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where do it go?
Posted:Nov 22, 2011 8:26 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2011 9:06 am
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hello

what happened to the most recent comments by others section in our blogs?

did they get rid of it or am i just not seeing it?

i have a couple years worth of blogs here and people still comment on some of the older ones- what do we have to scroll through all the pages to find all the comments?
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hey that is my toy
Posted:Nov 17, 2011 5:17 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2018 9:24 am
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i am in bed with a friend and he grabs a red sash off the wall storage hooks and ties me to the bed frame

and oh what fun we had...

the other day my comes down with the red sash tied in her hair and says hey mom the ends are too long cut this off for me...

i wanted to cry...lol
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my blower died
Posted:Nov 6, 2011 4:33 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2011 4:30 pm
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upstate new york. fall. pretty colors... sigh!

what a mess...lol i dont own one tree and all of my neighbors trees drop their leaves in my yard

so the last year or two back i got a leaf blower. electric

i dont do gas... not because of the environment...lol but just because it is messy and one more thing to deal with. no thanks.

so we are doing leaf piles today and 1/3 of the way through the yard my is like mom this thing is making noise and it smells.. so i was like hurry! lol

her idea of hurry and my idea are not the same so i snag it from her and get one more pile out of it before i decide it needs a trip to my dad who tinkers with everything.

so the first thing he says is gas has more power. now the electric blows the leaves 5-10 feet at a crack. why do i need something that blows them farther?

then he says i lost my brushes and my teeth are messed up and if it was just the brushes he could fix it but the busted up teeth make it unrepairable and maybe i should stop next time the thing starts making noises...lol

then he says this is probably a piece of junk and i was like no it was given a good rating. so before i leave he pulls out consumer reports and lo and behold it has a little blue check next to it. the model was recommended.

i laughed and he was perplexed but you know sometimes even the good ones have a bad egg among them.
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you'll shoot your eye out
Posted:Nov 5, 2011 5:15 am
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2011 5:20 pm
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radio vs tv

I am on my way to pick my up from school and the radio station is making a play on the christmas story movie about a who snuck his bee bee gun on the bus and his friend snagged it and shot the bus monitor.

i am standing there waiting for my to come down to the security booth and a local tv station is asking for information on the incident.

so i told them the name of the school and what was being broadcast on the radio and they kept asking questions..lol

i was like go tune into the radio..
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around she goes
Posted:Nov 5, 2011 5:04 am
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2011 8:56 am
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My mother puts the phone down on the counter, gets the phone book, and stands at the counter.

she then walks in a circle around the kitchen looking for the phone that was sitting a foot from her.

I started laughing and then she started laughing...
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Country boys
Posted:Nov 3, 2011 8:21 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 1:20 pm
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lol

I found another oh yeah.

what are the chances of that?

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah

the only thing they have in common is they grew up in the country.

must be a redneck thing..lol
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of course all relationships pretty much go that way
Posted:Oct 30, 2011 2:26 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2011 1:15 pm
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I had the conversation below by email on another dating site and when i said it i was really just kind of being funny but it is true...

why is it we never want the same thing from the other person that they want from us?

long time married people he wants sex and she wants companionship
new dating people he wants her and she is running the other way
meet someone and you want them and they dont want you

kind of funny that...

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you said
October 26
RE: I totally said that wrong

no it doesn't offend me

as long as you understand that i may not want the same thing from you that you want from me....

of course all relationships pretty much go that way...lol

he said
October 26
I totally said that wrong
I meant I had to ask you at least one question for you to respond to LOL !!! Too funny... Your a cutie. I am looking for friends right now and possibly friends with benefits does that offend you ????

you said
October 26
Re: I wish you drank occasionally
and what would that be?

he said
October 25
I wish you drank occasionally
I would love to take you out for a drink but it appears you don't drink. I like your reformed bad boy smart like that LOL !!! IO am just kidding about the drink !!! Coffee is fine. Is your hair long or short now. I like both ... just curious and have to ask you at least one question.....
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say yes to the dress
Posted:Oct 27, 2011 4:18 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 1:20 pm
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sometimes you have to get what you ask for before you realize that it is not what you really want.

I tried to explain that to someone once and they just didn't get it

but this show on tlc is the perfect example of this

bride comes in with photos or arguing mothers who say this is what we want to see and the consultant says that may not work but ok...

and puts the bride into exactly what they are asking for and so many times the bride or the mother goes ewww...lol

and then lets themselves see the other options that may work better...
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gotta pee
Posted:Oct 26, 2011 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2011 2:18 pm
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my thinks this is hysterical

i have two 30 pound dogs that like to lay on me while i am sitting in my ez chair.

they are so used to me saying gotta pee when i get up that now it is a command

all i have to say i gotta pee and they jump down...

lol
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insecurity
Posted:Oct 24, 2011 8:10 am
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2011 3:58 am
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another laurel k hamilton quote. this one is from hit list

She doesn't trust me with you

She doesn't trust any woman with me. She's a little insecure in that area

You give her reason to be.

No, insecure people don't need an excuse to distrust. It is just what they do.

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and ain't that the truth...lol
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jealousy
Posted:Oct 22, 2011 3:36 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2011 2:18 pm
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I love Laurel K Hamilton. She writes like i think.

"Was i jealous? Maybe a little, but i watched Asher walk toward us and the new tiger didn't protest it; I pushed the jealousy away. It wasn't who we were. There was enough love, enough sex, enough for everyone. When there is enough, you don't have to be jealous of anyone."
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flavored breasts
Posted:Oct 20, 2011 12:04 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2011 1:17 pm
5662 Views

I am eating an apple today and when i am done i realize that not only is my hand sticky but the juice has gone down my cleavage and now my breasts are sticky...
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its raining bags
Posted:Oct 18, 2011 3:45 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2011 5:58 am
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i have two dogs. they completely crack me up. yesterday i put grocery bags by the door to take back to recycle and when i came back in the room they had taken them all out of the bag and they were all over the living room...
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