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Sometimes i get really hard n horny when some yummy girls standing nearby..specially in bus and trains or shipping malls.. the cock try to kiss their ass...and sometimes the girls notice also but they keep quite/enjoy and some of them just smile...some get closer and some go away....what does it mean?
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Local Sexy Swingers Girls
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Posted:Jan 25, 2009 1:40 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2013 8:29 pm
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Are these Local Sexy Swingers girls real?
i m trying last 2 weeks....hooked with 2 but just for chat and phone....didnt get them yet in bed....r these girls not so easy ?
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Anal
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Posted:Jan 17, 2009 12:04 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2010 8:03 am
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why some girls can easily take cock in ass and some cant....
some guys really love it but recently i tired and i didnt feel any difference in pussy and ass...
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Clubbing
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Posted:Jan 10, 2009 6:33 am
Last Updated:Jan 15, 2009 4:08 am
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As my wife doesnt like me to drink and clubbing etc, currently she is overseas for next 1 more month.
Tonight i am gonna try some clubbing at clark quay..
Hope it will be wonderful night..
Before going to pubs, i will b meeting a friend , she is chinese girl i met online...
Hope it will be unforgettable
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what if she want just hugs kisses and oral
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Posted:Jan 10, 2009 1:39 am
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2013 8:48 am
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Hi friends..
I have a girl ( single/22/sg) and she want to have some fun such as hugs kisses sucking and licking but she dun want to be penetrated as she wanna preserve her virginity for someone special....
We are planning to meet up during CNY...do you all think i should respect her decision or i should just fuck her when she is horny during oral?
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Again something to make u smile
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Posted:Jan 6, 2009 5:29 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2009 4:40 am
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Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad.
After that Man Teases his ex-wife's new husband: So, dude how was the second-hand stuff?
New husband: Not bad. After the first 3 inches, she was brand new.
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Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshole does when you have an orgasm?
Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!
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What's the geographical definition of sex?
It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!
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A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a Cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
A Moisturiser.
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Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet
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A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: daily u r injecting me where I don’t hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
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Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms -ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out
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Hope i managed to put smile on yr face again...
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i m here to put smile on yr face
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Posted:Jan 4, 2009 8:36 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2009 4:34 am
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70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.
Father in Church: An hour's pleasure is not worth a lifetime of disgrace. Any questions?
Someone yelled: Tell me how do you make it last an hour ?
Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity - don't screw the opportunity!
What is Fashion Designing?
Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas.
What is d similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument...
A old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....
Sex n shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on!
What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.
Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The manager calls up the newspaper and objects, so the editor changes the headline. It reads: Team to play with Dicks out.
On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!
Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that.
Why do men get circumcised?
Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!!
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.
When God made me, He asked, "Great Memory or Giant Penis?". I cant remember what I said.
Marriage: Where you have to keep paying for sex long after you had it.
Virgin Airline ad: We are much more experienced than our name suggests!
One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever gone to bed with an ugly woman?
The second guy: No, but I've woken up with a few.
What's common between U and Christmas tree?
The balls are just for decoration.
Kiss- Height of luv
Nipple- Peak of luv
Boobs- Shape of luv
Penis- Length of luv
Pussy- Depth of luv
Ass- Base of luv
Testicles- Weight of luv
Fuck- Experience of luv
Suck- Taste of luv
Masturbation- Substitute of luv
Condom- Care of luv
Sperm- Cream of luv
Marriage- Mistake of luv
Pregnancy- Proof of luv
- Outcome of luv
I told my wife I want to die in bed. She said, "You did last night - three times!"
The sexy secretary walked into her boss's office & said, "I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you"
"Why do you always have to give me bad news?" he complained. "Tell me some good news for once."
"Alright, here's some good news," said the secretary. "You aren't sterile....."
Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook.
The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!"
The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!"
The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times."
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