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Just damn.
 
Rants, raves and stuff that is just too funny. As I wander around the Local Sexy Swingers world, there are things which strike me. I'll drop some notes in here as I feel inspired.
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OK, I'm not a perv... really.
Posted:Apr 12, 2007 12:33 pm
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2007 6:23 am
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I took the family to Six Flags and also to the beach for Spring Break. I noticed something while "enjoying the view" at both locations.

Mommys are hot!

The particular thing that cemented it for me was seeing to (quite attractive) girls on the beach. I would have thought them to be 17 or 18, until I saw that their mother was with them. Then I moved their ages down a bit. These two young ladies were wearing fairly skimpy bikinis, and getting a good bit of attention. Then, across the steps over the dune came a SERIOUSLY amazing looking woman... and she was their mother. She had to be in her late 30s, but every guy on that beach turned to watch her walk down the steps. By the time she slid off her shorts and pulled off her tank top, stripping down to a "not as skimpy" bikini, there were trails of drool dropping from a lot of the -age guys' mouths.

It wasn't so isolated. I constantly saw that the hottest women around were the ones that were past their late 20s. That isn't to say that there wasn't some nice eye candy that was younger, but I didn't have to feel like a perv, because the women that were my own age were hotter...

I feel better now.
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hhmmm, testimonials
Posted:Jan 24, 2007 3:11 pm
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2007 5:21 pm
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I wonder when I see testimonials that offer little except "You have the greatest pics on the net, ever!" Shouldn't the testimonial be for people that you've actually had contact with... past an invitation to the network?

What do you think?
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A little exhibitionism anyone?
Posted:Jan 8, 2007 11:46 am
Last Updated:Mar 12, 2007 9:10 am
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I thought I would relate a story from my youth. This is NOT recent.

I used to kind of date a girl that had a serious exhibitionist streak. One afternoon, we decided to go to a local mall. She needed to get some shoes and (since she was a 19 year old girl) loved the mall.

So, as we were walking around, she told me she had a plan. She was going to go with me into the store, but after she found something she wanted to see, she wanted me to go out of the store and watch. She found a couple shoes she liked, and a (slightly) younger sales guy. I would guess that he was 18, but that is just a guess. But, I would also guess that he wasn't a real popular at school. He looked like he was rather shy, and didn't have much self-confidence.

She gave him 4 shoes and told him she needed each of them in two sizes to try on. Then she picked a seat and waited for him to come back out. From my vantage point, I could see him, he would have to turn his head to see me, and could only see her from the back.

He plopped down the shoes, and then sat on the stool in front of her. He was a little far away from her, so she asked him to slide closer and take off her shoe. He complied.

I could see as he slid closer and looked down, he seriously blushed. I saw he move her knees apart ever so slightly as she lifted one leg and put her foot on the upper part of the sloped area of the stool. I guessed (correctly) that she had decided not to wear any panties under her short skirt that day. She had very sparse pubic hair, so I am guessing he had a fairly good view. His eyes were riveted for a moment, then he looked up at her to see if he'd been "caught."

She was looking around, so he thought he was safe. She turned back to him and directed him as to what order to start pulling out shoes. I later found out that she had picked a spot that would allow her to see him indirectly in a couple of mirrors.

As he leaned to the side to find the shoes he needed her to try first, she slid her foot slowly up the stool and lightly brushed his groin. He looked back startled, and she aplogized... but she didn't move her foot.

As he pulled out shoes, they were all the wrong size, so she sent him back to get more sizes. When he stood up, he grabbed a box to put in front of himself. When he returned, she asked him to take off the other shoe, too.

She gave him another shot when he removed the second shoe. Again his faced flushed and his jaw just kind of dropped for a moment.

The manager (a young lady about 25) could see some of what was going on, but just seemed to let it go. I caught her giggling a couple of times, but she apparently didn't disturb her employee.

The first thing she tried on now was a boot. It came up almost to her knee. As he zipped it up, by request, she openned up her knees about a foot. He was obviously uncomfortable at this point. But, I think it was a "happy" uncomfortable.

As she went through the other shoes, she got a little bolder. Finally, she had him holding one of her feet and she just started to stroke his crotch with her other foot. She was talking about shoes and asking him for things and he was sort of stammering answers. Within a minute or two, he shook for a moment and then tensed and relaxed. Her mission was accomplished. He had popped his wad.

She asked for her shoes back, and he slipped them on. She waved to me and I walked back in the store and asked how she was. He quickly bent over (still sitting on the stool) and started shuffling boxes. I asked her if she found anything she liked and she replied that nothing had popped her cork yet. She stood up, and pulled her skirt down a little, bent over and gave him a peck on the cheek thanking him and we started out.

We stopped in the hallway and turned toward each other to talk for a moment, and we could see him sitting there with a stack of boxes. The manager asked him come over to the sales counter (she giggled again for a moment). He grabbed up as many boxes as he could hold in front of himself and walked toward the counter then disappeared into the back room.

We went to lunch at one of the restaurants in the mall and slid into a back booth. Her pussy was so wet. I was able to get her to come before our food came. She repaid the favor in the car before we left the parking lot.
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Fun night
Posted:Jan 5, 2007 2:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2007 10:27 pm
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OK, I cheated. I didn't read it, but I did go over and look that I_LoveStockings had done a VERY long and (I'm sure) detailed accounting of last night. I won't be going to that level. Like I said, I just kind of skimmed it.

I know that Lovy likes to "feel" sexy. I also know that she feels sexiest what she is dressed up, and specifically when her "date" knows what she has done, so I played in to that. She played in to it perfectly, too.

We took her Mustang because it is lower than my truck. Also, the windows are only lightly tinted, so others can see in at night. It's fun to drive, too.

Anyway. We got to the restaurant and the first thing I see is that the valet pretty much ignored me to open her door. I'm sure he wasn't disappointed, as I could see her stocking tops as she climbed out. When I glanced up at his face, he was very much looking... then he looked at me and tried to look away. I don't even know if Lovy knew how much of a shot she gave this , but she pulled her dress back down as we walked to the door.

The reservations she made were good, as was the seating. We were left pretty much alone, so it was nice for us to flirt and do a little teasing without prying eyes. Our waiter did get a little bit of a show when he brought out the food. I had jusr played with her clit a little and her dress was still up a bit with her little thong pulled over to the side. She also got caught rubbing my crotch by at least one belly dancer. They were getting her a bit excited.

When we left, both valets were waiting to help her into the car. Again, she gave a little shot, but I think she meant it that time. I also am pretty sure she meant it when she flashed the valet at the strip club.

As we got to the club, I was curious how long it would take for her to start getting attention. It didn't take long...

Her first drink was free, from the female bartender. As was her second, from the waitress. And the third, from the girls dancing for us. And one free shooter… actually, four, because the shooter girl gave her one in the VIP, and then she gave one to each of the girls and the shooter girl.

The dancers that came to visit were something. One redhead and the other brunette. Both were very hot. I’ve been to this club before and not gotten this kind of play. Anyway, they came and sat down, and they liked her and me, but were a little reserved. When she got up, the girl that had been sitting next to me (redhead) asked if she would get in trouble dancing for me. I told her that there would be no problems no matter what they were doing when she came back. Then the other one (brunette) asked if Lovy was into girls. I told her that she could be… try and find out.  She did, and I really had fun watching. It didn’t take long until she was really getting in to it. I also gave Lovy the challenge of making “her girl” cum before we could do a VIP room. She took that challenge happily. So, when she did, we went.
The VIP experience was something else. I gave Lovy a few ground rules to keep her happy. It was a lot of fun. She was begging me to let her play more, and the frustration was turning her on. She even got the redhead and the brunette in to trying to help her. And I must say it was tempting. The offers got pretty good, but I knew that it would ruin it for Lovy if she won like that.

When I called an end to the VIP time, Lovy was bummer, hot, drunk and ready to be a good little sub. I think that one or both of the girls might have given her a number, but I don’t know and I really didn’t ask.

We went back out to the car. I had only had two drinks and they had both been quite a while earlier, so I was fine to drive. As I opened her door and she slid in, her bald pussy was well in view for the several patrons and the valet. I think all of them took a good long look. She sat there with one leg in the car and the other out the door for about 30 seconds until she looked at me and I told her she could get the rest of the way in. As we got back on the highway, I told her to take of the dress. That left her in the very sexy thigh highs, her heels and a bustier. I told her that she needed to bring herself to the brink of orgasm, but not all of the way. I also gave her a little light as we passed a few trucks. When she started begging to cum, I told her that she needed to stop being so selfish and lick my cock. I really wanted to just pull over and fuck her until I couldn’t anymore, but that isn’t the game we play.

Back at her house, I left her partially dressed as I tied her to her bed, blindfolded. I left her with a vibrating egg while I gathered a few things from the kitchen (ice mainly). I’ll leave some details to the imagination, but we had another hour or two of fun. After I came, I took her to her dining room and let her climb up on the table to make herself cum. I told her to talk continuously in order to let her keep playing. If she stopped or stopped making sense, I would pull her hand away.

We finished up around midnight.

I think we are going to the park next time…
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Going to MI
Posted:Jan 4, 2007 7:50 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 6:42 am
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I figured I would toss it up here, too.

At some yet to be determined point in the near future, I will need to run up to Michigan on family business. I'd love to find a woman or women that might want to play there, or on the way. Shoot me a message and let's see if we can make something happen.

In other news, I'm thinking of doing a He said/she said group of posts with a friend of mine on here, if there is any interest. We would go out and give our impressions without talking them over with the other. It might be fun.
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Are we meaner on the net than in person?
Posted:Jan 2, 2007 5:29 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2007 6:00 pm
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Recently (very recently) I've watched a friend of mine from here melt down in her blog. She is not only a very beautiful person on the outside, but she is a wonderful and loving person on the inside. I have seen her with , dogs, and less than friendly cashiers, and she has always been patient and gracious... and I would expect nothing less, but...

She got back on here after a bad experience a few years ago and went nuts. She did some heavy duty beating on some people. Some might have needed a slap or two, but not the WWE Smack-down that they got.

So, the question is:

Are people meaner on the net, and if so, why?

I think that people do get more agressive since it is pretty anonymous. I also think that things are more likely to be taken the wrong way since this is a disconnected media and the person or people you are interacting with can't see you and your expressions/body language/etc.

Let me know what you think.
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Do it for poor little Timmy...
Posted:Dec 27, 2006 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2007 10:32 am
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OK,

Somewhere in England there is a gnome that has a rare sexual defect. It's incureable, but his biggest wish is for there to be 100 votes in the poll I put up a few days ago.

(Not really. Learn how to spot a joke. But throngs of Local Sexy Swingers people are dying to know the results of the poll... at least I am.)
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Am I just too damn picky?
Posted:Dec 21, 2006 8:02 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2007 10:39 pm
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Perhaps. I understand typos and the occassional misspelled word, but I have gotten to the point where I have a new pet peeve.

Word usage.

Where, wear, were, we're. They're all different. They're, there, their are all different, too. As are to, too and two. How about hear and here? Nope, not the same.

Didn't we all learn the differences in these words in 3rd grade or sometime thereabouts?

Sorry, but all of this counts when sending a message. People will form an opinion based on how you write since that is the primary and first format of communication here...
Jeep, you are just too picky.
Jeep, you have a point, but hotties can do as they wish.
Dude, I don't get it.
Man, you have a point.
I found 37 mistakes in your post, and will be using it as an example to my Anal Retentive English Teacher Support Group.
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WalMart
Posted:Dec 18, 2006 8:50 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2006 6:52 pm
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Oddly, two of my more responded to posts have been about WalMart... Of course, it only takes 2-3 comments to be in the most replied column. How much does that suck?

Looking back through 4 pages of my posts, I see that one did get 4 comments...
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Is WalMart a 3rd world country?
Posted:Dec 18, 2006 2:46 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2006 7:10 am
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I had to go there today, and I'm becoming increasingly convinced that WalMart is a multi-locational 3rd world country.

Furthermore, it is a country where manners, organization, and service are no longer in vogue. I'll keep going for some things, but I have been finding better outlets for as much as possible.

Anyway... back to the sex stuff...
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What? (the last in a series)
Posted:Dec 15, 2006 9:51 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2006 6:53 pm
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What is your sexual fantasy? Are there any women that wouldlike to chime in? Guys are pretty easy to figure out.
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Where?
Posted:Dec 15, 2006 12:29 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2006 3:23 pm
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Where is the sanity? Now for my little rant...

There are several ways for a person to list themselves on this site. There is Male (I'm one of those), there is Female (I like to meet those), there is Couple M/F (not really my game), Couple 2M (VERY not my bag), Couple 2F (here is a fantasy...), TG/TS/CD (again... not really interested).

Did you notice that couple m/f and female were different? I did. But, as I wander through profiles, it seems that I might be almost alone. There are loads of "Female" profiles that start out with "My husband and I..." or something similar. Doesn't that make them a couple?

I know that if I advertised as a couple and then told the women respondents that it was just me, I would get some not so nice replies.

Play nice, and help make my searches more efficient.
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Who?
Posted:Dec 14, 2006 8:36 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2024 6:42 am
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Let's see if she wants anyone to know...
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