Party December 6th-Springfield, December 31-Westmoreland
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More Status Messages That You Might Have Missed In the Past Week
5. Im not that ugly compared to everyone else in this Walmart. At least I have this going for me.
4. If at first you don't succeed, stop and give up because you suck
3. Red Bull may give you wings, but alcohol gives you balls.
2. If I get Ebola, I know who I'm sneezing on first
1. I've joined the website Jihadist Matchmaker. I've already had loads of girls telling me they want to blow my balls off.
Welcome to another edition of the Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Corruptor's Calendar of Swinger Parties. Had some great parties in the last few weeks. Heard about how great the Hedonistic Halloween party was. Unfortunately due to unforeseen health problems we didn't get to make that one. We will be getting the gift card prizes to the winners of the Halloween Costume Contest soon. Wanted to get this put together and out on the internet as we are promoting the Christmas party and announcing a New Years Eve party. So read on
Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says, "Mom, why has Granny got a shrimp between her legs?"
"Don't be silly; Granny hasn't got a shrimp between her legs!" his mother replies.
But Little Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts.
With this his mother grabs Little Johnny by the hand and says, "Ok, I have had enough of your foolishness. Show me!"
Little Johnny drags his mother into grandma's room where, being a very hot evening, Granny is fast asleep on top of her bed with no clothes on. Little Johnny drags his mother to the end of the bed and points between Granny's legs. "Look I told you so" he says. "See the little shrimp!"
His mother calmly decides she had better explain. "OK, Johnny, I know it looks a bit like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris."
"That's funny" retorts Little Johnny "It tastes like shrimp..."
Totally Free Let's Put The "XXX" In XXX-mas Saturday December 6th Springfield TN
Dear Corruptor, I don't guess I have to tell you what list you made yet again this year. See how it's supposed to work is at the beginning of each new year, I give you a fresh start. But it doesn't take you hours, nor minutes but mere seconds to move yourself on the NaughtyList each and every year. I got to hand it to you, you've revived our sex life here at the North Pole. Because of your parties, Mrs Claus decided she wanted to give swinging a try and so what the hell I gave in. We called our good buddies the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny in and had a great time swapping with them. You shouldve seen that bunny go...Damn...Almost ran into a problem though as the reindeer found out that a bunny rabbit fucked the Misses and they got a little upset. But it's all good Tooth Fairy took care of em...I feel though that I'm leaving someone out...oh well just a small problem if I ever figure out what it was I'm sure. Anyrate back to you. So you're wanting to throw another Let's Put The X in Xmas party in Springfield Saturday night December 6th. Who am I to stop you? Heck we may throw a little swinger party up here on my pole..er North Pole. So yes once again you have my blessing. Hope you have a great party and since I'll still stop by your house on Christmas don't forget to leave the milk, cookies and porn out for me Your buddy (secret don't let this get out) Santa Saturday night December 6th It's the Let's Put the X in Xmas Party. We'll play Naughty Dirty Santa. So bring an adult oriented gift (Porn DVD's, Liquor, Toys, Lubes etc nothing too expensive) if you want to participate in the game. Come check out the pornaments on the tree and let's celebrate the holiday season. It's our annual Naughty List Christmas Party and we're throwing it early December the 6th just before the Christmas Burnout Season starts the week after. So get your covered dishes ready, bring the gift for the Naughty Dirty Santa game and come party with us Saturday December 6 in Springfield Email us for Details
Jokes From The Phone (warning some could be really offensive)
What type of eye makeup do redneck women wear?
Nascara
What do you call a Chinese paralympian?
Limping
What do you call a gay Arab?
Anything you'd like, he's already been stoned to death
What's 8 feet long and wrapped around a piece of shit?
A turban
How are Muslims and masturbating similar?
When no one's looking, I like to knock one out.
Totally Free Swingers New Year's Eve Houseparty Wednesday night December 31st 7:00
I know it's a little early but time to make your New Year's Resolutions. Here's mine
5. I will no longer dress up as a female during Halloween.
4. I will work on regaining a sense of smell as it could come in handy in certain sexual situations.
3. I will keep myself away from all photo opportunities especially when my significant other is snapping the photos (Did I mention how much I hate Photoshop)
2. I will not drive more than two hours for a private swingers party that happens in a real barn....with real hay....and real barn animals hanging outside the barn
1. I will no longer guarantee my sexual abilities to get a girl off if there's enough room in her pussy to shove both hands completely in and clap.
Now let's hear yours....
Wednesday night December 31st, pop the lid off the champagne, make a toast and bring in 2015 in Westmoreland at the Totally Free Swingers New Year's Eve Houseparty. Working on some cool door prizes and we'll have a raffle (I'll announce what we're raffling off in a couple of weeks). BYOB. We'll provide the drunk gummies. I'm sure there'll be Jello Shots. DJ and dance area to keep the party pumping all night long. So make your New Year's Resolution to party with the crew that defines what fun no pressure swinger houseparties are all about. Totally Free Swingers New Year's Eve Houseparty Wednesday night, December 31st at 7:00 in Westmoreland. Email us for details
A teacher puts a photograph of a tomcat on the blackboard, and proceeds to ask
the class, if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat.
Little Mary has the first attempt and answers, "By fur, Miss?"
The teacher replies, "Not quite right, Mary, but a good try."
Meanwhile all during the lesson, Little Johnny is sitting down
the back raising his hand in the air saying, "Me, Miss!" "Me, Miss!"
The next student the teacher's picks is Peter, and he answers, "Is it attached by skin, Miss?"
The teacher replies... "Not quite right either, Peter... Anyone else want to try?"
Finally, the teacher had no choice but to pick Little Johnny.
She said to Johnny, "What do you think the tail is attached by?"
Johnny replied, "Judging by the size of those nuts on the cat... I'd say, it would have to be bolted on!"
Bangin In The New Year Saturday Night January 3rd 2015 Murfreesboro TN 7:00
Have you got what it takes? Prove it....Bangin' In The New Year is a gangbang and we are looking for guys that know what it takes to satisfy a woman. If you have a reputation of making women throw in the towel from exhaustion, we want to talk to you. Only those that know how to hang will be allowed to come to this event. So if you talk a good game but can't back it up, don't embarrass yourself by coming to this event. We'll have regular updates of the ladies that have committed to participate. Email us for details
A young stud undergoing his first testosterone attack picks up a young lady and after a while drives to a secluded place a mile from the nearest phone. After some preliminaries he says "Put out or walk."
The gal says "well, put that way, I'll walk." She gets out of the car and walks back to town.
The next evening the same young stud picks up the same pretty young gal and ends up with the same proposition only this time three miles from town.
Same results. She says "I'll walk." And she does.
The following evening same scenario except the young man drives five miles from town and it is raining. She doesn't even hesitate. She removes her clothing, his clothing, and proceeds to give him the wildest night of sex he could wish for.
Later he asks her why she refused him the last two nights when obviously she was not new to the sex game.
She answered. "I kind of like you. I was willing to walk one mile. I was willing to walk three miles. But I'll be damned if I'll walk five miles in the rain to keep you from catching gonorrhea."
Looking forward to some more great parties
Corruptor and the _corrupted_1
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Party In Portland July 12, Murfreesboro July 19 and Cooperstown July 26
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Posted:Jun 29, 2014 3:55 pm
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Five More Status Messages That You Might Have Missed This Past Week
5. I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
4. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it
3. I learned about sex the hard way....by peeking in windows.
2. England's World Cup highlight DVD comes out soon. It contains so much shit that it's been called 2 Goals 1 Cup
1. Last night I got blowjobs at 11:30, 11:42, 12:01 and 12:28. Then I finally decided to get some rest and go to sleep. God Bless Alzheimers.
Welcome to another edition of the Insane Asylum and Corruptor's Calendar Of Swinger Parties. Bangaroo rocked on June 21st. Thanks goes out to Chuck and Charity for hosting. Great swingers party to kick off the summer. The month of July will have some very hot parties in Portland and Coopertown. Don't miss out. Details in this post.
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"
"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot.
*****Totally Free Swingers Houseparty Portland TN Saturday July 12 7:00*****
Couples and single ladies are you ready for another wild all night party in Portland? Well all you need is to bring a 2-liter or a bag of chips to share with the other party goers and get ready to come party with a great group of couples and single ladies. You are never required to do anything you don't want to do. We are open to people that just want to hang out, soft swap, full swap, orgy, gangbang etc. There's a hottub, bedrooms for playing in and even a spacious den that's seen a lot of wild action. The love swing will be hooked up. We'll even do a 50/50 drawing which was pretty popular at the last Portland Party. Plus there's other surprises that we'll have in store for the party.
Email us for details
Jokes From The Phone
What Do You Call A Woman Who Uses To Much Contraceptive Cream?
A Spermicidal Maniac!
What's the difference between the U.S. Border Patrol and World Cup referees?
The referees always catch Mexicans offsides
What's a Muslim's favorite sex toy?
Blow up doll
Why do midgets make bad parents?
Because they struggle to put food on the table
What do you call a fight between two Chinese lesbians?
A Tong war
*****Alternative Lifestyles Meet and Greet Murfreesboro TN Saturday July 19 7:00*****
We're gonna go out to eat, wanna join us? We've shown the swinging world that you can blend in various alternative lifestyles (sexuality, BDSM, Dom/sub, kink) and as long as people are open minded and respectful of others partygoers can have a blast. So if you'd like to meet some cool people over the dinner table, then don't miss the meet and greet. This is a great way to meet and make some new open minded people in a non-sexual atmosphere. We'll even have an afterparty for those that are interested in the action. All you need is a few dollars to eat and drink with (alcoholic beverages will be available) and if you're interested in the action afterparty, a few dollars to donate toward the cost of a cool motel room. Email us for details
Man was standing at the pharmacy counter finishing up on his purchase, while the next woman in line kept coming up to the counter, thinking the man was finished.
Finally, he moves to the side to allow the impatient woman to come to the counter.
She rushes the pharmacist asking "Are you a pharmacist?"
He said "Yes I am." "Will you please tell me something about Viagra" she asked?
The pharmacist said, "I would be glad to. Well, it a prescription medication used for men who are having sexual problems. Your doctor has to write a prescription for this medication."
He further stated, "It’s a great medication. I even take it at times."
The woman then interrupts to ask, "Can you get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist smiled and said, "Well, maybe, if I take two pills."
Totally Free Swingers Pool Party Saturday July 26th Coopertown TN
We're still working out the details of this party (ex...rules of the pool, how many bedrooms to play in etc). But we wanted to make sure we got this out there now that there will be a swingers pool party Saturday.July 26th. So reserve the date and we should have more information on this party within the next week
A cowboy arrives in a little town, enters the saloon and screams, "I want a woman, I want a fuck!"
"Welcome." says the owner, "We have Rosy the Red who fucks like three witches for only $30!"
"She's wonderful!" replied the cowboy, "But I don't have that much money!"
"No problem." said the owner, "For $20, Blondie the Blonde sucks your cock out of your underwear!"
"She's real pretty," replied the cowboy, "But I don't have that much money!"
"No problem sir!" said the owner, "For $10 Terry the Terrible will keep your cock in her hand til the mornin!"
"She's nice," replied the cowboy, "But I don't hav......"
"How much fucking money do you have then?" screamed the owner.
"Errrrr," whispered the cowboy, "25 cents!"
"Allright then," gasped the owner, "Go upstairs to room 22!"
The cowboy runs upstairs, opens the door of room 22, and on the bed sees a nice young girl lying with her legs wide open. He jumps on her and begins fucking.
After ten minutes he goes downstairs and says to the owner, "I... I think I have a problem!"
"What about?" replied the owner.
"Well," said the cowboy, "You know the young lady in room 22.....I was having fun with her and suddenly she turned her face and threw up a load of white mess!"
"Oh shit!" screamed the owner, "Someone go and change the corpse in room 22, it's full again!"
Party, party, party....Bunch of them happening in July. Hope to see you at them
Corruptor
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April 19th Swingers Paradise Is Offered To You-Sparta TN
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Posted:Mar 30, 2014 1:16 pm
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[B]New Sexual Positions
The IRS position: where you just bend over and take it up the ass with no lube.
The Humidor: (requires a cigar and an intern).
The Monday Night Football: (actually just doggie style done facing the TV with the game on with her in the football shirt of your favorite team).
The Kentucky Derby: (AKA Woman astride) be forewarned if you decide to use the western variant of this (The Rodeo) her spurs WILL wreak havoc on the bed linens!
Oral Submarine: The guy must Dive...Dive ... Dive.
The Bugs Bunny: It's when the guy is on top with the women's legs pinned behind her head.
The British Telecom position: you get SCREWED by them and they never call you back.
The Grenade Position: I' ll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
The Enron Position: no matter what, you're getting it up the ass.
Totally Screwed: the position you in when your spouse comes in early from work and catches you in a position you can't get out of...
The Ever-Famous: "No, you gotta get your leg up higher...no, not like that, like this...NO it's got to be HIGHER than that. No, like this...oh, yeah that'd work...if you were the one with the vagina...NO, would you listen to me? HIGHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? You know what? Never mind...I don't even wanna do it anymore. No, I won't give you head. No, we can't try again...Yeah, that's right. I am gonna use my vibrator... Well, I wouldn't have to if you could get your leg up! GAWD!"
Welcome to the Elite Eight Edition of the Insane Asylum and Corruptor's Calendar Of Swinger Parties.
There's a big party happening in Sparta Saturday night April 19th. You don't want to miss it. This place is a pretty well kept secret but huge enough to handle 100+ party animals and we're lining up some door prizes that you won't want to miss having the chance to win. We are still working out the details and plugging in more features to help keep everybody that attends more interacting. So hope you will come support this effort into bringing what can be a weekly party club event to the Upper Cumberland and provide you with a safe and great place to express your sexual freedom. Details are in this post
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it and proceeds to admire his privates at a close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised---and flattered---the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?" Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
** Upper Cumberland Socials Presents Bare Bunnies Party Saturday April 19***
So your party life needs a little resurrecting eh? Well let the folks of the Naughty List Of Middle Tennessee help you out a little. One of the things that I hear in talking to couples and singles about what they'd like to see in a group/club is friendliness and openness. Let's face it, we don't like spending a bunch of money to go somewhere and watch a bunch of people interact with each other and feeling left out. That's why you need to come give us a try. We're different than a lot of the other party groups and clubs in that you'll meet friendly laid back open minded people who respect your level of comfortability and will make you feel as comfortable as you can humanly feel possible. Oh and let's not forget we definitely know how to throw one hell of a party. We don't have just a spot...we have THE spot with a huge dance floor, tables and chairs to sit around and socialize with all the new friends you'll make. A hot tub (bring your own towel) to jump in whenever you'd like. Private play areas for all the xxx rated action you can imagine (and then some) and when it becomes warmer a pool for you to splash around in. Kinda sounds like a sexual paradise doesn't it? Saturday night April 19th we want to invite you to come check this paradise out as we host the first official Upper Cumberland Social. It's our take on Easter. In addition to all the above named features, we'll have an Easter Egg Hunt (hmmm what will you find in the Easter Eggs). There'll be a snack area filled with stuff to keep your energy level going to where you can party all night long. And the music, well lets just say we know how to keep the floor filling party anthems (new, current, and classics) pumping Just added this week (3-30)will be a 50/50 drawing that you can enter if you choose to do so. Tickets are $1.00 each. We'll do the drawing around midnight and the winner walks away with half the money entered into the pot.
For those of you wanting to buy some lingerie and adult novelties, we will have a representative on hand that you can check out her catalog of adult products. So this Easter, check out the only swingers lifestyle party that is guaranteed to raise the party scene from the dead. It's the Bare Bunnies Party Saturday Night April 19th. Doors open at 8:00. Email us or sign up on the events section to get the details.
Jokes From The Phone:
What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?
Someday Pinocchio's going to be a real boy
What's the difference between a Mexican and my printer?
My printer always has papers
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One U.S. leader
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A Cherry float
What has two legs and bleeds a lot?
Half a dog
**Totally Free After Easter Swingers Houseparty Saturday April 26th 8:00 Portland TN**
Love swing, drunk gummies, hot tubs and all the wide open xxx rated action a porn star could slobber over. Sounds like a naughty Easter to me. So grab your peter and come get a little cotton tail at the Totally Free After Easter Swingers Houseparty Saturday night April 26th in Portland TN. Ever done a swingers lifestyle easter egg hunt? We'll do one Saturday night. Who knows what you're gonna find in those eggs. So bring your own bottle of liquid encouragement, and bring a 2 liter of coke or a bag of chips to share with the other swingers and come play like rabbits. Sign up in the events section or email us or both and we'll get you the details to this wild party.
[B]While the bar patron savored a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him.
The bartender served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day. I'm celebrating."
"I'm celebrating, too," she replied, clinking glasses with him.
"What are you celebrating?" he asked.
"For years I've been trying to have a ," she answered, "Today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"Congratulations," the man said, lifting his glass. "As it happens, I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile. But today they're finally fertile."
"How did it happen?"
"I switched cocks."
"What a coincidence," she said, smiling.
Friday Night Meet and Greet April 4th Murfreesboro TN....Caravan To Lifestyles Confidential
We've had a number of single ladies, gentlemen and couples ask us to put an event together on Fridays since they have family obligations, work etc etc on Saturdays and can't attend our parties or events. So we decided to put together a swingers lifestyle meet and greet and afterparty and open it up to anyone in the swinging/kink community. Last week we discovered that our friends at Lifestyles Confidential were forced to move their event and the date of their event to Friday April 4th. So this is how we'll pull this off. Friday night from 6P-8P, we're open to meet anyone in the swingers lifestyle that's interested in starting a group to meet regularly on Fridays. We'll meet at a restaurant/bar in Murfreesboro not too far from the Lifestyles Confidential event. Then at 8:30ish we'll make our way along with those interested to the Lifestyle Confidential event. For those interested we'll plan a afterparty late Friday night.
If you'd like details please email us so we know who all is interested in coming and we can be on the lookout for you. This is a great way for couples and single ladies who are interested in attending the Lifestyles Confidential event to get together beforehand so you'll know some people that are going as well.
A man went to church and saw his best friend crying there. "What happened? What could be so bad?"
"My mother died yesterday," he sobbed.
"Oh my God! Not Mrs. C. How did that happen?"
"Well, it was hot yesterday, so we all had our beds on the balcony and
we were sleeping. My mother rolled over and fell off."
"Oh God, so that's how she died?"
"No. She fell to the third floor balcony, held on to the railing. That broke and so she fell."
"So, that's how she died?"
"No. She fell to the second floor balcony, held on to the railing.That broke and so she fell."
"So, that's how she died?"
"Uh, no, not exactly... She fell to the first floor balcony. We all decided that she's destroying the house, so we shot her."
Mark all these dates down on the calendar and come support us April 19th as we think we've got something potentially big for the swinging and alternative lifestyle communities that you'll want to be a part of
Party On
Corruptor and The_Corrupted_1
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Upcoming Parties and A Few Jokes March 23 2014
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Posted:Mar 23, 2014 1:00 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2014 1:17 pm
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Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes...
(You MUST read them out loud):
1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
 I think you need a face lift ..............Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
Welcome to another edition of the Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Corruptor's Calendar of Swinger Parties. The Calendar is filling up with activities for the month of April. We announce two big parties for April and also a swingers meet and greet event which will be on Friday April 4th. So read on and don't miss the big events
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his 's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
** Upper Cumberland Socials Presents Bare Bunnies Party Saturday April 19***
So your party life needs a little resurrecting eh? Well let the folks of the Naughty List Of Middle Tennessee help you out a little. One of the things that I hear in talking to couples and singles about what they'd like to see in a group/club is friendliness and openness. Let's face it, we don't like spending a bunch of money to go somewhere and watch a bunch of people interact with each other and feeling left out. That's why you need to come give us a try. We're different than a lot of the other party groups and clubs in that you'll meet friendly laid back open minded people who respect your level of comfortability and will make you feel as comfortable as you can humanly feel possible. Oh and let's not forget we definitely know how to throw one hell of a party. We don't have just a spot...we have THE spot with a huge dance floor, tables and chairs to sit around and socialize with all the new friends you'll make. A hot tub (bring your own towel) to jump in whenever you'd like. Private play areas for all the xxx rated action you can imagine (and then some) and when it becomes warmer a pool for you to splash around in. Kinda sounds like a sexual paradise doesn't it? Saturday night April 19th we want to invite you to come check this paradise out as we host the first official Upper Cumberland Social. It's our take on Easter. In addition to all the above named features, we'll have an Easter Egg Hunt (hmmm what will you find in the Easter Eggs). There'll be a snack area filled with stuff to keep your energy level going to where you can party all night long. And the music, well lets just say we know how to keep the floor filling party anthems (new, current, and classics) pumping.
For those of you wanting to buy some lingerie and adult novelties, we will have a representative on hand that you can check out her catalog of adult products. So this Easter, check out the only swingers lifestyle party that is guaranteed to raise the party scene from the dead. It's the Bare Bunnies Party Saturday Night April 19th. Doors open at 8:00. Email us or sign up on the events section to get the details.
Jokes From The Phone
1. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Urinating in the bath is disgusting
2. What's the definition of Frenzy?
Two blind lesbians walking through a fish market
3. What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of
4. What is Bill Clinton's worst nightmare?
Intern with braces
5. Hear about the drug for depressed lesbians?
It's called Tri Cocks Again
Friday Swinger Lifestyle Meet and Greet April 4th 6:00 Murfreesboro TN
So there's a small group of people who've asked us to do something on Fridays as their work schedules, family commitments etc will not permit them to attend our Saturday events. So we thought we'd get this idea started. Friday night April 4th, we're looking for other people that are into the swingers lifestyle....yes that even includes single guys. Here's how this works. We're going to meet up at a bar/restaurant in Murfreesboro to socialize and kinda get to know each other starting at 6:00. We'll hang out there for a few hours until the group decides whether or not we do an afterparty (btw we've held several of these and there's always an afterparty afterwards) The bar is a fun hang out spot with food and beverages. Couples and single ladies will be invited to the afterparty. Single guys can get invited too based on a couple sponsoring them so guys this is your chance to impress and get in on the start of a good group of people. Email us for details. This is a group that will be meeting and partying on Friday nights.
There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn, when she came upon a large pile of fresh cow manure.
Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to munch out. She ate ..... And ate ... And then .... She ate some more! Finally, she decided she'd had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away.
But alas .....she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground. She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation when she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.
She'd found a solution! She realized that if she could just become airborne she'd be able to fly again. So, she painstakingly climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into the air.
She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor...
Dead fly...
The moral of this sad story?
Never fly off the handle when you know you're full of shit!
**Totally Free After Easter Swingers Houseparty Saturday April 26th 8:00 Portland TN**
Does Peter want a little cotton Tail? Saturday night Portland Tennessee comes alive as we celebrate Easter the Naughty way with a free houseparty for couples and single ladies. The party staples will be there, drunk gummies, hot tub, love swing, and plenty of bedrooms to get down like rabbits. And if everything goes according to plan, we'll even do an easter egg hunt in celebration of easter So come hang out with us, drink with us, and party with us Saturday night April 26th in Portland
Justin Bieber escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. as Justin runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.
Justin finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of the bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While Justin is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way. Sure, Justin has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. Justin was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too...!"
Got a lot of parties and meet and greets during the month of April. Don't forget to check our blogspot...alternationx.blogspot.com for updates,music videos and funny stuff.
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Totall Free Valentines Houseparty Saturday February 8 Portland TN
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Posted:Jan 12, 2014 5:18 pm
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Pizza vs Sex
1. Sometimes you can't wait so you have to start in the car.
2. It's great in the morning, but usually a late night thing.
3. When it's really good you can't control the noises you make
4. No one wants to share their piece of the pie
5. You don't notice the scent unless it lingers long after you're done at which point it's just appalling
6. If you're not responsible about it, you might end up getting fat or getting other people fat
7. The cravings can make you irrational and stupid
8. If it's a great idea wasted at 3am, it's probably immediately regrettable the next day
9. Even when it's bad, it's hard to mess up
10. It's messy upside down
11. It's much better with someone else, but having it alone is ok too.
12. You're self conscious when having it with someone skinnier than you.
13. You really don't know someone until you know how he or she likes it
14. Some people are boring while others are down for anything and everything.
15. Your early experiences with it can be very formative in determining what you like and don't like
16. Even if you don't finish, you feel like you have to
17. It can leave shameful stains
18. Sometimes you have to spice it up
19. Alcohol lowers your standards in terms of quality
20. There will always be that one that reigns supreme
21. It can be ruined if something slips off.
22. You CAN live without it, but you don't want to.
Greetings and welcome to another post of the Insane Asylum of Hysteria and Corruptor's Calendar Of Party Events.
Getting the flu sucks....but recuperated and ready to get the party scene cranked up with more parties. We started off the year with a wild New Year's Eve party. Even though it was freezing weather, there was a lot of body heat in the hot tub and action all over the house. Thanks to everyone that showed up and made it another great event. More parties to look forward too as we kick off the first half of the new year with a NaughtyList Valentine's Party and wait till you see what we're putting together for Mardi Gras in March. So read on for all the information.
A young farmhand is driving around the farm and making repairs to the fences. After a few minutes, he makes a call to his boss on the two-way radio and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road, and he's stuck in the bull-bars of the truck. He's still wriggling. What should I do?"
"In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and, when he stops wriggling, you'll be able to pull it out and throw it in a bush off the side of the road."
The farm worker says 'okay,' and signs off.
About ten minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said. I shot the pig and dragged it out, and threw it in a bush."
"So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped
"Well, the blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing!"
*****TOTALLY FREE SWINGERS VALENTINE'S PARTY SATURDAY FEBRUARY 8th
A box of candy, a bouquet of flowers, one of those get a Valentine's card moments when you ask your significant other to be your Valentine. Then after you get through all the loving moments, you pop the question...hey there's a swingers party this weekend do you want to go? Okay so the romantic moment is over and you scored your brownie points by doing everything you were supposed to do on Valentine's Day....but then there were a few points that got taken away when you asked the very same day about the extracirruclar activities. So we thought we'd help you out a little bit...instead of asking to go to a party after Valentine's Day, we thought we'd throw one before Valentine's Day. We'll have plenty of drunk gummies to share with your Valentine, we'll even go pick a few flowers out from the side of the road (if we can find some live ones) and the Valentine's card moment can be exchanged for Naughtylist moments.
Saturday night February 8th it's the Totally Free Naughtylist Valentine's Party in Portland Tennessee. Party is for couples and single ladies. BYOB, bring a bag of chips or a 2 liter to share with the other partygoers. We've been having great turnouts at the parties translating into some wild times. Email us at for the details
Jokes From The Phone
Sunday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in the hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose and down my throat, wires monitoring every function and all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a drop dead gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. She looked deep and steady into my eyes and I heard her slowly say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
I managed to mumble in reply "Can I feel your tits, then?"
What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
Male Fraud
Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby .
The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."
What's the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 12
What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?
Where you put the cucumber
With the flu bug coming out of nowhere the Wildd and Winging Rockin Sex Show taping was delayed. The show is based on discussions about swinging, about BDSM and fetishes. Definitely not a family show. We'll also discuss out of the ordinary Craigslist ads, unusual news and play some fist pumpin, lighter flickering rock music from the hair band legends to the groups they've passed the rock torch to both here and overseas. The first show is scheduled to be cut on Wednesday. It'll be available on I-Tunes and Slacker Radio by the upcoming weekend. We'll also be passing on information on how you can participate in the show as we'll share our social media links with you on the show. So check out it...Sue Winging...Ian "Corruptor" Wildd (with two "d"). Wildd and Winging Rockin Sex Show...The shock jock show will debut soon.
Two men are sitting in a restaurant. There is also a gypsy woman sitting opposite to them with her legs wide spread.
One man says: "Look, she has such dark hair on her genitals!" the other says: "Oh no, it isn't hair, it is dark panties!" Then they made a bet - $100 . A waiter goes by so they ask him to find out for them.
He did so, but takes all the money and walks away. "What happened, why are you taking the money?!" Asked the waiter.
He replies: "Neither of you was right! She had her period and there were flies on her!"
Have you joined our Facebook group? NaughtyList of Middle Tennessee is on Facebook. The group is a interactive one. Naw Tee brings the Music Video of the day, the funny video of the day, the pic of the day and more. Group members also contribute their funny pictures, sayings etc. email us and we'll get you hooked up...Most interactive Middle Tennessee based swingers group online and best of all it's a secret group which means none of the posts show up on your timeline for other family members or friends to see. Come check it out.
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday
afternoon poker game with friends and relatives.
His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself... television, ice cream, homework, video games... but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.
The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Johnny, and without comment the game resumed.
For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the card players continued without any further interruptions.
After the poker game ended, father asked Johnny's uncle, "What in the world did you say to Johnny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!"
"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed him how to masturbate."
We'll have another orgy/gangbang in February we're looking at open dates and will be making a decision soon. We'll do a little something different than normal for that, Hope to have an announcement next week. Also March means St Paddy's Day and Mardi Gras and we're making plans for a huge houseparty in Murfreesboro. More details coming on all these and our other plans. Hope to see you at the parties
Corruptor and SueWinging
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Posted:Dec 15, 2013 4:30 pm
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Answering Service at the Mental Institute
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.
If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."
Welcome to another edition of the Corruptor's Insane Asylum of Hysteria. I know many of you are undergoing a busy holiday season. Hope you are making plans to come hang out with us at the New Year's Eve party in Portland Tennessee. We also have another event to announce for the first part of January and then we'll be filling in the Saturdays as we go along. The Ian Corruptor Wild and Winging Rockin Sex Internet Radio Podcast is coming along. News from Facebook, the blogspot and more all coming up in this post.
Two farmers, farmer Bob and farmer Dan, are having beers in the local bar. Farmer Bob is a younger man, somewhat new to the farming business. Conversely, farmer Dan has been doing it for nearly 20 years and is the most successful man in town.
After a few hours of drinking, farmer Bob gets up and says, "I'm gonna go home to feed the beaver."
Farmer Dan asks, "What's that supposed to mean?" Farmer Bob replies, "Well, my wife doesn't know about it, but I like to use names of chores on the farm for having sex."
A few months later, farmer Bob's tractor breaks down. He's so distraught, he decides to drown his sorrows at the local bar.
After sulking for a few hours, farmer Bob decides to return home. To his surprise, he finds a brand new tractor in front of his house. He begins to jump for joy. He runs inside to look for his wife.
Farmer Bob says to his wife, "Honey, where did this great tractor come from?"
His wife replies, "Well, farmer Dan gave it to me. All I had to do was handle his eggs, and milk his udder!"
New Year's Resolutions
1. Drink More
2. Fuck More
3. Repeat resolutions 1 and 2
Oh hey. Corruptor here....Our schedule was too naughty to put together a Christmas party. I didn't get my annual letter from Santa so we thought we'd kind of change the rules a little bit and combine a Christmas and New Year's Party all in one. Now some of you know about the pornaments on the Christmas tree but by the time this party rolls around I'm sure we'll be kinda tired of the milk and cookies, hanging tinsel and lights and seeing an overstuffed pine tree in our living rooms. We'll be more than ready to kiss 2013 in the ass goodbye and bring in 2014 in a very naughty way. So for all you couples, and single ladies out there we hope you will join myself and Sue Winging as we road trip it to Portland for a totally free New Year's Eve Naughty Party. We'll bring the drunk gummies (and if I can find that receipe I'll debut something new) and because we jumped over Christmas, we'll still play the Naughty Santa game for those that are interested. To participate all you need to do is bring a gift to the party (Dirty Santa style). In fact this might be more interesting than doing this before Christmas cause some of us love to regift right? (easy way to get rid of socks and underwear). You can feel free to stay overnight at the party house or if you'd like there's a few name brand chain motels 5 minutes up the road.
Email us and we'll get you the address, contact number and other details to the Totally Free New Year's Eve Swingers Houseparty Tuesday December 31st 8:00 Portland TN
Jokes from the phone (Warning some may be very offensive...you've been warned!)
1. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa?
Santa still empties his sack in little boys' bedrooms!
2. Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Cause he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
3. What does the homeless have for breakfast at Christmas?
Snowflakes
4. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.
5. Why is the 69 position is like driving in rush hour?
The asshole is always in front of you!
New Years Bang 2014 Saturday January 4th 2014 8:00 Murfreesboro TN
Unhibited sex, no holds barred, wall to wall naked bodies piled up with open holes filled to the max, women taking on one guy, two guys, three guys at the same time, men eating one pussy while wrist deep in another, girl on the dick riding like a pro....sounds like a new Snoop Dogg song doesn't it? Saturday night January 4th, we're going to give you the opportunity to live that life for one Saturday night...Bangin In The New Year Saturday night January 4th Murfreesboro TN....It's not necessarily a gangbang. It's not necessarily an orgy....it's a pile on of naked flesh and providing orgasms and pleasure as the main center of attraction. Are you open and brave enough to attend? Bring your balls, bring your dripping wet pussies and come prove it...Saturday night January 4th in the Boro....email us will get you the invite
After a few drinks, they went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."
"Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart, and close your eyes," said the midget.
The woman obliged, and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes, the woman had eight orgasms.
"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait until I get BOTH legs in there!"
We're tweaking (not twerking....there's a difference) the Ian "Corruptor" Wild Rockin Sex Show to include others. So with that being said I was able to talk the creators into giving us a few more weeks to launch. The name has been changed to the Wild and Winging Rockin Sex Show. Now we need your help. We want you to participate in this nationwide podcast. It is being put on a website that garnered over 6,000 listens on one particular podcast in a week's time. There are several people that have been encouraging us to do this and have ties to the website think that we can surpass that easily each and every week. It's a two hour show, based on the aspects of shock jock, sex and rock. We'll introduce you to the best fist pumping turn up the volume rock, discuss topics in the BDSM world and swingers lifestyle. We'll also make fun of some stupid people and share jokes and one liners that will make your mother let us know regularly that we're going to hell.
The Wild and Winging Swingers Lifestyle question of the week...how do you get tactfully get out of a situation where you and your swinging partner, meet up with another couple and you don't feel the chemistry or you're not attracted to them and they themselves seem kind of pushy to carry the activities into the bedroom?
email your answers to us....screen names, email addresses, etc will be kept confidential...only your answer will be read on the air.
The Wild and Winging BDSM lifestyle question of the week.....Dom's what are some unusual punishments that you have thought up to use? Subs what are some of the unusual punishments that have been used against you. Again screen names, email addresses will NOT be used...only your answer will be read on the air.
Email your answers to one or both the questions to us and be listening for our first show to be launched January 1 2014. It will be available on I-Tunes, on slacker radio and on the big website.
A man had to go to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the Motel in town, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting. He asked the clerk where the nearest golf course was and was given directions on how to get there.
While playing on the front nine, he was going over the speech in his mind and became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a Lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and told her about his big meeting and the speech he was to make and his confusion about where he was on the course, asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
She replied "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."
He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened. and he approached her again with the same request.
She said "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, So you must be on the 13th."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went into the club house where he saw the Lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the Lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help. I understand that you are a sales lady, well I am in sales also. What do you sell"?
She replied, "if I told you, you would only laugh." "No I wouldn't", he said and persisted that she tell him what she sold.
"Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampax."
With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said "see I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at" he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!"
Hope you have a happy Holiday season. See you at the parties!
Corruptor and Sue Winging (naughtywildcpl)
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Insane Asylum Of Hysteria and Corruptors Party Calendar Nov 23
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Posted:Nov 3, 2013 3:51 pm
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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a smells another on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
14. If a leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
Greetings and welcome to another edition of the Corruptor's Insane Asylum of Hysteria and Calendar of Swinger Parties. Had a great Hedonistic Halloween Swingers Houseparty with wild wall to wall action. If you are a couple or single lady and you missed it, be sure to check out the November party...details coming up in this post. There are a couple of new groups to tell you about and we invite you to join up as we post various things exclusively that we don't post here. Read on....
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
She acknowledged that she did understand.
So the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall."
Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."
*****Totally Free Girls/Girls Afternoon Party Saturday November 23rd Murfreesboro TN****
Some of the ladies of the party scene wanted to start doing regular get togethers and we met this really cool lady that sells toys, lingerie, lubes, lotions, everything you can imagine you'd need in the bedroom. Not only does she sell out of the catalogs but she also has a huge inventory on hand that people can buy right then and right there (kind of like your basic adult bookstore on wheels kinda thing). Saturday afternoon the Naughty List ladies are inviting you to come out and get your Christmas shopping done a little early and if the mood hits you can try out the toys and lubes with each other in the bedroom but please don't wear each other out cause a little later in the night, the guys get to arrive and watch what I've come up with next. Party starts at 4 and lasts till 6. It's the girls/girls meet and greet afternoon party Saturday afternoon November 23rd. Email us and Brandy will get you the details
Jokes From The Phone
Little Johnny was taking confession, and he told the priest that he was having impure thoughts about his sister. "Is this a sin, Father?" he asked .The priest nodded and said, "Yes, Little Johnny, indeed, it is a sin. Look at the two beautiful brothers you have.”
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
Why did the Muslim cross the road?
I couldn't get to the accelerator in time
Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?
They don't like random strangers knocking on their door.
A guy races into the men's toilet, burns up to the urinal, whips out his twelve inch dick and says with a sigh of relief, "Phew, just made it."
The guy next to him looks over and says, "No Shit, can you make me one too?"
Totally Free X Rated Swingers Thanksgiving Houseparty Saturday November 23rd
What are you thankful for? Let's see, I'm thankful for the 3 p's in life....Porn, Pussy and Parties. Saturday night November 23rd throw out the turkey bring in the pussy and let's have a little desert before the main course meal the week after. So bring your whipped cream, bring your favorite flavored dust and let's make a meal out of the ladies that want us to eat at the "y" (yes some have even discussed judging and seeing who the best is ). The competition will take place in one of the bedrooms so that those that don't want to participate won't feel uncomfortable btw. The party will crank up at 7ish so bring a 2 liter or a bag of chips to share with the other party goers and come party with the gang at the only party where you can make an xrated wish come true when you play with the bone....Totally Free X Rated Swingers Thanksgiving Houseparty Saturday November 23rd. For details us
This hillbilly goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms.
The druggist says, "How old are you, ?"
The replies, "Eleven."
"I can't sell you any condoms," the druggist says. "You're too young."
The says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll call a cop."
"All right, cool it," the druggist says to the .
"What kind of condoms do you want?"
The tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers."
The druggist says, "Listen, . Do you know what one of those things will do to a woman?"
"No," the replies, "but I hear they make a sheep jump pretty high!"
Warning: If you don't have a strong stomach...don't read the following
A man enters a coffee shop and sits down. The sign on the counter says the special of the day is chili. When the waitress comes to take his order, he says, "I'll take the chili."
"I'm sorry," says the waitress, the gentleman next to you got the last bowl." says the waitress.
So the man just orders some coffee. But after a while, he notices that the guy next to him is finishing his meal and the bowl of chili is still full.
"Excuse me," he says to the man, "But are you going to eat that?"
The other man replies, "No."
"Would you sell it to me?"
"You can have it for free if you want it."
So the man takes the bowl of chili and begins to eat it. When he gets about half way through the bowl, he comes across a dead mouse in the bowl. Immediately, he pukes the chili back into the bowl.
The other man looks over sympathetically and says: "That's about as far as I got, too."
Closing out the year with some wild parties....don't miss November 23rd in Murfreesboro. December will bring another gangbang/orgy motel party as well as the let's put the "X" in Xmas party Email us for the details and come have fun
Top Ten Status Messages You May Have Missed November 3 2013
10. When someone asks, "How are you?" change it up and reply "delicious.
9. My Jehovah's Witness girlfriend's dumped me again last night but I'm not worried though. She'll come back knocking
8. I got kicked out of biology class today. When asked 'Can you name a long term effect of obesity?', I probably shouldn't have said 'Bullying'
7. I saw a piece of chewing gum in the urinal today. I thought, "That must have been really painful."
6. I wanna Bang you like a barn door during a tornado
5. When Miley Cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it's "art" and "music".. but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot"
4. First that asshole cut me off in traffic, then he stole my parking space, And then his stupid damn car got paint on my key.
3. Ladies, when it comes to doggystyle I'm behind you 100%.
2. According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again
1. My said "Dad can I have a rabbit?" I said "No you're too young, use your fingers"
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Posted:Sep 23, 2013 7:30 pm
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Signs She's Bored In Bed
10. After you request sex, she replies "Wait til the Nyquil kicks in"
9. Gets very upset when the ashtray falls off your ass
8. You are currently sitting backstage at the Springer show
7. Has suddenly started making you pay in advance
6. Keeps asking "Are you sure you're not gay?"
5. Asks to be on top so she can balance her checkbook better
4. Beginning to think she is only "playing" dead.
3. Holds up a picture of the Playboy centerfold to hurry you along.
2. Bangs her head on the headboard BEFORE you begin
1. Runs for vacant Senate seat
[B]Welcome to Corruptor's Insane Asylum of Hysteria. What a great end of summer houseparty a couple of Saturdays ago. Building a great group of couples and single ladies. We continue the party scene with the announcement of the details of Hedonistic Halloween and not to leave out the single guys we are bringing back Fuckfestival to Murfreesboro. We also have an active presence on Facebook now (it's a secret group so you don't have to worry about family and friends seeing stuff on your timeline that you don't want them to see) Read on for all the details
Guy is visiting his shrink "Ever since I was a . I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year." said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit" replied the doctor.
Man suggests "Let me sleep on it."
Six months later the doctor bumps into the guy on the street "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked
"Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awdful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!"
"Is that so?!?" the doctor said with a bit of an attitude "And how may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
Man replies "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now"
*****FUCKFESTIVAL SATURDAY OCTOBER 5th MURFREESBORO TN******
We brought back Bangaroo and since there was a decent turnout let's bring back FuckFestival. Just like Bangaroo, Fuckfestival is a multi woman gangbang. We got the motel picked out and now we need the ladies that would like to participate. If you have a fantasy of participating in a gangbang or you are a pro and would like to play October 5th in Murfreesboro. Shoot us an email and we'll get you the details. Fuckfestival Saturday night October 5th 8:00 Murfreesboro TN
Jokes From The Phone (Warning Some May Be Offensive)
1. When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
2. What's the difference between mayonnaise and semen?
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour
3. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.
4. Hear that Dora The Explorer has a Muslim cousin?
Doda the Exploda
5. What is worse than getting your keys stuck inside your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despit his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes he is staring and inquires "Are you looking at my pussy?"
"Yes i'm sorry" says Joe and promises to avert his eyes
"It's quite alright" replies the woman "It's very talented. Watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you"
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. Joe who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pussy can do
"I can also make it wink" says the woman Joe stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him
"Come and sit next to me" suggests the woman, aptting the seat. Joe moves over and is asked "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, Joe replies "Good grief, can it whistle too?"
*****HEDONISTIC HALLOWEEN SATURDAY OCTOBER 26th MURFREESBORO TN ******
What are you dressing up as? Justin Bieber?, the nude bra and panty Miley Cyrus (complete with foam finger)? Lamar Odom Kardashian? (before he entered drug rehab),Catholic Priest (leave behind.... er that didn't sound right)..huh??? North West??? (okay I think we've gotten enough ideas). Ladies and gentlemen, got your costumes ready? Get em on and come on out to the Totally Free Hedonistic Oktoberfest Halloween Party. We're going to have a Naughty Costume Contest where the best male and female are gonna win a pretty cool grand prize. Oh and our trick and treating guests don't walk away with their candy bags empty, we're making up all kinds of addicting drunk gummies and special limited edition jello shots (there might be body parts involved). We'll serve up some German Beer for the Oktoberfest theme and the free food offering of the evening will be Bratwursts. Party is for couples and single ladies only. Get on the list now. Saturday night October 26th starting at 7:00. Costume contest will start promptly at 8:15 (so those that want to walk around without their costume on can do so afterwards) So this Halloween run away from those demonic overpriced cover charges, stay away from the candy that's older than a mummy and best of all don't hang around with the creeps, come party with the Freaks ...totally free at that Hedonistic Oktoberfest Halloween.
These three guys are sitting at a bar arguing which one has the ugliest wife. The conversation begins to get heated to the point of the bartender telling them to get the hell out or shut up! "In fact" he says "Why don't you settle it once and for all and just visit each others house and decide for yourselves"
"Damn good idea" they agree, finish their drinks and make off for the first guy's house. Upon arriving he bangs on his door and the wife answers, she's not pretty and he turns to collect the bet from the other two.
"Not so fast" says the second "I got that beat" and off they go to his house. He bangs on the door and his wife comes to the door and all three step back in fright, she's so damn ugly.
He asks to collect the bet but the third guy says "Sorry I've got you both beat. he goes to his house and walks right in, there's no sign of anyone around.
He stomps his foot on the trap door in the floor and they all hear this voice says "Is that you honey?"
"Yeah it's me" he says
"Do you want me to come out?" she asks
"Yes, please" he says
"Should I put the bag on my head?" she asks
He replies "No I don't want to screw you, I just want to show you off!"
Got a busy October planned, hope that you can come have fun with us and our friends.
Corruptor and the Corrupted
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Hallmark Cards That Didn't Make The Cut
10. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss you and think of you often.
9. Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife
8. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder...what the fuck was I thinking?
7. I must admit you brought Religion to my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you
6. How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?
5. As the days go by I think of lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday, so we're having you put to sleep
3. I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys.
2. If I get only one other thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister.
1. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.
Greetings and welcome to another edition of the Insane Asylum of Hysteria. For all of you on swinglifestyle not only am I posting this in the forum on the group page but also sending it out in the newsletter. This is an experiment to see if I can post the entire thing email addresses and all without being flagged....We got a back to school party coming up this weekend in August and Bangaroo is around the corner on the 31st plus more party announcements coming up
A woman is very distressed because she has not been married, very long and yet her husband has lost interest in having sex.
So she goes to see her doctor, and relays the problem. The doctor doesn't seem worried at all and tells her that this is nothing serious, that her husband has merely lost his animal instincts.
The doctor tells her to crumble some iscuits on her husband's cereal every morning without telling him, and little by little this will bring out the savage beast in him. He wishes her good good luck and tells her to come back in a week with a progress report. A week later the woman returns to the doctor, who asks how her husband is.
"He's dead." she replies.
"Dead?" the doctor asked. "What happened?"
The woman replied "He was sitting on the driveway licking his privates and I backed over him with the car"
Totally Free Back To School Swingers Houseparty Saturday August 17th Murfreesboro 7:00
I don't know about you but I drank plenty of beer and ate a hell of a lot of pizza and pussy when I was going to college (my eating habits haven't changed btw). So Saturday night, you can get dressed up in school clothes if you want (remember ladies, Corruptor's motto when wearing clothes "Less Is Best". We'll order the pizza based on how many people actually show up to the party and you bring the beer (and of course the pussy) and we'll look to have a great couples and single ladies swinger party Saturday night in Murfreesboro. We've had some really good parties, made some really good new friends and this Saturday will be Brandy and Brooke's First Naughty List Houseparty so come welcome them to the group as they will be instrumental in helping put together future parties and activities. All about socializing, having fun and yes getting naked in the bedrooms if you desire to do so. These are easy going laid back parties and no one will be forced or pushed to do anything they don't want to do. Perfect for newbies to the lifestyle and excellent for those that are experienced. Couples and single ladies only as we are on our way to building a great party group. So come out enjoy the naked school girls and party like your hot for teacher at the Totally Free Back To School Swingers Houseparty Saturday night 7:00 Murfreesboro TN. Email us
Jokes From The Phone
1. What does a Boeing 747 and Octomom have in common?
Both contain a cockpit
2. Why does Kim Kardashian insist on guys wearing condoms?
So she'll have a doggie bag for later
3. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil
4. What's Gilbert Gottfried's favorite sexual position?
Probably right handed
5. What does a clock and OJ Simpson have in common?
They both do time
Party music....get it here...some music will never be released in the States and we are missing out. New video from Gotthard...turn it up it's a party anthem http://Local Sexy Swingers.com FriendFinder.com
October 26th....we're making plans for Hedonistic Halloween. Door prizes, grand prizes for the costume contest winners and a whole lot of special plans. Things could get a way lot Carnal....watch for upcoming promos
Three cowboys, one from Texas, one from Kansas and one from Oklahoma went into a bar bragging about who was the baddest of the three. The Texan said "Watch this" and yelled at the barmaid "Hey barmaid. Bring me a pitcher of beer and get your ass over here." When the barmaid got there the Texan guzzled down the whole pitcher, laid his hand on the table, whipped out his forty-five and shot off one of his finger.s She was startled.
The cowboy from Kansas yelled out "Hey bitch bring me a beer with a shot of tequilla and get your ass over here with it." Upon the barmaid getting there he drank the beer and tequila down laid his hand on the table whipped out his forty-five and shot off two fingers. The barmaid was terrified at this.
The Oklahoma cowboy spoke out and told the barmaid "Honey bring me a whole bottle of tequila and hurry" Upon her arrival, he drank the entire bottle of tequila, unzipped his pants and slams his dick on the table. The barmaid screamed "You aren't going to shoot that off are you?" "Hell no" he replied "I want you to kiss it. It will go off by itself"
Bangaroo Saturday August 31st Murfreesboro TN 8:00.
The ladies roster has been set. Led by the lovely Brandy, this years Bangaroo Girl Squad will make a meal out of any male that gets between their legs. Guys, Bangaroo is on it's way to reclaiming it's rightful place at the top of the gangbang throne. The most intense sexual experience ever brings it to Murfreesboro Saturday Night August 31st. All you need to do is be clean cut, respectful and make sure you can perform in front of others. If you are interested in coming to Bangaroo and you can be at the party site no later than 8:30 then email me and let's get you hooked up. I will share a couple of pictures with those that are committed to coming to this. So let's get back to making this the best gangbang event of all time. Saturday night August 31st. Doors open for participating ladies (and couples if it applies) at 7:00.... 8:00 for the guys participating. Doors are locked at 8:30. Make sure if you sign up and commit to coming you show up or you'll be banned from any future events.
Email us for information
A typical married couple were lying in bed one night.
The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he was reading, he paused and reached over to his wife and started fondling her "pussy"
He did this only for a very short while, and then he would stop and resume reading his book.
The wife gradually became around with this and thought that her husband was seeking some response as encouragement before going any further.
She got up and started stripping in front of him.
The husband was confused and asked "What are you doing taking your clothes off?"
The wife replied "You were playing with my "pussy". I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight"
The husband said "No, not at all"
The wife then asked "Well what the hell were you doing then?"
The husband replies "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!"
Top Ten Status Messages That You Might Have Missed This Week (August 11 2013)
10. Apparently semen can reduce the aging process. That's bullshit, my socks look really old.
9. Girls can be so ungrateful. I made her breakfast in bed. Instead of saying thank you she's all like how did you get in my house
8. I went to a meeting for Premature Ejaculators. I was the only one there. I guess I came too soon.
7. If you piss off a girl just play dead. That shit works with bears and they're almost as dangerous as an angry woman.
6. Say this outloud 5 times fast. "I Won A Math Debate"
5. Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do.
4. This woman sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault though I should've taken them off
3. The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50 feet of you, You wanna play catch, or frisbee or something?
2. They will kick you out of Home Depot for putting your hands down a shrubbery salesman's pants and shouting "Full Bush!"
1. Sometimes to lighten the mood after orgasm I like to yell cleanup on aisle 4 which is extra hilarious because it's usually on aisle 9
Come meet Brandy and Brooke as we continue to make each party better than the one before. See you couples and single ladies Saturday
Corruptor and the Corrupted
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I don't know about you but I drank plenty of beer and ate a hell of a lot of pizza and pussy when I was going to college (my eating habits haven't changed btw). So Saturday night, you can get dressed up in school clothes if you want (remember ladies, Corruptor's motto when wearing clothes "Less Is Best". We'll order the pizza based on how many people actually show up to the party and you bring the beer (and of course the pussy) and we'll look to have a great couples and single ladies swinger party Saturday night in Murfreesboro. We've had some really good parties, made some really good new friends and this Saturday will be Brandy and Brooke's First Naughty List Houseparty so come welcome them to the group as they will be instrumental in helping put together future parties and activities. All about socializing, having fun and yes getting naked in the bedrooms if you desire to do so. These are easy going laid back parties and no one will be forced or pushed to do anything they don't want to do. Perfect for newbies to the lifestyle and excellent for those that are experienced. Couples and single ladies only as we are on our way to building a great party group. So come out enjoy the naked school girls and party like your hot for teacher at the Totally Free Back To School Swingers Houseparty Saturday night 7:00 Murfreesboro TN. Email us for the details
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