Yet another one of my profiles.
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Posted:Aug 7, 2009 4:43 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 6:1 am
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If you want to know more about my personality check out my blog.
Ladies is it true that women read your profile before they open the email? That's what these web site guru's says. Men are instructed to let you ladies in on our hopes and aspirations.
Well at this stage of my life I'm lQQking toward an enjoyable retirement with someone who might find working out, playing golf, traveling to new and old places enjoyable to them as well. Someone who has their own interests and knows which ones she wants to introduce to me.
Having said that it does not mean I want to be joined at the hip, and it doesn't mean I'm not open to allowing a relationship to take whatever course happens.
I read that women would like to meet a man that knows his way around the kitchen for things other than directions to the freezer, or the phone to make reservations to a fine restaurant, and they might even doubt we would know one even if it slapped us upside our head.
Single, never married, or attached, or in a cheating relationship, 59, 5'8 ", 183, athletic, with thinning more salt than pepper hair. The photo with the flag was taken in July of 2008 and the other two photo are two years old, which were taken on a golf vacation and working on posting some more new ones.
Does anybody just meet? I don’t text, or do Instance messaging. After some emails and a phone call or two, remember them, if you can’t figure out if you want to take a chance at meeting in a public place why bother. Tell a friend, or a family member where and what you are doing; if you don’t call them and tell them you’re okay , call the police or the FBI.
If you have gotten through my rant, if you truly care to meet someone who knows how to treat a woman, is active, likes to do things, who is not living in fantasy land, give me a shot. Outside of writing run-on sentences and ending them with a prepositions I don't think I'm a bad guy.
I am a pretty laid back guy. I love to workout, weights, and or treadmill/elliptical. Love sports, to watch and participate, golf, biking, walking. Wanna play cards? Backgammon? How about strip checkers? Naked twister?
Let's get to know each other over coffee, or maybe a glass of wine and see if there is any chemistry.
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Thursday Humor
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Posted:Jul 30, 2009 1:03 pm
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 6:1 am
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Be Careful how you make out your will.
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Safe Sex Dress
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Posted:Jul 30, 2009 7:14 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2009 3:46 pm
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About the time you thought you had seen it all
here's a 'safe sex' dress!
Pretty original, to say the least...
No virus was found in this message.
My computer used one of the condoms...
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Suday Humor
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Posted:Jul 26, 2009 4:50 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 6:1 am
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A Sunday School teacher asked her little ,
as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping." 
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X Match Math
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Posted:Jul 23, 2009 4:21 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2009 4:23 am
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I'm not sure if it's the same for everyone, but now that I am a standard member, after logging on I'm directed to the upgrade page.
Once there, X Match is providing me with their great bargains to upgrade to gold with the offer of a one time charge of $108.00 for one year, with six months free, all for $6.00 a month. 
The only problem is you're not really getting anything for free.
Inasmuch as 6 x 12= 72, which is what a silver membership would be, what's the other $36.00 getting you?
I can't think of a single thing that Gold has over Silver except not having to wait three days to view new members. The Gold is not allowing standard member to contact your, or it doesn't get your profile highlighted; both features require additional charges. Gold, Silver can view profiles, view web cams, so someone please explain to me how both membership can average $6.00 per month; what's free?
The marketing guru's need to revise the type of lube they're using while anally probing their clientele. Reminds me of a get well card I received with a cartoon of a doctor show his patient an ex-ray saying that this is the area that we are going to enter to remove your wallet.
Have a good day and a pleasant tomorrow.
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Hi, all you animal lovers!
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Posted:Jul 5, 2009 8:51 am
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2009 12:42 pm
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This is pretty simple... Please tell ten friends to each tell a further ten today!
The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected Animals. It takes less than a minute (about 15 seconds) to go to their site and click on the purple box 'fund food for Animals for free'. This doesn't cost you a thing.
Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected Animals in exchange for advertising.
So put this together and go to the world wide web over at the Animal rescue site
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Friends with Benefits
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Posted:Jul 4, 2009 4:53 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2009 12:42 pm
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This was on one of my friends blog, so I'm playing along.
Statistically speaking, unless you're a total hermit, there is at least 1 person in your network that REALLY wants to date you and sleep with you. So let's play...."friends with benefits".
The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this...send them a message that says "I'm yours".
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it".
Scared yet?
The twist is that you have to re-post this in your own blog and see who replies.
There is at least 1 person in your network that wants to date you, and maybe more who wants to sleep with you.
So re-post this as "friends with benefits".
Any takers?
Even if you live too far away, it's okay for you to still leave a message about a fantasy meeting.
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Email of the Day!
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Posted:May 31, 2009 7:36 am
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2009 1:50 pm
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Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall.
When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must have stung quite a bit.
The complaint:
Whom do we thank for the morning air show? Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet. Imagine our good fortune! Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyns early bird special?
Any response would be appreciated.
The response:
Regarding 'A wake-up call from Luke's jets' On June 15, at precisely 9:12 a.m . , a perfectly timed four- ship fly by of F-16s from the 63rd Fighter Squadron at Luke Air Force Base flew over the grave of Capt. Jeremy Fresques. Capt Fresques was an Air Force officer who was previously stationed at Luke Air Force Base and was killed in Iraq on May 30, Memorial Da y.
At 9 a.m. on June 15 , his family and friends gathered at Sunland Memorial Park in Sun City to mourn the loss of a husband, and friend. Based on the letter writer's recount of the fly by, and because of the jet noise, I'm sure you didn't hear the 21-gun salute, the playing of taps, or my words to the widow and parents of Capt. Fresques as I gave them their 's flag on behalf of the President of the United States and all those veterans and servicemen and women who understand the sacrifices they have endured..
A four-ship fly by is a display of respect the Air Force gives to those who give their lives in defense of freedom. We are professional aviators and take our jobs seriously, and on June 15 what the letter writer witnessed was four officers lining up to pay their ultimate respects.
The letter writer asks, 'Whom do we thank for the morning air show? The 56th Fighter Wing will make the call for you, and forward your thanks to the widow and parents of Capt Fresques, and thank them for you, for it was in their honor that my pilots flew the most honorable formation of their lives.
Only 2 defining forces have ever offered to die for you.....Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Lt. Col. Grant L. Rosensteel, Jr.
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I've been thinking .................................................................................
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Posted:May 16, 2009 8:11 am
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2010 3:47 am
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about my addiction to sports. Particularly Hockey, but there is football, baseball and how it has ruled my life. Saw my first hockey game at eight years old, and have been hooked since then. See [Sport Shorts]in my blog for more on my hockey addition.
I keep thinking about what a former late Cubs broadcaster use to say about going to a Cub game. "forget about your cares, troubles and come on out to beautiful Wrigley Field."
As a I'd rush home from school to watch the last couple of innings (they were real bad when I was a ) of another Cubs lose, and hear the perennial saying "wait till next year". So I'm thinking that God does not want the Cubs to win.
So many people have pledged many thing up to God for the Cubs to win: I promise to be good,(parents, wife, girlfriend) go to church every Sunday, and eat my vegetables. You become real superstitious like if you were wearing something on a particular come from behind win; you'll wear it till they lose.
I am convinced that if the Cubs ever win a World Series, many people will drop dead, most likely from the shock. Which bring me back to the Hawks. Back in the day, the Hawks were the hardest ticket to get. But I did not need one.
When my sister was born, my dad got a second job as an Andy Frain usher. He would work at all the events that you could think of; baseball, concerts, football, hockey, and because of this me and my friends got to get in for free. Don't tell anyone.
By the time I got to high school my Dad had worked his way up to being one of the supervisors at the Chicago Stadium, which is why we could sneak in for free. I worked as an usher in high school. Cubs, Sox games in the summer, Bears and Hawks games in the winter; the only thing that was better was discovering sex, I think. The sex comes and goes, but the sports never leave.
So, do think that the women that have been in my life have felt that they were second to my sports addition?
Oh, by the way, Blackhawks and the hated Red Wings tomorrow at 2PM central. Go Hawks!
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I haven't been feeling .............................................................................
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Posted:May 16, 2009 5:42 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2009 8:09 am
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too well lately. I've had this dry hacking cough for some time, like a smokers couch, but I don't smoke; after chest x-rays, going for breathing tests the Doc decided on some kind of steroid type medication that I would breath through some kind of chamber looking thing.
I hate taking any kind of medication. Seems there are more side effects than benefits. I take a lot of natural supplements for everything and all has been okay except this cough. It's difficult to be around someone coughing all the time with swine flu going around. (I been having this uncontrollable urge to want to fuck in the mud)
So I'm reading the information about the medication and asked the doctor how long I would have to take this crap, and he said the rest of my life. "How fucking serious is this cough Doc, their are no refills".
Have a good day and a pleasant tomorrow.
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Nature beauties
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Posted:May 6, 2009 6:28 am
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2009 1:56 pm
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A father watched his young playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Long-legs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Long-legs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Long-legs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted
her foot and stomped them flat.
'Well, we're not having any of that shit in our garden' she said.
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Friday Humor
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Posted:May 1, 2009 7:23 am
Last Updated:May 6, 2024 6:1 am
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Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Kim wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
Kim told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p..m. sharp and after paying Kim the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.
Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Kim answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?'
Kim, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player
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