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Wow! I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers. Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.
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To my 'selected' strange-minded friends: If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends with 'yes' in the subject line. Only great minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!
If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too.
Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseaethe huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it
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(3) SEXUAL FANTASY IS ! !
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Posted:Jan 22, 2014 4:21 pm
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(3) SEXUAL FANTASY IS ! !
A guy comes
over and as we go in to the bedroom he looks deep in to my eyes
and I give him my special smile and reach's
out and oooh soo slighty takes my clothes off and set's
me down on the bed and then starts to get closer to me then
he starts to kiss me on the mouth with his tongue.
Then when he's got me just the way he wants me he, gives
me a Hershey's chocolate bar; then I start to eat it
real slow as it is melting all over my fingers I then put down
the chocolate bar, then soooo oooh lightly take his cock
in my one hand and put the melted chocolate all over his cock
oooh sooo lightly going up and down with my fingers till
it is all over it. Then I proceed to go down on him ooooh sooo
lightly, I put my mouth on his cock and go up
and down on it till all the chocolate is off ooooh sooo lightly
till he cums all over in my mouth or on my face
just the way he likes it, it is up to him........
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(2) SEXUAL FANTASY IS
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Posted:Sep 3, 2016 7:42 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2016 5:23 pm
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(2) SEXUAL FANTASY IS
Hi,
Love to have a guy come over and give me a "Massage".
First he would set up his massage table, then ask me to get
undressed, and get on the table as he puts a sheet over me.
Then he put's some cream on his hands and starts to give
me a rub down all over, starting at the top of my neck as he
is rubbing me down he leans in and starts kissing my neck
ooohh soooo lightly; then he takes his hands and rubs all
the way down the back of my thighs down to my feet then he goes
back up my thighs; as oooohhh sooooo lightly his finger
touches my clit. Then he goes back up to my neck and starts
all over again each time he stops at my clit, touching it
ever oooohh soooo lightly then when he get in the right mood.
He comes around to the front of me and stands there ooohh
sooooo very close to me and as I look up my eyes see a buldge
in his shorts; he gets even closer to me and bends over to
rub my back and "it" hangs out of his shorts,
then I take my tongue and lick it ooohh sooooo lightly. He
then pulls down his shorts and puts "it" in my
mouth so I can suck on it for a long time then he takes me by
the hand and leads me to the bedroom................and
the rest is up to you ! Now I would love to thank a very special
guy for fulling my fantasy it was the so great mmmmm...
Tell me what you would do if you was there?
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GIVE ME YOUR OPINION ON BOTH (SLAVE/LITTLE GIR & (SPANKING GIVING OR RECEIVING)
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Posted:Sep 3, 2016 7:31 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2016 7:49 pm
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Most think being submissive is all about one person serving another without question. The entire
concept and lifestyle thing of being a slave, being used and abused as a sexual slut is widely
misunderstood. Being submissive is really all about being the one in control. If my Master tells
me to do something, I am the one who decides to do it… or not do it. If I don’t do what is asked,
what is the Master to do? If there is force and abuse beyond my desire to explore on that level,
There is true pleasure and intense orgasm that can be discovered in trusting someone with your
sexuality and granting them the control to push your limits. Not only to make fantasies come true,
but in finding new pleasures to enjoy. By giving myself to someone in this way, I no longer have to
fantasize about my desires; I can have someone else command me to explore them. In the end, I get what
I want, but didn’t have the courage to find on my own. There is also great pleasure and excitement in
having the power to please others.
S and M
The use of mild violence; i.e., whipping, spanking, scratching; to achieve (sexual) pleasure in giver
or receiver. Can be practiced during sex, or alternatively without sexual relations occurring.
S and M: whips, crops, chains and leather. Come on. Baby let's go!
?* happym; happyf; o-o {=}
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The Meaning Of Spanking..............
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Posted:Sep 3, 2016 7:23 pm
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Spanking is an interesting element to a dream in so much that it can have a
lot of connotations. You will need to examine your feelings at the time of your
dream to ascertain any clues that may be present.
If you are doing the spanking then it indicates repressed anger and a desire to
punish those responsible for making you feel that way. This may stem from childhood
experiences or from present day feelings of unfairness. Anything that in your mind was
not right and shouldn't have happened or be happening. Something you need to consider though, is whether
the punishment was warranted and not just a lack of self-control on your part. You also
need to consider who was being punished. Was it someone you know? If so, what have they done to deserve the spanking?
If you are the one being spanked then it can indicate that you have done or said
something that you feel was not right and hence you feel guilty and the need for
punishment. If this is the case then consider whether you can do or say anything to
make up for what you have done or said.
There is also the possibility that this dream is sex related and indicates a
dissatisfaction with your current sex life and that you feel the need to explore
alternative or more exciting themes. Obviously there will be a sexual feeling to the
dream if this is the case. It may be that you have the sexual desire to explore a sado-masochistic environment.
it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.
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13 FACTS ABOUT AMERICA - THAT MAY SHOCK YOU!
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Posted:Jul 4, 2016 6:49 pm
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Independence Day Special: Thirteen Facts About America Conservatives Would Like You to Forget
1. Conservatives opposed the Founding Fathers, the American Revolution and a lot of other righteous stuff as well.
By definition a conservative is one who wishes to preserve and/or restore traditional values and institutions, i.e. to “conserve” the established order. No surprise then that 18th century American conservatives wanted no part of breaking away from the British Empire and the comforting bonds of monarchical government. Those anti-revolutionary conservatives were called Tories, the name still used for the conservative party in England. The Founding Fathers? As radically left-wing as they came in the 1770s. The Boston Tea Party? The "Occupy Wall Street" of its day.
Some of the other "traditional" values supported by conservatives over the course of American history have included slavery (remember that the Republican Party was on the liberal fringe in 1860), religious persecution, the subjugation of women and minorities, obstacles to immigration, voter suppression, prohibition and segregation. Conservatives started off on the wrong side of American history, and that's where they've been ever since.
2. The United States is not a Christian nation and the Bible is not the cornerstone of our law.
Don’t take my word for it. Let these Founding Fathers speak for themselves:
John Adams: “The government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.” (Treaty of Tripoli, 1797)
Thomas Jefferson: “Christianity neither is, nor ever was, a part of the common law.” (Letter to Dr. Thomas Cooper, February 10, 1814)
James Madison: “The civil government … functions with complete success … by the total separation of the Church from the State.” (Writings, 8:432, 1819)
George Washington: “If I could conceive that the general government might ever be so administered as to render the liberty of conscience insecure, I beg you will be persuaded that no one would be more zealous than myself to establish effectual barriers against the horrors of spiritual tyranny, and every species of religious persecution.” (Letter to the United Baptist Chamber of Virginia, May 1789)
You can find a multitude of similar quotes from these men and most others who signed the Declaration of Independence and/or formulated the United States Constitution. These are hardly the words of men who believed that America should be a Christian nation governed by the Bible, as a disturbing fundamentalist trend today would have it be.
3. Long before the United States even existed; it was drawing "problem" immigrants.
After being pretty much run out of England as anti-government radicals, the religious dissidents we know today as the Pilgrims settled in Leiden, Holland, where they set about making themselves that nation's immigrant problem. Sticking to themselves and refusing to “blend in” with their new homeland, the Pilgrims grew alarmed by the unpalatable ideas to which their were being exposed, such as religious tolerance (good for the Pilgrims, bad for everyone else) and national service (like all Dutch residents, the Pilgrims were eligible for the draft). When their began picking up the Dutch language, the Pilgrims had had enough. By then the Dutch had, too. Next stop: Plymouth Rock.
4. Those Pilgrims were commies... and it saved their lives.
Governor William Bradford’s memoirs confirm that the first thing the settlers did upon arrival in the Plymouth Colony was to set up a textbook communist system of production and distribution. Every resident of the colony was expected to share, to the extent of his or her ability, the chores of hunting, farming, cooking, building, making clothing, etc., and, in exchange, everyone shared the products of that communal labor.
That commie-pinko economy sustained the Pilgrims through their first brutal year in the New World, after which it was decided that the colony was sufficiently stable to allow householders their own plot of land on which to grow crops they were free to keep for themselves. The fact that the colonists’ productivity increased exponentially with their own land begs the question: were the Pilgrims working harder now that they got to keep the product of their own labor or, conversely, were they prone to slacking off when the goods came whether they worked hard or not?
I guess you could say the Pilgrims were the kind of lazy, shiftless “takers” that conservatives are always railing against.
5. One of the Founding Fathers, Thomas Jefferson, hated Thanksgiving.
In fact, Thomas Jefferson once called a national day of Thanksgiving “the most ridiculous idea” he’d ever heard of.
Despite being first proclaimed by George Washington in 1789, Jefferson believed a national day of thanksgiving was not consistent with the principle of separation of church and state and refused to recognize the holiday in any of the eight years in which he was president of the United States. “Every one must act according to the dictates of his own reason,” Jefferson once wrote, “and mine tells me that civil powers alone have been given to the President of the United States, and no authority to direct the religious exercises of his constituents.”
For the record, Presidents Andrew Jackson and Zachary Taylor refused to issue Thanksgiving Day proclamations during their administrations, too. Can you imagine what Fox News Channel would have made of these administrations' “War on Thanksgiving”?
6. The Pledge of Allegiance was written by a socialist.
The Pledge was written in 1892 for public school celebrations of the 400th anniversary of Columbus’ arrival in the Americas. Its author was Francis Bellamy, a Baptist minister, Christian socialist and cousin of socialist utopian novelist Edward Bellamy. Christian socialism maintains, among other ideas, that capitalism is idolatrous and rooted in greed, and the underlying cause of much of the world’s social inequity. Kind of puts the red in the ol' red, white and blue, doesn't it?
7. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan decision made by a predominantly Republican-appointed Supreme Court.
Technically, Roe v. Wade did not make abortion legal in the United States, the Supreme Court merely found that the state of Texas’ prohibition on abortion violated the 14th Amendment Due Process Clause and that states could exercise varying degrees of discretion in regulating abortion, depending upon the stage of pregnancy. The Court also held the law violated the right to privacy under substantive due process.
That being said, the landmark 1973 ruling that conservatives love to hate, was decided on a 7-2 vote that broke down like this:
Majority (for Roe): Chief Justice Warren Burger (conservative, appointed by Nixon), William O. Douglas (liberal, appointed by FDR), William J. Brennan (liberal, appointed by Eisenhower), Potter Stewart (moderate, appointed by Eisenhower), Thurgood Marshall (liberal, appointed by LBJ), Harry Blackmun (author of the majority opinion and a conservative who eventually turned liberal, appointed by Nixon), Lewis Powell (moderate, appointed by Nixon). Summary: 3 liberals, 2 conservatives, 2 moderates.
Dissenting (for Wade): Byron White (generally liberal/sometimes conservative, appointed by JFK), William Rehnquist (conservative, appointed by Nixon). Summary: 1 liberal, 1 conservative.
By ideological orientation, it was an across-the-board decision for Roe: conservatives 2-1, liberals 3-1, and moderates 2-0; by party of presidential appointment: Republicans 5-1, Democrats 2-1. No one can rightly say that this was a leftist court forcing its liberal beliefs on America.
8. Conservative icon Ronald Reagan once signed a bill legalizing abortion.
The Ronald Reagan conservatives worship today is more myth than reality. Reagan was a conservative for sure, but also a practical politician who understood the necessities of compromise. In the spring of 1967, four months into his first term as governor of California, Ronald Reagan signed a bill that, among other provisions, legalized abortion for the vaguely-defined “well being” of the mother. Reagan may have been personally pro-life, but in this instance he was willing to compromise in order to achieve other ends he considered more important. That he claimed later to regret signing the bill doesn’t change the fact that he did. As Casey Stengel liked to say, “You could look it up.”
9. Reagan also raised federal taxes eleven times.
Okay, Ronald Reagan cut tax rates more than any other president – with a big asterisk. Sure, the top rate was reduced from 70% in 1980 all the way down to 28% in 1988, but while Republicans typically point to Reagan’s tax-cutting as the right approach to improving the economy, Reagan himself realized the resulting national debt from his revenue slashing was untenable, so he quietly raised other taxes on income – primarily Social Security and payroll taxes - no less than eleven times. Most of Reagan’s highly publicized tax cuts went to the usual handout-takers in the top income brackets, while his stealth tax increases had their biggest impact on the middle class. These increases were well hidden inside such innocuous-sounding packages as the Tax Equity and Fiscal Responsibility Act of 1982, the Deficit Reduction Act of 1984 and the Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1987. Leave it to a seasoned actor to pull off such a masterful charade.
10. Barry Goldwater was pro-choice, supported gay rights, deeply despised the Religious Right, and - gasp! - liked Hillary Clinton.
It's a measure of just how much farther right contemporary conservatism has shifted in just a generation or two that Barry "Mr. Conservative" Goldwater, the Republican standard-bearer in 1964, couldn't buy a ticket into a GOP convention in 2014.
There's no debating Goldwater's deeply conservative bona fides, but check these pronouncements from the man himself:
"I am a conservative Republican, but I believe in democracy and the separation of church and state. The conservative movement is founded on the simple tenet that people have the right to live life as they please as long as they don't hurt anyone else in the process." (Interview, Washington Post, July 28, 1994)
"A woman has a right to an abortion. That's a decision that's up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the Religious Right." (Interview, Los Angeles Times, 1994)
“The big thing is to make this country… quit discriminating against people just because they're gay. You don't have to agree with it, but they have a constitutional right to be gay. ... They're American citizens.” (Interview, Washington Post, July 28, 1994)
"Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can't and won't compromise. I know; I've tried to deal with them. Just who do they think they are? And from where do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to me? And I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of every religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control my vote on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will fight them every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions to all Americans in the name of ‘conservatism.’" (Congressional Record, September 16, 1981)
"If [Bill Clinton] let his wife run business, I think he'd be better off. ... I just like the way she acts. I've never met her, but I sent her a bag of chili, and she invited me to come to the White House some night and said she'd cook chili for me." (Interview, Washington Post, July 28, 1994)
11. The first president to propose national health insurance was a Republican.
He was also a trust-busting, pro-labor, Nobel Peace Prize-winning environmentalist. Is there any wonder why Theodore Roosevelt, who first proposed a system of national health insurance during his unsuccessful Progressive Party campaign to retake the White House from William Howard Taft in 1912, gets scarce mention at Republican National Conventions these days?
12. Those "job-killing" environmental regulations? Republican things.
Sometimes being conservative can be a good thing, like when it applies to conserving America's clean air and water, endangered wildlife and awesome natural beauty. Many of Theodore Roosevelt's greatest accomplishments as president were in the area of conserving America's natural environment. In 1905, Roosevelt formed the United States Forestry Service. Under his presidential authority, vast expanses of American real estate were declared off limits for private development and reserved for public use. During Roosevelt's time as president, forest reserves in the United States went from approximately 43 million acres to about 194 million acres. Talk about big government land grabs!
The United States Environmental Protection Agency, arch-enemy of polluters in particular and government regulation haters in general, was created by that other well-known GOP tree hugger, Richard Nixon. In his 1970 State of the Union Address, Nixon proclaimed the new decade a period of environmental transformation. Shortly thereafter he presented Congress an unprecedented 37-point message on the environment, requesting billions for the improvement of water treatment facilities, asking for national air quality standards and stringent guidelines to lower motor vehicle emissions, and launching federally-funded research to reduce automobile pollution. Nixon also ordered a clean-up of air- and water-polluting federal facilities, sought legislation to end the dumping of wastes into the Great Lakes, proposed a tax on lead additives in gasoline, and approved a National Contingency Plan for the treatment of petroleum spills. In July 1970 Nixon declared his intention to establish the Environmental Protection Agency, and that December the EPA opened for business. Hard to believe, but had it not been for Watergate, we might remember Richard Nixon today as the “environmental president”.
Oh, yes – conservatives would rather forget that Nixon was an advocate of national health insurance, too.
13. President Obama was not only born in the United States, his roots run deeper in American history than most conservatives’ - and most other Americans' - do.
The argument that Barack Obama was born anywhere but at Kapiolani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital in Honolulu, Hawaii, is not worth addressing; the evidence is indisputable by any rational human being. But not even irrational “birthers” can dispute Obama’s well-documented family tree on his mother’s side. By way of his Dunham lineage, President Obama has at least 11 direct ancestors who took up arms and fought for American independence in the Revolutionary War and two others cited as patriots by the Daughters of the American Revolution for furnishing supplies to the colonial army. This star-spangled heritage makes Obama eligible to join the Sons of the American Revolution, and his daughters the Daughters of the American Revolution. Not bad for someone some conservatives on the lunatic fringe still insist is a foreigner bent on destroying the United States of America.
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR COUNTRY BANS FIREARMS
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Posted:Mar 1, 2015 5:13 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2015 10:02 pm
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR COUNTRY BANS OR RESTRICTS FIREARMS OWNERSHIP!!!
In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915-1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929-1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1935, China established gun control. From 1948-1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1928 and 1938, Germany established gun control. From 1939-1945, 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1956, Cambodia established gun control. From 1975-1977, 1 million educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1970, Uganda established gun control. From 1971-1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1964, Guatemala established gun control. From 1964-1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
In 1997, Australia made it almost impossible to own a firearm. Since then, accidental gun deaths are 300% higher than the pre-1997 ban rate. The assault rate has increased 200% since the 1997 gun ban. From immediately after the ban was instituted in 1997 through 2002, the robbery and armed robbery rate was up 200% over the pre-ban rates. In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 171 percent.
In 1998, The UK made it almost impossible to own a firearm. Figures showed the number of crimes involving handguns had more than doubled since the post-Dublin massacre ban on the weapons, from 2,636 in 1997-1998 to 5,871. Gun crime has almost doubled since Labor came to power as a culture of extreme gang violence has taken hold.
The latest Government figures show that the total number of firearm offenses in England and Wales has increased from 5,209 in 1998/99 to 9,865 last year - a rise of 89 per cent.
In some parts of the country, the number of offences has increased more than five-fold.
In eighteen police areas, gun crime at least doubled.
The USA's murder rate ranks #108 in the world. The 107 countries ahead of the USA on that list, ALL BAN GUNS.
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OH TO BE 8 AGAIN
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Posted:Aug 20, 2014 4:11 pm
Last Updated:Nov 22, 2014 5:48 pm
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OH TO BE 8 AGAIN !
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you f@*#*! Retard!!!!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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ITS JUST WHAT MUSLIMS DO . . . . . . .
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Posted:Jun 15, 2014 3:41 pm
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It is just what Muslims do...
Muslims use suicide bombers killing their own and the Muslim world is virtually silent.
Muslims use women, and the mentally ill as suicide bombers and the Muslim world is virtually silent.
Muslims poison innocent school girls and the Muslim world is virtually silent.
Muslims cut off the heads of innocent people and the Muslim world is virtually silent.
Muslims attack, kill and torture innocent people and the Muslim world is virtually silent.
Muslims attack a hotel killing innocent people and the Muslim world is virtually silent.
Muslims attack a mall killing and torturing innocent men women and and the Muslim world is virtually silent.
Muslims attack any thing infidel and Muslim world is virtually silent.
Muslims attack the World Trade Center and Muslims cheer world wide.
Some two bit nobody minister from Florida threatens to burn a half dozen Quran and the Muslim world chants death to America.
Someone makes a cartoon of Mohammad and Muslims world wide threaten to kill him.
And this list could go on and on.
The only way an infidel can please a Muslim is to pretty much just die.
The only known way to get Muslims to stop killing Muslims is to get Americans involved. Then Muslims stop killing each other, unite and start killing Americans. Then when the Americans leave they just go back to killing each other..
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FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE: THANK A VETERAN
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Posted:Apr 5, 2014 3:50 pm
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2014 7:00 pm
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FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE: THANK A VETERAN
One of the penalties of not participating in politics is that you will be governed by your inferiors." ......... Plato
Firearms Refresher Course, Simple as this!
1. "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."~Thomas Jefferson
2. "Those who trade liberty for security have neither." ~ John Adams
3. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
4. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
5. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
6. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
7. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
8. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
9. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
10. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
11. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
12. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
13. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others
.14. What part of 'shall not be infringed' do you NOT understand?
15. Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.
16. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
17. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
PLEASE PASS THIS 'REFRESHER' ON TO TEN FREE CITIZENS.
"I love this country, it's the government I'm afraid of"
A veteran - (Whether active duty, retired, national guard, or reserve )- is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to the "United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including their life."
THANK A VETERAN! And remember what you have because they did serve.
God Bless America
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(2) SEXUAL FANTASY IS
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Posted:Jan 22, 2014 4:26 pm
Last Updated:Apr 19, 2024 3:23 am
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(2) SEXUAL FANTASY IS
To have a guy come over and give me a "Massage".
First he would set up his massage table, then ask me to get
undressed, and get on the table as he puts a sheet over me.
Then he put's some cream on his hands and starts to give
me a rub down all over, starting at the top of my neck as he
is rubbing me down he leans in and starts kissing my neck
ooohh soooo lightly; then he takes his hands and rubs all
the way down the back of my thighs down to my feet then he goes
back up my thighs; as oooohhh sooooo lightly his finger
touches my clit. Then he goes back up to my neck and starts
all over again each time he stops at my clit, touching it
ever oooohh soooo lightly then when he get in the right mood.
He comes around to the front of me and stands there ooohh
sooooo very close to me and as I look up my eyes see a buldge
in his shorts; he gets even closer to me and bends over to
rub my back and "it" hangs out of his shorts,
then I take my tongue and lick it ooohh sooooo lightly. He
then pulls down his shorts and puts "it" in my
mouth so I can suck on it for a long time then he takes me by
the hand and leads me to the bedroom................and
the rest is up to you ! Now I would love to thank a very special
guy for fulling my fantasy it was the so great mmmmm... I'd love to do it again !!!
Tell me what you would do if you was there?
"PLEASE" Read Local Sexy Swingers Magazine
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MERRY CHRISTMAS................
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Posted:Dec 19, 2013 2:05 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2013 5:25 pm
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I will be making an effort to wish everyone
a Merry Christmas this year ...
My way of saying that I am celebrating
the birth Of Jesus Christ.
So I am asking my email buddies,
if you agree with me,
to please do the same.
And if you'll pass this on to
your email buddies, and so on...
maybe we can prevent one more
tradition from being lost in the sea of
"Political Correctness".
To one and All...
Jesus is the reason for the season!
Make this the "Gratitude Attitude" Season in celebration
of the life we have been given...
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This is Awesome!! THE GREATEST MAN IN HISTORY
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Posted:Aug 17, 2013 5:12 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2013 3:39 pm
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This is Awesome!!
THE GREATEST MAN IN HISTORY
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.
I feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us!
If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His .. send this to all on your buddy list .. if not just ignore it.
If you ignore it, just remember that Jesus said ... "If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before God!
LOVE TO ALL MY TAGGED FRIENDS ! MAY GOD RICHLY BLESS EACH ONE OF YOU!
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