GALS WHO PISS WHEN THEY CUM
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Posted:Oct 7, 2007 9:23 pm
Last Updated:Mar 3, 2008 6:05 am
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THANKS FOR VIEWING THIS POST, PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT AFTER YOU FINISH READING.
My gal (spanky) has been telling me I need to make a blog, so ok here goes. I have often wondered since meeting a very special gal, on here who now has a very close personal place in my life; about a girl who not only cums when she has an orgasm but will piss all over you and her at the same time. At first I thought it might be a little hard to handle but as time went on I have really grown to love the way she pees and cums at the sametime.
So, any of you folks out there have any comments on the subject, feel free to post your comments good bad in different. Love to hear them all.
Will post more later.
Well it's later (Nov 7, 2007) you want to see a sample of a squirter well check her out [video 1158290] , and leave her a comment & vote.
Update: 10/16/2007 Are you gal's really peeing or are you SQUIRTING ???? Let us all know. 
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ARE THERE REALLY ATHEIST IN THE WORLD!!!!
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Posted:Oct 8, 2007 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2008 6:05 pm
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THANKS FOR VIEWING AND READING THIS POST, WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED READING TELL ME WHAT DO YOU THINK ? ARE THERE OR ARE THERE NOT ATHEIST IN THE WORLD !!!!!
Subject: The Atheist
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in
the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge
towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his
shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.
He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his
left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the
Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the
sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't
exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to
help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now,
but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the
bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy
bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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HOW TO MAKE LOVE THE WHOLE NIGHT ! !
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Posted:Oct 11, 2007 3:41 pm
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2008 6:06 pm
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AS YOU READ THIS LEAVE A COMMENT LET ME KNOW HOW YOU MAKE LOVE?
Love making is the most magnificent celestial experience. While making love, we forget about our past and feel absolutely no worries of our future; everything freezes to time and we live in the very moment. But unfortunately for some people; love making do not last longer and they are not able to enjoy every bit of it.
Normally people can stretch love making to an hour long activity, but making love for whole night is always possible. All you need is some simple techniques which are to be followed by both the partners. If you follow step by step procedure and understand what is needed to be done at particular time, you can make your nights enjoyable and memorable too.
Before we start discussing the points, it is very important to understand that 100% participation and complete devotion of the partners, better mutual understanding, desire for passionate love making and readiness to take initiative in the game of love are the prerequisites. There are situations when one partner has to lead and let the other partner keep his/her desires burning, failing to understand this will cost in early ending of your passion packed activity. Also please take care not to eat more at dinner, because it affects your active participation in love making.
Foreplay, knowing the peak point of one’s partner, leading alternatively, use of different sex positions and some more are the key points to be learned about before even thinking about having night long sex.
It is important to start the sexual activity with a prolonged and sensual foreplay. The only difference in foreplay carried out during normal sexual intercourse and the foreplay intended for a night long sex activity is that this foreplay has to be carried out for longer period and should be divided in some parts. These parts should be performed from time to time. Foreplay is an art of expressing love and is a perfect invitation for a sex activity. Foreplay is important in order to arouse female partner for the game of love.
Knowing your partner’s peak time can help him/her slow down when he/she reaches to the extreme level, people who face problem of early ejaculation can be helped by their partners during intercourse in many ways. In order not to shoot before time, one should follow "Slowing Down" and/or "Packet" techniques. Slowing down when it’s a high sensitive moment pushes the shooting point further, allowing both the partners enjoy intercourse for some more time. Packet technique is used when its hard to slow down, at this point the stroking activity is stopped by the weak partner for some time and extended/advanced foreplay is used to give another partner continuous experience of intercourse whereas the partner having problem of early ejaculation gets some more time to calm down his/her desires at certain level and then again both the partners can resume the activity. Extended/advanced foreplay contains stimulating partners and allowing him/her to continue experiencing intercourse by fingering or blowjob performed by the weak partner. Another technique that can help in increasing shooting time is by pressing weak partner’s semen carrying vein (which is situated just below the scrotum) with the help of a finger by other partner, this surely allows late ejaculation for the weak partner. One advantage of this technique is that if you follow this technique for many days, it improves performance of male partner having early ejaculation problem and he can enjoy longer and stronger strokes after little practice and he can also gain control on his senses which causes in early ejaculation.
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SEASON
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Posted:Dec 1, 2007 7:36 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2008 8:38 pm
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Seasons greetings to all. Please read and leave everyone a holiday comment or wish.
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday(tm), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting,
you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher
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HOW TO FIGURE OUT IF YOU ARE REALLY A REDNECK:
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Posted:Oct 26, 2007 12:03 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2007 5:02 pm
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** You take your for a walk and you both use the same tree.
** You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.
** The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
** You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
** You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
** You come back from the dump with more than you took.
** Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.
** Your take a siphon hose to show and tell.
** You took a fishing pole to Sea World.
** You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
** Your father executes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
** You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
** Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
** A tornado hits your neighborhood and does over $100,000 worth of improvements.
** You've asked the preacher "How's it hangin'?"
** You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
** Somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE OR ARE NOT A REDNECK. GIVE ME YOUR COMMENTS PLEASE.
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THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
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Posted:Jun 13, 2008 12:25 pm
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2008 9:29 am
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THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
a) Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
b) Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
c) Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
d) Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
e) Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire..
f) Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time)
g) Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
h) Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
i) Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
j) Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
k) Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
l) The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
m) Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
n) Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
o) Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
p) Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly…
q) Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet…
r) Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it…
s) Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick…
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THE COWBOY WITH THE BIG BOOTS
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Posted:May 6, 2008 3:58 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2024 7:18 am
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*************THE COWBOY
**************WITH THE
*************BIG BOOTS
A woman goes into a bar and sees a handsome cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.
She can't stop staring because the cowboy has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks him if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy winks and says, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"
The woman figures why not and spends the night with him.
The next day she walks into the bar and hands the cowboy a $100 bill. Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, ma'am, nobody has ever paid me for my services before,"
To this the woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit!"
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GHOSTLY RIDDLES !!!
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Posted:Apr 12, 2008 12:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 13, 2008 6:41 am
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What do you get when you goose a ghost?
A handful of sheet!
Why shouldn't witches lose their tempers?
Because they will fly off the handle!
What subject do witches like best?
Spelling!
What do you call it when a ghost makes a mistake?
A boo-boo!
What do you get when you cross a Snowman
with a Vampire?
Frostbite!
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TOO MUCH TO DRINK
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Posted:Apr 8, 2008 11:42 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2024 7:18 am
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On Saint Patrick's Day, an Irishman who had a little to much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulled him over.
"So," said the cop to the driver, "Where have you been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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A CASE OF OLD~ TIMER
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Posted:Apr 2, 2008 3:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2008 5:16 pm
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A couple in their 80's were having problems
remembering things, so they decided to go to their
doctor to get checked out.
They explained the problems they were having with their memory to the doctor. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were
physically fine but that they might want to start
writing things down to help them remember things.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man
got up from his chair and his wife, asked. "Where are you going?"
He replied, "To the kitchen" and she asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
He replied, "Sure", then she asked him, "Don't you think should write it down so you can remember it?"
He says, "No, I can remember that." She then added, "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that."
He answered, " I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well, I also would like some whipped cream on top. I know that you will forget that so you better write it down."
With irritation in his voice, he said, " I don't need to write that down. I can remember that." He then fumed into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She started at the plate for a moment and said, " You forgot my toast."
....................> L O L - another
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..........................> senior moment !
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SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
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Posted:Apr 1, 2008 12:44 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2008 12:50 pm
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SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
My How Times Have Changed
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A NEW WINE FOR SENIORS
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Posted:Mar 30, 2008 5:34 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2008 5:40 pm
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California vintners in the NAPA
Valley area, which primarily
produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir
and Pinot Grigio wines, have
developed a new hybrid grape that
acts as an anti-diuretic. It is
expected to reduce the number of trips
older people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as . . .
. . . . . . . .Pino More.
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