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Posted:Feb 28, 2007 9:43 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2007 9:11 am
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Stuck in movie mode & I watched The New Guy with a new aquaintance of mine. I just realizd how much I liked that movie years ago and how much I loved that song. I'm sure this post may never see the light of day but you gotta watch this video from Simple Plan http://Local Sexy Swingers.com=dGivSXlOOlU
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Failing Values
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Posted:Feb 15, 2007 6:40 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2007 7:27 am
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There are two cars driving along, speeding on their merry way. One driver is looking through work and papers, the other fiddling with the radio.The other driver had just overtaken someone just before the junction while he was fiddling with his radio. They crash into each other and the saddest part is that AllSate thinks it is okay to buy them a whole new car with their "your choice auto" plan. They just crashed their cars being careless and you are rewarding them by giving them yet another chance.
**sigh** Fuck you, AllState. Reimburse the their car's value, yes; that's a lot of money put into a car. Don't give the future killers another weapon, you miserable bastards. The new government should take licensces away from those causing accidents. Just a thought during voting season
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Pleasantries at the Previous post
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Posted:Feb 8, 2007 8:42 pm
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2007 6:40 am
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Now that the heartfelt shit is out of the way I can get down to the news in America which makes me laugh my ass off.
1) Anna Nichole Smith (I don't feel like Googling her real name right now) has died from.....go on, I'll give you time to guess.................................................................thats right boys n girls, drugs & alcohol. Are you REALLY fuckin surprised at that one? She was more hopped up than.... a rabbit fuckin a frog in a truck with bad suspension on a dirt road while drunk on Hopps. I admire her adversity and if I knew I was gonna get billions of dollars for havin elderly sex, I woulda bit the bullet and hired a stand in gigalo & then came back for the money shot. Don't completely mistake my rant, I do admire her and my hethen prayers go out to her family. For those that thought this was a tragic death, fuck you very much. If I jump out into traffic and get hit by a car it aint tragic or sudden, its common sense- logic- lucidity- rational- its gonna fuckin happen. That brings me to -->
2) The city of New York is planning to curtail the use of iPods when citizens are crossing the streets because of a few pedestrians whom were hit. Apparently the music was that good and the vids were that spectacular that they didn't notice the speeding cars and the little red man in the box who had not turned white yet. New York, you don't need a law designating iPod friendly zones. You just need to shut up for at least a few more months until all the dumbasses are hit and scraped off the road. That way all the people who can do 2 things at once, like watch where the fuck they're goin while listening to music, can go on with their lives in peace. I mean really, I already ranted about texting and cells and now more tards have added something else for people to worry about. You would really have to be an ignant nigga to have that written on your headstone------"Didn't see the SUV but it was worth it. I love you Kelly Clarkson/ Ciara". and finaly speakin of nigga that brings me to -->
3)A rumor has hit my ears that "nigger" will be banned from Texas. That will make many racist people very offended and by the time they call a meeting and decide to hire a lawyer to fight for their freedom of speech, its gonna have been outlawed for at least 3 years. I never liked the word or those who embrace it but its just a word. Back in the day, I'm sure it was horrible and a lot of shit went down but nowadays, you aint got a thing to worry about. You are now free to fuck up someone who calls you a nigger: there are no dogs, fire hoses and angry toothless mobs. Hit that bitch with a brick, kick them while they're down, if its available take a long sip of their beer and be about your merry way.
I gotta lay down now. The smell of all that shit is makin me woozy. Peace, Blogland
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Highlights and Headaches
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Posted:Feb 8, 2007 8:04 pm
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2007 3:38 pm
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I've done some dirt this past week and yes I am home and well thawed out (thnxx for asking). I have also had some fun times with the clothes on. I find that there is a euphoria that can't be explained when just being with someone you cherish. It is a different feeling than when you are around someone you wanna bone till they change color. Sit and listen for a while cos after you bone someone till they change color there is a certain sound like a wind chime or a softly played triangle (it unconsciously makes smokers wanna smoke) but when you are with a god friend the music and distractions are gone. You can see the world as it comes and hear the world without the subliminal attacks.
I have also had my share of headaches,no , I won't forget the other part of the title. I've had to deal with spoiled chicks, rainy walks and a few brush offs. Plus I had equipment failure with 1 party. I really hope she didn't think it had to do with her but at least I got a few good nuts out of her with the tongue; her time wasn't completely wasted on me 
On top of all this, Valentine's is coming up and the one I want as my Valentine is still thousands of miles away (yeah, I know how to pick em) so this means I am anti-Valentines this year. I finally had a good 1 last year and I'm not tryin to mess with fate. Until I get my "one" (yes I still adore her) I think I'll pass on the mushy holidays. Call me when "Fuck on the TV Day" comes and by then I'll be more receptive
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My 3rd Preciousssss
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Posted:Jan 31, 2007 5:34 pm
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2007 6:49 am
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I know some would say its a waste of a mood post but have you seen model this yet? 2007 and sweet as...... stuff
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Tell a Friend
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Posted:Jan 25, 2007 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Aug 20, 2007 4:28 am
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too bad they don't have "freezing fuckin cold" as a mood cos thats what I'm feelin right about now.
I have been up here in the good ol US of A for almost 2 weeeks now (Newark in the house?Holla) and I must say that when your extremities are almost to the point of freezing up and falling off, you really don't think of fucking as much. I've heard people say "Oh, its not that cold now" and I would reply "If I could unfreeze my arm from this postion I would reach over and stab you in the belly with my cocoa straw." If it got any colder I promise I would turn into a pyromaniac; I'd just be lightin shit on fire whenever I have to stop walking.
Some good has come of this trip and I guess I'll give credit to where the smiles come from. 1) I was ready to be an aunt when I came out here but I'm glad I didn't buy the pink booties and such cos I'm an uncle once more (2) I found this kick ass shirt... observe the display window. That evil monkey in Chris' closet rules (3) I get a break from the fake people and the soon to be fake people; I guess some people are just transparent and are meant to be taken as lightly as possible. Surprisingly, some are still standing tall and have met my expectations but time will tell who the cap fits.
Its been a loooooooooooong fuckin time since my last post Blogland. I miss ....somethin... that slips my mind right now and I'll check more blogs before the week is through. Stay warm and stay real.
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I Wonder Whom is next
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Posted:Jan 9, 2007 5:11 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2007 6:25 pm
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Ding Dong, Sadaam is dead- They put a rope around his head. Hope they decide not to lynch anymore peeeoplllle With all this political correctness everyone l;ikes to jump on, I'm surprised certain groups didn't stand up and protest the hanging saying it resembled the trials of their ancestors too closely. With all the space age shit we have nowadays, do we really need to borrow shit from the KKK and other pagan rallyers? Lets see: lethal injection, firing squad, gas chamber, PRISON, the Pamplona run with enough tranq in him to put down a small rhino, taking the Crocodile Hunter's old job, cement shoes in the river, base jumpiing from a relatively short building, masturbating pissed off tigers... I'm not even trying and I found some pretty good ones.
Since sadistic fucks who kill their own people senselessly for unseen benefits to their people are now being put to inhumane death, I wonder who else could be catagorized to be next. I'm not saying that a bunch of soldiers were sent there needlessly in this war to lose their lives for a power hungry think tank, I'm just saying that the freedoms you enjoy can never be challenged by terrorists as long as you say so.
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Respect the Holiday
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Posted:Jan 9, 2007 4:41 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2015 5:46 am
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Tomorrow is National Lasagna Day Yay!!! You say you haven't heard of it? Thats odd  Its been floating through my mind for the past week or so; you should have read my thoughts all this time. No exuse for not being prepared so get your ass in gear and get some pasta ready...and some yummy sauce...with garlic... meat.... cheese... want now
I figure if a dead president can cause an impromptu holiday for most businesses, a yummy treat that is older and has been of more use to me should have its own day. Hmmmm.... or maybe I'll look into a general Pasta Day. Until more details are worked out enjoy the 3rd best holiday in the world 
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Happy New Year
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Posted:Dec 31, 2006 4:10 pm
Last Updated:Jan 5, 2007 5:45 am
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Thats pretty much it
>>! Happy New Year, Blogland and may it be filled with stamina, overworked privates and hot pockets 
Later
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ChipenDale Slipped a Mickey in My Mufasa and Made Me Goofy
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Posted:Dec 12, 2006 9:11 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2007 4:34 am
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Yeah, I did go a long way for that Disney joke but at least it caught your attention
The funny thing with Jello is that even when it isn't jiggly, it still is a lot of fun. It pours like water, tastes like candy and gets sticky like syrup. I'm in a mood to host a game show and you are my lucky contestant: I make the rules so deal or no deal...I could care less, there is no time limit so don't rush for the extra points, there is no aid or lifelines except for a spare ration of lube and Roots drink.
The stakes are high and the only prizes are satisfaction and Jello seeped into many private places (avoid cold temperatures until all is found). Will you play? 
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Greedy Bitches
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Posted:Dec 8, 2006 9:43 am
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2006 9:55 am
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Once upon a time there was a select group of people called grandparents/ great grandparents. These people worked hard while spending the appropriate time with their to be sure that as their line carried on they would be beter of than they abd their fore fathers were. As time passed, these people started to fade from the power structure and those they fought, sweat and bled to raise grew into adulthood.
These wicked upstarts whored out their governments meant for the betterment of their people to the highest bidders, no matter how corrupt the money spenders were. These wicked upstarts believed the system would raise their and refused to give them any true say in how to discipline them. These wicked ones took lifetimes of knowledge entrusted to them and kept it to themselves while diluting whatever truths they managed to put in their youths with their electronic baby-sitters who taught them of distant lands and problems they were far from having. The wicked ones the land for the purpose of housing temporary vistors and parking for the monstrous vehicles that noone really seems to question, "Why the fuck are our small roads housing vehicles ultimately large enough to safely transport a marlin or two?"
Every now and then, we step outside of the ivory box. We see what we wish to see because it has been publicly addressed and nobody wishes to be on the other side of the mob. We gnash our teeth and stomp our feet and when we feel that our self-serving voices have been heard, we retire back into our ivory boxes and feed on the electronic baby-sitters' teets.
If there was any compassion out there, it would come every day instead of just around X-Mas time. If there was any true compassion, wouldn't we fight for the causes of strangers as well as our freinds? What happened to being interested in someone's plight for the simple reason that it was a plight and not something an observant newscaster discovered to fill their quota.? Can we make our world better for our and their while we spend as little time with them as we do with our toothbrushes? Can we make our island better for future generations to enjoy as we sell it off to the highest bidder? If you have to think too hard for an answer to any of the questions, then don't bother answering; just continue to be one of the wicked ones.
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No More Cold..Its Depressing
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Posted:Dec 4, 2006 6:47 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2006 9:18 am
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Hookay, even though I don't have many people to shop for (strictly by choice cos hardly any1 deserves gifts) I find myself in a strange bind.
Met a great lady here on Local Sexy Swingers: a semi-domme, gorgeous lil body and a saucy attitude. It was a shame I didn't cal her back. There was some issue about her being to spontaneous to make plans a day in advance and even though I was on her to do list, her attitude towards a call back was too blah; the pussy will be sorely missed but not getting emotional about NSA/ DFC relationships ( I really wanted 2 keep her)
Dudes that obviously have jobs to afford a gold status must be able to read. If one can read and you are looking through my pics while strokin, it should say somewhere at the top that I don't want guys. I'm sure I put it in there somewhere If you have a gorgeous sidekick who is very hands on, yeah, I have been known to slip a few times  but I'm not sure how to be any clearer: neon signs, impossible to complete chain letters, lil hippie signs representing girl power tattoed in strategic places (I'm workin on those).
Traps are getting harder to lay every year. I don't want to harm innocent animals at any cost; the reindeer have done nothing. I just wanna catch that SOGB so badly. I've already been offered some X-Mas treats as long as I wear the hat but the role play won't be the same without the jacket and boots; the jacket can double as a restraint for some headboards and fucking in boots is just cool>>!
On top of it all, I can't walk around nekid anymore  its gettin too chilly for my tootsies
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What Happens When You Push This Bu.......
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Posted:Nov 27, 2006 5:56 pm
Last Updated:Dec 4, 2006 5:46 pm
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I'm starting the resolutions early. Mostly in part cos I have issues and partly cos I want an excuse to do something new.
1st- I plan to taste at least 2 new friends before December is out. Massage oils and Adam Sandler movies will be my weapons of choice, followed closely by Survivor or Amazing race; those seem to cause arousal in some people....weird
2nd- I'll buy more bright colors to wear and try to hide my natural yumminess that comes out in my usual wardwobe.
3rd- Grow my beard a bit more and shave my mini-stache. Maybe I'll look through some books and find a new design 4 my pubes
4th- Grab more Old Skooltunes. I have a fetish for MUSIC and I find it very rare to come by in today's choices. Remember the days when a consisted of "I'm takin no losses and I'm flossin with the grace, all up in yo face. So I say 'wassup love how u doin? what u think about me n u scrmmmm... ah but wait. Lets make a date, plans 4 dinner. I'm down to take it slow cos u know that she's a winner. I'm feanin for the cream don't ya know..." Most of you will recognize these lyrics and keep on signin Hit Me Off Back when music was direct but not 2 vulgar; it made you wanna fuck without fuckin you off for not wanting to fuck.
I'll think of something else later but for now, know that my fingers will be busy.
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