To manscape or Not to manscape?
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Posted:Oct 28, 2015 4:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 11:51 am
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That is the question a lot of guys should be asking themselves. Don't get it braided, permed or some other such weird shit but think of your chick every now and then. I can't picture hair going up my nose just to give anyone a thrill and I don't expect it done for me, thus the reason I trim mine into badass shapes like combustion engines and bald eagles. If it were in my genes to produce a good grain, I would etch a text in there for folks to read while they orally paid homage to me.
Sometimes I get a complete Jean-Luc Picard goin but that just seems like a lot of itching just waiting 2 happen
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and still strong
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Posted:Sep 8, 2015 10:59 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 11:51 am
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and the porn fetish for the day? Eastern Asian facials and blowjobs; male, female and those of Eastern Asian decent (to include Asian Americans, Asian Canadians and those who do not chose to put on the extra wording)
my stomach and chest were covered in a mixture of 4 orgasms.No, I did not wipe up after any of them due to various resonongs and yes, I am ready for more
I hate Blow Job week  the jaw can only take so much
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Baffled-er: The Sequel
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Posted:Sep 3, 2015 1:33 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 11:51 am
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soooo I am skimming through random faceless boob pix and come across a profile. Yes, she was looking to get twisted by a top that along with the boobs made me stop and read.
Lo and behold!! She demands a face pic before replying and if she does not reply to your message, then she has no interest in you. How is that not a shining example of what I just blogged about. The kicker, which made me kinda giggle and snort in my beer, was that she asks that we respect her choice. This respect of which she speaks is not much of a 2 way street it makes me sad in my happy places
Hope you enjoyed your Hump Day yesterday and will all go to see Chris Hemsworth's ginormous penis in "Vacation"
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baffled
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Posted:Aug 24, 2015 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2015 1:23 pm
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I have been on this site for a bit longer than I care to admit and find double standards a tad buggy, especially when it comes to random encounters. I chatted with a few fellow cock shots who have recently been refused any type of correspondence from a few tit shots because they did not have a face pic on their profile. Really? Are boobs truly that much further up the totem pole? To make it even more bemusing, 1 fella sent his face pic and was cordially replied to with an auto-reply message stating that he was not what they were looking for.
I understand that women have the gate to life and must be selective as to whom they let stretch and abuse it but when an anonymous tit shot demands that an anonymous dick shot sends them a face shot, they should reply in kind  even when rejecting
Be courteous and freaky as fucks, Bloglanders
l8rs
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it is Sunday and it is warrrrrm
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Posted:Aug 23, 2015 12:46 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 11:51 am
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After a hard day at work, nothing beats a Vegas WKD and a level or 2 of Deadpool. For those of you reading this, scratching your head in confusion and about to switch to something that won't kill your hard on, yes, vid games are my chosen brand of therapy. I really should blog more. Is it odd that about the time Barney Stinson started telling us to check his blog that I stopped writing mine?  eerie
**rant for the day** why are people causing accidents and STILL allowed to have a license? If you are married and make a "mistake" by falling in another pussy, you lose your marriage. Why do the same rules not apply for your "mistake" almost costing someone else their life?
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just for kicks
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Posted:Aug 19, 2015 2:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 11:51 am
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Deadpool is coming next year
I think that is about it on the excitement factor. I have not really had the desire to blog in (checking the abacus...carrying the 2....sipping my beer) at least 5 years. I guess I really had nothin better to say
UNTIL NOW!!!!!
oayk, the moment passed me again  back to hermit life for a while. Stay gucci, avid readers and true believers
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Hello from the Marajuana side of the island
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Posted:Feb 17, 2010 8:31 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2015 8:04 pm
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Heylo AFFers. Its Februaury, its sunny and I'm in decent spirits. Speaking of decent spirits, I gotta stop drinking woke up 2 days ago with Brian McKnight and Maxwell on repeat: and since nothin else was playin, I musta slept on the remote and my brilliant ass programmed it, I figure. Down to one last cry and that Pretty Wings song are officially stuck in my head 
Take some time to appreciate the ones you love and also to appreciate the ones you love as long as the arousal lasts stay special and keep it real
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Its all relative
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Posted:Jan 4, 2010 11:55 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 11:51 am
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So much drama has been going on lately. For starters, my computer hasn't even been looked at(by me, not the store)so blaming lack of access to Local Sexy Swingers goes solely to me----next its been so long since I made a post I actually did that 1st bit with only 2 fingers while I tried to reintroduce myself to spelling and key locations--- then came the multiple shootings on the island since november or some junk---- I'm on that thin line between being stupid and focusing on whats truly important (yes, it does involve women and they are related only by blood so its wouldn't even be an issue where anyone would feel guilty at family gatherings except me)--- then I think I pooped out my kidney about an hour ago but guess we'll cross that road when we get to it
Happy Belated: turkey day, Kwaanza, Hannukah, Christmas, Festivus, new years (chinese+Ukranian+Canadian)
Stay safe, everyone and support your local butcher shops
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Da 1st and hopefully not last
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Posted:Dec 1, 2009 9:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 11:51 am
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Here's wishing you a good December 1st, bloggeroos
If we play our cards right, we'll get to ring in the new year once again. btw, Happy World AIDS day!!!! I'm sure it doesn't mean go off and bone a random stranger in hopes of having your own special day  you know who I'm talkin about.
Stay well and be sure to hug your friendly neighborhood redhead today. Cheers I'm off to work after amassing 4 orgasms today. Ugh...I hate what rainy weather does to my libido
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Disappointed
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Posted:Nov 17, 2009 8:13 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 11:51 am
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I know people die and all but the killing is getting out if hand now. Car crashes (where the huilty don't get punished), shootings (where innocent bystanders get shot and perpetuate the cycle of revenge shootings) and morbid overeating... okay there are no examples for that last one but come on the 1st two were pretty good right?
Not really in a fancy mood to end this blog so..........
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Desi, Punjabi and others
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Posted:Aug 1, 2009 12:09 am
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2018 5:30 am
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Is it odd to fantasize about other races putting them on a sexual pedestal above others...even if the fancy is possibly unwarranted?
I've taken to my lust for Indian women again and its bordering disturbing now. I've enough problems keeping the computer running and checking blogs. Ugh, reminds me that I've missed a few events
UIgar immigration, Cupmatch, failing judicial systems regarding murder and shiny parasites 
Maybe later  until then Blogville, keep smiling and send any Indian lovelies my way
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I see dead people
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Posted:Jun 30, 2009 12:41 pm
Last Updated:Sep 8, 2015 11:19 am
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No, it isn't a swing at Mr. Jackson whom I don't know and (for the last time people) won't grieve forever for.
Everywhere I've gone recently I've seen look alikes of recently departed loved ones. I doubt its one of those subconscious things where you think of someone sooo much that the faces around you take on the characteristics. I mean one of those "I was just thinkin about swimming in ice cream... and that person looks like my aunt" moments.
Now I'm going back to taking bad shots, will update my albums for those lucky enough to see pictures of me doing absolutely nothing and will try to get this memory card for the Playstation1 working. I dusted off the cobwebs and dustmites from a bag I found in my closet Meeeeeeeemoreeeeeeees. Now if anyone knows how to change pages in this Massive Memory Card by Performance, feel free to drop me a reply
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