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Hail Eris, all hail Discordia...this blog is dedicated to the motto "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law, love under will"
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Thoughts from a GREAT Man
Posted:May 7, 2012 9:34 pm
Last Updated:May 11, 2012 4:04 am
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And when I say man, I mean an entity from the planet known as earth and classified as a male homo sapiens...I thought this to be an excellent commentary on what will be yet another useless choice between a corporate lackey and shill for big business...

8 As 128 Era Pataphysique

for Col. Hugh Romney, USAF [ret.]

I have never enjoyed an election more, or had my animal spirits raised higher by the results. I feel, in short, just like I did in Berlin the week before the Wall came down: a quantum jump seems about to happen.

My perennial candidate, Nobody, scored another stunning victory. The majority of citizens simply ignored the Gush/Bore/TSOG Control Machine, and "voted for Nobody," i.e. didn't vote at all. Unlike alienated artists of the past, I belong to the majority party -- the millions who looked over the candidates and decided they trusted Nobody.

According to the latest [wobbly] figures, since Gush and Bore each got the vote of [roughly] 25% of the eligible voters, and Nobody got the vote of [roughly] 50%, then Nobody won. Adding the "protest votes" for Nader, Browne etc., Nobody won even bigger, around 55%. since in this carefully rigged system, third party votes are, in effect, votes for Nobody. The people who voted for those "minority" candidates certainly didn't expect them to win; they just expressed their contempt for the 2 Lying Bastards more actively than those of us who just stayed home, got stoned and looked at Three Stooges videos.

I celebrate the majority with Whitmanesque rhapsody. The so-called Elite-- specifically, the 1/2 of 1% who own damn near everything, especially the politicians and the media -- spent THREE BILLION DOLLARS on this malign fiesta and still couldn't convince most of us that a choice between two over-rouged old whores like Gush and Bore matters a damn.

A few hours ago, I heard a pundit on CNN announce that whoever enters the White House on 20 January 2001 will know that "half the country" regards him as a fraud and usurper. As usual, the media got the facts wrong; they ignored the landslide 55% who chose Nobody. Whichever Lying Bastard enters the White House that day will seem a fraud and usurper to 80% of the country-- the 25% who prefer the other Lying Bastard + the 55% who prefer Nobody.

This seems wonderful to me. Liberty can survive only as long as most people distrust their government, and falls into decline and the "sickness unto death " whenever the people trust a government too damn much.

Besides, I think it's time to abolish politicians entirely and let everybody participate in self-government via Internet. We needed representatives in the 18th Century, because we couldn't all go to Washington. Meanwhile, times changed and our "representatives" have sold us out to the corporations, as we in the majority party all agree, whatever our differences in other matters. And we don't need "representatives" anymore; we have the net technology to represent ourselves.

In that evolutionary sense, every vote for Nobody really represents a vote for Everybody.

---Robert Anton Wilson

For those of you who have not had the pleasure of reading any of this brilliant mans work, I recommend Prometheus Rising and I also direct you
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Excerpt from The Holy Book...
Posted:Mar 20, 2012 12:44 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2012 9:25 pm
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THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)

The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher. However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing it upside down.

KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!

I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.

III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Buns).

IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.

---The Principia Discordia

Io Evoe
Hail Eris
All Hail Discordia
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Politics
Posted:Feb 16, 2012 3:37 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2013 7:45 pm
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Okay, this probably is not the right audience for this because I am going to assume that most of the people on this site are not social conservatives, so I am not going to have many converts but someone please tell me why with thousands and thousands of soldiers overseas and debt piling up and up and the current political conversation is about whether or not religious business will have to offer contraception to their female employees under the new healthcare bill is absolutely mind boggling to me. Whether you are republican or democrat you have to realize that the real concerns for our government have to be about larger issues than this.

I am so tired of the political conversation being kidnapped by these asinine issues; gay marriage, don't ask don't tell, contraception, drugs, and yet we do not seem to really care about young men and women being killed and maimed in foreign wars that are somewhat questionable, spiraling debt, high unemployment.

Sometime I just think we as a society get caught up in the silliest bullshit...and I just wanted to rant.

RON PAUL 2012
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Do what thou wilt...
Posted:Feb 13, 2012 9:11 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2012 9:12 pm
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"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law." —AL. I. 40

"thou hast no right but to do thy will. Do that, and no other shall say nay." —AL. I. 42–3

"Every man and every woman is a star." —AL. I. 3

1. Man has the right to live by his own law—
to live in the way that he wills to do:
to work as he will:
to play as he will:
to rest as he will:
to die when and how he will.
2. Man has the right to eat what he will:
to drink what he will:
to dwell where he will:
to move as he will on the face of the earth.
3. Man has the right to think what he will:
to speak what he will:
to write what he will:
to draw, paint, carve, etch, mould, build as he will:
to dress as he will.
4. Man has the right to love as he will:—
"take your fill and will of love as ye will,
when, where, and with whom ye will." —AL. I. 51
5. Man has the right to kill those who would thwart these rights.

--Aleister Crowley 1904

Okay, this does not mean that you have the right to do what you will to someone else without their consent, but it does mean that you do have the right to live your life as you see fit without interference from the government or anyone else...
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