"LOCAL/40-50/LTR" Just for clarification purposes: 1. If you paid for a membership on this site I hope you used it wisely and read to the end before you click your brains out. 2. Local ONLY (within 50 miles). I don't care where you were born, where you vacation, how many houses you are thinking about buying, or how many damn oil rigs you own in Maine. If you cant show me a Maine drivers license showing you live within 5o miles. By the way, I do not actually live in the listed town, close. It is for reference only, I'm sure it's a nice town, but before you drive there looking for me you were warned. 3. 40-50 ONLY not one day before, not one day after..Math gentlemen. 40>= 50<=. I realize this site is a virtual Viagra ad...but I want something in common other than sex. 40-50 ONLY. 4. LTR=Long term relationship. Yes if you meet the first two requirements I may look at your profile, it becomes real apparent if you are looking for a relationship or a playmate. NO PLAYMATES AND NO PLAYDATES. 5. Before you send me that dick picture, be warned I know you're real proud of your little winky but the guy before you sent me a picture of something out of the Guinness book of records. 6. Repetitive profile viewing...it's not flattering, i really find it creepy...and for the record if you don't have enough balls to say hello you're not a "dominate". 7. Couples...I am bi-sexual, but I am NOT a unicorn. Will only speak with the female, not interested in the male half. I will reconsider the local/age/ltr part for the right female. But we will play alone. 8. I'm really not a bitch, I just know what I want and what I do NOT want. Piss me off and wind up in the banned/blocked/timeout box. 9. last one for now I promise. let me save you some effort...HI...Hello, How are you (or the dreaded hru)...I'm well thanks, how about you?, Great but horny (thanks for sharing).... show me you read this and come up with some actual conversation. I get 50 views a day, 10 emails, and 20 IM's, be original, or be gone. 10. Sorry, forgot one. I know my picture is sexy, I took it. You do not need to tell me for the 50th time today. I'm not vain and I do not need your validation....Thank you. For the haters out there that got rejected and feel like leaving a negative comment, shows your maturity level. Don't bother bitching the picture is blurry, it's intentional...if you want 4k spank material there's plenty out there.

My Ideal Person Local, 40-50, for a LTR