So, apparently, I'm supposed to write something witty and insightful here. Let's see... I'm a Libra who's mastered the art of losing my car in mall parking lots (especially during the Christmas shopping apocalypse). My kryptonite? OC Sheriff handcuffs and cleaning products (please don't ask me to tidy up, it's not pretty). I'm fluent in English, Sarcasm, and just enough BS to call you out on yours. I'm all about good times and bad jokes (get ready). Oh, and I'm weird. Like, chips-in-my-sandwich, hoarding-cleaning-supplies-I-never-use, turning-everything-into-a-sexual-innuendo weird. Speaking of weird... I'm straight, but when I'm high, I'm apparently bi. Don't ask, it's a whole thing (and probably just wishful thinking). But hey, I'm a social butterfly who loves a good time, so hit me up if you want to laugh until you cry (or at my questionable life choices).

My Ideal Person looking for someone who is also clean/STD free,, no shady people , I don't know what I'm looking for on here, but I figured I'd give it a shot so hit me up if your in oc

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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