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When girls drink too much, they…
When girls drink too much, they…
1. …have absolutely no idea where their purse is.
2. …believe that dancing with their arms overhead and wiggling their butt while yelling “woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. …’ve suddenly decided that they want to kick someone’s butt and honestly believe they could do it to o.
4. …In their last trip to pee, they realize that they now look more like a homeless than the goddess they were just four hours ago
5. …start crying and telling everyone they see that they love them sooooo much.
6. … get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “oh my god! I love this song!”
7. …’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to them.
8. …’ve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
9. …yell at the bartender, who they believe cheated them by giving them just lemonade, but that’s just because they can no longer taste the vodka.
10. …think they are in bed, but their pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
11. …fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when they sit on it.
12. …take their shoes off because they believe it’s their fault that they’re having problems walking straight.
Orignal Post: When girls drink too much, they…
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I guess...no one like it enough to comment...wow | |||
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2. …believe that dancing with their arms overhead and wiggling their butt while yelling “woo-hoo!” is truly the sexiest dance move around...heehee...done that one!!
4. …In their last trip to pee, they realize that they now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess they were just four hours ago...to true...haha
11. …fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when they sit on it...to funny until it happens to you!!
12. …take their shoes off because they believe it’s their fault that they’re having problems walking straight...done this...damn heels!
Just a few comments of my own...trying to be funny...hope someone things so. | |||
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I tried to not comment but it never fails that someone will say, "Remember that time......" I have been that girl a few times, Hopefully not again too soon!
6. … get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “oh my god! I love this song!”
And then believing that I can sing it too!! | |||
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6. … get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “oh my god! I love this song!”
And then believing that I can sing it too!!
BeginningNow...I do that when I'm sober. | |||
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or you just dont remember anything at all. | |||
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hmmm, now I wonder who would have done that lady.. lol Mickey & Julie | |||
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Lady...I'm sure we can all say that happened to us. I know it has happened to me...once or twice. | |||
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Rosebud, So did you see me last night? Sober as hell and singing like I was Madonna! | |||
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BeginningNow...wow...missed that one. Which song? Maybe next time we can sing it together. | |||
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"Like A Virgin" Of course!! I guess we should find a Karoake bar QUICK!! | |||
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Been a while since I sang that song but think I can handle it. Maybe we should.
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Rosebud had a lapse in memory mickey, thats who
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Me too...those two are to funny. | |||
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well it sure couldnt be me rose | |||
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Halloween...hmmmmm...let us see.
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Yes there was a party on Halloween and drinking I remember that Rose
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You were tipping the bartender so that I did have to. lol | |||
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Yeah...but I told you that. | |||
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Okay, I gotta say it..... there is no way a girl can drink "too much"
That definition doesn't exist in my book... lol Mickey & Julie | |||
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Of course...it doesn't Mickey...lol | |||
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ok Rose you had you shirt unbuttoned
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sure we can mickey i have proving it in your presence
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I didnt have my shirt unbuttoned
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Sorry 1lady... i don't count that as being "too much"... lol I still say there is no such thing as a lady drinking too much.  Mickey & Julie | |||
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Soapman...you are to funny...don't believe what you said...but funny. |
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