 2006 7:19 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2006 6:01 pm
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Well sons first game wow they did awesome both of them ones a sophmore ones a junior two different teams.....my soph make three amazing tackles...twice on the qb...yeah buddy this is great because he was going to quit this summer because of depression or teenage hormones or just competely bull shit...but the coaches and i wouldnt let him quit...and hes doing awesome....my oldest love to play football lives it.....hes 6 ft 313 and a right guard a defensive tackle and the extra point kicker....he can knock the out knock them down and kick th crap out of a football he was five for five extra point kicks....sorry i know bragging but i love to watch them ..and yell ...we are going to chicago this friday down town chicago...hoping they pull out this year and keep winning Ottawa is not know for its winning teams this year new coach new attitudes....last year my boys were confrence champs this year state ????? ok well im a mom i can dream.....GO OTTAWA PIRATES.....go bears lol love the b ears as well .....i also dream them going to the super bowl again along with the cubbies in the world series hey im a loyal fan what can i say it can and will happen ....take care hugs Patty
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